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Show HELPER The (Utah) JOURNAL NATIONAL ui una (UAH STATE s, DITORIAl SSOCIATION " ir- fiittSASSOCIAIIOM TIPPLE TALES - I . From Spring Canyon Pubiuiwd Knty Tburadar THE JOURNAL PUBLISHING COMPANY Hum. Utah Entered Ai Oku Mailer At The Pott Office At Helper, Utaa THURSDAY, NOV. 21, 1957. PAGE TWO ' By FVAVE ROBERTSON il : : Insist But the increases he mentioned has returned Betty wants an electric stove. Lou Zeleznick should still leave sufficient funds Jim Monroe has 50 G's burning He has 3 in Aurtria. months from tax (barring a recession) for a hole in his a Anybody: reduction program such as the this advice ifor all fellow Hunkies want to sell a pocket. Grocstation? gas is Gulch better. one nroposed toy Representative jEven Spring wife? Movie fan store, ''Ernest ranch, ery Cock is quiting the gas .) and Herlong Sadlak Jfo Comment Iff biz to sell cars. "Era will push the Anton Tone has fell in love with who is to women By James W. Douthat ,new Edsel. That's the one which SopHTe Loren, bill would lower person- looks like an Oldssmobile sucking what the Braves are to baseball. Their Initial reaction from informed al and corporation taxes by a she aint got Tony a lemon. Pat Dalley defines a Anything persons in Washington indicated series of annual reductions spread budget as "a bunch of figures Tone don't wtant.He no longer that the launching by Russia of over five years so that at the end his wife who is so you shoudn't have looks at her second fatellite made no of the period the maximum rate that prove she must drink muddy ' skinny in the first married place." gotten basic change in defense plans by would Ibe 42 per cent. The miniBuck Buchanan suffers from a water to keep the sun from the United St:' es. mum personal rate then would be sore back and was old by Doc shining through. Sophie just econAdvocates c. government 15 per instead of the present to put an onion slice in married a bald, stout Italian omy and tax reduction, therefore, 20 per cent and there would be Phelps shoe his and it will draw the who is 5 inches shorter than her of continued to urge acceptance all brackets.. cuts in out. soreness If the chap Phelps luscious 5 ft. 8. Sounds like shi their program. They were con'HELPER BUGLE got Pietro Foderaro. mind the don't the defense The cost of this program for vinced that the nation's I used to live in Hollywood. to see like his diploma. would needs could j met and, in addi- first year would 'be $1 billion in No, I wasn't in pictures. Had a foe an next four the would revenue. For adequate tax tion, there Alfred Fossat found a wallet date with an ushercsst once tho. years it would be $3 billion each containing $31 and returned it. She was a skittich filly and her surplus for tax cuts. For $31 Alfred is an honest man. name was Bess Nickas. We lived Defense Secretary McElroy ex- year. no llwas Normal growth of the economy Had it been $3100 this report it up in row 35 of Grauman's plained that Sputnik Chinese Theatre. I told her I surprise, since Russia had an- should provide at least $3 bil- would of been different. Jawn ItalGiordano an didn't that and Stavros Spyros Niarchos, a was in it each revenue piarry nounced advance, lion additional had their chance. Greek who has got rocks.- - He ian girl. They billion there would ibe no new speed-u- p In $1.5 a addition,, year. National Guard unit in Price is plans to retire in Price and BesIn this nation's satellite-missi- le surplus is forecast for the present tthe sie will know I am a phony program. "We are already under fiscal year based on a $72 billion looking for guys to shoot voland all is lost. I will be a big a pressure program," he added spending program. If spending moon in a rocket. Very few Sputnik II, however, provided next year is held under $72 bil- unteers. It's tough to follow a load of nethin, walking around some members df Congress "with lion (remember the goal is $70 dog act. Fish and game wheel I once worked in the movie biz' an opportunity to to urge bigger billion), there should ibe no ques Ray Woodward claims that elk but quit because I didn't want Now I get and bigger spending regardless tion aibout the necessary funds and deer are now intermating. No to get up at 6 of the need or the ability to use being available to start the tax wonder a deer is hard to find, up at 4:30 to go hunting and I additional funds in a worthwhile reduction proposed by Represen- with monkey business like this don't mean girls. Kyoto Ariotti manner.. going on. and his fake pheasant drove the tatives Sadlak and Herlong. The record breaking vote for boys nuts in Elmo. John Costello Admittedly, Sputnik II gave a It also is significant that the Counselor psychological advantage to th3 Veltri proved that shot at that stdlfed bird for 45 advocates.. However Defense Department at the pres everybody loves him. Kids, teen! min. and she wouldn't bite the informed officials said no need ent time has available for the agers .adults. Even the Mau Mau. dust. had yet ibeen demonstrated for missile program $1.4 billion in But the real reason the L&A does Avon pusher Arlene Wilstead any additional increase in the unobligated .funds. This, of course any biz is the succession of has grand advice for all young spending program and there was is in addition to the $2.4 billion classy Columbo kids who jerk gals: Use what Mother Nature no place for. "fiscal irresponsi- appropriation that Congress re- sodas . . . each year a new and gave you before Father Time bility.." cently voted for this fiscal year. more gorgeous model. Elaine takes it away. Arlene is one of The announced goal of the And Congress voted nearly every will be on TV. This' could those gay fillies who are Thanx-givin- g Eisenhower Administration is to penny that was requested for this bring back movies. Her sister today for the election of hold . government expenditures purpose. Betty has been signed for the a female ; mayor at Castlegate during the coming fiscal year The economy forces like every Ted Mack hour. She is a highly village. If this dangerous trend (beginning next July 1) to a one else place the nation's de- trained musician and plays a continues we are all kaput. total of $70 billion $2 billion fense first. But they are confi- very unusual instrument. Tissue Castlegate village was settled by below the spending forecast for dent that if additional funds paper and comb. First prize is an Moslems who know that the Kor the present fiscal year. should be needed for missiles they electric stove and Betty Eaquinta President Eisenhower, how- could be obtained from would do most anything for such ever, seems to doubt that this programs or even from less a wondrous thing. Like some goal will be completely attained. urgent defense programs. gals want diamonds, that's how I . t a-- ng Ea-qui- You'll aiifn os in - tion rate should be raised to 27 an says, Men are in charge of MINES WEAR OUT women, because Allah hath made percent, whirl is the rate allowA, House subcommittee spent ed oil and natural gas producers the one of them to excel the In other." In the good o!d days 15 months studying the coal incoal's major competitors. women were heavily veiled to dustry. If found that our vir- any event, it must be raised subcoal reserves from the 10 percent protect them from the vulgar tually limitless source. And stantiallyif coal is to .make the essential an represent of in and men, gaze figure private they it then made some suggestions most of its opportunities and serve kissed our feet. The ladies knew not the meaning of freedom or resigned to help solve the in- the nation to the full extent of economic prob- its abilities. independence. Emancipation was dustry's serious but an idle dream. It was better lems. is for a One recommendation so. on the Best Never again will Butch Cassidy research program to expand to reduce coal's and markets h'eist the Castlegate village paySEWING MACHINES roll: He is afraid of getting his overhead costs. And another one The Brothers machine out, his head advocates the coal's depletion eyes sccratched CARL'S RECORD snapped oftt by a garter belt and allowance be increased. extremeis first ho-?That proposal b'? SHOP spocked over the moon alI.ASALLE' Hotel Bldg Helper by feminine shrieks. Frank Scavo ly important. The depletion wears yellow roses in his hard lowance which, is credit against Phone GR2-59hat, Chief Charley Houghton has taxes exists for the inescapable been replaced by Liberace, who reason that mines become exrides a mine car while playing hausted and must be replaced the piano by the light of enuff with, new ones. The cost of such PROFESSIONALS candles to burn down the tipple. replacement is staggeringly heavy Pete Tabone's weigh shack now today and is rising. As a conboasts hyacinth wall paper and sequence, coal's existing deplehot and cold running Lefty Sla tion rate-r-1- 0 per cent is simply FUNERAL HOME vensky's. Up in the washer Pete inadequate to do the Dick Mitchell believe that this deple- Foderaro inhales dream laden A Funeral Dlreotor croEmbalmer the of magnolia, perfumes cuses, jasmine, laV'ender, pepper- - has got great respect for his Price Phone ME mint, spearmint, tuttifruti mat mother. Because Tillie knows lovingly surround it. 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