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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH How I Broke Into The Movies Change of Naval Command Is Solemn Ceremony Copyright by HalC M y 1 there Is a shift In In the American navy WHEN Herman By DOUGLAS MALLOCH the accompanying ceremony Is solVI7ELL, school Is over," so they emn and colorful Our photograph say. shows Hear Admiral Frank 11. come and put their books Brumby taking command of the They away. scouting force while the flagship, the cruiser Augusta, lay in Los An- Exams are over, they have passed, And so they're through w ith school, geles harbor. Admiral Brumby's at last; predecessor was Vice Admiral Or so they say and so I thought Clark. When there was nothing teachers taught That I would ever need to know. Yes, so they think, and I thought so. ' By NOAH BEERY me to the got me in! 1 had never entertained the idea of becoming a motion picture actor, although aa a child I had had visions and hopes that some day I might be a great figure on the drove T.tAGIC things but luck .. iff; f legitl-rsutetag- . y.: - ? ff'iLp i ? : i I Ttas born In the Ozarks. Jesse James and the Younger brothers were the idols of every boy in our hills, not because they robbed, but because they were daring and cour- Like them, I thought that school was A chamois Is a animal used for washing windows In the mountains of South America. fleet-foote- d through, And no more studying to do, And yet I find at every turn That learning Is to learn to learn. The problems that had bothered one Were not all over, just begun. Life has its scholar and Its fool, For life Is just another schooL hill folk gave me Those ageous. much material for use after I became a picture player. But there were no jobs at home, so I went to Kansas City, where I "ballyhooed" candy at the fair. Later some kind person helped me to New York, where I thought I would be marveldusly fortunate If I got a Job as a chorus man. Instead I sang solos for Oscar Hammersteln. I was about to embark for London on an engagement when my two children were stricken I1L We lost one of them and after many months of anxiety and grief we came to Los Angeles in 1910 seeking health for Noah, Jr. We arrived in Hollywood almost penniless, with hardly more than the clothes upon our backs. I established my family In a BONERS are actual humorous found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers. tid-bi- ts means Natural selection that clean and right living animals go on while evil ones are crowded out No patient teacher will explain. Now our own brawn and our own In year lonr peat, th story ffoea, Th desert btosHomed aa rote And now crh plain and moantain tld KrrlecU the "blooa" f local pride. We're proud to PATRONIZE IXTERMOUNTAIX INDUSTKY brain Must work the problem out alone, Thomas Paine was a rare individual obsessed by common sense. The answer hidden, rule unknown. We now must turn from book and text, Expostulation is to have smallpox. From each old problem to the next. Now school Is over, so they 6ay; Christians have become divided into three great branches: missionThey really start to school today. 1931. Douglas Malloch. WNU Service. aries, society people and preachers. Violins Scare Wolves Experiments have ehown that The Nile river was Important to wolves are very much frightened hear minor chords playthe Egyptians because it was so when they ed on a violin. . 1? eavime Si one-roo- apartment; rent,' four and a half per week, for which I was trusted, and set about looking for a I heard that Cecil de Mille Job. ThorniojiW Burgess Is following Reddy Fox, Short-Tal- l started straight for a piece ot bark As he disaplying on the ground. peared beneath It a fat beetle ran ont from the other side. Then Short-Tal- l appeared and Peter could see that he was following that beetle by means of his nose and not with his handy. Harl karl Is a man who plays In the movies usually In western pictures. Hygiene is a gas in the air. eyes. WHEN A LONG NOSE IS Jt Sally Sez ONERS WHEN SCHOOL IS OVER Tail the Shrew before Peter could "That is what a long nose Is good recover from bis surprise at Short-Tail- 's for." chuckled Short-Taas that USEFUL sudden reappearance, seem- beetle disappeared down his throat WNU Service. . 1933. by T. W. Burgess. ingly from nowhere. noHORT-TAIcertainly is a "Why wh where'd you come O funny little fellow,'- thought from, and how did you know what Peter, as he waited for Short-Tai- l was thinking?" stuttered Peter. I to return. "The shape of his body "I came out of this little hole," -- 1 is a whole lot like that of Miner chuckled Short-Tai- l, pulling aside the Mole, and Just getting glimpses some leaves to show a little round SEVERAL DESSERTS of him, as I did, I don't wonder I thought be was a Mole. But now TF THERE is part of a sponge that l have seen more of him be reminds me of other people, too. I cake left, use It cut into small don't wonder he is often taken for pieces, placed in sherbet glasses a Mouse by people who don't use with sections of orange or sliced And Pour over the cake and their eyes as they should. peaches. then the quickness with which he fruit a soft custard that has been well chilled. Top with a spoonful moves, appears and disappears, and of whipped cream and garnish with the fierceness with which he hunts a cherry If It Is for a special occasion. reminds me of Shadow the Weasel. He certainly Is a funny little fellow. Baked Caramel Custard. For one thing, he has got a funny I must ask him about that nose. There are few people who do not nose." enjoy a good custard, bakea boiled or served as floating Island. Take "Who has got a funny nose?" deone quart of milk, five eggs, one-hamanded a sharp squeaky voice. "Who has got a funny nose? If you cupful of sugar, four tablespoonfuls of caramel sirup, mean me, I would have you to know tea that there Is nothing funny abut my spoonful of salt and one-haof vanilla extract. nose. It would be a funny nose If Heat It were not just as it is. What do Peter Could See That He Was Fol- the milk, add sugar and caramel, lowing That Beetle by Means of add the lightly beaten eggs and vayou find funny about It, Peter RabHis Nose. nilla and pour Into custard cups set bit? I want to know what you find into hot water. Bake until the cenDon't you know funny about it. that it Isn't polite and It Isn't kind entrance to a tunnel. "I find the ter is firm enough to leave a knife to talk about people's looks behind tunnels of Miner the Mole quite use- clean when thrust Into the custard. ful when 1 want to keep out of To make the sirup put sugar Into a their backs? You ought to know As for knowing what yon smooth sight. that" pan, melt and stir frying were thinking, how could I help it until All this was poured out by Short-liquid, add boiling water and when you were talking out loud to stir until dissolved. This sirup may yourself? Now what is funny about be bottled and kept for some time, my nose?" to use for flavoring. "Well" replied Peter, looking a foolish overlittle at having been Pineapple Custard. heard, "I don't suppose It Is really Heat one quart of milk, one-hafunny, but It Is such a different nose cupful of sugar and pour over four from the noses I am used to that it eggs very slowly. Cook seem3 funny to me. In the first In a double boiler until the custard VARIOUS PERIODS place, why Is It so long?" coats the spoon. Add two cupfuls Short-Tal- l nose of his wriggled pineapple cut Into small pieces, thoughtfully. "I never have thought flavor with vanilla and serve. of It as being long, but perhaps It Is," said he. "I can tell you one Mix sis tablespoonfuls of cornf thing, and that Is that It Isn't a starch with cupful of sugar, particle too long for my needs. You add one quart of rich milk, one-haI people with big eyes may not need teaspoonful of salt and cook in a as good double boiler until the starch Is will long noses, but my nose as eyes to me. As a matter of cooked at least 20 minutes. Beat M fact, my eyes don't amount to much, one egg until light, pour the hot pudDUB IMC REI&M OF but if anyone has got a better nose ding slowly into It and beat well pQRITAN-- lOUIEH euZABETM than I have I don't know who It is. again. Add one teaspoonful of va14 'hat ornately wrought Eyes don't amount to much, but a nilla and pour into wet molds. handkerchiefs, edged with , 1933. Western Newspaper Union. good nose Is the most necessary , WNU Service. 1933, Bell Syndicate. A community progresses proportionately to the advancement shown by its Tarioul Industries. I feel it is oar duty, not only to support oar local enterprixes, bat to ase onr influence in sera ring patronage ( Made in Goods. Cooperation should be the key not nr future progress. Knit Swagger Suit il THISWEEIK' el ADA WINDER. Vernal, Utah. L SoRBooli lf Noah Beery. f ' v i , was making a picture called "Joan of Arc." I had known de Mille In New York but thought he had for gotten me. I went to the studio, entirely uneducated in the ways of the movies, and applied at the cast Ing office for a Job. I got it, a small part with a salary of $20 for the Job. I wore armor and, believe me, it was heavy. We rehearsed the scene over and over and my heart grew as weighty as the armor. Ft nally, Mr. de Mille walked through the set, peered at me through the ye slit, and said "You're Noah Beery." My spirits leaped to the skies. I did not see him for a week or more. However, a few days later, I was engaged to do the "heavy" op posite Fanny Ward In "Betty of the Orange Country," with Frank Relch- er directing. I needed two complete outfits and I bad only the shabby clothes I was wearing. I could not borrow, nor could I lose that Job. I thought of my childhood Idols, James or Younger they would have gotten the clothes! But this was not the Ozarks. I took almost my last nickel and went down town s clothier. There I to a laid my cards on the table. The manager gave me two outfits from head to heel entirely on trust. "I'll get the money," he assured me, making me happy by his confidence. We went to Pasadena on location at seven In the morning. At ten the star arrived. As she was descending from her motor, she caught sight of me. She summoned Relcher, there was a hurried end conversation and she excited stepped back Into the car and drove We returned to the studio, oft. where fowas explained that due to change in the story, I was not the type needed. The disappointment was terrible there was my sick child, my unpaid rent, and the clothier who trusted met I sought out Milton E. Urr m, the producer, and begged him 6. to let this Incident kill my opponunlticj In his studio. I explained the situation aud he paid me my week's salary, one hundred dollars. Within a few days Hoffman gave me a Job with Mae Murray in "A Mormon Maid' and this won me a contract with I.asky for three and a half ' high-clas- i one-fourt- h lf Vo You Know lf EUts lf BEAVER-WOR- I gold, were worn in the hats of gentlemen dunng the reign of Queen Elizabeth. They were a mark of favor from admiring young Ladies of that time . 1933. McClnre Newspaper Syndicate. WNU Servlc . . thing In "A political speaker Is a man who throws hie mouth Into high gear and tells the world only the good of one party," says doubting Dora, "and only the bad of the other parties." Graphic Golf Pownow on British Isle AwJ li Y I1 , ' ' I ' ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FOR I if V r carefully, taking due consideration of the varying slopes. Her policy Is one of "safety first," being careful not to putt too hard. She attempts to determine the direction by some point In direct path to the hole and putting over this spot The stroke is just hard ,enough to get the ball up to the hole, making sure that If the ball does not drop it wIU at least stop within a foot radius of APEX r Distance Changed by Moon Because of the attraction of th moon, once in every 24 hours the distance between New York and London is extended 63 feet. j; Razor Blades i : ' 50 for $1.00 Li PAPA 4ICV- I Sslt Lake City, Utah I - 4 - 1 ! , im -- "a Need Encouragement Jud Tunkins says the world to still a pleasant place to live, only This spring knit swagger suit is to read the big hotel In natural string color but plalded you've got advertisements to be reminded of In hunter's green. The knitted the fact. blouse and the knitted scarf are ilso In the vivid green. fi Slippers for Evsning Are Now Shown in All Colors Chicago Pit Corners Wheat All attempts to corner wheat Cinderella's glass slippers can't have been engineered in the Chicacompete with the glamorous mod- go wheat pit, since Chicago is th ern models that go dancing now. ruling grain market of North Exquisite new evening slippers America. tempt from the show windows all colors, all tints, to match or contrast with the gown. They are fash ioned of velvet doeskin, crepe, satin, brocade, silver and gold kid skin, and are elaborate and ornamental. The lavish cut-ou- t sandal is passout of the fashion picture. It Is ing Is But Not in U. S. A. what "Pop, liberty?" by a new sandal London telephone operators do "What a lady In New York harbor being succeeded pattern In which the tips of the secretarial work for subscribers, holds beyond the reach of men." toes and heels are covered. X933. Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. receiving and recording all calls when the subscriber is "out" and relaying them at an hour agreed upon. Climate Controlled Gasoline . No Rattlers Can Harm Them Now eg S'-w- ft s, 4, , 9 iv ( 7 1- KEEPS 6YE INTEKTUy OM -- BACK SLjOiVLV. AIMS AT SPOT In Line HOLE . with WSAt i" s ..w Ball. swings ' r t t 1 irisunjiTr'at.a1 Please send me full details about the new Frigldaire that uses no more current than one electric light bulb, and also the super models. W. frnftH W H IT) a slow but smooth backswlng with the eyes fixed earaestly dn the ball. This keeping the eyes on the ball, the head still and making sure that the cltitiliead strokes It tlrmly and accurately while at right angles to the direction line has apparently suited her case admirably. Mrs. Vare gauges the distance to the hole H. BINTZ CO. SALT LAKE CITY MRS. VARE'S PUTTING METHODS weak FORMERLY a comparatively Collett Vare has lately strengthened this position of The reason her game noticeably. m, it7-- f " II LTk Vfi'A. Ml 1 1 s.- -r I9?4 e Post Paid Fits all Gillette Type Razors Money refunded if not satisfactory. COOMBS DRUG CO. WNU Service. 1933. Bell Syndicate. , "oil PRODUCT AN INTERMOUNTAIN the cup. the world." Even while he was talking, Short-Tai- l was poking about among the leaves and turning them over with his nose, for it Is quite Impossible to keep still. Suddenfor Short-Tai- l ly with his nose to the ground. Just as Bowser the Hound runs when he f :: WNU Service. 1933, Bell Syndicate. , GOLLE' There are many ways of getting Into the movies. There are also many paths to stardom, cyclonic, publicity, a famous iinme, and yes sometimes ability. But there Is guid-iinc- well-beate- n one-hal- years. only one way to keep one's place on the ladder of.succcss after It Is won. That Is by sincere performance nt nil times, and by the of that divine spark, whatever It ri:iv be. or Only President in Arlington William Howard Taft is the only President of the United States buried in Arlington National cemetery. ITuman A Rising Tide life is on the whola rising tide. f " r - i ' v . " V - mmmmmmmmmmmittmtatttMtUMMmmmmmMu '' A v hhhiii (Jr III (f I ,im(a m. j Deschutes river In Oregon, whore the trout fishing season Is O.NInTUL full swing, the rattlesnakes are proving nearly as abundant as the trout, causing many of the devotees of rod and reel to abandon tliclr hippy pursuit. However, these three modern Iznnk Waltons of Crook county, Oregon, decided that they were not going to be foiled by the pesky rcttlers. They donned puttees which they made out of old stove pipes. per week will he paid for the but ..Whr JBU ,rtlcl, should ne Intermonntsin made Goods' Similar to above. 8nd to verse in or your story pros' Troducts Column. P. t). Koi Uli, Salt Lake City. II your story appears In this column you will re- - HJ.VJU eeire chctk for .T.-- - S fjrj Week No. 1321 W.N.U-Sil- t ff Lake City |