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Show HELPER The JOURNAL (Utah) Soroptimist Members "Tour Japan" NATIONAL 6DITOR1AI MfMBEli?fe.,!rJ?fV MM SWfP&$ OP ASSOCIATION Published JOURNAL TH Entered Ciass A.s Every PUBLISHING Utah COMPANY Hli. Matter By HAVE ROBERTSON At Heluer, C'ta THURSDAY, FEB. 27, 1958 At The Post Office PAGE TWO nf ) 4t with power. Meybe I will rat on j big Joe Bonacci and his 78 ft. long diesel truck. He parks from the underpass to the Friendiy Tavern in one gulp. But our town is still the best, and we boast some fine mansions, like that run by socialite Ann Downey, She has a special dining room which is illumned by very tall and spindly floor lamps, French style. At first I thought they were afh trays for the. Harlem Globetrotters. Iola Cobain is an unusual cook. Everything reminds you of that poi you get in the Hawaiian Islands. Which is allee bins. Otherwise no Yankee yen same mouidy lrbrary paste, Wilma Bottino is another high for you, Sam Sayonara. I believe Pass matron. Dinner with Wil they will dig the message. If I ever go crazy, I want to go to Washington where no one will notice it. Carbon county is hurt ing because Australia is grabbing all the U.S. government contracts In Japan a ton cf coal costs $35 which is a lotta yen. Naturally, they have a yen to buy it at the cheaipest IVeight rates, which is from Australia. But this is the shaft that hurts. They are using Americans dollars, spelled $$$$ The soloution is simple. Every time a cargo is unloaded on the Yokohcma docks, steer that bunk, er ship to Seattle. We will g'adly fill her up from B fS nw m mi nii iiimiif ; t 1 1 iwiih-i-ti discusses plans with Secretary ol Commerce Ccngressman H. A. Dixon Sinclair Weeks (right) for construction of the Denver to Utah and Weber Canyon additions to the Interstate Highway 5y.i;n. Sick As A Dog Wifh A Cold? V Were appointed to act as WORLD CHAMPION MILKER, Green Meadow Lily Pabst, boasted a hearty appetite during her record production f 42,805 lbs. of milk y in a test'as a seven year old. Her daily menu: alfalfa-brom- e pasture day and night, 40 lbs. of grain, and all the alfalfa away an hay she wanted. Last two months on test, she tucked extra bushel of carrots daily. Her homeGreen Meadow Farms, Elsie, Mich. j j 365-da- Next time you sit dewn, drop a note to Senators Bennett, Wat anrl rnn.isoo Ti vrvrt . Dawson, who seem to have for gotten that Carbon county is still a member of the good ole U..S. cf A. Let's take care of the home folks first, them we will do the Love Thy Neighbor bit. These politicians should remember one fact; The citizens of Tokyo may vote, but it can't count much in " & . -- U "'. v., v It T - , of the event. Reserva. tioiis can be made by contacting any member of the club. Also during the meeting it was agreed that the club would -- sponsor a Carbon county girl at ' Girls' State this year. is a.'Ways The committee in charge of the candlelit, leisurely served by footmen in purple and meeting included Belva Evans, silver, bearing flaming roast can.. Eugenie Grosso and Isabell Lewis. on a " jden sword Thl. tal() over-flowi- if A From Spring Canyon Tharsda All Big Eaters .j most interesting dinner and business meeting of the Sorop.. timist Club of Price was held last Wednesday at the Carbon Coua. try club with President Edith Canto presiding. The program consisted of a very interesting tour of Japan by way of color sslides shown and narrated by Mrs Sam Oliv.. eto of Price, who along with her daughters, Judy and Marilyn, at.. tired in the traditional Japanese fashion, entertained the group with some native dances. Also in keeping with the theme of the ming trees program , were the and Japanese dolls used as table decorations. During the business session the annual card party date was set for Wednesday, April 23, and LuCylle .Pace and Eugenie Grosso TIPPLE TALCS THE- - ' 8 i v APPETITE of a two-tohippopotamouth and a mus, with i four-fostomach about 10 feet long, catls for a 75 pound bale of chopped hay daily. (N. y. Zoological Society Photo) n wi. EPISCOPAL SERVICES ma the teetotaler unbends to G. Fitch, The Reverend Stuart wash her paws in the chilled will celebrate Holy Com., vicar, champagne, which stands in a munion at St. Matthews Ephxo.. silver bucket at her elbow. How this Sunday at the church pal ever, her husband is worried 11 a.m. Family Service. about the men in the little white meets in the sec Matthews St. coats coming for him. Mrs B. has of the Price floor tilubroom ond "Witf hnartfV'l maid Dea Diamanti come in to rvlor.tinn building. municipal ole time. Yester clean up at any The Bishop's committee will operators are making boomtowns towns meet immediately following the lands in foreign and ghost while Peter was sleeping, and he Ch'urch school service Sunday. here. 3 dozen automobiles were rose to be glued to the floor. classes are held in conjunction last week. hereabouts repossessed Bunch of wild Indians came in with the Family Service. Thorit Hatch would never do a and shortened his tommyhawk.' his in St Matthews Guild will meet this. like However, thing Freddy Bosone is hustling Salt at 8 pjn. Tuesday at the home cf office there is a secret button, and when he pushes same, your Lake Bee stock, a good thing, as Mrs Guy Jolley, Price.. Ascension baseball may catch on this coun.. Guild will meet at 7:30 p.m. wheels fall off. try- We had a Coor's team once,. Wednesday in Kenilworth. a.. is buzzins Mkt. .Progressive The Altar Guild for St. Mat., bout butcher Joseph Kraync and had a fine time playing a game from the vegetable al 0Jnl OI xne Mountain, iney, thews church had a luncheon Maggie came out with 10 men on the meeting last week at the home of dept. It's a corned beef and cab and Ace Miner say how Mrs A. H. Lamoreaux. field local romance. basket.. In bage is! cme, that's crooked? The con ballit is Hal Cunningham who He!caPtain says "that's why we are about Lorus Winn. Yeah, easy for leading the scoring race.. We here. cheat." Luke Cormani ner. arie ! got piuui. nccu luj-tell- o should He takes more shots than is a slick bingo shark. Buys the FBI. Watch him at the Ki.. Sot mad at the umPire during the one hides it in her lap be., card, burn and screamed,' ycu wanis Invitational Tourney ongame tween games, and plays for a March 13, 14, 15. Iola Cobain is) me up. "No", replied the ump "The warden does dime all nite. Last Fri. Helen giving up men for Lent. What this courteously, cotton pickin hands town needs is a good healthy gas that- -' Eddie Marchetti his one a, wrapped her back-tuaa grand prize, a big ham. around ran fielder the left l war. Jennifer Chesnick of Mu..jmile. husband. She won Furn. may bump off cus.. back, back, caught the ball, jump No, not her seen she ain't we but it, t the and fence happy. Helen is ain tomer Norma Dimick. Looked ated from Israel. since. him , then rolls of and 3,752 wallpaper ISherlene Montoya has fell in decided to paint the walls. Elmer Fudd Richards made hi Kirkwood and If you think it is expensive to skule All American. Greatest Ath luff with Willy con.. Buick unlimited his ritzy park a car in Los Angeles, justjlete to come outta Carbon High, vertible. This car is worth more. foot 65 our Davis on scored an Shiek since overnight stay try streets. They have made a be., ball points against North Emery than the village of Kenilworth, liever outta me, and now I be.. in 19110. Shiek and Curt Harris; at present rates. It's get every., thing on it including Betty Ea.. lieve that Joe Myers is drunk had a swashbuckling offense. quinta and her electric kitchen with moved breathtaking sink. They Dodd Wllstcad is a Wand., speed, like a troop of cavalry erirsg Welshman, who would of dismounted men. WW,- - m ARK RAVEXr SHREWS animal I OUS, mouse-lik- e that eat their own weight-daily. Native to the U. S , they eat mostly bugs an i worms but get so huner they attack and rlovor.-animal- s larger than then : ' -- selves. KTL . 3Tt tmti& (Chicaco Natural Hisioiv Mr. seum inotoi ' j IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH A COLD and you claim you're sick as a dog. you're probably not as sick as you think you are. You're not, that is, if you're sticking to the origin of the phrase which, comes of a dog's habit of looking, acting and probably thinking that he's not long for thfe world when he's not up to par. So when you give out with a weak "I'm sick as a dog," home remedies are probably all you need to get you back in the pink if you start doctoring at the very first sign of a sneeze. Mild nose drops will relieve that stuffed-u- p nose, That sore and scratchy throat will be soothed with a gargle made up of a half teaspoon of baking soda per glass of water. Hot drinks are good providing you bundle up afterwards. And Grandma's coldbreaker, baking soda and lemon juice is still an old reliable. It's the juice of one fresh lemon, a half teaspoon of soda and a half-glaof water several times a day. Children will down this concoction more cheerfully if you let them sip it up through a d candy stick, straw-styl- e. Aspirin is another weapon and those whose tummies rebel might follow it up with a chaser of a half teaspoon of soda per half glass of water. j overrruning ss fruit-flavore- cold-fighti- Superb Selection of III-FT- s PHON O'S Matchless Tone Carl's Record Shop LASALLE Hotel Bldg Helper Phone GR25911 DEGREE CONFERRED HeLper, 31 Q. What is the name of this cut of meat? Standing Rump Roast of Veal. Q. Whore does it come from and how is it identified? A. It comes from the leg section of the carcass. It contains the aitch bone and usually part of the leg bone. Muscles include top, bottom, knuckle and eye of round. Q. How is it prepared? A. It can be roasted in a 300" F. oven allowing 25 to 35 minutes per pound or it can . be cooked slowly by braising, allowing 2 to 3 hours for cooking. A. II I Isi A complete. check-u- p for WINTER Driving be done now. Let us change your oil, should flush out the cooling system, and give your ERNIE COOK, Operator 160 N. Main Phone 14 - ; ' .'' ' . made the church supper in Law renceville, but got the wrong address. Thought it was at the Helper Club. Hope Dodd don't read very good. He is a beeg one. The Quite Friendly Club has ' ' r called a special meeting to find out who done it. Bill Kirkrwood's fancy Buick is called The Un. limited because that's how many opportunities a guy gets in such a ritzy wagon. )TO MARKET '58 Ford i toughest rwo ionnef has bigger brakes ond new V 8 s up to 292 cm. in. TO SUPERMARKET 'Jjl AT 'SI Ford MOO m was . . . give you so much more, 'm extra-wid- light-dut- ROOMS COMPLETELY NEW BATHS SHOWERS jf 'J"-'- i gSZfti?-- JUSlw pickup. (You pay noth- e ing extra for this modern, body.) In power Ford offers the only y trucks with Short Stroke power in the fin J l IODY STANDARD half-to- n ii) Tt1 STYLESIDE They FREE GARAGE Gil x- BIGGEST "HOG" OF ALL is this new McCormick hay baler, callable of baling 10 limes its own weight every hour. UsDA indicates todays farming memoes enable farmers to produce n ton of nay with only half the labor required 15 years ago. Production, per .'arm worker has doubled since 1940. Development of other labor-- : aving machinery is certain to bring even greater t'!1:eiencies in the years ahead. :i:::j too. In loadnpace, for example, the Styleside pickup has 23 more capacity than any other ANTl FREEZE - SNO TIRES - BATTERIES SINCLAIR - fr f LESS TO OWN car the regular fall servicing before the chilly weather sets in. See Cookie first. COOKIE'S SERIQE (W) 'Vw"if 1 pari-mutu- one of last of men, Sunday received the four degree in the Knights of Columbus, at special rites at the Nowhouse hotel. Dr. C. O. Robinson, Master of the Fourth degree was in charge." Joe Bonacci Jr., a class since them days, the boys have dissipated. Take a good look at em, you kids, and leave it be a lesson. Recently a guy went thru town bearing a petition to legalize al betting. Carrie Myers not only signed the petition, but made a $2 wager. More power to him. I 'ain't no Better Business Bureau. Frankie Latuda and Dick Schultz flew to Calif, ifor the races. It was not exactly a new plane. Lindberg's lunoh was still on the front seat. They went a bit overboard and bet their Lib., erty Coal C. and Western Fuel on the ponies. Now Santa Anita is in the coal biz. Dick and Frank are in the beach combing racket. This is where you get a box with a screen on it and 2 handles, and you sift sand after the crowd goes home from Santa Monica's beach. They are doing very nice too, at last report., Where the heck did them limeys down under in Australia find coal mines anyway. Me and Jas per PheLps went ashore there many times and all we discoveredJ was warm beer and cold women. Here we are, 15 years later, and still in the same boat. Provolone is an Italian cheese. Like Stan Littizzette. It's easy for Doris Gal braith to say those nar.ty things fit -- v LESS TO RUN . . . 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