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Show The HELPER (Utah) JOURNAL ! RAINS NEWS praises of everything that may be sen only thru a microcc-p- on a NATIONAL CDITORIAU Oakland, Calif., Monday from where she has been visiting her daughter. Visiting Mr. and Mrs. Ka Mile- man Wednesday was Mr. and Mrs.1 Harold SanslOw of Wellington. Mr. and Mrs. Mario DeLuca of Salt Lake City were week end, guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Victor Lewis. Mr. and Mrs. carlo Faccennetti were visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Kilgore and Mr.! and Mrs. Ralph Saracino of Spring Dinner guests at the home of. and Mrs. Ira Hileman was Mr. and Mrs. Douglas Hileman and Mr. and Mrs. Charles McKinnOn of price. Virginia Lewis was hostess to the pinochle club Friday evening. Special guest ws Mrs. Emma Day. A luncheon was served And prizes were won by Mrs. Part Anderson and Mrs. Hazel FC- Mr. and Mrs. Doug Hepburn of California were visitors at tie home of Air. and Mrs. frank Kraync. Mrs. Hepburn is the former Frankie Kraync. Mr. Sat-urda- y clear day. By MRS. VIC 0RLAND1, JR. Only fan letter I ever ot was Those who tok adRAIN'S ASSOCIATION imHSWin frcTii a lady, altho at the time I beautiful Easter of the vantage didn't reckon she were one. This By WALTER CHAMBLIN, JR. were Mr. and Mrs.f spring day Published Every Thurdr as me the lass blasted literate The Geneva Conference on the Victor Orlandi Jr. and family, worst writer in the U. S. f A. THE JOURNAL PUBLISHING COMPANY which be- ' Tom and Joe Stoker, who spent crisU . . I was in complet agreement. and Hum. Uwut of is 26 April major im- - the day at American Fork Can-Bur when she racked me up for gins Entered A Sprond CIm Mttr At Th Pot Office At Helper. UUh turn- - yon; Mr. and Mrs. Andy Ander-calling navy nurses Sea Bags I i j.jrtaiice. It could well be a war. son, Tommy, and Miss ireta Cur- and between dising point ptace could not Bee it. for all the tis, Mr. aud Mrs. Hilly olsn and PAGE TWO THURSDAY, APRIL 22, 1954 taff gold braids I encountered had The questions being asked in family and Mr. and Mrs. Earl seen faces like iMa Kettle and I . and perhaps in Hemmilwright who went to Moab Washington . better legs on an oak table. On all other capitals the wo: Id . . . for their Easter picnic. the job they wielded the queenly are these: Mr. and Mrs. W'ayne Day and air of superiority and snubbed yu ' How much more aid will Mrs. Jerry Day, Mr. and Mrs.! (1) of streets enlisted dogs in 'the her allies give Jack Day and son, Jackie, spent America and San Francisco. Hut in New Cale- France? (2) Will the outcome re-- Easter in Moab. t donia they were most glad t war in the atomic- suit in ert Martinez Mr. and Mrs. drink Jour beer and gobble your ' bomb age? . . . Or . . . and Martin. Mr. and Mrs. t. hydrogen 1 : the officers lobster dinners, after From Spring Canyon Mr. and Mrs. joe Mar-tin'(3) Will Geneva bring another passed ut. So I said phooey on stalemate which will drain the and baby, ,Mr. and Mrs. tht ue chamelons, because they got resources of this nation more " Marrio and children held ROuqhez By DAVE ROBERTSON no class, and are strictly bush in the struggle between an egg hunt and their picnic at deeply the But all yesterway. league Communism and the free wiid? Woodside. day I meet the bellissima of the The Golden Day family spent letters to the editor and I sajaam No one in Washington knows in Moab; also .Mr. and Easter in abject forgiveness for this is a what will happen. The C'ongres-sii'im- l and Y'trnon Mrs. Lorenzo select, or standard, to mad- - , 0 spermen, Spring Glen foist Marvelous Mai Bottino says leaders both parties and Mrs. Orson with visited Mr. mammoth,1 corn9 ium, large, 'extralarge, and onlv la(iy; j 8peI1t 4 years. have been briefed as to the serwhy do you w'ste your life and Sandra. Day and 17 colossal, Jumbo, 56 min HKLPER the BUGLE 3 if giant. of up the weeks, situation. Even ing months, iousness days, and Mr. and Mrs. Ralpb . I replied why did Mzart write sal and special supercoiossal. I utPS and 13 seconds rattling t . war does n"t come Mrs. and Mr. Carlo music? If I was born to be a b!I1' imagine to approach the special aronn(i many a task force and I there will be te'rific pressure to family, and gi'ls, Charles a man wOuld first seen the likes o Lorraine increase defense preparations, jerque, which is French for silly and Danny Lewis drve to cut it Gliu.0etto. Had l'did. sawmill to a rent ms have is still face then that let woild it, means increased which jerk, spending. to Temple Mountain. i k to 'be. Besides, up, and then attack the slices . the way it has Simu0 etttin ner- Mr. ami mi's. John Day spent to is It unfortunate put it 111 3 d like Willi UUUl ,111111, who wants to walk vous in the service. What I mean, . . that the administra- Easttr at John's claim in the Bkin Head Rebol, ibecause their melon eating. What I mean, she's a dish. Dad. mildly is faced with this problem Moab region. tion Everything is big and bigger. finhip pockets are over cached with Utile After 44 years Henry Mr. and Mrs. Hairy Mangu-salami-sizeat u time when the steps taken tube- - of gold. His wad is too big anyhow, You buy a developed a left 'hok which to ally and family of HUper and Mr. and fiscal nation's the in 'the "large economy adjust Jest like everything these days, toothpaste P. O. in the sick bay. left Linda . ... . t. 1rn...l...!- -l are commencing to bear Mrs. Tex Thoni were piercers in i me u.ecuua.g,, juat cause a thing is large don't iice ()w resembles a used car Skag(;s is needless to add that Beaver Canyon. It to fruit. mean it has 'Co rte good. Look at frtioppe. You are urged buy,ot and tQ w, a Also up in Beaver were Mr. and as this is not helpsuch tlie in beer famllp, over has handy which done its Texas, ss lUe t.orrec, steamPr jU8t Max Cadez and Sndra. Mrs. adminisfra. to cdiEisenhower ful the iZe , 'by Nolan Davis, and it a claims of immensity to the point of Ni(,Hen Gjve Mr. and 'Mrs. Bill Winstead ami u in tion euuu iub iu most year. the lams here campaign 'is for iuuu of absurdity, l.qum .U(, ()vpi. 4g forlorn stretch of Kuy leal estate average man. Yur shrimps are Champion Campus Casanova of The situation confronting the family took Mrs. Winstead'g parents, Mr. and Mrs. Nick Mangus i'i Ask any fly hoy jumbo at Heck C'hiaras and any Carbon J. isleme. administration isTerrence Ttowns Eisenhower of Price out to dinner. to be this: cigarette that isn't king tu:. j Kdly Field. ,o Jo who ha3 Iook'-shi, Mr. and Mrs. John Christense" u.ese seems ! ruruve and the si.gmiy (1) Ciiticism press Just checked the Fabrizlo marsince she Iet a rocky moun-Th. has U. the greatost ehow, t;Un gheep ntiyi,le her hair so radio corps and the columnists and family visited friends and ket's olive dept. There seems t relatives in Indianola. be no such thing aa a small olive 011 earth, the biggest merchandise th0r, xenible Tempered Teneiice who still adhere to the philosophy The Hi Heat Coal Company of Kosevelt-Trumaover era the In the of movies, more. range to tilt it not date her Thejy grade any lhe)ha;j vowe(i now! A fine bonded minkiest mink. and. possibly, the flourishes gracefully around her whatever Mr. Eisenhower may do. Rains closed down for the sumj mer months. (2) The western allies are likely biggest and dumbest dames, who shouuiers. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Shaw and Look will buy anything If it's talked! to .be critical as they quiver with the a at skillet Now swjngjng PROFESSIONALS at em enough. We seem to have ,mjce in yicki's inn is Vannie fear at basic decisions. (3) The daughter, Sharon, left Friday for where they N.M., the ibiggest crime a"d the biggest, Ll)ni and tne fai,. maj(i offers a Communists will seek to build up Farmingto-nMr. and 'Mrs. e. Smith. corruption, aud the tallest trees (.upi,a t.awfee for only 2 bits. Not the picture of the United States visited Mrs. Peggy Day was a visitor and the dirtiest back yards, 'and only cawfee beans rose but as a great warmonger. FUNERAL HOME in Dragerton Thursday visiting the fastest drivers and the surl the" cup u decorated with perfect Tck-Jnews dispatches report Dick Mitchell liest waiters. When our People go Rmhje Andreini lip stick imprts- that the United States Air Force her parents, Mr. and Mrs. B they 'spread this doctrine, slons An those divine red lips. has dive; ted a substantial part Harper. Embalmer A Funeral Director to Miss of American bigess, and we are thev drive men mad, mad 1 say of the Far East transport fleet to Birthday greetings PHONE 300 : PRICE a bitter pill for foreigners to Just as tney di(1 in 1913 (jranma an expanded air lift for supplies Vivien Kelly and Miss Carolyn Christensen. swauow. in my travels as an um-- i i,m),0ves with age. Gigantic Gut to French NATIONAL DISTILLERS PRODUCTS CORE, NEW YORK, N. iMrs. Emma Day returned home erant bum I have hit 29 coun- - m) ijonacci says I is starving, to as a is It good guess pretty TIIORIT HATCH tries, not counting 'South Carolina. gimmie cre,iit, and Margherita pa- - where the powerful U. S. Navy where tiiey never neara 01 ADejhK0 replie,i. scram vou crumb 1 carrier task force . . . which was LAWYER Lincoln, and I know whereof I mis. v0l. aS far as . kin thrOW used around Korea is maneuvIf any buddy wishes to the t,'jty hall speak. Bal(iy Benjamin ering . . . and it is not around 163 80. Main Phone 275 delude himself that we are be- jeddington had breakfast of pork's Cape Horn. It is also a pretty loved he Is strictly kidding himand gH good guess that the powerful Helper, Utah hips and cackleberries ID self, only the limeys are more more burnt up than the toast. Russian submarine fleet in the ajtively hated 'by the rest of the .Margherita cracked open a 3'egg Far East is keeping its periscope word and the limeys get even with a double yoke and haad the ttained on this fleet. Loyal Order of Moose by actively disliking the Yanks. You will recall reading recent-- ' unmitigated gall to charge him Meet Every Tuesday, 7:30 pan. Seems to me everything these for 2 eggs. The dining room wall ly that at least two marine di-- ; days is mushrooming except the paper is out of this world, and a visions have 'been participating HELPER LODGE HALL magazines. They've got half a good .place for it. It was chOze in landings on paufic islands. dozen Out now that make the by Antoinette Andreini who nad Tonv Doleattll was- on famed One such Readers Digest look as large as just downed 9 beers. Nt only Iwa Jima. landing Governor and the enemy knows Ufe. This may mean the reaction that, but the poor lassie is color full well that the united States! Reubln DUon is beginning to set in, and the blind as a bat in one eye and uses its marines for such action.' Secretary trend for the next 20 years, among don't see so hot outta the other. In this background, the comthe hucksters, may be to sing the These exhilerating hashers are merce Department, Mr. under Weeks, has put Into effect a more simplified priorities and allocai x This covers onvyj tions system. the military and the Atomic En-- , As yet no erey Commission. pri-- : plan has been 'completed orities and allocation for essential civilian goods. Such is a thumbnail of the ISSOCIATION j Indo-Cbin- ... . 1 i i . i c--f ! ltth i TIPPLE TALCS Fine I all-ou- .v 100 Proof I Bottled g fi-c- Ck o-- super-e.oios-- in Bond every way! gLTI Straight Bourbon 1 I.t-wi- all-ou- . Whiskey Fc-cennet- super-colossa- ne-ve- r l, 1 gt ... lop-side- VL- . ' s ,.:, n.l-.- SlW fib -J nyr d s 1. e bourbon super-colossale- Right that tastes just right. them all over , you'll pick MITCHELL OLD DOM - abi-oa- d Indo-Chin- a. mm ... - (oco) tt5 p in todays Mi MB EST - n v fr peace-wa- r picture. I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. Oliver Wendell Holmes ' r - y 7sffrA; At,- - SURE et Bum Continental's big Thru-Liner- s take you straight thru without change of bus between Albuquerque, Durango and Salt Lake City. Saves hours of travel time ...saves dollars in travel cost BOISE moving up In class from the roil a iball academy to this new ptomaine palace where Vickl's inn, but Tom Perrero is out, because he be a waitress pinching papa with a mighty record of misde- meanors. If these lovely ladies of the watery soup ladle move much cttser to HeVper they shall find theyseWes cooking in their own homes. A break for the public. However, for Kts o quantity and a dab of quality, try Vickl's Inn, where the elite meet to meat and the chop suey Sadies are the classiest cutles in cptivity. I say 'to you "now that the Marine Corps builds men. I reallje they failed to do much with Frank Sc&vo. but wot do ya want, miracles! 1 recall Bobby Thomas as a dribble nosed kid. yesterday I see him home from a hitch in Wonan and the guy looks able to move mountains, would not like to meet he In a dark alley, especially after he had read the HELPER BUGLE. Wish I had the nerve to put Ionna Jean's name In the paper, on account of she is a gorgeous hunk o fluff, but not only is I scairt 0f Master Sarge Robert from the Hall of Montezuma, but als0 Papa Nick s Town Marshal of Huntington, sis Nedra s also not 'Only a beaut, but evidently has sumthin betwixt the ears besides bubble gum. for the kid is Carbon J. C.'s finest orator, learned it on pap-p)'knee as he gave out free tickets and called the speeder everything but gentlemen. 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