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Show HELPER The &&&s Baton Ae Second Cltu From Spring Canyon COMPANY PUBLISHING Utah Hlf.At Matter Th Poet Office At Heloer. By DAVE 16, 1958 f SCHOOL NEWS FROM JUNIOR HIGH j Club x By Rampagers GAME AT HELPER by Max Morgan Wednesday. Oct. 8, the Price Pirates met ...Iper Juiior High Rams at the Helper Junior High. The kicko:. .vas made by Helper at 1:50 v ' Helper's sp c:aoular plays were made by the following: Fred Kirkwood made a touchdown in the 2nd quarter. Dale Roper and Jimmy Bryner made touchdowns in the 3rd quarter, a ho, a spectacular 70 yard run for a touchdown in the same quarter by David Southwell. Richard Regis made a very marvelous interception on the 32 yard line, and Karl Street made a fast recovery on a fumble. Helper's quarterbacks were Hit hard Regis, Edwarr, Hunter and Bob Taniguchi. Price's tquchdowns consisted of two passes and one center plunge. The final score was 27 to 19, Helper's favor. With two victories under Helper's belt the team's anticipation greater for the gold trophy HELPER-EAS- T CARBON FOOTBALL GAME by Paul Liapis On September 24, Helper tra-- A eled to East Carbon to play the first football game of the 1953 season. The score at the end of the game was Helper 13, East Carbon 6. The two touchdowns made toy Helper were made by Fred Kirkwood on an end run ;inrl Dale Roper on a jump pass. was The point after touchd-ewmade by Fred Kirkwood on a run. The quarterback throughout most of the game was Richard j The Regis and Bab Taniguchi. new at lEast Cartoon was in very ;fiood condition. Helper had many first downs and were hurt toy their penalties. East Carbon made their only touchdown toy an (unexpected pass over Jim Bryner's head. Their try for extra point was unsuccessful. East Carbon played a very good game tout could not slop the rampaiging Helper Rams. STUDENT COUNCI LASSEMBLY by Jerry Merkley On Friday, September 2fi, an assembly was presented by the Student Council and a few ether students of the school. It was of presented under the direction the Mr. O'Neil, Mrs. Hyatt and Student Council advisors. The assembly was the first one of the year and was presented as, "Station H.J.H., the only net- television work in the world." Presented in the short skitJ were Bob Morgan, Richard Regis, Dale Roper, Chuck Olsen, Wayne Dimick, Peggy Imai, Jill Re?se, Judith Nielsen, Michael Bianco, J.idy 'Rowley, Carol Reid and Bud Blackham. Featured as talent from the school were Louis Felice, Gerald Mills, Henry Harriguchi, Johnny Robert Mizukawa, Taniguchi, Molly Tabone, Carolyn Mocre, Karyn Piccioni, Connie Nick, Cookie Yoklavioh, Ruth Tarr.a-gawSteve Diamanti, Alice Tru-jill- o and Jona Costello. Jerry Merkley was the announcer. 'At the close cf the assembly the Student Council members were sworn into office bv Mr. O'Neil. a, RAMPAGE CLUB LaFaye Skaggs This year the Rampage Club consists of 35 members fro;n t.ie by 9th and 10th grades. At each member is assigned a topic to report on, and the host ones are published. Every afternoon two member. of the club sell candy. With the help of the advisers: Mr. Galbraith, ,Mrs. Black and Mr. Hansen, the officers: Editor Amelia Yoklavich, Secretary Jana Costello, and Easiness Manager Jerry IMerkley, and the repo-ter- s, the Rampage Club hopes to mak the paper a big success. ffth, ROBERTSON UtB THURSDAY, OCTOBER I HELPER TIPPLE TALES Enrw TburaCUr PAGE TWO $ 1 L HAT10NALDITOR.AL Publiabed THI JOURNAL JOURNA (Utah) Boofo Riche is not going back to the hospital until they get a Henry Binch is liquor license. the May Hiatt house, rebuilding but it's too late for May. I surely do envy that old 'bull elk Frank Latuda. Helen Windsor, Iola Cobain, Hildy Yoklavich, Anna Polastro are all fighting over him, using tooth, nail, gossip and perfume. Helen Costello now duz her ironing at the Helper Club to 'be near dear ole long lost John. (Pensioners the likes of Marko Yelenich get a large charge out of Helen's laundry, consisting mainly of black lacy things and red handled long johns for the master. The Puritans are screaming that Eddy Fisher is a bad boy. Not me. I have seen the happy Widow Todd. The first time was at MQM where she were making a stinker called National Velvet. Liz was the star and I also had a fine part. Stand in for the horse. Even at age 13 you could that Elizabeth Taylor predict would be no Annie Downey. Or Dooks Jerant. Or Teresa Phelps. Or Rose Miner. No sir. Or Kate Wright. You real easy could tell that this would ibe a 6 husband type. And I had fond hopes of being included in the lineup. I seemed to have got lost in the woods somewhere along the line. Liz did not prefer the tall, dark and silent type, which I was, and of course 'Which I still am. I still think Elizabeth Taylor is one of America's most promising child actresses. But it's about time everyone learned that to stray. However, the spectacle of those 2 females battling over a tonsil, a bone and a hank of hair only goes to prove that in Hollywood women will fight over anything. The Republican recession has reached way down and shook up your obnoxious reporter. Don't know how much longer I'll be with'you dear people, as the typing machine is about to go in hock. I write to yea now via candlelight in a log cabin which Abe Lincoln was born and which he helped his father 'build. I am using a pencil and when it wears out we both have jolly well had it. However, it's been a gay 10 years with only 2 or 3 major beefs. Which is not bad, considering the number of insults involved in 520 columns or 7S0.OO0 words. Only one who won't speak to me today is Honkin Hildy YOklavph and that's fine with me. Her beat up ole Nash horn is quite sufficient to make my blood turn blue. The Vogue delivered a pair of capri leopard striped pants to Al Veltri but he sent em back. The stripes clased with his birth mark. Iola Cobain has 2 dozen brothers and sisters. When her Pa married her Ma he promised her the world. Darn near gave it to her too. Betty Eaquinta is an old fashioned wife. She doesn't have a maid come in to clean rap twice a week. She just has a dirty house. Frank .Scavo is a proud member of the National Guard. More commonly known as the Weekend Warriors. sex is here Let Margie Diamanti have gay parties without me. She cooks from a book written by Lucrezia Borgia. The pygmies come here from the deepest African jungles to fill their poisoned darts at ZaZa Gabor house. Margie's claims that Eddie Zupon is one of the world's 10 most fascinating men. Edna 'Borla will buy that. Klwanis Kids Day installed a new Helper administration consisting of Mayor Ed Wildman Hunter, eouncilmen Dean Earl Huff, Davy Davis, Patsy (Bottino and Kathy Eno. They did such a tremendous job that the public is now demanding they stay in office. Young Hunter sold all hands some cut rate insurance, the Bottino doll is a million volt bombshell, Kathy Eno will give all taxpayers a free ride to Provo on the D&RG Zac-car- ia, Toonerville Trolley. I especially like Little Leaguer Davie Davis, whose folks were the only ones not demanding impeachment of fat umpires. Mrs. Davis is a trim filly. So much in contrast to shrew types Jill Bergamo and ancient lady Jewkes, who futively deny .being over 57. Wonder wot became of my ole carousing buddies Jones, Bergamo, Jewkes, Borla. Wonder if they go home nites. I'm glad Leah Schultz ordered Hal to run for the skrjle board. Good man. So is newsboy iAc3 Miner. So is Elmo Turcasso, who is strong as a (bull and twice as smart. Columbus Day was a smash hit in Helper. So is DiMaggio Day, Lasagne Day, Pumonteesee Day, to Perrero Day, Calabriz Day, Pierotti Dena etc. Day, left dirty dishes to win the Ringer golf tourney. It's correctly named. Her real handle is Patty Berg. Before that it wuz Dutch Dalpiaz. Snoozie Coleman and Helen Windsor were married in a double ring ceremony. They pledged hula hoops. Valentine worked so Mary hard to get rid of bowleggedness that she became knock-knee- d. Gia-colet- Roger Saccamano doesn't believe that I played ball as a boy with Ted Williams. All these darn wise kids think that I was born old. Norma Dimick bought a the second hand dress from Vogue. Last time I saw this piece of material, Barnum and Bailey were putting it rjp in Brigham City. Wonderful news from the domestic front: Banker Stan Litizzette has one fine son and 2 in escrow. Helen Ferderber sure looks funny. She tried to be a cook at Notre Dame and Maria Pinarelli snatched all her hair out. These SicilKans are firm believers in Love Thy Neighbor. On Sunday. And stay in your own bull pen. Cutest ibrat in the Laureski dance review, if you will pardon me, is 7 year old Nancy Robertson. Th2 whole class is lovely. And to think that 15 years from now 75 percent cf them will be collecting " . alimony. " Will wonders ever cease? U.icle Sam shot a rocket to the moon and Goya Lovato is knitting tiny things, Every Saturday there is a rodeo in Spring Gulch, where Pauline Vea makes her living a bull fighter. She does this out of a sense of fairness. Any an -mal smaller than a bull would have no chance. a MHilliilHMilffliBliiM BILL'S PRESCRIPTION 3 PHARMACY - UTAH RAILWAY Prescriptions Filled - - Helper, Utah GR2-586- 1 NOTICE HUNTERS ARE WARNED NOT TO TRESPASS ON THE PROPERTIES THE DUSSERRE OF ESTATE; BEAVER, FISH CREEK, FORGES. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED PROPERTIES ARE POSTED- -' every meeting STUDENT COUNCIL DANCE by Sherrie Ann Uzelac and Margaret Sidwell The Student Council Dance took place at the Helper Junior High School on September 19, at 7:30. It lasted from 7:30 to 10:00. About 15 cakes were raifled cff. The cakes were made by the students who are in the Student Council. The advisors at the dance were Mr--- . Hyatt and Mr. O'Neil. Everyone enjoyed themsjives at the dance. HERE TOMORROW! Ford ' brings Thundcrbird e field with elegance to tKe low-pric- fflE WOMB I BEA MO PROFO X f- - i-- L JI J ' 1 - CARS i i i' r1'V I It?' Tlwte Fords yoa'v gat ! try! Far left ii the new TSunderbird . . . center, the new Custom 300 "ma&mmmr Ills Great bourbon of the Old West THE OLD SUNNV BROOK CO.. LOUISVILLE. 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