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Show ought to purchase a set on account of his 14 kids. If they no get that spaghetti, macaroni, garlic, olive oil, ra violas, pastrami and pinza three times per day they raise more racket than Mussolini used to. Commander Dick Dewey is now a respected face boss TIPPLE TALES FROM SPRING CANYON Buchanan is known officially as the Daniel Boone of the No. 2 table. He i8 so nuts about hunting we expect to see him relate as usual port for work in coon-ski- n cap and T inged buckskins.. Brother Buck has polished up his SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR Bausche and Loam scope and is ready to bang away at the boundJudas Priest ing venison. who misses a deer with that outfit had better head full steam up for the nearest optician. Just like fishing in a hatchery. Next Btep is to ride a helicopter and bang 'em rite betwixt he eyes at 6 feet. Peter Paletta is now offering cold .rubber with hardly very many 'breaks in the casings. Even if you don't need tires you COAL Castle Gate Slack. Not or lump from any mine desired. Gall TOM HOVAT Prompt delivery on all order large or small. : HELPER PHONE 6SI z: The PROTECT YOUR HOME AND FAMILY THURSDAY, HELPER OCTOBER PMEK1Y FIBES! THE HELPER CENTRAL yesterday at the Stair plantation in Carbonville. Started OK. but after a 5 hour lunch at MERRY-GO-ROUthe Helper Club they couldn't tell at our diggins. Reason for the the combine from the horse and WHO'S WHO AT respect is 'that he's 6 ft., 4 in. had to postpone the haying. HELPER CENTRAL Say, you folks will just afta long and tips the Fairbanks at Editor: Deanna Rogers 206. Some say he'd be a 4.0 chap, come up to our rock castle in gay even if he wuz small beer size, Spring Canyon and get these Assistant Editors like Jimmie D. Moore. According pups. We are offering a quart of GaNene Smith Geri Rugger! to Dick, the dirt and the langu- Dago Red with every pup taken Hello Everyone! We have some news this week from Mrs. Millet's age are about the same in the away gratis. That's French for mine as on a tin can, but the free. room, Mrs. Wetmore's room, and The blasted little squealers are pay is a bit nicer. football news. Eddie Evatz has been painting eating me out of house and beer Mrs. Millet's Room News the town red, white and blue. money. Ginger, the mania pooch, Mrs. Millet has. 27 boys and girls in her room. The boys have a big Celebrating the fact that he fin- is about to run dry because when ally made shavetail on Uncle Sam- they all line up at chow time it majority, for there are only eight my's varsity after trying so hard resembles' Helper on a Saturday girls. They need more girls. They for four years. Ed spent the sum- pay-dahave a perfect attendance record night. Mebbe we'll hafta borrow a cow mer in a parachute putting out this past month with the excepforest fires for the Rangers and from Smiling Sam Fazzio. Tried tion of Claude Bryner who had the misfortune or being hit by a reports that is a cheap way to to feed 'em snoose which is set a haircut and singe. Conven- cheap but they rebel and stick car. and the injuries he received ient for roasting wienies, too. their pug noses high. They won't made it necessary to lose a week After fighting fires 7 days per get the dog food, however, on of school. We are very happy he's well prepared for account of my family comes first. week that his injuries were not serious. With the markets gone screwy, Hades. Ain't we all. Student council members were elected and Bobby Sugiyama and Hard hats off 'to Doc Pero for dog food is a luxury with us. arThe seven furry bundles Keith Chiara were the ones chosen being the finest gendarme in the dewere to represent their room. rived and prematurely he Mountains. live May Rocky Mrs. Wetmore's Room News as long as he wants too and may livered via Caesarian section by We have eighteen boys and nine he want to as long as he lives. Doctor Mother Nature. Our fine girls in our room. We are good Inside scuttlebutt has it that Doc five year old son, Don, wanted to insulting. Makes out the time, too. Council workers. We like school. is not ticket happy like some of know where were the eggs. Perhaps you 'noticed our tipple 29 Our school will have a Student Our happy- family consists of wuz out of order all Monday aft- Meets from other the Boy Scouts Council again this year. Judith four lads and three' lassies and ernoon. Reason was Nick Mas- counties that is. their old man a mysterious Mr. cara, who threw an 8" crescent Nielsen and Wayne Dlmick will Dimpled Franklin Ernest Whip- X. He must is be known as Heintz into the bucket line, so we could Although (the nations seem to represent our room. the of throb heart the ple Jr., 57. I'm sure Ginger knows who listen to the play-of- . We have been making Health All hands be divided Into two worlds, leadyounger female set, is now dodg- the villian she is a real are rooting like crazy for the un- ers of church children's work in Posters. They are: Safety Hill. but is the rest Wilson with Doug ing der dog Giants to bump those this area will meet in Salt Lake Bedtime parade, Playing in the of us. Frank is, the only tipple lady and won't say a word. Ernie denies the Toson Bums. All ex ept Peter Paletta, City October 29 and 30 for a con- Air and Sun, Bubbling Fountain, strongly hand in the West with a fancier bis classy who likes Brooklyn because he ference on the theme "Learning Come and get a drink. All of ur rumor he that married Governor. than His. the jalopy blonde daughter to Val Turn's thinks Campanella is an Italian. with Children to Live as Chris- work is free hand drawing. We. Baby Blue leather seated Pontiac will make a big book of our postDon Finley and Buck Buchanan tians in One World." is slightly longer than three side boy. Bob, so he could get free Scheduled ito ibegln at 9:30 a.m. ers when we are finished. ' beer. held target practice on Goose FOOTBALL NEWS Doctor Bill Gorishek has deOctober 29, the conferSunday. Looks like a long Monday, ence of more than 30 to one Here at Helper Central, we parted for the University of lot of life a, and tor deer. happy to get hep on the latest ' Tony Evatz, Rich Fa:ish, EdUie be held throughout the nation this have a football day. at the cit7 will be held here at the park, for the fifth and sixth grade chop and sew 'em techniques. He Evatz and John L. Lewis' rito year goes with our good will as be hand man, Rob Farish. witnessed First Methodist Church, 202 E. boys. The fifth grade go on one wuz always in "their pitching for the Jordan massacre by our Car- 2nd South. day and the sixth grade go anthe unhealthy citizens of this bon gridiron greats Friday. TUe Sunday school teachers and other day. The football teacher is Mr. gulch. Dinosaurs made the Super Men (superintendents, local church diof Christian education, Steve Borovatz. He teaches the Royal's finest dump truck jockey from Sandy look like Helper Mer- rectors j weekday and vacation church boys to kick, pas?', and receive is Angie Bessio and a "brave man chants. ' someschool is he. According to Angie, George workers, parents, pastors, the football. In addition, Filled Ole Rob had a and got to and football about rules, an thing like elk and Starkovich looks just how he played tail community agency workers, explaining Wonder which one has the right back for Winter Quarters Uni area directors of christian edu formations. Next week we shall write about to get mad. Better watch it tnere versity in 1887. He wuz chosen cation and children's work will Halloween at Helper Central attend. Angelino. Pretty big boy to be row. in a three years School. We also will name the Addresses, discussions, exhibits, so tuff they used a They wej-student council members that lump of coal for the football and worship, and a family Christmas have 'been elected and appointed on focus festival celebration will played in snow 4 ft. deep. by the various rooms. Needed lots of referees then as the conference purposes: (1) To consider how the Chrisan average of one wuz lynched Shop Helper! Mine per game. A player wuz penalized tian faith provides a foundation not thru loss of yards but wuz for living in one world. Shop (2) To improve Christian teach- plugged with a Spectators Conformance again with all prowere bear, carfbou, coyotes, wol 'ing so that persons will live as' visions of the (Federal Mine Safeone world. brothers in ves wandered down and elk who Save! Shop Code is described in a Bureau Findings of the 1950 Interna ty from the hills to check on the Mines report issued today on of tional Children's Work Conference goofy humans. a reinspection of the Clear Creek Wild Bill Bailey and the lovely held at Toronto, Canada, will form No. 3 mine of the Utah Fuel Co., Mary, have returned from Denver the basis of discussion. Division of the Kaiser Steel CorThe lake Salt City conference) where he stayed practically sober poration, at Clear Creek, Utah. is Council the Utah sponsored by all the time. He bad some fine When early this films taken of the arthritis and of Churches and the National T. H. Council of the Churches of Christ month by Federal inspector, the wheat y CZGQD of Churches Oct. In Salt Lake City pen-sylvan- ia B Prescription Pharmacy D. & R. G. W. K. R. n MB NATIONAL PRESS lUltOINO WASHINGTON, O. C y A mm Gd Not a bad idea to check over winter blankets to see If they need new bindings, repairs or cleaning in case you didn't give them the once-ov- when putting them away er in the Spring. If there isn't an Isaac Walton in your family and your fish is store-bougwash It in lemon juice and water before cooking. This whitens ht, the flesh, also minimizes the fish odor. For a maximum of flavor for fish mix melted vitaminized margarine and lemon Juice and baste either broiled or baked fish. of chopped parsley or The-additio- olives makes It even tastier. , A According to the fashion experts, stockings for evening wear are becoming darker. But have never supply a tint black a care of got a if you've big. ones. Mix. of navy blue, brown or light-color- ed bath dye and dip the light ones till they reach the shade you like. Remember that colon arr darker when wet, so be guided to your tinting accordingly. Does your bread get stale before you can use It up? Then put it uv the refrigerator. Keeps there. a long time What cannot Hve and righteousness achieve for the race? All that can 'be accomplished, and more than history has yet recorded. Mary Baker Eddy Helper, Utah Clear Creek Gets Bureau Inspection With Friends! faff 51 QHWQtf - t p In I I - UTAH RAILWAY Prescriptions Phone 553 THREE ND d Ellis JOURNAf PAGE (Utah) 4, 1951 Ex-Nav- y By DAVE ROBERTSON Buck dumps fulla Spring Canyon scientifically treated boney. Farm hands Matt "Zeke" Starr, Richard "Si' Farish and Edward Lem" Evatz tried to thresh all .30-.3- and' 0QQflttu j . a favorable report. We don't mean to intrude or e on Dr. Dem commit man, .but the best treatment for Chief Timekeeper Bailey is this. Have a group of our more substantial citizens escort him to the ' next Sportsmen's show. If the same lady entertainers are featured as last yea: I guar-- : antee he will get up and run all over the joint. The local Bugle Helper Journal that is is, now being read and enjoyed in all major 'cities of the U. S., including Chicago, Frisco, New York and Panaca, Nevada. Not absolutely sure about the others, but we're in like Flynn in Panaca. Old chum Charley Mech-le- r drops a valentine to say that he's happy a new column of corn lis being published so he can fallow the antics of his rum-dufriends. Charley Is the former "Sparks" ' T3v77- Boys' iRaycn-Nylo- n 9.90 Gabardine Jackets Rugged 75 85 rayon, 15 nylon gabardine jackets with genuine mouton dyed lamb fur collars. Body and sleeves fully lined with rayon quilt. Rust resistant zipper, two roomy patch bellows pockets, snug fitting knit wristers. Elastic shirring at waist for perfect fit. Choose from SIX new Fall colors. Sizes 10-1- 8. Heavy JERSEY GLOVES 450 Red Lined QUILT LINED TWILL JACKETS t ' Hunting 119 or n satin twill with rayon jackets, fully lined quilt for extra warmth! water repellent! Wind resistant! 8nuQ-fittin- g knit cuffs and waistband! Choose from 7 new Fall colors ! See them at Penney'a today! Sizes 10-1- COTTON FLANNEL MEN'S PAJAMAS. First quality cotton Twill Red SWEAT SHIRTS WOOL SOCKS 1.98 790 Heavy chips. He and the fair Pauline along with rugged Curley Ceal, and gorgeous dotter, Etta May, are now making big ones out of little ones in Panaca's, ore mills. pur Frank Pugliese Sr. ha chased a new 400 Magnum and is ready for the first fawn to cross bis sights. He went to Bleep last year and awoke amidst a herd of 20 lazy animals. Frank held his finger down on his bazooka and shot for 15 minyet. utes. Hasn't hit anything son-in-la- Bad shells no doubt. Did severely wound 6 elm trees, one ring tailed coon, four rocks,' one sleeping 3.69 CAPS Corduroy eotton-rayo- at Carbon's finest coal mine and a finer electrician never took 2300 volts and lived because he liked! fishing too much to cash in his' three gophers FolKers Coffee. flannel pa. fit! Jamaa. Sanforlxed for lasting butComfortably full cut Chooa ton front or slipover stylet. Draw-trln-g pants for snug fit. BOlo stripes In a selection of smart colors. 8lzes A. B, C. D. 'Shrinkage will not exceed 1 and one tag can of CORRECTION: It were Yellowwhere hizzoner the Mayor W. H. Wilson, of Standardville, fought a 4" chub for thee hours and failed to land same. stone Craig Crandall and Ken Nielson made tracks from the Standard tipple after four hift. Big Chief Wilson introduced 'em to a Scoop but they and.lt did knot care to become better acquainted. Gotta admire Independent souls N. O'Neal, this Carbon County mine U.S.A. 74 men and produced Chairman of the planning com- - employed 724 tons of coal daily. mittee for the conference is Miss, director of (Before completion of the inspecM. Huber, Evelyn Change to this better motor installed electridifferChristian education at First Bap-- i tion, the recently oil now. See what .the c-light wires along haulage ence in performance D-tist Church, Salt Lake City. Dr. from were disconnected with Extiinol can make. Robert Steele, of the city, is slooea Here's why: The "extra" of the power cables, and the electric- president of the Utah Council of; Exirinol helps D-clean light wires in the tipple were Churches. you; motor, protect your touchthem to prevent tightened The following ere also assistbearings and fight sludge. incombustible material, thus) It's tougher safer. ing with conference preparations, ing haz' a potential tyre all of Salt Lake City: Mrs. Ruth, minimizing ard. DELUXE SERVIC Roche, 130 S. 3rd East, of the. AND Rev. First Congregational Church; A determinate purpose in life MOTOI DIAMANTI Clifford McEvers, of the First and a steady adhesion to it thru Presbyterian Church; James, all disadvantages, are indispensHelper, Utah Breckenridge, 256 E. 3rd South, able conditions of success. representing Disciples of Christ; William Morley purshou of the Rev. Mortimer Chester, ily Episcopal Church; and Miss Wahlberg, 1567 Bryan Ave., representing the Lutheran Church. SELECT and PROTECT your FUTURE The Committee on Religious Education of Children of the Na tional Council of Churches has given over-al- l planning and direc tion to the 30 Children's Work RPRlonal Conferences. For further information, write Miss Evelyn 10VR mam ..yWi- VOHf U4TI Jij Huber, 169 South 4th East, Salt in the j ' ' Lake City, Utah. that. Me, I'm afraid to visit the Chic Sale without permission. If I were to quit this pension I know of no place absolutely no where I could wrangle place vp m like another chance. On second thot Bill Mills sug gests I could git along fine as an attendant at the Provo Hospital. The folks there would understand me perfectly. E For All Your .T H Typewriter Ribbons Carbon Papers Account Books Staples and Staplers. Everything For Your OFFICE THE HELPER JOURNAL , shvidcs iccouni im tfTittMiiff SAVINGS Pay up to 2 INTEREST By setting: aside a portion of your income regularand ly depositing it in a savings account here. This is the easy, sure way of making your life what you'll want it to be, HELPER STATE DANK Member of Federal Reserve Deposits Insured up to $10,000 A ' " |