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Show BEAVER PRESS OUR COMIC SECTION 2L '' li It mil MOTHK CAN i HWE 50METHiN6 TO EAT ? .f IT1 I id T2A9E YCU A H T Ml ffTMiTLOWIVJI J DWlN Nfl A .about: Parole BoarJt at Large. live in if those in high places were just a bit fussier about the criminals they let out and the finger-printe- d Idea I FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted 0LovMia 0 By tiwn Ilium Cab Dignity Doffed I f TWY WARRM TIST POUT ROASTED NO 01 LIS) n 1 SoT Ol J LlMOMAt r tFL ft OH-P- r fex- MUST HIM, MR.S. Orl-- St 'CUSE KMOCK HE WUX SMOOP SO HOT VlTH THAT coat om -- yez cAki't - com? IN? n y ' -- y,-- THE FEATHERHEADS . .nV- - 1 .A. A ..It I I i - - 31 "i fr-yy Spreading It On there! war that? hovj ) l ABOUT YOU,, TX?!MS Tf BEE HAVE KESIECTF)1- -r ; X Kara OK STATE Prison Petulanre. 'TpnATs on the same day three should occur at places as widely separated as Bos ton in Masschusetts, Nashville in Tennessee and Muskogee In Okla noma Is only to be accounted for as proof of a growing wave of dissatisfaction with prison life on the part of the boys. How much better we manage in some states I might name where it would seem a boarder has mere ly to mention to the parole board that he's getting bored with the ac commodations and craves to go and sin no more. "Well, so long war- .. A . Ann " uv u, na)3 me uujiuriing one. lioia any mall that comes and try to keep my old room for me the one with the southern exposure and the radio set. It's not good by. Just au revolr." But no, those chaps who blasted their way out got so irritable they Just couldn't wait, It all goes to show that petulance never pays In this world. Kindly be patient, fellows, and, sooner or later, the sentimentalist will- - perfect a plan to turn practically everybody loose Itnmeiiiutely alter conviction, thus curing the present unavoidable annoyance of a round trip to the hoosegow, jail-break- OKI- fcUTV - Lz: i 9 THEY'RE 7 i i U..A..I t THEY POM'T ALLOW COPS To TAKG" THEIR WHthJ i ME T MIND OU Ti . HULL on the heels of a similar statement by the Brit ish foreign secretary, and, If you dig down through the diplomatic spinach under which utterances are always burled, you'll find that nel ther nation is deeply tickled over the plan of Japan to gobble op north China by what is called po litely an "autonomy movement" But If that wasn't Its fashionable name It could pass anywhere for an armed Invasion. Unless you're a statesman, you wouldn't be able to notice the difference. For gome days the Impression has been getting nround that the Chi nese weren't so hot over the idea, either. Well, the rabbit that's about to be absorbed by the python rare ly does show any real enthusiasm, Here's the curious thing, though apparently both our Mr. Hull and his English brother still labor un der the whimsical belief that a treaty by a stronger nation guaran teeing the integrity of a weaker nation la meant to be kept. How quaintly SECRETAIIY MAKE IT A which will not need niuai Uiiu U 1XIS1S on Much-Mootesentu lives of the peo'- and calmly consider tv.l. ring throughout the W'X Will nations ever abandon war? needs arising "N Will efficiency In killing hasten Its vlons that population! end? Is peace on earth possible? and economic conditlotrv- These questions were put to famous we realize that the oluJV luure auvantageo.J publicists and thinkers by Cosmo- in temporary good that ma.J politan Magazine. Among those who give their opin one nation or to one In, i r Ions are; Oswald Spengler, Arthur win ue BDie to mpet qua Brisbane, Havelock Ellis, Mrs. F. D arise and adjust them i Boosevelt, and Amelia Earhnrt Put reasoname manner." nam. Preparedness was advocated by some, a better understanding between nations, and taking of profits out of war by others. Havelock Ellis says: "I have no R doubt whatever that a permanent world peace is possible and will be rwtTi Bl" PATTER achieved when the will to It exists. tAu f mag There is no war among the animals nearest to man and no evidence of Its existence In early man's history, It is a phase of human development which may once have been beneficial ft aarti In aiding social discipline and co operation but today, in the opinion of the majority of people, it has be k Tare ' come useless and mischievous. Even when successful, it falls to achieve the security for which It Is chiefly waged." ftSs Arthur Brisbane says: "World t uk gLr-tut peace will come when some nation IGart ' or group of nations becomes power I V J&igzb the p ful and civilized enough to put an end to war. If necessary, as Onrdi nal Richelieu put an end to dueling by executing a few that fought duels. . . . Efficiency In killing will hastm,in iii i '"i en its end. 'Elimination of Inferior V 7 If races' may continue for a while aft ' aCvig , trie , er 'civilized' nations cease killing their 'equals' with the consent and approval of the vuals.'" Oswald Spengler says: "If there were to take place In Asia today a great uprising ngalnst the white race, countless white people would Join In tt because they are tired of ' the peaceful life. Pacifism will rer main an ideal, war a fact, and If the vio white peoples are determined to lead ,.p tl no more, the colored races wIlL and ir ci " ''--" ered they will become the rulers of the world." a I Amelia Earhart Putnam says: "I believe war can be outlawed, but not until mere living offers a substitute I' for the beguiling pageantry of the military; nor until mental attitudes change through such basic economic adjustments ns rational control of population and of the production and distribution of life necessities." Mr- -. Franklin D. Roosevelt: tare "Permanent world peace Is a post fa 'As easy as pie" to fi: w; sibility; a probability only If the world as a whole determines that two graceful raglan sleeved en demands organiza- shaped yoke is a dlstingnic tion for peace Instead of war. We ture of this rather dressj.XJ n cannot expect to make any treaties pensive afternoon frock. 5i w it hard to decide which sled do ment Is the more cliarmin:ptly that tapers to a snuglj you cuff, or the one which u II short of the wrist. Don't !d hi note the very new. gored ithal He Knew Pat Its subtle flare. If it's a fc b: Mike I haven't seen my Uncle Pat you want, black satin Is idt to v for ten years. I wonder what he's you're out for color, choc? cU I been doing all that time. ly hued novelty synthetic Ike I can guess: ten years. Pattern 0545 mav be oriin V In sizes 14, 10, 18, 20, 32, to 40 and 42. Size 16 req:w Nothing Gained Math Teacher Now we find that yards 39 Inch fabric and ?44' x Is equal ti zero. trastlng. Complete dIanEcon th Student Oe! All that work for chart Included. Send FIFTEEM PKN'TS nothing. American Boy. or stamps (coins preferred rtn Be sure to wrl'.!,rt Lost at Sea pattern. your NAME, ADDRESS, sr 1 Pilot What is St? lj Observer An SOS. They want to NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to Ttr " know if we have seen anything of Circle Pattern Dent.. Zh- - 1 a pink and gray parrot. Eighteenth St.. New York, p9- . r, The Neglected Ne gattve j the P. Kidding "A young man," said the ready- Postmaster Duncan Do?r b made philosopher, "should learn to Marshfleld, Ore., was stum? y ay 'no.'" he rpppfvnrl a totfor nfl(lof" Farmer "yes," replied Corntosscl, 'I feel that my boy Josh ought to "Young man' last house ff:. take at least that much trouble. street, Englewood. There li , pi When I ask him to hcln around the ber. He had a goat" Ther?-- 0f Englewoi place he simply gives me a hauzhtv return address. suburb. t, r stare." Famed Publicists, Thinkers d Answer it Question. aliens they let In? Apparently al: most any known radical from overseas can drop In without being reg d or naturalistered or ized or anything and make himself at home even to the extent of try. lng openly to under mine our govern ment. --Whereas, If all these violent reds foreign-borwho lack citizen ship papers were laid end to end, It would Indeed be a lovely sight, espe cially If each one Irvin S. Cobb had a Illy in his hand. As for the average chronic offender against the laws well, on his way Into the penitentiary, he's likely to meet himself coming out, with release papers In his pocket and hope In his heart For him a sentence Is back Just a pleasant week-enamong the boys at the old manse. Here today and gone tomorrow-tha- t's the grand Idea. Might make so bold ns to suggest there would be more habitual criminals staying in prison if we had fewer parole boards going at large? ;! Joint Debates en Religion. A COXTKOVEUSIAL Kemlcmun, who thinks he rend between tiie lires of one of View squibs a hidden meaning which I certainly never meant to put there, writes In, me to a challenging i,t debate s on grounds, whatever they are. Much obliged, but the answer, briefly and in a word, NAJEU.,:pEAK, 1 nu rPLiv' fAM'T YOJ TlNP v , dinner noD f MEAL AMTHlM ABOUT THE I U -- Ui1UZ oH viELL AM tup RUTTER coo& ni tasted VERV r ming 1 iC Jit i l - 1 VERY ToufiM J U J GENERAL Parliamentary "Do you think you'll be able to get the speaker's eye?" "The speaker hasn't done anything to me yet," said the athletic young member. "If he does, I won't aim for his eye. Ill aim for his Jaw." IRVIN Inc. 3. COBB. ANIiim. Nwppr Brvk. WNU ALARJ 1 ces w of en VJK glr WRlGLEY'S ALWAYS i Brjnos Good cheer ti'f.& Worm Doggonlt, that fc4(( sighted flrehug thinks Pmn of hose. tif tail Nothing Gratis 4.4 "Ton can't get somctti W( e ti nothing In this llfo." "That's right," replied the, f, citizen, "If I want even kind words about my divt and some hope of futur ht Pve got to go to a fortn h and pay for them." y de-ba- Amr1rti yen s person who ever wins a Joint is the one who takes no part in it C Nerth " -- j.f A Laugh en Berlin. t;3- - '' Is no. So far ns I've observed, the only yOULn.YT it iwu to sort of put the laugh on somebody If we sent a lot of Jewish athletes and there are many splendid ones scattered around-- to Berlin on our Olympic team, and our team mopped op? Everybody In Hollywood trrned out for a party to II. O. Weill I think they thought he was a visiting producer. Sure sign of retnrnlnff nrnanrii. women have started In again. nmrrjmg me aiiijvsnl boyg. Pi f therefrM' Dressy Fit 1 ttoclo-rellglou- J 4 r CALIF. Did OXNARD, to you this a be or, anyhow, happier, might a safer land for the rest of us to Events in the Lives of Little Mm ' Lh Will Efficiency in Killing iiring About eace on V what 111 fL,VyRIGLEY'S" Y L7'03?v Th 4j, PERFECT Sv " 'pyt.'--- - GUMr " : hM 1 |