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Show Page Two mE MIDVALE JOURNAL THf MIDVALE JOURNAL . Chevrons Weekly (Friday) Published by the Jordan Publishing Company, Inc. 186 N. Main St. Ph. Mid. 178 By Leonard Nason All business correspondence should 1le addressed to The Midvale Journal, Midvale, Utah. Terms of Subscription Per Year (in advance) .......- $1.00 Entered as second class matter at the postoffice at Midvale City, Utah, under act of March 3. 1879. Modern Job Printing Department maintained. All prices based on the Franklin Printing Price List. Advertising Rates Display, per column inch ..... $0.35 Readers, per line .. -----·--·-···- $0.10 IUuatrationa by IRWIN MYERS, D. S. C. Co,pyrleht by George H. Doran Company. WNU service ...................... CHAPTER V-Continued I Specialize in Watch and Clock Repairing All Work Guaranteed J. S. MORGAN 69 N. Main St. Midvale Utah Tite other officer, Harvey, !nuked nervously ut Connor and more nerv· ously nt Eadie and Juke. His eyes shifted here and there and he looked anything but comfnrta ble. As tor Ea· die, he telt a little sick. 'l'here was notl.tng that be and Jake could do. C'onnor had a witness and Eudie wusn't sure but whnt Connor coulcl shoot htm on the spot if he refused to go with him. Complaint could ot course be made once Eadie returned to his battery, but thnt would oval! nothing now. Juke said nothing. 8adle was the sergeant and It was up to hlm. The other ollicer muttered sometltlng ahout being tn a hurry. "Well, are you coming?" oskeo Connor. "There's nothing else we can do." replied Eadie. ''Sir I" barked Connor. Eadie re· malned mute. "Sullen devil, that," remarked Con· nor, turning to the other officer. Ue lerl the wuy down the rood a llttlr way. Three enlisted men stood up as he approached. They were wet, pins tered wilh mud, their eyes haggard Each one had two huge coils of tele phone wire across hi$ shoulders. "Each ot you take two C(•lls ol wire,'· directed the officer to Jake and Eadie, "nnd follow me. I wouldn't try to run otr. That's a little friendly ndvlce. March In the rear, llarvey. and keep an eye on them." "Eadie," whispered Jake, "you think we're goin' up near the front?'' "Sure are," said Eadie grimly. "Then by G-d I know a name that's gotn' to be In the next casualty list an' It nln't mine, neither I" "Now don't go shootio' that ot!lcer," said Eadie. "That's not the thing. t won't have lt." Fie walked a way In stlem·e. ",\ better way would he to wall untll he's asleep and then we'll tie him to his bunk with a little of this wire, trickle some gasoline O\'er ltlm, then you and I snap cigarette butts at him until we set blm alight." "Man!" exclaimed Jake. "Where do you get your Ideas? I wtsb to I was educated. I<Jver since I met you I been sorry I never finished grammar school." "What outfit you guys out of?" asked one of the other men. Be groaned beneath the weight of two huge coils of wire. "Seventy-ninth Field," answered Eadie. "Where ore you tr<.m, the same?'• "We belong to the Slgunl corps," said the tall wire stringer, "attached to an' formln' part of the rootln', toottn' Third Field Artillery brigade." "You guys was too easy I" Inter· rupted another wire stringer. Whynchn tell him to pound sand?" "How the b-1 could they?" hotly demanded the tall man. "Didn't he have 'em by the nose? Direct dlso· bedlence an' the other shavey for a witness. In the face o' tile enemy. too. Mao, I know all about military ....................... , .................. 0 &E ELECTRIC SERVICE • ElectriciansComplete Auto Service RADIO SUPPUES Phone 272 25 East Center Midvale, Utah Successful men are always particular about hair cutting and sh#lving. We Cater To Successful Men. A Trial Will Convince You. Call Today I MIDVALE BARBER SHOP ......................... • .. + . . . . . * ........ . MIDVALE FEED and SEED STORE All Kinds Of Mash, Feed, Eggs, Potatoes and Flour ........................ Midvale - - • lltah School nurse say:· all girls should know this ~ ;}jtj.,:.:;;,·:~'f.® ."'''! ... ~ ·' I -12- law.~ "What's all tbls?" demanded Eadie. "What are you two chewing the fat about?" All the men began to explain at once just how low, bow unspeakable. how ripe for death by slow torture l.leutennnt Connor was. They told 11ow the detail nod shrunk, one man diving Into a dugout, another ducking Into n ruined house, a t11lrd Jumping a truck, others mingling with passing troops, and as soon as Connor dlscov· ered a man's absence, tbe others would be turned about and taken back to tile scene. The only result ALKING to a roomful of hi.-' school girls on personal hygiene of the search would be the finding ot an experienced di~trict nurse said: the man's wire, which be had promptly "One of the basic rules of health !01 abandoned The time finally nrrl¥ed girls is to keep the system functionin: when the men had respectfully pointnaturally at all times. Normal exercise ed out to l'onnor that !bey could no and diet habits shouid be encouraged longer ronttuue to march unless they But when nece:.. ary there's no harm ir had assistance In carrying the wire, taking nujol, since it works mechani· eally and can't disturb the norma· since euch man was laden with a functions of any orv,an of the body. double and even treble load. Particularly with girls, there a~e time! "An' about then," observed Jake, when nujol should al\\·ays be taken "his engle eye fell on us." Take a ~poonful c \'cry 11ight for a fe>1 ''Yon sulci It I" agreed the others. days. It's a thoroughlysafaand hrm· "Who's lite other?" asked Eadie, In· 11'88 method. It won't cause distress 01 gas pains or griping." !llrntlng the younger officer. Nujol is different frum any other nub"Namc'8 Harvey. lie ain't a bad stance. It contains no drugs or medl· sort, but Connor ranks him. He was eine. It can be taken safely no matte1 to be observer an' Connor was to lay how you are feeling because it is 8( the wlr~. Well, I'm bettln' Mr. Bar· pure and harmless, and works su ,·ey takes his foot in bls hand an' goes Every woman should keep L awn v like the rest o' the boys." Every drug!rist has !hi: Get the genume "That's whut you oughta done." ob served a muddy stringer. "!5o soon as you seen him lookin' at you or even sooner, ynu oughln squattered to h-1 Another Way to Do It minister preaclliug his Sunday across them fields as tight as you '-•mlng sermon was aware that a could go." "We couldn't," said F.udle. "He number of his rongregatlon not listening to his talk. During knows us. lie's one of A buttery·~ hour the janitor stepped to the ot!lcers and we's out of thnt battery." "Is that where he blew In from7' olAtrnrm and suid, "Dr. Van Cleve, muttered the others. "Well, be's been church Is on fire." The minister deliberately closed bls keep!o' close to the cellar entrance saying, "Vt>ry well, William, o' the first battalion P. C. since ye!lyou. Perhups you can wake up terday a. m." They walked on a way In silence, congregation." leaving the road and striking otT orross the flelds. Connor led the way, ~si<lng directions of walking-wounded they passed from time to time, and "BIIftonholer Coming'' finally they entered a small grove of Mother bad told Marjorie, age four, weods. where the brush was so thick when grandmother came she th&y were forced to go tn single file. sew some buttons on her drel!l Eadie walked with bowed head, shift. work some buttonholes. log the wire from one shoulder to the A few tiays later when she was In- other. He was terribly tired, and was that her grandmother would beginning to tl! hungrv again. He that day she said, "Ob, goodie, was mad. His mind held no othPr button and buttonholer Is comlq." . thought. He was Just plain mad. And wh4UI be got back to the battery T • he was certulnly going to turn this Connor person ln. Suddenly a bend In the path brought Eadie Into the presence of a great many drawn-faced, muddy men. Connor was there, and Uarvey, and a number of other officers, also man' doug()boys with bayoneted rifles. There were some wounded, too. It did not need Eadie's front-line experience to see that these men bad recently been fighting, and hard. Connor was In conversation with one of the offi· cers. "It's useless to go any farther," Eadie heard one of the new ofllcers say. "But Is there anyone up there?" asked Connor. The officers all looked at each other. "Well, we don't know,'' said one. "There was an order from the brigade to retire. The chances are that there are still a couple of companies up there that ha¥en't got brains enough to come out." "In that case," said Connor, "we'll be on our way.'' "\\'hua," cried all In one breath Three or four officers and half a dozen e!lllstPd men began to explain to Connor that It was Impossible to go any farther. That just beyond the woods was a stretch of open country onder direct observation, not only from a ridge In front, but from the bills on the east bank of the Meuse. EadiP and Jake thankfully put down their coils of wire and sat ou them, but they reckoned without their officer. "I have orders;'' sald Connor, "to lay this wire to the advanced units 80 they can ask for artillery Hre when they want lt, and so thnt they can dl reef the lire upon anything they please. Airplanes can't see because of the fog and IJalloons get shot down as soon as they go I'P· so wire com· munlcatlon Is necessary and esseu· Ual." •'Well, don't be In a rush," spoke up one of the otllcers. "If there Is anyone In front of os they will e buck here pretty soon. There's no use laying wire and then pulling It liP al!ain. You'd only get bnlf wuy out and meet them coming back." Connor seemed to besitn te. "What do you think, Harvey?" asked be, turn. ing nrCiund. No answer. "Harvey," cried Lieutenant Connor again. He looked here and there. A group of Infantrymen were parceling out an 0. D. shirt for cleaning rags. Another cleaned a machine gun under cover of a shelter-halt No sign of Mr. Harvey. Connor strode back along the muddy cowpnth to the busb that hid the turn. On the other side of the bush was a further vista of wet woods and muddy path. There was no Mr. Harvey and there were no wire· stringers. Just beyond the bush on the ":round were six large coils of telephone wire. Lieutenant Connor went back to Joke and Eadie wltb his lip pouting more than ever. The two latter sut on their coils of wire with faces tre!' of guile. "Do you know where Mr. Uar\"ey Is?" asked Connor. "No, sir," replied Eadie, quietly. Connor was about to say something more, but as be glanced toward the group of officers with whom he hnd be~n talking he saw that they were . grinning broadly. Many of the In fantry bad stopped work and were regarding Lieutenant Connor wtth amusement. 'fhe lieutenant's lip came out another quarter of an Inch. "Pick up your wire, you two," said be, "and follow me." With never a glance to right or lett, he stalked forward. As he passed the group of officers a gray·balred man stepped out and took Ills arm, walk· lng alone beside tilm. "Listen," said this officer In an undertone, ··you told Harvey that these two men were a couple of bard tickets. You've been cursing them ell tbe morning. What do you suppose they'll do to you when you get up there \n the woods with them alone? You'd better stay here with us for a bali hour or so. The advanced units are all falling back l:larvey'll be back In a mtnnte or two blmselt Be's just gone for a tittle walk." "To b-1 with Harvey and you, too!" replied Lieutenant Connor. The older officer went away without an swering. Tbe tlu·ee men started forward through the woods, Jake unrolling hi~ coil behind blm. They passed a mu· chine gun, an Isolated sentry, anct then In a step or two came to the edgt> of the woo<ls and saw before them o long stretch of bill and meadow thai faded out of sight behind drifting curtains of rain. Here they baited. Lieutenant Con nor put down bls own wire and looked soberly enough at the Held tn front of them. It was deserted, but thut was no sign that hostile eyes were not watching. There was a lot of ar tion tn that waste of wnod anti meadow. A man bad but to close tts eyes to Imagine himself at home In n busy section of a great city. There was a continuous rattle as or heavy vehicles over cobb1estones, an endless stream of them, some moving swiftly. others at n deliberate walk. Over· head was the rush and roar of thP elevated, a train moaning out of thl' distance and clattering by every minute. Occasionally one heard the caw or a klaxon, as though It were In the next blo<·k. and tben man.v more would answer It, like a flock uf ~row~ in a cornfield, or a crowd of angry rhnuff'eurs delayed by a traffic t>ollct>· man. What a shock to open the eye8 again on lonely field, and fnr·o way woods, anrl the slanting rain, and never a sign of road or house or man I There was a sudaen crackle from the underbrush that madl! tbe three men jump. .vrbere's a gun In there I" cried the lieutenant. He took two steps otr the path and there, In a depression of the ground, were two men, covered with a shelter half, from one of which tbel! helmets protruded and from the other end a thin black rod, a rod that vi· brated and coughed and emitted a light blue haze. "Shut otT that gun!" shouted thr. officer. The nwn paid no heed, hut the clip running through at that se,• ond the gun stopper! perforce ann the olflcer coulrl ntnkl' hlmsPif hear(l. "What are ,ruu sluwtln~ at?" he crlerl "Titem wnuds." rpplied th~ gunnet over bis shnuldPr "Are there boche LD those woods?" asked Connor. "We atn·t studyln' whether there are or not," answeJ•ed th~ gunuer. "We got to keep warm, anyway." "Stop Hrlng !'' said l'uunor crlspl! "You've no right to wuste ammunl· tlon to warm yourselves. I'll see that your unit commander knows of this Where Is th~> P. C. here?" "There ain't none," said the gun ner sullenly. "'l.'here's a liue o' guu" along the woods here with ord~rs tu keep up a tire across the Held so the bache <'an't form for no uttark. The P. C. Is back at the telephone cen tral." "You aren't .shooting at the field; you said you were shooting at the woods." "Well, there's troops over there that way," repli<'d the gunner. "Oh, G-d !" groaned b:a(lle. II~ watched the lieutenant turn on(l l~llt• through the dripping brush to a place where he could survey t11e Held care· fully, The sergeant thought of the time he hnd shut his e.ves and lmag. lnerl himself in n great rity, The rat· ttlng \'ehlcles were machine guns. the elevated trains shells, nnd the clam orlng auto borns gas warnings. The fields might appeur to be deserted and the woods lonely, hut th~rt' were men there, enough to populate any great city, two millions ·of men. and e\·ery one of thew equipped lO kill his fellow. "Come on." whispered Jake, ''let'~ you nn' me duck now. We can jump Into the brush and be goue. He ain't looktn', he's gnwktn' at the tleld.'' "Naw,h obJected Eadie sadly, "he knows who we are. Those other birds were foolish enough to pull out. It'll be their neck If be gets back and tums them ln.~ "I've been thinking It's going to be our neck, too, when we get back. The Infantry sure mode a big advante during the night. We must be a mile Friday, March 23,1928 reac·hed R Inn~ Arm from his pit an·! gathere(l them In '"l'le your wire onto the other end of that man's cull und !(o ahead. Only tul;e one coli Rplece," directed the otll· cer. TliPn lie led 1he wuy to the erlge of the tield. Crossin~: that field was a lot like tuklug 11 cold hal h, the worst part ot It wus g~ttiu;.~ In Endle 17US to lead. m><'nlling hi~ wire. and Juke, whose C(oil wns nearly goue, wus to fnllow Lust of all clltlle the ot!lrr1 with un•,tl•er ('oil. The tllree of th~n• la.v down and wriggled out tn1o till! wet grass, (.;ndie pushing his cull n( wire nheucl of him, und then turnlu;: over It and drugging It after hlill as he sho,·ed himself along the gruuurl wilh Ills heels. The l'n!ln• ot his sllt'l;er alled us a IJimv and mud. bl!s of t:rass and watPr wurk~cl rtnwn his ne<"k. T!oe coli nf wire ('llllgLt In de· pt·essions ol the gromHl. It hecutue. tangled UJI(I kiuked. IHJI ~:artie could not sit up to ~u·uighl<•n It out The,f ltud scar~ely lefl rite wuuds when 1h~.v cruwled ulnng In the ~hclter of n rpry low fold In the ground. 11 fni(l not two reet high. Oirt hod hlown from rile top of thi~ fold Into En(lie's e~·e. It wus o ~teet wiud that had blown thut dirt, and fc.r thnt rea"'m ~:ndie kept ''ery close to the ground. llis hlood boiled nt the though! of the lteutf'nunt und the way liP unrl .Jill;e hurl been tricked into carr.vin~ tl1e wire. He rngerl and swnre lo hlmspit and forgot his fatigue rehearsing thP cnmplntnt he was goin~ lo make whPn hP t:ot back to the bnttPr~. They hod ahout six hundred yur!ls to go from the woods. six hmHIJ·eu yards of wet grass. shell holes nnd mud. The plnte wa8 strewn with blankets. pnrk8 nnd empty bandoliers. but ttwy pussed no bodies. uHalt 1" The three crawlln~ men compite(l. A far-away voice hnd called to them and the.v waited to see whnt the voice wou Id say next. "We're Americ:ms !" called F.udlP Hnally, wht•n the un~l'en mun hn•t mnde no further remarks. "<'ome In," called n new volre. ·•Keep your hands where we cnn see them. Swing to your right 8 lttlle way and you'll Hnd a ditrh." Eadie rolled over. scrambled little way and sure enough found a de~p ditch Into which he could roll anll stand upright Jake Joined htm and then the lieutenant. 'l'hey move•l cautiously along the ditch and founr. thems~lves coJ, ft'lmted h.v half a rlozPn unshaven doughboys with t!xed bayn nets. · "Where the h-1 do you guys tloluk you're goln'7" asked one or the un shaven. "Enough ot thut !" snapped Lieu· tenant Conuor "I'm an omcer." "Oh. he'~ an olliter," said another nnsha\'en. "Well. take 'em all up to tile lonteuaut. Just leave lhnl wtrt! here. huddle." ~~lt<lle d1·opped his 1\'lte and, escort ed by four of the six unshoven. he and Jake and the lieutenant rollnw~d the ditch until they cnme to a roan, Into which they turned . This road went over a hill as a surcingle goes over a sad(!le, and two banks, one like the pommel and the other the cuntle, stnrk up on either side. The tteld thnt the men had · crossed was a plntPau. tor the road plunged away on one side to the vat. ley of the Meuse. and took nn abrupt drop to a dry wuter cou•·s~ on the other side. The saddle itself was a hundred yards or so Inn~ and this hundred yards was tfllerl with ml'n. all husy di!!glng themselres holes In the side hill. There was 8 dressing sta· tlon, o row of clny·fnced wounded. and another row of men rovered with blankets. F.udie, unnhle to restrain the temptation to tonk. glanced at the shoes that stul'k out f~nm under the blankets. Thl'fe were a dozPn pairs of shoes ami only two were hobnailed. Suddenly the guards hnlred and Ea· die found himself ronrrontlng a sol· dler who sat ognlnst the bank, hts reel braced on the edge nf the ditch. This tRHn was shn,·ed. hut his nnre expensive uniform was ragged and stained with yellow mud. There wPre little struggling threads or silk nn collar and shoulder strop where the ornaments nnd rnnk Insignia had heen cut awuy. " "What's thls7" asked the man. took· log up at the new('nmers. "They was sneakln' arross the Meld an· we hruug 'em In," explained tile guard •'Well ?'" ·•we·re n wlre·layin' detnll from the artillery," explained Lieutenant Con· nor. "I have been directed to lind the foremost Infantry unit of the Fourth division. I assume this Is it. If It Isn't. I T!IUSI go on.'' "The t<nurth dirlsion ?' ' aied F.ndle. "\Ve don't belong to the Fourth, WI' belong to the Third. Why, the Fourth have gut artillery of their own! The i7tb Is with th~ t<ourth. our old brother outfit from Ethnn Allen!" The sergeant paused, for the eyes of nil were on hlru, especially those of the man on the hank. "Would you like to see a doctor?' asked the latter. "It you're feeling Jumpy or seeing douhle or nn~·thlng-" F.adie shook his ltcnrl. Even os II" spoke se,·ernl lhings hnd hecome clen• to him. TltP. lnfuntry that be an·l Jake bad heen with the duy before hnd not mnde a tremen1lons a(lvance, but he und Juke had ugaln wan.lered across the line Into the right division's seetor, and were nuw with ln· fantry from that didsioo. !>till, the wire stringers hnd belonged to Eadie's hrlgnde. y,hll·h would mean thnt 1111! brigade \l"as now hncl<lng up the Fourth Instead of their own d!1·lsion. That would also explain why no reiiPf h~d been sent to Eadie. There bad been a switch during the night, and probably Bnldy and Short Mack had been rushed out to the new dh·lslon. Well, they were here now, and must mnke the best of it. a "What Do You Suppose They'll Do to You When You Get Up There In the Wooda With Them Alone?" or more farther north thun we were when we left the lines last night. Sup pose we'd gone back and reported thf front ltne ni such a place and It was a couple or three miles farther north! Boy, the Old Man would have hnd H rush of words to the mouth I" "Let's go another clip. .Joe." sat<t the machine gunner. Joe aecnrdlngt~ inserted a clip and when Its length had clattered through the gun, tlw two men In the bole sigherl luxu riously. "What's all the comfort about? askl'd Sadie. The machine gunners grinned. The~ were absolutely hidden In their hole, only their necks protruding from the shelter ha It "We got our shelter halt set u,, around the gun," said the loader, "an when It gets chilly we Just let a clip go and the barrel heats up under the tent. It's got steam hent stopped a mlle. An air-cooled gun ain't so bnd tn the winter lime." "Boy," agreed the gunner, ·~et Davey do his damnedest. We got a system here we're gonna get a patent on when the war Is 0\-er. nato an snow ain't nothln' to us. Looklt, you better get o doctor for thut Ioney of yours; he's clean ofT his nut. It I~ wasn't so comfortable In this hole I'd. get out and give him a stomn('h full o' teeth. You could be witnesses he went hugs an' tried to kill us." "He's harmless," said Jake. "He ain't got nothln' the mntter with him except he was horn with o overgrowth o' bone In the head an' he ain't heen ohle ro get shut or It since.~ The conversation eniled then. for the lieutenant came hark. "Pick up your wire, you men," said the lieutenant. "There are troops out there; they'\·e got a blinker going.' Sure enough, on the far side of the field was a pJie light that winked and flickered In the dotg and dashes nt the Morse coile. There were troop• out there with n portable bnttery and a signaling lamp and they were senil log hack detnlls of their position. "Come on !" said the lieutenant ·'Where·s thnt sergennt ?" "Uere !" answered Eadie. He canoe crashing through t11e brush from o short distam·e away, stowing som~ thing In bis slicker oorl;et "What's !hut?" barked tile otlleer. "I picked up a couple of cans of benos and some canned r.offee O\'er there," explained Eudie. "I saw q rille sticking up butt foremost nn•1 thought there might be a little entln~ matter arounil." Be nodded In th? direction ft om which be had <.'om e. where several rille butts showed above the bushes. 'fhe bo!l!es of men who tail In wheat or high brush ar~ so marked, so that the burying detnU can find them. "Do you mean to say you plundered some bodies for that food 'I" cried the olflcer. "Why, no. It 1\"as In bls baversark and-" "l'ut It down l" "-the)·'d tnken ofT his patk to see how bad he wus hit. I wouldn't toue11 a stiff' for a cartload of canned beans: Eadie drepped the can and Hshe!l two more f1·uru his pockets, whicb be also dropped. The machine gunner (TO BE CONTINUED.) Retaining Youth Youtb Is not a time In life; !t Is a state of mind_ People grow old only hy deserting their "!!Ienis and by outgrowing the consciousness of youth. Years wrinkle the skin. but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. fou are an old as your clouhl; your fear; your despair. The way to keep young Is to keep your faith young. Keep your self-confidence youn~~:. Keep your hope youog.-Excha11ge Chinaman First to Put Out Dictionary The first extended dictionary of the English lunguuge was published in l7:ia, representing the monumental ta bor ot Samuel Johnson, who died De cember l 2, 1784. Doctor Johnson's dictionary, whkh occupied mauy years of his life, w:1• the most remarkable ltork of its kind erer produced by a single persuu Noah Web~;ter's Amertcnn dlctlonun was first published in 1828, and Wor ce~ter's English dictionary appearen In 1800. The first dictionary compiler w:" Pa-Out·She, a scltolarly gentlemun of Cathuy, who flourished about 1111~1 B. C. I.Je perfected a standnrd dir tionary of tl1e Clline;.e language, tl•e same contulning about 40,000 chamc· ters. One Julius Pollux compiled a GrN•k dictionury about A. D. 177, and pre· 1·ious to this date (nhout 100 B. C.) one Varro made up a Latin one. A polyglot dictionary In eight language; was comt>iled nbout 1500 by Catepini a Venetian friar. Vauglas edited the llrst French dictionary, Issued by thr French academy In 1604. A Spanish one was Issued in 1726, an ltnlian in l'i20 and a Husslau one in 1780. Big Executives Have Their Own Troubles Amo& It Bump, assistant general sales engineer of the Klllzem Hat· Trap Associates, Inc., was concentrot· lug. Upon his nice, clean desk was n Dice, clean pad, and upon that pad tn a nice, clean hand Mr. Rump was writ· lng. Ile pnused and surveyed what he had writteu. Then lle wrote again. Miss Wlnce, bis secretary, padded Into the room. "Mr. Schill'!mel, of Schimmel, Schim· met, Schimmel & Schimmel, ts here,'' she whispered. ''He has a luncheon engagement witb you." ~lr. Bump groaued. He hated having a train of thought derailed. "One Interruption after another," he growled. "How Is a man to find time to solve his problems?" And he stumped out to greet Mr. Schimmel. Upon that desk, on that nice, clean pad, exposed to the gaze of those who cared to obsene, lay the fruit of Mr. Bump's morning endeavor. And this was the message, rending from left to right: "Amos R. Bump-A. R. Bump -A. Remington Bump." Silk lndu1try Old According to Chinese records the filament produced by the sllkwl·rm was first successfully woven hy ~I· Ling-Chi, empress of Chinn, In 2i!Kl B. C. It was not until the Sixth cen· tury that the art of mntdng silk wn~ lntrodurerl In Europe. In l!'fl.l Jnuw' 1 brought the silkworm nncl the mul berry tree Into l~nglnn!l und slull'tl~ after this the Company of \'lrginl:l was formed by 11 gi"ClUfl of EnglishllJO'Il to promote the silk lndust1·y In the United States. The first experiull'lll met with disnster. ~'our years later. influenced by the crown. the colnniul leglsluture pa~sed an act rrquirin;; ten mulbeny trees to be plauted "" every hundred ncres. Tl1ere wns n line for negll'ct uf thi~ dut .v :tntl u premium for everr p(•IIIHl of silk I'"' l!ut•ed. J.:;a~tha ~ Drf_eade's KITCHEN COUNCIL \Ybat's a housewife's time worth 1 Some say not much but the American Bu renu ot Economic Research say~ real money In dollars ami. cents. ,,· .. onling to the bureau the average h••t~eJ..eeper does ~1.731.43 worth of "'( :k a year-almost eqnals the aver· llfe man's salary. , Interpret that IL terms or our oountry's wealth. Well it is esttmaterl that ninety-five per cc~t of Amerlcn houaewiY€S do their own housework and in this war .. old $18,000,000,000 to the income of the country. Ilou~ekeep!ng must be au important industry-certainly it'& a goo J big sound investment. If we cons!der time to do housework in 'ums of money, then surely it's wor~!l savlng. Time saved and rein· YEStP.d in worthwh'le liesure must bt) inter-est compounded. Let's see wbat saves lime. 1 MclSt of us tire ourselves out becsu;;~ we want to do everything. Tired heads and h:tnd~ don't save time. l"resb one;; are alert, quick anti accurate and accomplish twice as much as tired ones. A goc,J rule for the holillays i~ "keep re<trd." Plan to do just t110se thin~s that seem most impor: ant to you cand your family and do the!ll t'h rasiest and best way. There are lots of way~to ~1vc time in the kitchen. Lots of the lhir.,;s la 1 are easy to coo!• :· : e j us t t.s ;;<>Od as ti e on,;; thnt are b~rct to rn::ke ao:t a :ot o( the old di;;:ICs can be made in half ·he t~me. J i\'by sp enJ a day and night m2k ng 1Jre3d, if :he s:une hr ·1<1 br .. ad v \ ll ht mac:e in less than four hours"' Just get the latest mNhod and give It a fair tr·,~t. Talu biscuits, fur lnstance, if th e family likes delicious hot h:scuit;, a~Hl mo:,t families (lo. Yoll ro.n make a p'an of biscuits for break[Bt in half the usual time, jnst about three m:n. utes to he acc·urate. if you p~eJ•re the j,ry lr:gredlent~ beforehand. :.reasure two quarts or eight cups or sifted flour and sift three times with sixt en :eve! J,easpoons or five level tablespoons of baking powder an~ !our teaspoons of salt. That's enougb flour, bal;ing powder and salt to make biscuits four times for a family of fi\"e about forty-eight biscuits. Put this flour mixture away in a tightly ~overeu tin can. It's as ea>y as pie to add the shorteulng antl milk and ma't hiscuits for breakfast Write me whenever I can be >Jf help with J>our baking -Martha Meade, Hom~ Service Bureau, Sperry Flour Co., 'an Jo'r.1ncisco. .... ..•mac.h and in: ... .... ·"•t.ioks and dt..o· ·····.l" ..·~ rlt•e to teP"''-· · ·· ts • notnan a safe .. ·e iJ:r - .... ln•··· ..•. ·- :h.ildren's La~aU\"t·. 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