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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH Their Grandpa Was a Sailor, Too How I Broke Into Don't Dronn Her Out All of Our Little Sally Scz x By DOUGLAS MALLOCH iff - w fe-.- r:i y rimes. We're making a days ; Men must have ways. We all make a we've got And all of our lot Sk fly VTE ALL have a little, even these times; We all sell a little, some even sell The Movie S BY VICTOR McLAGLEN BROKE into the movies during the boat races, mllea away from Hollywood. As a matter of fact I was in the movies for five years before I ever saw Hollywood. Commodore J. Stuart Black-to- o was visiting England at the time of the race and met a producer for whom I had made one picture called the "Call of the Road." While thousands were breathlessthe progress of the ly watching boats on the Thames, this Rrrtish producer introduced ma to Black-toand we had a conference, then and there, regarding my work In some picture I never saw the finish of that boat race as the commodore started me right on "The Glorious Adven- little, in even these Oxford-Cambridg- a little, in various little, though little little's together a store, That little together, depression or not And all of our little, would make quite a lot THROUGH A We're waiting a little, not certain ONERS Wmans Eyes just why; We sell very little, for little we buy. We're hiding a little, the timid of -- 5" BEDTIME STOR By THORNTON W. BURGESS men; That helps very little to lift us again. If all of our little just busier got, Then all of our little would make quite a lot. 1933, Douglea Malloch. . WNU ful of melted butter. Place a layer of sweetened rhubarb sauce in a baking dish and cover with the buttered crumbs; repeat, adding a dash of cinnamon or nutmeg until one quart of sauce and all the crumbs are used. Bake fifteen minutes. The fresh rhubarb may be used, adding sugar for each layer and bakminutes. Serve with ing twenty-fiva hard sauce. about that. Do you wonder that a cold chill ran down Jerry's backPeach Dainty. bone to the roots of his tail? Do Cream two tablespoonfuls of butyou wonder that for just a wee, wee ter with one cupful of sugar and I am going to do, bit of time he was absolutely still ITheknow just what add the yolks of two eggs lightly Smiling Pool no mora I'll fret because he was too frightened to beaten. Now add one pint of Till Jerry Muskrat shall forget. move? whipped cream beaten stiff and one wide with sheer eyes grew Jerry's "PHIS is what Hooty the Owl had terror as he saw those great cruel quart of sliced peaches. Serve over decided in his own mind when claws angel food or sponge cake. stretching wide to seize him, sliced. 1933. Western Newspaper Union. he discovered that Jerry Muskrat and Hooty the Owl hissed : had begun to build. So he kept "I've waited a long time, Jerry away from the Smiling Pool, going Muskrat, but I've got you this time I" each night Just near enough to see WNU Service. 1933, by T. W. Burgess. but not near enough to be seen. So Jerry Muskrat had worked in peace nd, because not once had he seen CLAR.EMC6 ven a suspicious black shadow, be GAMBER'S o, To-wh- Graphic Golf . WEIGHT IS VfELU FORWARD. SOME GOOD RECIPES JEAN NEWTON By ' "I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY" Servlc. e THE BLACK SHADOW WITH GREAT CLAWS SORRY. I don't know how I got like this." A woman apologized for inexcusably losing her temper and insulting her sister, who at great Inconvenience to herself, had done for her something that had not turned HIP PWOT. lf "I've Waited a Long Time, Jerry Muskrat, but I've Got You This Timel" Jiad almost forgotten that there was such a person as Hooty the Owl The night when be raised the walls of his house above the surface of the Smiling Pool so that he ould sit on them without wetting ilia feet he quite forgot You remem-fce- r be was so sleepy that he fell to dreaming dreams of building the most wonderful bouse that ever a muskrat built Now there Is a time for dreaming and a place for dream- ing, but for a muskrat that time is not when gentle Mistress Moon is flooding the earth with silvery light and that place Js not right out In the open for whoever comes along to see. But that is just the time and the place Jerry had Trees 3,000 Years Old Some of the largest of the biff trees of California indicate an aga To Emerson and Hawthorne nature was beautiful, quite and sacred. The Colosseum was epileptical of over three thousand years. Earn while you learn Bartering. A Permanent Business with a In form. Big Income. The Classic symphony reaches its highest point In the work of Beethoven, an innovation of his being deafness. Moler's Barber College sometimes drifted straight across the Smiling Tool. After this had happened once or twice Jerry Musk-ra- t dreaming his pleasant dreams, tnok no notice of these drifting slunlowa They were harmless. There was nothing to worry about By and by a shadow a little blacker than the others but Just as silent drifted out from the Green Meadows toward the Smiling Pool. It didn't hurry. It seemed to drift along just as the others had drifted If Jerry saw it he gave It no heed So It drifted out over the Smiling Pool and across to where Jerry sat He had reached the dreaming. point in his beautiful dream where his big cousin, Paddy the Beaver, the most famous of all builders of houses, had come to ask him for ad vice on the building of a new hnu.se. when ho Just happened to look tip That shadow was right above him, and it was black, very black. Then Jerry came out of his dreaming with a cold chill that ran down his backbone to the very roots of his tall. That shadow had two great round fierce eyes, and reaching down from It were curved cruel Those clnwa were reaching claws. for hlra. Thsre wasn't t bit of doubt was a craven driver What are mammals? Mammals are a sex animal ally a female. 1933, Bell Syndicate. usu- WNU Service. STEWART MAIDEN, famous golf is a firm believer In having the weight leaning forward in the stance. In this way one retains a sort of moving balance with knees slightly bent and muscles relaxed. With the weight back on the heels a player is more or less set, the leg muscles are taut, so that a proper golf swing is made difficult Also when the weight is back on the heels the pivot at the hips is made harder. In the above illustration Clarence Gamber Is making one of his typically long drives. The weight Is forward on the balls of glasses. the feet, evenly distributed between Bake small cup cakes, spread with Jelly and roll In coconut the two. In the upper panel the full These make very nice little cakes backswing is portrayed showing the With the hip and shoulder pivot. to serve with a cup of tea. weight back on the heels there is "Don't lock the stable after the danger of turning the shoulders Rhubarb Betty. alone while neglecting the hip horse is gone," says practical Polly. Mix one quart oi dry bread "Rent It out as a garage." pivot. h crumbs with of a cup- WNU Service. 1933, Bell Syndicate. 1933, Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. spill The Javanese influence is apparent in the four upcurled points on the crown of this visor turban. one-fourt- h lf one-fourt- chosen. Now and then a little cloud drifted across the face of Mistress Moon, and when this happened It made a black shadow that drifted across the face of the earth and , Fine Bridge Was Built by Unemployed Labor nervous state. Her irritability waa not because of 111 nature her own sister could make no mistake about that It was simply that her nerves were in such condition that she had no resource to combat disappointment or setback. The answer is that every time we let go an iota of poise and control, we are getting "that way." Every time we follow the line of least resistance and do something to which we sort of shut our own eyes, or fail to do something we know we should have done; every time we shrug off something we should face; every time we debate ourselves Into feeling righteous when in the bottom of our hearts we know ourselves to be slipping from the standards we have set for ourselves every one of these times we are taking another step to getting "that way.f And whenever we sense such slipping Is the time to pull up into control, to bring to bear all our common sense, all our philosophy, all our physical and mental strength, so that we may never know that cry, '"I don't know how I got this way." . 1933, Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. b You Knov - i . r 1 . r 118 Kegent St., Salt Lake City, Utah We meet your state requirements Victor McLaglen. The Pyramids are a small race of black people. Take three ripe bananas, add sis cupfuls of sugar, the Juice of one lemon and of a teaspoonful of butter. Mix and bring to a boll, stirring constantly to prevent sticking. Add one bottle of pectin and bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Remove at once, cool and stir occasionally for eight minutes to keep the fruit from floating. Cover with parafln and it will keep indefinitely. This r$e requires eight to nine bananas or one and one-hapounds, and makes nine or ten eight-ounc-e , ft - IK ' it tut ' Borrowed From Java BONERS are actual humorous found In examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers. Cake Filling. cupfuls of mashed Banana-Lemo- n i tid-bi- ts across the desert. WEIGHT ON BALLS OF FEET HELPS PIVOT ' THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY and the part of the American doughboy in the French Foreign legion In the wonderful film play. "Beau Geste," and Captain Flagg in "What Price Glory." The last two being talking pictures. Mv favorite pnrts have been those of rough and ready type of soldier the rascal. n I admire a who can swear and tight and still have a soft spot In his heart for a child or a woman or even a comrade. And those are the parts I like to portray on the screen because a great deal of my life has been one of an existeuce among men of that Take Your Choice In frontier days familiar names la for whisky were "tangle-leg,- " juice" and "forty-rod.- " "tar-antu- ASK YOUB DRUGGIST by unemployed BUILT entirelySoldiers' Memorial the bridge over the Catawba river on U. S. highway No. 20, between Charlotte and Uastonla, N. C, is now completed. It cost $175,000 and is the widest bridge on the route from New York to New Orleans. The old bridge Is seen at tta left the custom of raising a flag to the highest point of a new building under construction, is said to have originated in Germany. It Is simply a good luck omen and Is supposed to protect the building from evil spirits. A, 1933, McOiure Newapaper Syndicat WNU Bervke. caliber. I ran away from home at fourteen to join the British army in the Boer war and got by as a member of the Life Guards because of All members of this my height organization are more than six feet tall. Later I went to Canada where I worked as "hired man" on a farm In Ontario, and when the news f the silver strike In Cobalt came to my ears I tried that; working my way there by odd Jobs. During a hard siege of prospecting in that time I was cheated out of my share of one strike, things were rather rough living and I Anally resorted to entering boxing and wrestling exhibitions to earn money. Some time later I won the title of champion of eastern Canada. With my brother, who has since gained considerable fame as Fred McKay, we literally fought our way around the country with a carnival. On one occasion as a special feature I was told that I had to wrestle an entire football team within an hour. Then came a long string of vaudeville and other adventurous engagements including a no decision fight with Jack Johnson, then heavyweight champion of the world. My brother and I docklcd to spend some of our earnings in a cruise of the South seas, after which we joined the gold rush to Kalgoorlie, Australia, where we nearly died of thirst In the dosert. Next we toured Africa and Ceylon until we heard of the World war. The whole family, four brothers, joined up and served with the Irish Fusiliers. Our war experiences carried us through the African campaigns and we were in on the capI lost my beture of loved brother, Fred, during the war he was killed In Mesopotamia but happily the rest escaped serious Injury, It was while 1 was training for a diplomatic post In England that I met Commodore Blackton and then I broke into the movies. So you see, my parts in life nave been equally as thrlling, if not more so, than my picture parts and from the many niea I have met In my wanderings about I have found the material for my picture characters. WNU 8vlc FOB HAIR good-nature- d the jelly in one-hagrapefruit shell and the wedges will be of the same size. These are delightful substitutes for a fruit cocktail when serving lamb or fowL Mold At hoot wer very careful, Of th many things w do, Bat home must hav lurroundinrs, Irtt'a "fix ap" our horn eg town, toot PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY IT HELPS Oar Intermountain ataiei are rich la rich in man power, rkh in renourcex, tnerffr and ability. Interaonntaio workfra ar willing and capable. Inlermountaio business men ara honest and competent therefore let as piedire oar full support to them and buy nothing; that isn't Produced by so doing our surplus of everything; will be consumed, which will enable us to restore prosperity much more quickly than wa could otherwisa hope to do. fitly Intermountain for School Books, for Fall Duds, for Coal Bins, for New Coats and Winter Fruits, then we ara doing- our part for the good of all. MRS. LENA LEVI, Mllford, Utall. Of course her sister understood. The woman really wasn't respon-- . The men milked the cow and then slble. She was in an extremely put it into the bottles. Mohammed AIDS d wedge-shape- ture," a strikingly appropriate title for a debut In the movies. During the next four years I was starred in any number of British productions, ehief of which were "The Sailor Tramp." Then came the real "glorious adventure" coming to America at the behest of Commodore Blackton to play with Charles Ray in "Percy" and later "The Hunted Woman." There have been many pictures since, chief among them one of the "Unholy Three" with Lon Chaney, out right n something different to HERE iswith a lamb roast Instead e pM man drew picThe tures in caves to pass the time while he was waiting for the Ice age to go away. of the usual mint jelly: Cut grapefruit into halves and remove every other section, In the cavity place a piece of mint jelly. a T And so they make littld, make less In the end. If 1 spent a little, a little bit more. And you left a littie at some little Juanita and Bill Moore, grandchildren of the late Admiral Wil--Iliam A. Moffett, U. S. N., photographed when they visited the D. S. S. Arkansas at anchor at Catalina Island. The Arkansas was first commanded by their distinguished grandfather, and later their father, Lieut Com. E. McFarlane Moore, also served on the battleship until 1920. The children, dressed In uniform, were permitted to board the big battleship with their father for the purpose of inspecting the stateroom once occupied by both granddad and dad. . ,opyngni pjr Herman But some with a little the little won't spend, AC, . J GIL AN INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT Not So Many Thunderstorms The Pacifific coast has the few- est thunderstorms of any part the United States. erf Utah High School of Beauty Culture 3rd fm Clltl Bldg., Suit Lake Ci'y, Utah Till Beauty Cultun Profession jitews no Depfssswi You can now learn a profession that will make yon independent for the rest of your days. $t5 per month only for the complete course of sir months. Phone or write-foour catalogue. Mail in coupon. NAME . ADDRESS . .. A Family Tomb ' Th built by the Pharoah Zosen about 3000 B. C, is found to be a family tomb, containing other burials. step-pyram- id Cause of Baldness Cutting the hair is the principal cause of baldness, says a professor at Columbia university. EVERYTHING FOR THE BUILDER LUMUER MOULDINGS SASH DOORS GLASS PAINT OIL PLUMBING FIXTURES PIPE VALVES Ketchum Builders' Supply 780 W. 4th So. Salt Lake City Sir Walter Raleigh's pipe, said to have been given to him by the Indians and smoked by him on the scaffold, was displayed in the recent Elizabethan exhibition in London. $3 ff II M p,r ""a " PaW for the best article on "Why yoa should use Intermountain made Goods" Similar to above. Sriid your story in prose or Terse tn In termountain Products Column, P. O. Box 1556, Salt Lake City. If your story appears In this column you will re ceive check for $3.00 Week No, 8337 W.N.U. Salt Lake City Carboa Monoxide Carbon monoxide, tho colorless, tasteless and odorless fca3 that is produced by motor car exhausts and various industrial processes, is so poisonous that one part in 00 pnrts of air sickens a person within a short time and ona part in 200 parts of air quickly causes death, Collier's Magazine. Ilompr's Birthplace in Smyrna? A Turkish archeologist, jealously guarding documents of his discovery, claims that Homer's birthplace was in Smyrna. |