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Show Midvale Journal, Thursday, September 5, 1930 ------- MIIWALE JOURNAL -~~ Bro-.vale's:B~o-.vslags Natural Gas Traveling Bungalow Shows Advantages of Modem· Service Vernon Gray ..........................PubllBher The Hard Part Case Proved "Whose was the best acting at the -He~"And why do you think I am amateur theatricals?" a poor judge of human nature?" Term.e of subacripUon, per year (in "Mine, pretending to enjoy the perSbe-"Because you have such a formance!' advance), f1.00. good opinion of yourself.' Plenty of Will 1 On His Dignity Entered u second class matter at "I hear your husband has given up Foreman-"What is all that arg- smoking. .the poatotflce at Midvale, Utah, under uing Doesn't that require a strong down the road?" will?" Act of Kar~h 3, 11579. Laborer (indignantly)-"Why, the "Well, I have a strong will!'' man running the steam-roller wants l , us to call him' a chauffer.'' Fifty-Fifty ADVERTISING RATES Two girls unfamiliar with baseDiaplay, per column inch.............. f().35 Not Worth Mentioning ball were watching the local nine play Readers, per line .... ·····-················· .10 Pupil (to teacher)-"! am indebted a visiting team last Saturday. to you for all that I know." "Isn't hat fine?" remarked one girl. Teacher-"Don't mention it; it's a "We have a man on every base.'' Modern Job Printing Department "Why, thats nothing," said the maintained. All prices based on the mere trifle.'' other, "so have they." Frankllng Printiag Price Liat. Good Couse for "Nerves" A Blooming Chicken "You don't know how nervov.s I was All bWilneas correspondence should Little Mary was visiting her grandbe addreaaed to the Midvale .Journal, when I proposed to you.'' mother in the country. Walking in the "You don't know how nervous .I was 136 N. Main St., Midvale, Utah. Phone garden, she chanced to see a peacock, until you did.'' Kid. 178. a bird she had never seen before. After gazing in silent admiration, she Poor Orphan ran quickly into the house and cried . "Say, waiter, is this and incubator out: ''Oh, granny, come and see! One TAX REVISION LEAGUE chicken? It tastes like it.'' of your chickens is in bloom." "I don't know, sir." Echoing the words of the "It must be. Any chicken that has Great Emancipator, the newly had a mother could never get as tough formed Citizens' Tax Revision as thls one is." League has built a platform upAnother Chance on which the great masses of Professor (in middle of a joke)the people can stand regardless "Have I ever told the class this one of their individual leanings on before?" the proposed c o n s t i u t i o n lal Class (In a chorus)-"Yes." Professor (proceeding)- "Good! amendments to be voted next You will probably understand it this "A PRIZE-WINNING CAKE November. time." This league is ·a n organization RECIPE" Strategy buiat after the ideal of the im"I saw the cutest little hat this mortal Abraham Lincoln in At about this season of the year, afternoon." being "of the people, by the .peocounty and state fairs are being held "Did you buy it?" ple, for the people." Through its "Not yet. I've got to pick out a in all parts of the country. This means medium it is proposed that we more expensive one for my husband that women everywhere are bringing band ourselves into a group and to' refuse to buy so I can compromise out their finest hooked rugs, guilts, and embroidery work to take to the study the proposed constitutiOill&l on this one.'' exhibit with the hope that it will be amendments in order that we, awarded a prize. Others are making Changed for the Worse the people, may understand the "Ethel, can't you tell us the shape jams and jellies to take to the fair, of the world?" asked teacher, dear, and in many homes cakes are bing subject and determine for ourmade for the exhibit. I always am inencouragingly. selves whether we wish to vote "Yessum; it's in a pretty bad shape terested in looking at the cakes that favorably or against the amend- just now," replied the precocious child, come to the fair. It is startling somewho had heard her daddy say a few times to see that cakes which looked ments. the most gorgeous on the surface do Essentially this is our organiz.. things at home. not receive the first or even second ation in fact and one in which prize. On questioning the judges, I Just Around the Comer find that a slight lack of flavor or a we are to have a voice. Repre"Hello, old top. New car?" slight coarseness in texture will cause "No! Old car, new top." sentative citizens from all seca perfectly goregous looking cake to tions of the state meeting in Salt be set aside while a simpler looking As Angels Do Lake recently approved a. policy cake is given first honors. I think this "When I married you I thought you proves how very important the flavor whereby the people wiltl be ask- were an angel.'' "It's quite plain you did. You of a cake is, and especially is this true ed to join in and finance a camthought I could manage without either with a white cake, because there are paign for them to study the subno spices, no chocolate or other strong clothes or hats." ject. To each citizen member of flavors to predominate over the actual flavor of the ingredients themselves. this league will be presel'VOO the Making Sure Did you know that a white cake is Visitor (in early morning after inherent right of every Amerithe most severe test of skill in cakeweek-end, to chauffer)-"Don't let me can to speak for his honest conmaking? If any of you are planning miss my train." victions to the end that the subChauffer-"No danger, sir. Missus on taking a white cake to the fair this year, I hope you will try this recipe ject may be thoroughly aired and said if I did, it'd cost me my job.'' several times at home so that you can bhe people themselves crystalizpractice a bit with iJ-and then use it He Couldn't ed popular sentiment on the in making your cake for the fair. I am The Orator-"Work, my friends is subject. the lot of man! Man was sent into sure that it will bring you honors. I This league is echoing an· ideal this world to earn his living by the call it my Delicate White Cake. Y2 cup shortening· of which the American people sweat of his brow. You didn't find 1 ~'z cups ugar Adam walking about the Garden of need be reminded frequently. In Eden 2 cups kitchen-tested flour with his hands in his pockets!" this day of super corporation 4 tsp. baking powder Y2 tsp. !ialt What They Needed structures, collosal individual 1 cup liquid (half milk and half Mother-"We must get a nurse for fortunes and incomes, the water) the baby." machine enslavement of indus1 ~ z tsp. flavoring New Pop--" A nurse? What we need try, the people must watch close- is a night watchman." 5 egg whites Cream shortening and add sugar ly the ideals enunciated by the gradually creaming both together Not in the Business Great Emancipator lest we find thoroughly. "I'm not quite sure about your the bark of freedom wrecked on washing-machine. Will you demonstrSift the flour once before measur· the shoals of selfish interests. ate it again?" ing and sift the flour baking powder The soverign power of the na"No madam. We only do one week's and salt together. Add alternately with the liquid. tion, the foundation of American washing." Fold in the egg whites which have institutions is vested in the peobeen beaten until stiff but not dry. Fishy Record ple and whatever domination we Pour into well greased and floured First Stenog. (reading)-"Think of suffer for the sake of our those Spaniards going 3000 miles on 8-inch layer pans and bake. Bake 30 to 35 minutes in a moderate material prosperity it is well to a gallon!" oven 350° F. Second Stenog.-"Aw forget it. Yuh keep in mind that we still have When you cream the shortening and can't believe all yuh near about them control if we but choose to exer- foreign cars." sugar together for your cakes do you work them together very thoroughly cise that control through judiwith a wooden spoon until the mass Cut Rates cious use of the ballot lbox. Our blind looks like whipped cream? This "Please, ma'am, give a poor fate is in our own hands througil thorough creaming of the shortening man a dime." this medium of expression and "Why, you're only blind in one eye!" will help to insure a very fine textured cake. yet we as citizens a.re all apt to ''Well, make it a nickel then." Another important point is sifting sight of the ideal, all too Music fr~m the Holes the flour before you measure it. It is subject to influences outside of "What are you doing with that the only way of being sure to get an our honest convictions, all too porous-plaster Claude?" , accurate level cupful of flour. After prone too fail in exercising that "Well I wari.t an idea for a Futurist the dry ingredients are sifted together, most sacred of American ideals, Fugue S:nd I thought I'd just try this we add them alternately with the on the pianola!" liquid, putting in a little of the flour the vote. mixture first so that the liquid will Ungrateful Taxation is the biggest subnot cause the creamed shortening and The Bore-"! think this weather is sugar to separate. You do not need to ject before the people of Utah. do any vigorous beating during this Far more important than the awful!" The Girl-"You shouldn't grumble part of the mixing. Just stir in the election of officers will be the at the weather. If it wasn't for that flour mixture and the liquid alterresult of the vote on the consti- you would have nothing to talk nately, keeping the batter smooth and blended until these ingredients are all tutional amendments designed to about." mixed in. And you can stir both ways open the way for tax reform. without harming the cake. Revelations of the Microscope The platform and campaign There is some difference of opinion Professor-"When you examine a as to whether it is better to use milk dog's lungs under the microscope, .outlined by the Citizen's Tax or water when you rae making a deliwhat do you see?" Revision League may prove "The seat of his pants, I suppose." cate white cake. Many people feel that somewhat of a test of whether while milk adds good food value to a we, the people, have lost our cake, it is apt to produce a cake which Irrelevant Detail The Judge (to prisoner-''When seems a little more solid than one capacity of rallying together for were you born?" (No reply.) "Did made with water. I do think a cake a common cause; a test of y.ou hear what is asked ? When is made with water is apt to seem a litwhether we, the people, a.re caP- your birthday?" tle looser and more fluffy in texture. able of making an honest and Prisoner (sullenly)-"Wot do you When I make this delicate white cake conscientious study of the big- care? You ain't going to give me I like to use part milk and part water. When you fold in the egg whites try gest public question yet to be nothing." not to release the air you have beaten presented to us for action. into them, because this air will act as A Conundrum · Is it worth a dollar to the in- "Father," said a little boy thought- part of the leavening and help to keep dividual citizen for him to be- fully, as he watched his parent collect the cake• fluffy. come honestly acquainted with his notes and arrange the slides for Al\IOS AND ANDY ARE GIVEN a parish entertainment, "why is it tlhe subject and prepare himself that when you spend your holiday in DEAD NUMBERS TO USE to vote on this .all important the Holy Land you always give a lan- When you are listening to a broadquestion? Will the people gen- tern lecture on it? You never do when casting sketch, and ont of the actors or actresses pretends to call a number erally rally to the standard of you have been to Paris!" by telephone, the number so called is this League? One Look Enough what is known as a "dead" number, The politician who was running for that is, it is a number which bas been reelection called upon a Quaker fami- furnished by the local telephone comA committee is the best known ly and asked the wife, who came to pany for the purpose. agency for killing action. the door, to see her husband. There is such an arrangement as "Have a seat and my husband will this in New York City between the • . see thee," the Quaker lady respond- New York Tele~one Company and A friend defines ·a politiCian a.s d the National and the Columbia Broada with too much bone in his e The politician waited several min- casting Networks, but once in a great head and too little in his back. utes but the husband did not show up. while an error will be made. Not so "I thought you said your husbansJ long ago, Amos 'n' Andy made use of The man who saves money is would see me?" he said. a "live" number, with the result that "He has seen thee," responded the a suscriber up in Harlem was deluged DO longer regarded as a miser. Quaker lady, "but he did not like thy with calls for Madam Queen and the BETTY C CKER'S , The Natural Gas Traveling Bungalow which has caused so much comment among residents of this territory is one o! the most unique forms or demonstrating the advan· tages of this modern fuel. The bungalow is operated under the auspices of the Natural Gas Companies in this territory, the Utah Gas and Coke Company, the Ogden Gas Company and the Wasatch Gas Company. The photographs above indicate the bungalow's attractiveness, both interior and exterior. The exterior is attractively designed, even to the point of the in- elusion of the front and back porch, and flowers add to the dignity of the surroundings. 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