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Show HELPER TWO JOURNAL THURSDAY, FEBRUARY The PAGE (Utah) 5, 1953 Washington isfy Congress that this bloody de- feat was not "a show for propa-- , ganda purposes", staged before News-Lett- er of-- ; an audience of ficers, it is tragic evidence of the need f:r new thinking, new planning, new tactics. DUTY AND DEFENSE But, according to radio news-- ! Few soldiers in history have j Uncle Sam moves in mysterious caster paul Harvey (how ever n; bees assigned a more disheart-- i way, his nieces and nephews to the world he found out) the task than President Eisen-- ! eing protect. Uncle's Department r.f logue in 1953 went like this: hewer has given Lt. General President-Elec- t: "Who ordered Maxwell D. Agriculture has just decided, for Taylor. To the Reds, i. otn ce. that Swiss my boy home frim Korea?" in the IT S th Fichth )iante ches.-- e may now have holes as; President: "I did.' means a new ofcommand Army asXhalf small And as for Major John Eisenan inch, instead of fensive, according to the broadthree quarters as heretofore. Last hower, he'll he on his way 'tack casts of Radio Peiping. And to Uncle's head-ma- n August, (he any day now . . . back to Korea everyone it must meaa a new was Mr. Truman, you remember) where he has chosen to stay after as course cf high-ranki- By ROBERT N. TAYLOR Uashmgton Correspondent, 7 TIPPLE TALCS - More and more events are proving the need for a revamping of the system for enforcement of laws. the nation's anti-tru- From Spring Canyon st In two major cases, the oil case and the Dupont case progress has been deliberately slowed down to give the new Admlnistra- . By DAVE ROBERTSON : rr-- ' On Wednesday the noble males go. Dolph chases t'e fair farm of perform but don't git much bang maidens over the alkali fields 1 out La them seegar smokin', cervezaj Hnntington as Antoinette wrestles guzzling kerecters with the big with the pistachio malted mixer, table muscles. Their form ain't .e.t time ya see Momma Nanear so good as the cherchez la tuie give the fair lady me sinFemmes. So any Monday nita you cere thaux fer tie easy winta. is lookin fer me I'll he down to Spring has almost sprung and I lie the Star Bowling Center where mellow mud is oozing up thru th e sandals onto the all tne pretty pins ain't wood. open-toe- d on down and sample thejed pigeon toes of Ethel Binch. superb cuisine of Vannie and'i'lie sap is gently rising in the Ruth's excellent steak house. They 0!e oaken busket, carbon Coun- but tys sophisticated elite are point- got wannaful sandwiches don' t order a sandwich. A sand- ing their square heads at the e like sunflowers wich is to eatin' like the Country Klub g book is to readin'. Get swiveliiig East at dawn and sum to tickle per palate which kind toul has explained the situwill be prepared hy the lovin' ation of the boids and the bees hands of them Andreini Angels. to S. B. Litizzette who goes out with goils now. He'll be sorry. Rath and Antoinette. The 8th Wonder of the Woild Only thing thet romance gimmick and the biggest mystery since ever got Tommy Manville wuz flying saucers is why such lovely migraine headaches! plus payladies got hitched to such a pair ments thru the nose. of odd specimens. Judas priest But the local Fritz Vinson will they could have done better. Bet drop the Tjours L Amour routhey realize it now.' At least that's tine once the call of Izaak Walthe drift I get as I elp 'em scrub ton rings thru the Norwegian a tub tub and rub a dub dub on Meadows. Mention fishing to the tie pots and pans. Whilst Clede ambulance chaser and it's like is playing pan at the Heifer Club, setting a bowl of blood In front Ruth is sweating her beauty away of a tiger. Back in the ole counover 5 orders of fried onions to try (Stan's ole country, I yam an American) they got a saying "Allah duz knot deduct frum the time alloted man those hours PROFESSIONALS spent fishing". So with the foist leap of a blade of green gross the mouthpiece will plead "nolo contendre" which means, "I closFUNERAL HOME ed me office and if ya wanta sue yer ole lady ya will hafta wait Dick Mitchell till I gits me limit". Cmbalmer funeral Direct You kin find him high in the PHONE 800 : 'PRICK Uintahs at Fox's Lake far away from the hustle and the bustle and the woes and cares of civiliTHOR1T HATCH zation. No haebus corpuses or packed juries. Roughing it like a LAWYER true sportsman with only the hare necessities of life. Such as Scotch, 153 8o. Main Phone 275 Bourbon and Rye. pore he will play the gallant escoit and Utah Helper, proudly bracg charming Miss X who answers to the initials of Darcia McDonald, to the Legion Moose Order of Loyal St. Valentine's Day Dance at the Meet Every Tueaday, 7:80 pjn. auditorium with real live bands and only a buck to enter. HELPER LODGE HALL For a real gone time you hustle rite on down to tne L & A Mike pagano pharmaceutical house where you Governor kin buy most anything yer 111' N. J. rutllue n? cardiac desires, skis, tractors. Secretary Jhnny pins, door knobs, tuna sandwiches, ping pong bats, por- - paint-Hustl- tele-fon- sum-thin- MITCHELL -- tnt nm .i...M..tt..l..i ... 1 X n I 1 1 . flllli ii uL . Ziitt ' S Ii- -- r-r- zz ... . '! nnrtunitv to view the cases and decide;? what it wishes to do in the matters. .V'' ivi This is especially confusing in the oil company case which is a c. W. Harder criminal action. Five major oil companies are charged with conspiring to create and maintain a worldwide petroleum cartel. The situation is similar to that which would prevail if all criminal cases pending in state courts would be delayed until a new governor had a chance to look them over. Thus, for some peculiar reason, the traditional American principle of impartial justice, impartially administered, is suspended t in violation cases. anti-trus- It also appears that even Federal judges resent the unorthodox procedure that crops np. Judge James Kirkland has set March 16 as the last date that the oil companies have to produce documents pertaining to their foreign operations or adequate reasons why they cannot produce them, or face contempt charges. The time was extended, the court said to give the new Administration time to make a decision on the case. This came after the National Security Council held that disclosure of the foreign dealings of the American National Ftdanttoa of !mtopdcnt Butlaetf celan comodes, cement mixers, muskxat traps or cold chicken gumbo soup. Now we got sumthin new added. Music yet. Jest relax with the strong cawfee and chunk them quarters in the jook box and bend an ear to Frankie Lane bellow about his pore lost wUd geese. Make that slot jingle jangle jingle with lotsa coins cuz Ynny Mabrito is in the cellar with a bushel basket scooping it up. He kin use it too as his ole lady is demanding a fancy Easter outf:t complete with brand spanking new dip of snuff as the one she's wearing is slightly dilapidated after 6 months. Since we got the rythm at the vitamin shoppe we is goin' all the way. Throw out all the mouldy cathartics and erect a stage from where the gorgeous frosted root beer queens Rosie Crocco, Clarice Vigor and Joice Ha:dy will tap dance and croon melodic arias. M.C. Alberto Stephen (the milk of magnesia maestro) Vend will spin anecdotes on how he wiggled thru Karfcon Junior Kl-leg- e without being able to read nor write and copped apothecary degree thru political connections, how he fbuRht the good fight as a ba'-- aid mechanic in the USNR and kilt 6 hunnert thousand of the enemy with his trusty DDT gun. Hw he gouges no the bourgeois on the Rx's we shall' skip that. But don't miss this lata flash. Baksheesh in the Orient is a tip. Best baksheesh I got fer you is to drap around to the Star Bowling Center cffa Monday eve. AH the fascinating female athletes of the territory gather yonder to roll the coconuts. Star of the anti-dis- h washing Irigade is Dena Pierotti who bowled 300 last week (four' games). Edith Tone gives the pin boys the big smile and th?.y kick em over. A Moscow Mule is the ' finest ngredlent known to science with which to battle them flu bugs. Two Mules and all yer bacteria is beaten inta submission, so hurry and git the flu so ya kin inhale Moscow Muhs at V'annie and Ruth's horseburger jernt where Antoinette keeps her thumb outta the cawfee most of the time. I likes her. sne'g lots purtier than Rudolph The Red Nosed Andreini. On the way pick up a ducat fer 1 ibuck to the Legion Dance on Feb. 14 which is St. Valentine's Day cuz our treasury Is sinking mighty low. This is the day on which to make love so git sum buddy's wife and spend the eve at the dance and enjoy you self cuz it's later than ya think. Earth's actors change .earth's scenes; and the curtain of human life should he lifted on reality, on that which outweighs time; on duty done and life perfected, wherein joy is real and fadeless. Mary Bker Eddy Justice Is the handmaid of mer- g showeth mercy by sin. Mary Baker EddT cy. and ptiO-isnin- oil companies might be harmful ' to the national interests. j Judge Kirkland has expressed doubt of any danger to national security in disclosure ' of the documents. However, Earlier in the Dupont case, the statement was made in Federal court that a possibility existed that the new Administration might want to stop the case. top-gra- ' action, designed, the Tariff Commission he's due for rotation. Geteral Ike said, on his return was all wrong in asking higreri from this static front, to "induce" But it Is Interesting to realize THE DOOR STAYS OPEN foreign-mad- e protection against cases the enemy to seek peace. But it are that these prepared rumcrs recent of On the heels watch movements. He didn't real- is not likely we will know what laboriously by career attorneys ize, apparently, that he might be that President Eisenhower mignt is in the Department of Justice. until long after happening conferabandon horineregular press hteeer holes in our nahappened. Yet a politically appointed AtiU's or restrict ences, tional defense. drastically torney General, who in turn apcould told him at questioning by those in atter.d-tl- n have They Assistant the Attorney points news Generals including the one in Pentagon that the American ance- - comes the "BOND BUS' AIDS t of the watch industry is more vital than from James C. Hagerty, White division, charge can without the public having n the watch . . . more essential to House press secretary, that tne ,; any recourse, throw out a case in the change our only than keeping liberty keeping Jt ( that has taken years to prepare. our time. Foreigners can make regular meetings wun tne press This In turn results In a two watches whenever they may 'be in'might be the inclusion of a tele-th- e ACTION IN UTAH about conference edged weapon that can be used press public interest, but Americans; vised as a political weapon. Cases had An invitation to "Get on the 'better make the secret, com- - "ce a month. In the early days which should be tried can be that1 of the administration, said Mr. Bond Bus", Utah's latest remind- and delicate instruments plex instibe or cases can dropped, control our newest and migtUiestj Hagerty, the President may hold er to .buy U. S. Defense Bonds, tuted against firms for purposes conferences oftener than was issued today by George W. of harassment where the foundaweapons. And just where, in time' P'"eM tion for a case does not exist. Carbon of need (such as now) would wej011ce a week. county bond Leatham, We are rurtner advised that chairman. to do this get the watch-makeAmerican legal procedure is Visitors to Utah's capitoi city infinitely skilled work if we had the First Lady will also meet the supposed to be impersonal. no watch industry? press regularly, and submit to will see the "Bond Bus" in serThat is why independent busiMuch as he deplores the Tru- - i'rect questions about what Mamie vice on scheduled routes in place nessmen all over the nation are 'man action from a national de-- ! Eisenhower has been doing) and of ordinary busses, the county imto it make asking Congress on chairman said. It will serve a fense of for the standpoint, however, one of what she thinks . . . except possible prosecution wat'eh-mskanti-truout. one year "tour of duty" as a pathat's cases to be affected by -! politics, America's politics! changes. Even though e:s, J. G. Shennan, president of! All this will be particularly triotic contribution of the trana- political factors are not introthose who can re - portation company, the Elgin National Watch C "m-- l S0011 Il'ews duced in present pending cases, to the Hoover re - ; Slogans member back idea' emphasize the full classic "the pany, rejects condition exists an unhealthy - three trementhe how recall and interest yield from cent g'me. that per cheap foreign competition' when the law makes it possible of Commerce the new and improved U.S. Bonds. for many people to believe that inevitably destroys a domestic in- - dous popularity a change of administration will people just haven't "Many uustry and causes wholesale un- Secretary Hoover curdled soon have an affect. It is hoped that At Elgin the an- after he became President Hoov- - heard about this higher interest employment". ' the position of heading the antiswer to continued lw tariffs on er, and was "protected" from the rate," said the bond organization trust division of the Department advisors. leader. "The 'Bond Bus' is a roll Swiss watches, says Mr. Shen-ra- press by of Justice will be made a permanent one, filled by a compeis "expanding our research, reminder that will be seem ing NUMBER ONE JOB tent career attorney. and day by thousands of night manufacturing and sales activiOf all the baffling problems nponle. ties iatoj products other than that confront the new Admini- - " ..Besides the nation's vital need American-mad- e watches, in the stration, none is so critica! increa8ed iVestment in belief that diversification proit was this misadventure, feMe reA. there aP6 vides the only real source of Home Owners Warned economic beyond a doubt, that contributed for indlvi(luals to examine security." heavily than any other single, perSPOnal savinga program Against Some Products But, Mr. shennan points out more issue to the Eisenhower landslide.) teir flnd out recent lm reason Admin. is the his that company By Housing Since then, the situation has rovement8 make ?da .Dow to make compacts and dia- grown no 'better, fast. About the w Blunt warnings to home owners going mond abrasives and emblems for xnly news to punctuate the end-- , eyea contractors and home BuS, Thft ttoawui a against automobiles and washing-machineless reports of steady attrition sar. equipment dealers selling new or is so payroll can watchin the Elgin stay has been the belated report of tntra Dl9tt and iktt IirfTl1 J f riTI t h untested products uder the Promaking business, and continue to the of 93 men perty Improvement Program of make as much plan are available to everyone." precision military one and of officer a Puerto Rican the Federal Housing Admmistra. Even the top of the bus carries as it can for Govern- regiment for wholesale cowardtion were issued today by David equipment a bond slogan that will be seen ment needs. ice, hints of similar action in from office acd V. Cannon, Director of the Salt apartment build' So, perhaps, until our friends ether outfits: and the "Operation Lake City'FHA Office. ings. Mr. cannon stated that his of- abroad catch up with our native Smack" disaster. Whether or not fice is continually receiving com- gift for looking hard facts in the General Lawton Collins can sat- - --Phone News Items to Journal . . up with an. plains as to quality of materials face . .. .and coming ideas new swers in methods or workmanship, or high pressure methods used by salesmen, and products will defend our standards against theirs . . . contractors and dealers. "It is NEW SHIPMENT . . . not the responsibility of the FHA even better than tariffs. to screen contractors or products A TRUMAN SPEECH for property owners", Mr. CanTO REMEMBER are non said. "Salesmen famous you have wondered Perhaps or 'notorious' for thinking up SUPPLY LIMITED what the retiring president and other cf and methods perlures as the talk president-elec- t about suasion in order to clse a sale. ride from the White House NOW ON SALE AT We would like to caution all they to the Capitol for. the inaugural property owners to be careful ceremonies. Even the weather when purchasing household equipHELPER JOURNAL OFFICE be a touchy subto prove might rement or having alterations or could a much nicer for it be ject, pairs to their homes, to make for one than for the otner. certain that they are getting their day money's worth." The complaints coming to the FHA. Mr. Cannon explained, are usually based on charges of overstating the merits of the product, 10 years, 20 years cr lifetime guaiar.tjcs (by dealers who are not established in the community) overpricing and so forth. Selling methods also include, according' to the Director, offers of bonuses, premiums and commissions on sales made to friends of the buyer. "Such inducements", Mr. Cannon said, "lead the home owner into believing he is getting a special price and frequently is the clincher in getting lis signature on the line for something overpriced in the beginning and for which the ownter will be unable to pay." "The disillusion cCmes, unfortunately, after the owner has signed a note for payment of the job or product and a Completion Certificate which indicates to the g loans that the borrower is institutions handling uch fied as to the transaction, it la too late then to check comparable items of equipment or with other contractors as io cost and value. He has entered inta a legal contract and must pay the price." Mr. Cannon concluded by urging all property cwners to take these simple and obvious precautions: 1. Buy from only a dealer known in your community with a reputation for reliability. 2. Hire a contractor on the same basis. In Glenmore youU find a famous Kentucky 3. Bp cautious of nw and untested products. straight whiskey that makes drinks completely 4. SUn a contract only after satisfying drinks with a richness you'll anticfull consideration of the obligaipatedrinks with a flavor you'll fondly tion, being Incurred. 6. Never sign the FHA Compleremember. Take a bottle home tonight. Pour tion Certificate until the Job is yourself a little. Sniff it, tip it. Then see if you STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY completed. 86 PROOF don't agree Glenmore Distilleries Company, Indeed, I tremble for my counLouifrill, Kentucky. try when I reflect that God is Just. Jefferson decidtd . anti-trus- : l"rrPlPr UlLIiwL rs st best-know- n ( g n, g ' liv-in- g RUBBER BANHS for in a whiskey you'll find in GLENM0RE hat you look ' satis-lendin- Lrba "SK. GLMM0BJ |