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Show THE l\HDVALE JOURNAL AND MURRAY EAGLE That one reporter recently found current happenings so dull that he wrote a piece about Grover Cleveland Bergdoll. ***** That the girl stenographer at the Journal ofice gave us -a handy little comb the other day dedicated to the "'be:;t little town in the w.,st." Call and ask for one, anytime. ***** That those two At·kansas men who killed each other in an argument over a passage of scripture have probably got it straight by this time. ***** That the "spellbinder" over KSL iast Saturday night wants the U. S. o go down and whip Mexico and let 'lim and his gang back there in safe~Y to rob the poor Mex. ***** That if you haven't got a radio see Booth Mere. You can buy it on time 1mt they'll get after you in due time if you don't pay for it. ***** I That Evans Woollen .of Inrliana is ;uggested as the Democratic candidate for President, but we doubt that he would appeal strongly to the cotton belt. ***** ~C)~~~~--------_-E_L_E_P_~_A_N_T_4_A_N_0_.&!0~~-~C-K___T_U_6__0_F_~--A-~~~~~-~~----~--~~~~ ,-r ~ Graham 13roth-ei's truck with Its 3!1-40 b~wet engine recentl)' ehanengeil a big clrc'tls elephant to ' \lug of war. Who won? The Judges ot the alt".a ar, •CUI argutng about that because the chain broke after eac.t. Vlcw.-v. But 1ollowlng the affray, the truck went about Its work ,r the contestants had appeared on the verge ~~ ~l ~~ at of transporUng circus supplles at a Sl!eed of 35 m.Uea lUl hour :~YhJ.!e th~ e!eP-hanJ! [UD.bled o~ ~!' rate of two ~ea an w bo~. t That one of the boys at the local printery smiled when I asked him where a local groceryman got his dodgers. It was a knowing smile. So I figured there was a nigger in the woodpile somewhere and let the matter drop. **** l'n:.t I a~;.eu the !veal pnnter what 'I hat upon second look we are glad That according to a rumor the Civic inhell he workt.J ni~;llt and t:.1y tor to note that it was Whiskery, not Club have challenged the Lions Club .mu J.~ :;all, C<t.lS( h;; liked the town. whiskey, that won the Kentucky der- .o a baseball game for the suppers. (By the Stranger, Midvale's highest But that won't last long. lt's htke:, by. Oh! What a slaughter the King of ,ots of money to rn:~ke a man \, ork all salaried reiJOrter, in disguise). Beasts will get in this mix up. ***** night and all day. That according to the noises last **•** Thursday evening that Utah Power ***** That we shall run this column weekThat a certain species of AustraThat speak~rJg of u. p1ta1 panish and Light employee must have had ly beginning with this issue. . :an apple tastes like a cucumber, and .nent, it <ipp_:a,, thut · murd :ru-.:; are more friends than he thougl1t he had. of,all this confirms our suspicion that ***** .. mwst unammously agau :;i It. the Garden of Eden was not located That it is written by a man about **** * * * * * the spend to cold rather is it That in Australia. town, who keenly observes and notes That thosa Chicago bandits who night in the Canyon in a cabin withthings of interest, both local and for• *** robbed a giue factory were no doubt out doors or windows. That I have been patronizing the eign, which the casual observer does experienced stick-up men. fellows who advertise for the last few not catch. **** think too much weeks and I find they are more wide girls modurn That * * * * to* the n~wspa- of the material, according to a divine. * *comment with- That m~ r~ieH!nt.:~ * * his That we publish awake and have better goods to sell out comment and assume no liabili-1 ~er and pnntmg bu,timess ~cca.,wnally But they don't use such an awful lot. at better prices than their non-advercomes from the fad that .l spent f!fty or responsibility therefor. tising pessimists. But this is true ***** I ty years of my life in it. ***** That we hear that the local news- the world over. ***** That the only person who can de-l paper will put on a subscription cam***** That we wnte something that nel- paign soon, and give besides their exmand and obtain his name, will be a That if Henry Judd Gray had used regularly qualified magistrate who has ther rhymeR nor_ .makes sense, . and cellent paper, $G.OO worth of prem- that sash~weight on the reporter who summoned us before him in legal we suspect that Its modern poetry. iums, for for $1. Stubborn people first described him as a "dapper little ***"* procedure for the purpose of obtainwon't take it anyhow, just to be dif- corset salesman ' we might feel differrrhat it appears to mu that liidvale ferent. ing "Mr. DID-YOU-KNOWS" name. ently toward him. is overlooking a good bet when sh( ***** *** ** •**** That people in all walks of life fails to purchase the land to the north the sprounted that critter the That not talk to strangbetter you That should also be able to jump quickly of the Steel Mills and start a real first appendix pi'obably never knew ers around town else I may have some city park, .with lago{)n::., golf links, and far. ball grounds, tennis courts, beautiful what a. legacy he left to the surgical thing in my column next week about profession. you. Mum's the word. That the quality of printing in Mid- 11ower gardens, etc. In a few years ** *** vale is much improved since the blue this valuable piece of g1·ound \vill dou ble in value. That Lindbergh says money don't dodgers came to town. W. C. Miller, Merle E. Brown and boiher him, but he'll have a helluv·a ***** * * * * * That I ask the editor of the Jour- time keeping away from it the next Leon Rasmussen of the Midvale ElThat Lady Astor says having a hus few years. ders Quorum were the speakers at band is a full time job. And how a- nal why in the world ht> didn't write said he and stuff interest human more the sacrament meeting held Sunday bout being one? ***** he owed so much he couldn't leave That we jcked about Que~n Marle, evening. The singing was furnished **** That Aimee's bobbed hair might be town and he wa~n't ready to die yet. d. fled King George, and put the king by the choir and a trombone solo was of bootleggers in jail. 'l'hat for your given ·by C. A. Bailey. * * <I< * * better off if she had let the kidnapwhat man business a asked I That royalty. old ers snip it. he thought about the oil refinery at ***** •**** That the Lions Club, Civic Club That being a newcomer in town I Welby and he said he didn't know have just discovered the reason for anything about it, but knowetl it would and Expansion Club were well repre,,ented in the· Memorial Day parade. its tremendous growth. Everybody is 'nt ever amount to anything. ***** mad at everyone else. *** * coming to Midvale at road the That that yesterday just heard I That ***• * intersection is now Street State the a bread, for fit not is flour Midvale That New York Me~senger boy who was walking rapidly aroused suspi- baker iold me so, and I also heard that in wonderful slmpe for a terrible accion and was arrestee! for burglary. people won't use Midvale bread be-~ c;dent. Road offici·tls responsible for cause the loav~s are not the· right this excellent death trap should be ***** Wonderful spirit of co-opera- complimented on their cold bloodedshape. That the time is now at hand ior 1 ness. the annual bidding on County print- tion I find everywhere. ing. DDYOU KNOW l ftn\) ~T r<ally can't ::>f\'ord a good library go to tl1 · Public Lib.-ary. That's what it i, fer or s.ay at home from a few chows and buy yourself some good boo'·s or saYe your m0n2y and subscribe for a good magazine. Now, folks, let's read ~ood books, \1 c he.c wiu, r ..~ 1li. :1 tile rourc1 .md enjoy them ourselves and aiso help 1 la-,t es ..;ay in t~l (\ r mJn•lY C'i lu C5 our community. Come, let's read say cont.:st. ~hL .<. u h p i:r..: w,:s better books. It will h~lp us. won by }! arg-an.t Ptt>r.'llJ, o: M rivaL, 7 A Grade, :td ivll<Hv>: ~~~ I ~L~a» BLTTER BOO£{ Bot.~~s are k..(' .. ""~ L,.) I:\ I ,~ ~ t .... l3oo:-;s are y.-.le-3 tv 1..., l .~ HOM£ r /s t easu.~ _ or ., . asur· ; U;jJTY CLUB ~~EETS AT BUnG ON H0~1E Books are Il.ltl·~ tt at LlpW< ,, IE-l !, Books arc 1 r,t 1111.~. l.A mr, 1l" u; r{ ,hl Mr~. Alice Burgon was hostess to members of the Unity Club Friday 1> ~r;.;on~~ \vh ... a ...·e tl1 .H:..," tu 1 nt After the business hour painty reare pl:ople who rea 1 m ....r; t;Jod ovuk freshments were served to Mrs. JesTravel s a V<I:V ev '!.'In, tung L... l :;ic Bcnett. Mrs. Carrie Coomber, Mrs maJ;y p opl€ '' 'w havl n'. t. ' 1.1 !' . Lavina Fenslermake"r, Mrs. Golda to tra"l'el can ''sit ll'IIlY cmntnu bj SofTe, an<l Mrs. Otilla Brown. means of l;r,L .-.·. One way or i !Cl L r ,;r r be oks in th ~ ~k f\JL" .r.,c.vd hon~P is fer . . . h . . hlr'""n . . books for Christm..~::. a: .l IJ rth<.ay presents. A goc,d book is onE' you can read over and over again an I each time get something n:-w from it. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Woolf, of Cal aset be A certain ev-:.mng 1;h n,H ifornia who is visiting at the Woolf side for a sto1·y hour in tl,P ho;ne. home in Murray are receiving conThe more gcod book» you read the gratulations upon the arrival of a six more you want to read. lb. son. Mrs. Woolf was formerly Every home sho 1~ I haY' s •ne g'>flt! Bernice Yates of this ward. magazine.;. Two good magaz.in~s arc The Geopraphical :!\lagazine am! The Literary Digest. All great men have been interested in good book~. Good books have ma<le many men famous. President Lincoln is an example . His parents were poor and couldn't afford to educate him, but with his rl<:!raised on Eagle Brand termination he edut>ated himself t.hru Condensed Milk is meam of gond book;:. He didn't wast almost seventy now any time reading fooli.;h books but old. Since 1857 years read good educational books. -the safest of all in• Benjamin Franklin also became fafoods. fant mous from just reading good books. Don't waste your time reading trash. Get good pooks -~'rom which you receive k.nowlcdg-•, and alw get much plea,:;ure. From books you lear much about the world, the people, and CONDENSED Mli..K how different peop!{ live. If your parents are too poor and 1 j SON COt~ES TO WOOLF HOME 73~ I 1EAG1L!E BRAND ..USE WI ITE LILY FLOUR ••• • Suits Made to Order--Clothing Cleaned alld Pressed and Fully De_.. odorized We Call For And Deliver Telephone Midvale 107 ~ 109 Center Street Utah fdidvale HiCKS TAILORING & CLEANING CO. - * ** *** 'C'',..,1 the Memorial Day exercises ;n 1\.fidvale were both timely and appropriate. ***** That I received a paper from hom~ the other day and noticed that the picture show house there doesn't advertise because he has no competition •. •' Modern smokers demand quality and put Camel first THIS experienced age knows the good tobaccos it demands in a cigarette. And it has made Camel the greatest leader any age has ever known. Camel's choice tobaccos and its blending for smoothness and mellowness have made it supreme with mode n smokers. Camel today is world favorite, because· of quality. Camel was made to succeed in an age that knows merit. Just try Camels and you'll know why no other cigarette can compare with them. Let the choice of the modem world show you what smoking enjoyment can really be. "Ha..-e a Camel!" COURSE YOU CAN RIDE ON GOODYEARS Goodyears don't cost any more. In fact they cost a lot less in the end because of the unusually long and trouble -free mileage they deliver. We sell and service the complete line. Bring your tire problems to us for a money saving solutiog~-with Goodyears. BOOT Midvale • co. Utah ~ 1927, R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Colllpany, Wiusloll.Sal_, N, C, • |