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To be dead certain of getting something chic, you cannot do better than this model with its sm;irt and becoming neck and Its well fitting panels. It Merciless Campaigning "Several of your friends In congress are physicians." "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum, "but they are cautious doctors who prescribe only simple remedies. What we need is a bunch of dentists who can pull teeth and administer gas." At 400 Utah Oil r Kenning i Some Like That "My wife is a good driver," boasted Jones, "and she believes In giving the man In the other car his place along Stations in Utah and Idaho Service PATTRKN A According to Custom The Usher Hey, you! This juy says you bounced a bottle on his bonn. What's the Idea? The OueKt Xothln. Only lie butted In on our party an' Introduced himself as the "Human Battleship," and I thought it was time he was tested. Brooklyn Eagle. WEEK'S PRIZE STORY TPEP bb ACCENTS SMARTNESS Smart was lpokinj; rather puzzltMl. "Tell me, old fellow," lie said to a friend, "have you ever heitrd of such a thing as cold embers?" The friend shook his head vigorously. ".Never," he replied.. "There can't be such a thing." Smart smiled artfully. "Oh, yes, there is," he replied. "November and December they're cold enough, aren't they?'1 rF PRINCIPAL 1 SIMPLE FROCK THAT the road." SPECIAL For The Month Of JUNE $75 bra Cemplsti Six Moatks Beauty Coane that Yob can now learn a profession for the rest wHI make you independent f your days. $15 per month only for the complete course of six months. Phone or write for our catalogue. UiH HIGH SCHOOL OF So. Main St., Salt Lake City 121 ASK YOUR DRUGGIST APES FINNEY OF THE FORCE FAR FROM MOPE THIS ISMT f7 J AN OFFICIAL em I CULTURE BEAUTY "Mine does, too," sighed Smith, "only she seems to think his place Is In the ditch." Philadelphia Bulletin. 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Black I have lost my whole fortune and must go hungry. White And I have been forbidden by my doctor to drink beer and: must go thirsty we all have our sorrows. Lustlge Blaetter (Berlin). j I Can't Blame Him Blinks How did it happen that a man in Perkins' circumstances sent: his daughter to Europe for a yeart Jinks She had fallen In love with a crooner, and he said he'd a darn sight rather go to the poorhouse than have such a thing for a Cincinnati Enquirer. son-in-la- $31 A HTutaMi lJ s w nss rsk P r ITnififi ll " - r "" ' fsssm " ROUNDTRIP TO LOS ANGELES VIA SAN THE FEATHERHEADS -j Well, FRANCISCO ( From Salt Lake City and Ogden, travel to Los Angeles via San Francisco for exactly the same Good OLD CHEWY CAMPY I HAVE KIT HAP AMY FOR A roundtrip fare as via direct routes. This low fare is good in standard Pullmans (plus berth r rtLiy.ii n v I WELLij j J J V. I The Clam 1 ihoucsmi 1 , p TOLP YOU To GET USY AMP CUT THE GRASS j charge). $12 TO SAN FRANCISCO $13.87 TO LOS ANGELES ( l D. 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Philadelphia Bulletin. ouihern Pacific !rr details t li Sound Advice tllD ft "rite 1 "You have a beautiful bride." "Yes, but we'll have to live on From Salt Lake City and Ogden, in roomy coaches on fast trains. -- ji in Curiosity Warsaw A young man was arrested because he was lying across railway lines near Warsaw. "Suicide?" he said, when questioned by the police. "Certainly not I I was Just trying to find out how quickly a train could draw up." or Col-yo- H in c:clH - $3.00 r- ewNOTK...p-'- T" f V lu-ii- iii 1 1 1 ; |