| Show MISS TO TOWED WED ENGLISHMAN At Least Her Friend the Hon Mrs John Ward Says So HUNTING HER HUSBAND NOW Bishop BI hop of or London Amused by b Swear Words Social Swimmers Will Wl Ruse Enso EI Up UI n Bit Dt Special Correspondence Nov No 25 Miss Jennie Crocker and her great friend the Hon Mrs Irl John Ward are arc enjoying themselves thoroughly after their long bong separation The rhe very fiat thing Mrs Ir Crocker Crackel did when sho she arrived at Mrs Irs Wards was waa WI WIto to make a rush up to tho the nursery to tose see se Master Mater Ward who took to her at ot otonce once Am Art engaging spread 11 over his chubby chubb face fac which grew still sti wider I when ho lie caught sight of the tho exquisite Jeweled rattle which his hil Auntie Jon Jim Jennie nie had ha brought him All Al Mrs Wards girl friends are arc aunties to her son There her Is Auntie Aunte Pat Princess Princesa Patri Patricia Patrica Patricia cia ca Auntie Nellie Nele Miss Nellie Nele Post and BO so on Mrs Ward Vard has bIas made up tip V her mind definitely that her extra etra special pal Miss Crocker must marry a and able sho has her eye eyo on two or throe three very oly eligible young men Den for Cor the heir heiress ess for so 80 wo we understand Miss Crocker is One Ono of oC them has a I title tithe tte and one day will wi be bo an carl earl t would not be bo playing the game to say sa moro moore than that his father holds a very vory Important place piece In the kings household He dined with wih tho Wards to meet Miss Crocker the tho other night and from all al accounts everything went satisfactorily Mrs Ward Vard and Miss Crocker aro are Just now In Paris Palls looking round the shops generally Tho latter has baa ha a taste of oC her own In dress dres She Is la fond of white of old lace and nd of or simplicity In stylo style all al of ot which suit her he She Is also one of or the independent young oung women who say they the wont adopt the new stylo style of or hair hairdressing hairdressing dressing dresing WORST WORT BIRD BIRI IN LONDON LomON The Tho worst wort bird in London and that Is saying a good deal Is Mrs Ir parrot who goes everywhere ov with ith her herand herad herand and ad has ha an intelligence which Is al ni almost 11 most human This pretty feathered friend IK is of the tho grey persuasion and Sey speaks most distinctly and tho the cold coldness col colness coldness ness and antI deliberation of ot her hel often ofton em remarks suggest that she really realy knows what she sie Is saying Whoa When Yon Mrs Irs Ritchie was vas visiting a n country county house In the north recently which did not meet with the te approval of or Polly Poly she kept shrieking at tho the top of ot her voice voie How long are aro you going to stay in this rotten place Returning home It happened that the bishop of ot London was occupying a a seat set In the tho carriage in which were Mrs Ritchie and Polly Pol who kept exclaiming Well Wel this tills Is Hades HatIes of a hole hobo only Polly Poll put it more moro forcibly still stI It I is said that his lord lordship lordship lordship ship laughed hugely hugel and enjoyed Pol Pollys lys swearwords Later the bird said sId to the tho divine You must not kiss my 1 missus It I was WI this vivacious bird who ho was vas I so saucy to King Edward that he h never forgot her and never sees Mrs Irs Ritchie without making Inquiries for Polly Poly I 1 am nm am a suffragist sho said to the king Icing and a Jolly jOl good go suffragist too What are ne you 1 TO EASE UP A BIT The very ory latest of now clubs Is IE to tobo tobe tobe be bo tho the Take It I Easy Numbers of or the tIme smart set Bet say they aro are worn out by Iy the pace and thoy propose now to turn tUr the tables and take things thinS as a quietly as aa a possible Member Members must sign a pledge never to ta look at an aeroplane never to enter entel a a motor car cr of ot any de do description or travel on express trains The Tho Sedan Sean chair chai Is to be requisitioned by b members member of or the club chub as well wel as the as a used umed In Japan If I any member la is found saying that she Is la laIn In a hurry hur she will wi be heavily fined anti and ad if Ir the offense Is repeated she may ma marun run the risk of or being drummed out of oC tho the club cub There are no restrictions mado made In regard to dress dross save that if I a I member Is found to hurry hurr her hel dress dressmaker dressmaker maker mael she sho will wi be subject to a a fine All Al the clocks In the tho club will wi be bo kept a I quarter of an hour slow It I Is II pro proposed proposed posed to have rest restrooms restrooms rooms roms In tho the establishment Peace Ease Ee and Rest is the motto moto Numbers Number of men are arc clamoring to gain admittance and Ud several very vel ex ox exalted alted aled personages are ae interested In iii this now new club among others tIme the Duke and antI Duchess of at Hamilton Lady Lay ough ought Lady Craven Crven and amid the Countess of Ilchester The dowager queen of Sweden Sween a 0 notoriously notorious po lady Iud who resents beyond everything the rush of ot life Is said ald to have lave given her patronage to the latest fash fashionable organization Her Hel majesty Is II Just now in England taking things easy as sho she always does doc more mor or loss less whey over she sho Is THE WAY IT IS IN LONDON It IL I Is by no means meas In a fashionable square this now inow abode of our one and ad only Winston Churchill At tho the corner comor not only motor buses buloS but trains pass passI It I Is difficult to think why Winston and his beautiful wife wie took tok a house In Eccleston Square Squar unless It was that tho the future prime minister as many of or his friends regard him In a nt fit of good goodnature gd nature and Winston has these at nt attacks attacks tacks badly at thought he lie would take It off of tho hands of or Mrs Arthur Arhur A for tor whom It was wa a white ele ole elephant elephant after tIme the death of or her husband The rho To house houle was wn decidedly but the have havo spent a heap of ot money mooney on it Jt and brought it I quite Quito Agents Agent are arc saying that they expect great things for tor the square now that Winston Churchill has advertised It by taking a house there thore This Is la always tho the way wa In London this land of f snobbery Directly someone of distine Ion ton rents an abode abe In a quarter that thatIs Is doing downhill there Is a wild wid rush for Cor houses close cose by byThe b byThe The Te of or Square aro radicals pure puro and simple and anti It will bo be a cosmopolitan but an aim an eminent eminently ly iy Interesting crowd which will wi fore foregather foregather gather at their winter receptions Poets Poet of the time future never nover mind If they the are down at nt heel men of letters of to today to today day da with brains brIns and a future futuro states statesmen statesmen statesmen men cranks Interesting freaks meaks feaks great beauties and the thc et ct which go to 10 tomake tomake I make up tip the tho part party that Is really realy worth worthwhile worthwhile while going gol to will wi be there thore where wi wit flies fles and wisdom and nonsense are dis cs discussed discussed cussed cURed In the tho same sanie me breath However brilliant Sirs Mrs IS Winston re receptions rc may mn be they the wont beat bat thea thor held there by the tho a Becket In the past when everyone who was anyone In so society s society dot Intellectually and n ld artistically used to assemble |
