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Show s AIGIST THE BEAVER PRESS, FRIDAY, Bill Brawnley, the strong man of the village, met one of his in the local inn. During their conversation Bill called the other a disparaging name. fellow-village- STATETirttt UTAH ASSOCIATION The villager naturally resented this remark. "Look here, Brawnley," he said, "I'll give you just five minutes to take that back." Bill smiled. "Is that so?" he replied, extend"And ing his chest impressively. five in back it I take don't suppose minutes?" "Then," said the villager, after a slight pause, "I'll extend the s time." Magazine. and the N. E. A. Publisher WALTER L. CARLTON Published every Friday 0 mths. IN ADVANCE) (PAYABLE SUBSCRIPTION RATES 1 nith. 35c $11 j r. $2 Tit-Bit- First Class Publication Entered in the Post A Office in IN THE FAMILY 7 MILK INCOME DEPENDABLE FARM INCOMI 3 AT ITS 1932 UVE STOOC . s m m m, f ej FARM INCOME IMPROVEMENT TOBACCO - 1934 1929 i a Y j U r)nA Grave Mistake A bombastic man met his somewhat henpecked friend, whose badly injured face suggested a recent motoring accident. "Good heavens!" his friend exclaimed. "How did this happen?" "My wife!" the injured one began. "Your wife?" was the breezy reply. "Ah, evidently you haven't acquired the secret of married bliss. I, for instance, never have a row with my wife. I have no secrets from her." "Neither have I!" Henpeck sighed. "That's the trouble, I'm afraid; I only thought I had!" Philadelphia Inquirer. A 38 04 WHEAT 29 . 9U UVE STOCK Mrs. Knox Remember, Hiram, it takes two to make a quarrel. Mr. Knox Sure! A scolding woman has to have someone to scold. AO COTTON TOBACCO g j' ft 1932 MUX 78 51 i Solution fes? Milk proved a more dependable source of farm Income during recent years than most major farm products, according to the Federal Trade Commission's recent agricultural Income study. During 1932 when gross farm Income sagged to Its lowest point, dairy farmers received 64 per cent a much for milk as In 1929. Farm-r-s received only 40 per cent of iite 1929 total for livestock, 38 per cent for tobacco. 34 per cent for cotton and 29 per cent for wheat. driver ran into an bankment and bent a fender. A woman WHEAT Milk Industry Foundation Chart By 1934 when gross farm Income recovered substantially, milk was well ahead of other major farm products with a gross of 64 per cent. Livestock was 51 per cent and wheat 45 per cent. Only one non-foocrop was higher tobacco at 78 per cent of the 1929 figure. Cotton was 48 per cent of the Income. From 1929 to 1934, the average income to the producer from m:!k held up better than any farm prod net reported. d IMivestpck jet Los Angeles, California, August' U. A. C. INSTRUCTOR RETURNS 13, 1937 Relatively high prices FACTORY TRAINING for beef cattle and hogs naturally SCHOOL are causing a great deal of elation among livestocg growers. Both Mr. Ernest C. Jeppson. instrucattle and hog prices are nw at ctor in auto mechanics at the the best levels since the late 20's, re The relatively high prices are the Branch Agricultural College, week from last turned Flint, of rsult the working of the laws of Michigan where he spent most of supply and demand as expressed the summer attending the General on the central markets. LiveMotors Service School. stock growers would do well to While at this school Mr. Jeppconsider that reports of the highson took the standard course of er livestock prices emanate from the central markets where values instruction required of all r g are established. If It were not for ional service supervisors of the these central markets a great General Motors Company. The proving grounds at Flint many growers would have no are very interesting according t means of knowing thetruevalue Mr. Jeppson. Here cars are subof their livestock, for in fact there would be no means of estab jectedto to every conceivable kind of test tlctremine their ability to llshlng proper values. stand under the most, adverse up There are some in the livestock road conditions. business and many in the meat Mr. trade who will consider present weeks Jeppson also spent two at Fort Collins. Colorad) livestock values out of line and a conference of Mechattending there is complaint that meat anic Arts Teachers an engaging in are prices advancing more rapidly inthan consumer buying power. special study in his field of struction. However, no matter what anyone thinks about it, there is nothing A was born August that can be done to alter the laws to Mr.baby girl Mrs. Lawrence and of supply and demnd. This is particularly true as long as price are established under the system of open, competitive bidding that rules at the various major stock yards. Competitive bidding that this time must be taken with growers were forced to sell their livestock at prices that preculdd any opportunity of profit. Even then, growers were able through the central markets to realize the best cash prices possible and wre always able to sell their output on a strictly cash basis. Every indication points to a continued strong demand for fat cattle and fat hogs and most observers of trade look for very satisfactory prices to the producer for some time to come. There has been an acute scarcity of strictly fat cattle on all markets during most of the summer. This condi tion probably will be somewhat relieved within a short time. Re- ports from the Intermountain and the northwest lndl-job- er Mrs. Grant Thornton and children of Salt Lake City, Utah are llx IIAUIOM) I'lTCAHiN guests at the M. C. Eyre home. National Chairmen Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Champion tin- lit'piui'ic S?nliiirl and Mr. and Mrs. Tine Dotson their Recent events at Washington inhave visited here with dicate a renewed and eirjjurang mother Mrs. Sarah Dotson. recognition of our American demand Mr. and Mrs. Art Palmer of for Government by the People. here with For within the past few weeks Oregon spent Sunday have Clothier. of Mrs. Confess members and Hoy Mr. many shown a fresh sense of responsiMr. and Mrs. Joseph Myers of American of bility to the firtat body Utah spent Sunday here citizens whom they were elected to Mil ford, relatives. with represent. Gray of Mr. and Mrs. Helmer Measures deeply affecting our week form of government and our meththe Nevada spent Pioche, ods of life have received careful Brad-shaWilliam at the here consideration and serious discussion end 7, A. Pilant at their home in WViser, Idaho. Mrs. Pilant was formally Alice Powell of this city. cate that as a result of exc llent feed conditions there will be a larger supply of grass fat stock, which should meet good d maud on the market. The probabilities are that this fat stock will meet a two way demand, both on Hie Pacific Const and in the middlewest. The point is that packers and cattle feeders will both be looking for supplies. Feeders are particularly anxious to buy half fat stock which will be suitable for comparatively short period In the feed lots, .so that they can get the cattle on the market comparatively soon. The intermountain grass cattle nre ex peeled to begin arriving on tin markets in goodly numbers within the next two or three weeks and the receipts from that source are expected to continue through and November. Oct-count- em- home. Mr. and Mrs. Rulon Hollings-hea- d and family of Beaver have spent a week here. afternoon Itabtisinial Sunday Services were held here twenty-si- x being Babtised Wayne Craw to a degree too seldom attained during the past few years. The wishes of constituents have, in a number of recent cases, made their influence felt over the insistent voice of expediency. All this is cheering to American citizens who regard Congress as And. their voice in government. undoubtedly, the names of those showed their sense of members w responsibility to the men and women they represent will be remembered at the polling places. Blind and unquestioning enactment of measures prepared and written by heads of appointed boards, bureaus, and commissions to perpetuate their own temporary power, constitutes, in fact, a surrender of the authority vested in the American citizen through the principle of representation. Careful and considered legislation enacted by a Congress elected under the provisions of our fundamental law, constitutes the American method of Government by the People. did the Bagtising. lies returned home after visiting relatives at Las Vegas, Nevada. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Worthen and children of Heaver, spent Sun day here with friends. Funeral services for Francis M. Dorrity were held here August 3, taking Bishop George Marshell .Mrs. William Beaver. Vocal Solo Carlie Eggs Murdock It it but vua sua them especially j to, A f nod anna H V,n. "ui"9 Vnnr 1 Bldrbt greatest Ixceedins: doer m anjc ' expenses keep job, grindstone andyou! mere ."'""ftof mind. Mi It. I mean unscroiai1 I Cambo X the Ta sc fe!se isu'i peace v time arc , Trv lliio month: Shop for yotli from the ads in this ne . v,u.muie me savinqij. puibuu&e. m me month fiaum- im a uu -111 1 tuigj, 1 You'll find you don't J scramoie so much outgo fit income. to Aditorid Ml IRC CI of 1 b run,, wuvir Ala FOR BETTER BREAKFASTS Duet "Cast Thy Bread Upon The Waters by Alverttta Robinson and Rose Banks. Benediction Hilbert Eyre. Interement was in the Miner-svill- e t'emetary. The grave was dedicated by Bishop Geo. Marshall. TODD lade ITT Beaver. Speaker Frank Williams. Violin Solo Harold Baker. Mr. and Mrs. Hoy Hunt and family left Monday morning to visit in Sulphurdale with Mr. and Mrs. Don Hunt and familv. "I anv there's one m means more to a other, it's breakiast' F Carl Hubbell, ace pitcher New York Giants. "Out! 1 where 1 will day come from end okeo y we if I right. "Folks, especially boji ri eye on the diamond, k what's the most ImDortui In building for a future b te: K, N Ten GID DAP! Secure There had been an epidemic of and to protect his property Cassidy brought home a mongrel. "We'll leave all the rooms open -- oso that he'll catch anybody who I5K KIND HOGS TO to wife. he said his breaks in," "But if you do," she replied, "the Also To IVople beast will be roaming all over the house all night." The subject of mad dog comes "Ah, but we'll soon stop that," said Cassidy. "We'll fasten the dog up for consideration every so often and at this time of year, it usually to the table-leg.- " causes some real concern. The deWhat Price Glory pression must have hit the dog The nice lady entered the restaurant and ordered an omelet. The population, as there seem to be more homeless dispensed with by waiter took the order. "I'm sorry to have to explain, turning them loose on the commun madam," he said, "that the price of ity. omelets has been raised. It's on Rabies ( hydrophobia is primaccount of the war, you know." a disease of dogs. Us occurarily "My goodness!" exclaimed the nice lady, "are they throwing eggs rence in other animals and people is accidental and it is seldom at each other now?" Staley spread by them. Safety to ourselves and kindness to dogs: conFIGURING IT OUT sists of doing every thing passible to get rid of rabies. These steps are those which are mosteffective: 1. Do away with dogs that have no homes or owner. 2. Give the preventive inoculation to all other dogs. 3. Muzzle or ke p on b ash dogs not confined at home. Every owner owes a duty to his dog. He should protect it from diseases, as far as possible, and Watson You're a wonder. How whole-heartegive support to did you attain such proficiency in oinciai requirements regarding making deductions? Holmes I acquired it while mak- its treatment. ing out my income tax schedule. SPARK THK Imk; AND SAVK TIIK PKRSON Just the One When a dog bites sum. one or Superintendent What we want is a night watchman, alert and ready otherwise aits in an unusual for the slightest noise or Indication manner, there is likely t b a of burglars. Someone who can sleep clamor to have it killed immediatwith one eye open and both ears on ely. Useless t he dog is obviously the Job and who is not afraid to mad. this is just the thing that tackle. should not be done. If possible' Applicant Yes, I'll send my wife fasten the dog In a comfortable right over. Montreal Star. place where it cannot get awayj and hold for ten days. This gives Harking From the Tombs "Does that comedian employ a an opportunity to find out defitii-- j ghost writer?" asked Miss Cayenne. itely whether or not the doi,' is! "That question has not been In- mad. may spare and! expense do Why vestigated. you ask?" "If he does, I wish he'd get into anxiety to the bitten person, and' communication with one that had perhaps will save the life of ;, valuable animal. not been dead so long." If a dog has ribies. it often Tripped Up seems to have something in itsj Smart Pupil Teacher, how do inroat anil paralysis of the hind . you pronounce legs usually appears in a few days Teacher It's pronounced folk. Smart Pupil And how do you pro- If something happens in ten days to two weeks, the dog nounce the white of an egg? may be Teacher Yolk. angry at its confitiem. nt. but will Smart Pupil No, teacher, It's not be mad. pronounced albumen. All dog bites should tie , cured for immediately ),y the Whist f;ltj;y Colonel Bugler, my ace airman physician. If the ,,,g SMOW;4 treatment is over the enemy lines. Whep he clous, the returns, immediately sound a blast. should be start, d at one. There Is 110 other known method of Bugler Very good, sir, ths moprement I its your act I'll trumpet. venting the development of the disease. fierce-lookin- Gibson charge. We'll Quartet "Some Time Melba, Understand" by Ireta, Jess and Harold Baker. Invocation I. V. Rollins. Speaker George C. Murdock of worried her. So she went to a garage and asked the mechanic: "Can you fix this fender so my husband won't know it was bent?" The mechanic looked at the bent fender and then at her and said: "No, lady, I can't But I'll tell you what I can do. I can fix it up so that in a few days you can ask your husband how he bent it." ComSindtlen house-breakin- ,. 350 - heeded INCOME LOW -- Its llesj0!Ssi!i!iii!i'S in marked in Congressional halls contrast to earlier habits of rush and jam. as exThe voice of the public pressed in the press and in appeals has been to individual members ,hfiS 1929 LEVU100 Minersvi.ie And (loniTSS w Beaver, Utah, as Second Class Mail Matter, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Phone 24 Advertising rates quoted when requested. THE FARMER'S I 13, 1937 I. g d he. JNEIU Carl "How did you come out on tha horse race yesterday?" "Oh, I broke even. How about you?" "I'm even broke." Too Much for Him Foreman Why are you leaving? Riveter O, I don't mind hammering rivets all day long, but the next man to me hums incessantly. "That Tongues Will Wag boy of Jim's is a nice look- ing young chap. What's his name''" "Winfleld." "A family name?" "Yes. It was his mother's maiden name. But when the boy was born some 18 years ago, neoolo said hn should have been named Wind shield." "Why?" "O, he kept his father out of the draft." Kansas City Star. Hubbell lord ill . think 1 1 re two Important loinp-- rj ice and diet. Maybe disci rQt "iiuseball lakes a lot of a. If you want to tniiiiBi1 iove fast you've got to to ta ries and a brain in working Tou can't start thedajotl piece of toast and a glass Juice." says the star soutl' "Out here in the Weet H o! BEA ave to ask for the kindM1 1 like they Just uje erve It to me. They'd W ead If a ball player dldJt ' ut witb a lion's share breakfast vittles they kitchen. Maybe I'm 14 maybe I'm wrong, but doW' bottom Ug to bet my ore boys would end up of Hne men In all walki specially In sports of u wake the first nieal one S tnosi Important test Never Mind - The Hw TH I Prol r wi Your engine will be better protected with on this heat resisting motor oil lank I j j JuWWMIHI C 1g: i Vico has a record of withstanding heat unexcelled by any other oil on that's Li the market. Use Vico and let your motor forget the heat. 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