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Show V SATURDAY. DECEMBER 6, 1890. UiiDEK DAILY COMMERCIAL: k i fa a it-- BE HAPPY. WILL aV4 Capital T Will iSpscsal Wa&EXNtiTOB, T7 laulf "fa-. u . it U OTL'T taoatli ainca tha tutwrnea left na. and aireadj v ara piain fur them. Wbca ojutb adjourned after iu long Beaaio! - wa ooald get lion; UHsajrtit without it forevtraora. way abuot it then i-- sr If i itrj had h4 tst-i- l YoaMhaT great Utdj of onion and aaaart alecka fur tea r twelv yearn. But aanehow tlus capital city uuara-duraljdoll without oar friend of the Mate and hooaa. Th Ag Capital it a great aad maijrcifiont car of gkiuca and . U djoorcil T 1 ' a&aca. The hotel lobbiea are prarticaJly dfltertrd, and mo tha briJanJ grootna ' for which Washingtua hotel art noted . do out make op fur tha abeeoca of tha aialastnea. Tha clubs ara doll, and tha reataoraiiU aad ealea putitireiy op- pnmdv in their amptinoaa. Orer at tha hotel owned bj tha riot " president, where daring tha congnw atonal season one maj at any moment ' ' ran apon half a dozen or mora mm of rtosmfl of mn.nf mil rpntarirn try, two or threa lonely waiter now anooca while looking fur the gnceU that . nam or rarely coma. Uackmen aleep all day oa their boxea and moat of the night, became tha atataamen ara not kere to tir them up. Erra the aaloona - - axe doll and nninriting, for what ia tha ' indneament to a man to go ant and takea drink whan the aenatort and repreaantatirea ara not to be found practicing before the bar in the good old way? Oar . friends, the etataenien, bore na at timea, . to be tare, with their lung speech and their ineffable conceit and pentistent eelfinhnm, bat they aLa amaseaaand give n aumething to goasip about, and we cannot live without them. IX they will bat retain all will be forgiven. It woold be a pleasure eren to ane that " northern acnator who lirea within that . haadaome frama of Hi with all the haughtiuetia of a" prince In his castle a . . aenatorwho ia ao unfortunate as to be the most thoroaghly duliked man in all v . eongreea. lie ia really at hourt a pretty good fellow, bat an inordinate yanity and a few nnlucky inonneritans hare caused him to be generally detUL r This is the senator about whom the fol story is told: Last winter all tha lowing ' representatives of his party from bis state chanced to meet at a dinner. They . fell to talking of their oenators. "What " da yon think of Senator BlankT asked t one, "I think him an infernal ass," was - the reply, and with this every member ' of the party, one alone excepted, baa- tened to express agreement "I can't in- -' '4orse that," aajd one gentleman ; "that Knot all. ofJ.tr-- 1 agree" that Senator fflank is Afaaas, bat he ia not an infernal Hfl is an ethereal aas on ana who . : ia - tho blue empyrean of his , j"1 - t, mL tan.n, We aro lonely in Washing- -' ton, and eren this senator would be wel- omedback with genoino enthusiasm, And there is the senator who gets J drunk and ugly Tuesdays, Thursdays J . and ; Saturdays in the afternoons. We ' . jthonld be delighted to seo him, particu --v larly on Mondays, Wednesdays and When aober he is a good deal of a gentleman, but when drank or incan-- r deaoent for he never boils over or blazes out, bat simply gets red and quietly is one of the most uncomfortaaassy-h- fl ble men tn Washington to ran up against. Xnraasoaniortanatoas to be compol'ed to call on him on one ct his tri weekly local option days. He was sitting at his wn table, trying to eat his dinner. The members of his family were about him. ii,'t Hf meant to be polite to me, and asked me to step into the dining room. : He at- ' tempted to rise from his chair to shake bands, but lost his balance and fell back nearily. He did his best to talk to tnv, "hafwaB nnable to articulate intelligibly. Before I could find a pretext with which .LV .to close the painful scene tho conversa tion came to an end iu an unexpected ' iu wanner., Tho senator was asleep with Um whiskers in the eoupl ; i ; . .. , a think this fairy tale, but I Youmay aasura yoa It ishot. :I Vrouldn't speak of it now yearning which we .B4-Washington have for our old friends. Sven tha. senator who fell asleep and Jntbed his whiskers in the soup will be forgiven if he will only return. ' ' So it is with that senator who never "nv jaya his debts, when by any possibility a can escape doing so, and that senator whose delight it is to get a number of - .. ' 3iia colleagaeaia a carriage with him . amd drive them from saloon to saloon It frK- ,;"tttl all are pretty well "corked up." m very lonesome la Washington just now, and forgiveness is extended to him, ' and tn them also. ,; There is our old friend Joe Brown, of Oeorgia. - Rumor has it that he is coming back to Washington, where he has naot been seen for more than a year. He will be welcome, even if he does drive ' that same bid rickety carriage and spavined horse which he formerly kept here. That turnout was known as "Joe Brown's Black Maria," from the resem-Manbetween the vehicle and the pris-t-t van used by the police departments of large cities. Uncle Joe Brown is sev eral times a millionaire, but he keep The poorest horse and carriage in Wash ington when he ia here to keep one at aJL The oddest thing about it is that -iis Washington equipage is an exact re-- . production of the equipage which he ; drives in Atlanta. ' It would take mi tell them apart There is this striking difference- between them, however the rig kept in Atlanta ia Uncle Joe's own, while the one used here is tented at so much per month. What the Arice is I do not know, bat I will venture 4he prediction that the livery man does not get rich out of that contract Uncle ' Joe is one of the nicest old fellows in the world, and does his share of good As he moves along, but he is very, very fond ' of his ncy. Still, as long as ho made it honestly, what business ia it of bora? tisJ -- : - '' j fout f' , Fri-day- a. , , r; s bHra '- al arhga be bcj3J i nitiiiiX around to xvt chaiia r ,- -' il.a.w.J,iTi mm - k j E, jum ce to f-- An Ir tia.l.iar tJu(irof Jatfieaof mL nmiLU riiriKT. H. E. luaaiaUa iMorira K. HAiKioTT JnMiee of the Constable-Jam- lLau Jottlre of tlte - cQABDS- r m nwentcr. Y. Ualvaraon. , y. ' $200 7 per loL, .... , . ; , Snkepr. , j ... Thoughts on show yon bargains if you will come and Libraries of impertinence and non- seeI will me. t sense have been published about the D. GILL, 2101 i. Widiign Art, OGDES. works of Shakespeare, and every sort of deduction drawn from them. He is so broad, so deep, has so immeasurable variety, so endless compass, that any theory may be applied to him with some show of specioosness. Scholiasts have discov-D- EALER IN ered him to be an Anglican, a Romanist, an atheist, a drunkard, a poacher, a concupiscent, a sycophant, a libelor, a creature of many kinds and opposites. Agricultural . - MplemeDts, Concurrent testimony denotes him to have been entirely human, upright, gentle, genial, winning, as any man should Buggies. be who had sounded the lowest depths of the heart, and scaled the loftiest aspirations of "toe souL Clearly he made business of his high calling, ' au.l Wheels, wrought it to his very best advantage. Mills. Enjrines Shakespeare might, from his superlative mental endowment, have been prodigal enough to relinquish the immortality Waon Material, Heavy Hardwhich his plays would confer, ' but would or could any other man of the ware, Iron and Steel. r Elizabethan era be ao unprecodentedly .. J. H. B. luxurious? Black-smit- h Baker Barbed GEO. A. LOWE, Wagons, Road Carts. Huckboards, Turbine Saw At tho sale of William Aslor'B Fern-clif- f gtul tho iuirmrtod horse Ga'.ojv, by Dalopiu Lnly Maura; 'was' bought b J. A. & A. E. Morris for1 iO,Ut. Wire, Tools, Etc. . OQBKN tjtaii. r usr ruwsas CMi traily lurated. Harrop. piBcntcT. A tiOOO BENT-- A - Wsshingtnn Are. LX)R HALE I UAVt FOR SALE. 4 LAR(i A d sound, and safe family borsa and a burrey ; cheap. Will take a good nulra eow as part aymeot and bankabl (ur lpsr balaooa. J. 1. llurd. t ummercial Ottioa. taa-seato- 1X)R SALE On easy terma. New Ora room frame bouse, with erllar, fniot and back porches. Call on J. W. W arehams, Tweniy-nn- tt near Van IunB. r ATTORNEY-AT-LA- Practices in the District Court and all the courts. Personal attention givi-- to collections. n Remember tlie place, in Peery's wotuleo build-in- r, near meat shop of l H. (irwnwcll A Bros., Til ;! Twenty-fourt- h street. Ogden, Utah. P. O. box 816. BANK, RAILROAD DAILY, (SL'XOAT UiCLCDU). Union Pacific Railway. Leave. Omaha, Council Bluffs, 8.30 a. m Denver, Kansas City. J and east, daily No. 8 Atlantic Express, IVover, Omaha, sresne Twenty-fourt- -' . t . 3.3D a. m . 0 JO p. m P-- " , J and east, daily Northern. Si mountain timb. W, street, Ogden, Utah. h BANSFOttD SMITH. A SMITH, Interest Paid oa Timo and SaTingt DeposiU. Conn- eil niuffs. Ksnsas City Utah ATTORN Office, 358 Arrive. street, Twenty-fourt- h R. HEYWOOD, H. C. BIGFXOW, Preeident. JOnN A. BOYLE, Vice President A. P. B1UELOW. Cashier. Leave. ( B. W. SMITH. Arrive. ' Mail and") Butte and Holena Ex- - No. Fast all points north, pm, daily glilTH a. m 3:10 a. to eal. Battle Creek, and 53) p. m intermediate points. .. ) 9:15 a. m 10K ATTORNEEYS-AT-LA- UTAH NATIONAL BANK, Office, rooms 35, 36 and 87, First National Bank building. Aen., .t7tah. yyiLLIAM OSCAR THRA1LK1LL, M. No.B-Ca- rhe No. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS- United States Depository. VaUey MaU 3-- Fst lo-- ) 8 IA) p. n ' ssar " and"! ButM and Helma Ex- press ail points north, daily - M. D., D. D. S. sioo.ooa. 3.-1- p. m , Echo and Park City. mocntain timb. g Special attention given to the disease of women and children. Will visit any part of the Arrive. Leave. country, either in consultation or to perform " s ark No. Ex--) opfrauons. City The very beet references can be riven. 5:00 p. m 9:10 a. m press, daily.... Office. il-Flrxt National Bank. Residence 232a Hauison avenue. SUHPLU8, . . . 0125,000 ' Interest Paid on Timo Deposits. Cashier. TIM B.J MOCKTAIM No. 240$ Washingtoo Office, Ogden, Utah. TABLES. Arrival and departure of trains earning passenger at the Union depot, Ogden, Utah. S. BOREMaN, JACOB 7,500. ' TIME Office, over tTtah National Bank, corner of n ashincton aTenue and t'tah. $123,000. President. FURNISHED inset npi ng;ta brd line. Ogden. Ctah. ATTORNEY-AT-LA- J. E. Dooli, In A K. WHITE, 0GDEN, UTAH. L.B. Adams, r PLE-tSAN- f0R SALE. W. JIMBALL . FLONT FURNISHED BOOM. to let fur liht street. JAMES N. KIMBALL. KDWABO M. AXLISON. A ALLISON. - ith tilt Gnat ansjua, Meusoer. 1X)R Ogden, Capital raid in, Surplus, l Jrdmum atrwc. ttuu, BENT JViR D.JOHXSOX. UHK STATE TaWj. T-- ROUMS EU at ATTORNEYS-AT-LA- 122-P- ' ' T. W. N. 8Hn.Ln.o, Vice President. Utah Central fMOVNTAJN TIMB.J COTTINGHAM, Leave. Arrive. PHYSICIAN. In eonneetion with general practice, gives No. 1 Atlautic Fast ) 4:15 a. ra 8:10 a. m Mail, Salt Laks City, special attention to diseases peculiar to females diseases of the genito urinary organs, diseases ) daily of the rectum,- vis, : Piles, fistula, fissure and ulceration ; iliteaes of the ear, nose, throat and No. 3 -- Park City Ex-- 1 chest. Consultation free. press, Utah A North-erOffice over Postoffico. Telephone 209. Accommodation, Salt Lake City, Fri-c- o 9:30 a. m 9:30 a. m and au tntermediHte j Wakxhn W. Court, , Yiu. V. Hzxnica, President. Cashier, and Manage- rTbbo.Robison, Vice-Pre- a, OF OODEy, V - : B. W FAKIS. 7 Atlantio El-- ) 330 p. m 4i0 p. m press, 8alt Lake City, intermediate points..,, ) No. ' I ; J. A. TTSH. A PARIS, .A CIVIL ENGINEERS & SURVEYORS.-1- ' No.' Mail andV If. AN. Express. Salt Plans, specifications and estimates prepared Lake . ., and . all 60 p., m City, and work superintended. ' intermediate . points, .Maps, plats,, tracings, blue prints, etc.', etc, .. ... . i. J ...... executed on short notice. ;daily.. ,' Rooms 8 and i, Union block.. Jio. 362 Twenty Bio Western. Grande Fourth Street. Ogden, Utah. ' tMOUKTADt TTBE.J f ,. .;, it( DIRECTORS: , ,;, ..; Warren W.Corey.- R.A Wells. JohnKfk. Thos. Cahoon, ., C.E. WurteleX.CRobinson, S. S. Schramm, Ad. Kuhn, Theo.Kdbinson F. Frits. ' rptTSH : 8200,000. CAPITAL, point,.... CIVIL ENGINEERS. TJTA1T. C. : RobU Brogelmann. OHIO AGO! . Leave. .tEW,IISTS- - p' ' B. SNOWDEN, 90 p. m No Fast MaU, Arrive. Salt Lake City, Provo, 830 a. m 3A0 a. Leadville, Pueblo.Den ver, and all pointa east ! 2427 daily.. Office, Washington avenue over Horrock ,....,...,J A Sons store. Teeth without platra and saving No. W'FJi" Salt natural teeth a specialty. No teeth or roots too Lake) Foot of Twentieth Street. a. m US0 a. bad to be saved by filling or crowning. Special t'ity and intermediate' i': points, daily. ...... .... ) City Office, Chicago Market; 2254 Washington At attention given to children's teeth. '' OGDEN, UTAH. No. A Atlantic Express, ) Salt Lake Ctty.PueHo, f 8:43 p. m 6K0 p. Denver and east, daily. ) Sausage Works ' 'DENTIST. V. n ' 8.-0- a - MAKING OF ALL ; Uni-Tors- l j AND LEASE JJ Sterner. BANKS. N fc; u, - . ka. CE ?. Constabla Joseph Uobbb. Kiru rKsxixrr. Jnstieeof tha Pnaoe Jamea Johnson. Constable r'raoeia U. lleinap. nrrnn erties hi RENT-NI- I K LARr.ECOOKIN'O STOVE 1X)R SALE-O- X or range, with furniture; also one small stove, ltujuira Koum 71, First National Batik Room 4. Vnfoa block, 362 Tweaty-fosrt- h Building. street, Ogdea, t'tah. a ALE THR CHE.tPEST LOTS IX GIDEON, 1X)R "yALKXTlSE . ( uk, Lota SPA to snonth. Housa and lot for tiiuU. aLo, ATT0RNEY-AT-LAone for tl.ofi. one for tl.iUU and one fur t&O A. Office: Room 29. 3rd Floor, First National J. Crupary, Five Pointa. Bank Building. Ogdea, L'tah. tXTTTAOE. FOUR LX)R SALE CHEAP-NE- W 1 rooms, bath room, pantry and rlothxs 8. WOBTHMAX. in water all nieWy furkitrhea, press: good nished. Inquire of Mm. Palrarr. Tbirwotli ATTORNEY AT LAW. four doors front street, station ufUwa, motor READ THIS LIST OF CITIZENS' BANK "T NEW 1K r.fU sauturliae. Icuum-ts- f Mi.h sntii Attrrtsury, lAubsu A ( o, IX)K Bank ATTORNEYAT-LAW- . Peara-- P. P. Bingham. Constable-Dan- tri N. Drake. WEST EBEB PIBTTNCT. Jnstiee of the Peaea-- J. W. Hurt. roods, capital, Visiting r raanacT. LTNKE rtBCUiCT. Prce-P- er L. ea fta.v )R BENT NH'ELF ITRNIHE1 Grant avcaaa. ruoaa. I and a) First National Baak Building. Ogden, t'tah. Joatiee of the Paaee Constabl- e- W Um Poulter. rcRAAAVT vnew paacracr. Jwtice of tha Peace-- W. H. rrandaU. Conatabla Unorce IL llayeock. ilatkevilxb PBBrmrr. Jnatioeof the Paaee Jamea Hatch ma. Cuomhla Julin J. Hutckiaa. aasa-ar- XB KENT Ft"KMSHEU OFFICE RlJUM ' A ground fluor. sutasa Ap(iy to C A Uanaril. Fin kaUuasJ bank buiiLag. A (X) ATTORN E raanxev. TtOJ . uii A SM rTENISMEO FXR LENTthU fur Msr ur tw gvttcara asvaar. 7tiraal ' B. PAS1L Q A, LlHfi at OOOTlFVimsHEIja at tai VsarasUsr-ja- la - JXR LAWYERS. Jnatiea of the Paaee Timothy Keai'iIL Conatable byroa L. B)bea. Juatire of the Peace Simon CoMtauieC'alfb Parry. IQtL I A A ia. Jaatiea of tha Peace Richard Dje. ka Parkar. AXavtLLS tENT-- A . tvtiataina-Jo- currAB taa. 1 H FOR RENT. third ARCHITECTS. Offim. rooms M, IT and It NatlnstU boxliluta.fsjrsra. L EtnM. t " . M.E acara tint tjruttii rtaa. fUBXlTUBE UruVat. a O. WUEKLEK J ranrmcv. aiMcaOALB rao. ARCHITECTS. straei rsc h o&os. Uanfaa, tunMabla Janwa tNianinr. Produce and Fruits, Programmes Twtty-ftr;- acni rurikrr. Joctiraaf tba Paaoa-- E. K Fturar. ttmmMe Juka Uould. OCT! osdui rumKT. JnMk of tka PaaraJanMa Storey. VUHl!i H" Tweety-ancua- J A SMITH. ncua UcKif. rrrrui. abjubvillb racnacr. . iww, susib. us yOODS Jaatiea of tka Pear William U. C otwiablaJattMa IL rLAta cm raamrr. Jaatiea of ika Prara CoutabiaJustak U. Carrar. v v . liimsKU..'il-s- 'ANTr tMAfA.s IVSUaUNCp: ' '.: Tcspbswsss No. S! (four Val Uiuaua. Pcater ti-- o tan. I. wAirrco. v CCNTRatTORS AND BUILDERS. gii rtmrf porsra ucuca JoMira of tha Faar Washington Wedding ii. Ol -- tW-t.a- . t uwtf' tuk&tag isuste loordM. aii wwra cwaiitMd. Iiiiiisri aad mi&, I ut sirt. Maw Adams aad Jitrf jn aauM. Pit Puiata. a. Parrin. tX tua.nt.lf CHRISTMAS GOODS - tnuPa fur fasaiiy. v. a.tAAB c. s. BAaaoBs. A CaUTFlsf. JJAEBOWS CONTrUCTCRS AND BUILDERS. Plans aad swiSeatims saade sued svussatrs C X-- HcXjaawL t IT WAVTED-A- JI s at Uu l lAVTH-AJtlX- Asms SwMt as. s s.iimr-u- a aerni Tasssty-an- ri wkb rurtnm M GmJl A&miL. A East side VatAiartna Souola. IL a. kuck. ajErocBocpn pumrv. JaKtim f Ik rVaca H Toroaa. Imiilw I'LJ turd. uulUi PncrtSTT. HEADQUARTERS. GROCERIES It ' . ail. liMiirt of toi.hia t CO., ' EEST. THE WORLD'S Kraaiiag UttM,An k hupHiii'ulni ii BOND " j business Ciurps.v t Juiia fineucs. hkxiv V. rriu-iinivT Jtwticaef tb Peam Santa II. . iu.hula, Jufca 4. Ka - d. Brainanl. Robinson Edata ir 1 b. KuiML um& Oiitjwt IL I Krhai SafwjMT k. W. I ar. t. ihiJ hi 44cviw-jATfcnrir !. t.-- . t. L Hu21iBConB, 1 W. bonurder Juba I trrt-- tA. !ittn fi. twr f. 4 arra-nnn- sljirLJ. mmrnmm-Umi- m iuuu. tuA. V" There is Senator JlawW. tie WUI fort. aunwr U'h at! JAkw. coaa froia CunnceUtnfc We ahaZl b gUd t have kins ret am for the fel.tMU. tot !tj iiail tun. fiemmnvt waukiag bim mkap4-uC- r tlma . iirtr kM. fcrH mrrm Grant JmAl ci fciiuwlf, if for no uher reawjn. aii1 Umimw sujltt tartawca Mth a4 n I iafttlH, Us. U- - J U tea. of t&aw ia wbo lumk hkeato pat everything iatU ptket4, lm.t A liZxl2 a and his private trtTvUj tc!ls tiko the a Wathitftra aaj lt.WxlX hua-dre- d aenatur amuetliuea ha thrv or van-oo- a tUllX abo&t Ulk, tha dictribated kUrs lMrjll,kU(uiVt tr i,Mjt. tlS Txrrac Hatf aettxi Vmnhiatnom puckeU of his coat aad waitouat aar and tJuoMrs. About onca a work tha a.i.1., tiur tnut ad afcik um. oati K Ku.iuvta hrtrk Irrt. Lrimi', nuu, UiU! private aectvtary finds it neAasary to brtm a aad tui Mawlj i;Ba. ran. kac lima. get out a search warrant aad go on a te tt riiurva tula in Rar ailiL. bttw na Bat mn4 atill boat fur a score or mora of letters tH cadi, aiaf u 1 ai4 1 u Bi,r ciraU which have been miiang for thrve or t y ,iltz f4. all ka fmit. oa Id. hrtweea li-na-u four inocths and aboot which aandry and Mliwm, fc.Vu. add. coostitueuu are making a great row. l unwr b4 in rC fllW. Lou ia I cirnviTf add.. (JJU (a W Mr. Uawfey is iBdustrioua enough, and nacb. oa aaj )turtitt aad Itxt Unxs. writes Iota of letters, but Lis weakncs TO KXCBAB. is an old editor a fondntMs fur carrying Small trait farm IS ila ffwn City nail, far his correspondence about ia his clothe. rruearf twiiinwai raxfalnaea or bma Wir rtjr. mm to Kan Loit TaUr. Coloraio. Perhaps the most carelfss man aboat Lis cVtraral (uod ftmt ia iHa aad auraaka. letters there ever was ia tha senate was Mr. Conger, of Michigan, now a very aucceskful lawyer here, ft is said that Co. six months after bis senatorial terra had 2106 AVE. WASHINGTON bundle of four were letters big expired found in his deck, addressed to Senator Conger, from which the red tape put on them by the pages la the senate chamber bad never been removed. There it a senator whom some of the fellows who have been looking for jobs and finding them not will extend bat scant welcome to on his return. This Kow TriTeli liy Triin, old gentleman evidently believes the first duty of a statesm&n is to attend to Aad will aooa be fcora. Ha kaa Mat on hia tha wants of his own family, Immediate tuck ao4 tokwravhad na will Baka Uiia htora and remote. At any rate, it is said he hia baa seven members of his family on the pay roll of the senate, and besides keeps his private coach team in the senatorial stables. , The habitues of poor, forsaken WashAll who nwtt to rwfiT and maka pi ington will be glad to see Senator Wol-cot- t, (hnttM rati al nora and nutka tb.tr wind tuna. 1 ttnsat Tarioty of ka even if the gont still baa him in its one Wolcott's was Senator gout grip. of the jokes of the lat session. It is sa;d that not for twenty 'years had a Erar t Uowo ia this eouatrj u now on show. clear, unmistakable, robust caso of goat been secu iu the sonata of, the Uuital States, and at last came along this breery pemm from the west, tho youngii DeDarfment est man in the senate, und carried off the honors. With a score or more of old chaps industriously dining oat foar DESTMVER OF HI6B PRICES. or five times a week, and dining in two or three times a week, In tho most apAvenue. 2302 proved gout producing sainptuousnrss, all their efforts came to naught and the prite was captured by a boy.. & M. Even Senator Morgan, who costs the United States government $0,000 a yohr for his salary and perquittites, and $0,0lX) a year for printing his speeches in The Congressional Record, will be forgiven. So will Mr. Springer, of Illinois, who does not make long Bpceches, but a gruat St Ogdcn. many of them. Tho Hlinoisan ia one of 353 Twenty-fourt- h the ablest members of the boose, bnt Lis activity in so phenomenal that his col Ordm Solicited and Prompt Attention and DeliTerjr. leagues call him "Bob Up Bill Springer. Slock of Honda Alwar FrMh and Priooa Low Two or three years ago Cupt John R, Thomas, then aeon irresDman from 111: foe Uood Uooua. now, lay seriously ill at his rooms in the Ebbitt House. His case was so critica SEE 01'EFI.VE that a consultation of physicians fa? held, and while this was going on at hi: bedside one of tho physicians made somewhat lengthy and prosaic statem en of his views. The patient was supposed to be unconscious, bnt as the doctor con eluded Opt. Thomas opened his eyes INVITATIONS, and muttered: "Whoso speech was that?" & The doctors lookod at one another, and 6aid: one ho is "He thinks the in finally house. Humor him and tell him it was Mr. Springer's speech." This was done, whereupon Thomas brought tho semblance of a smile to his lips and retorted: "I am very, very eick, but if I can Commercial Pflllisiiiiig Co., 2404 WasL Ave. stand one of Springer's speeches I can stand anything. I will got well." And get well he did. "That," said one of the physicians, "was a jest made I : almost in the grave, the ruling passion 1 1 strong in death, for Capt Thomas w then so low that nono of us expect 3d:I A nd then tea me abont others before baying. him to recover. Though we laughed a'U t0xi3S near 30th and Jefforsen are. his joke not one of us would have beet! FI600.Cor. 65x132, on 20thi fruit and shade surprised to see him die as we laagln trees. Thomas and Springer have often laughed 11.250 Cor. on JoCfereon Te, 66x138. Cheap. over the incident, and Springer claims OPTION on 10x10 rode, oor, Washington and i; that he and not the doctors aaved the 2rth ' ' ; fl.ROO Cor., Nob HiU; choice: 105x137. captain's life." (irint Mill, on Waihinatn aae., one Washington is so dull a place that i'ttdandmile of City hall. Every farmer from even Mr. Springer's speeches would Ww the north pasnnt the door : also motor. Enffinee, machinery, ana tools com-- r draw large audiences.. We could ganier x plete: now ranning. Mill about an enormous crowd here to go out in a 100; ground xi:i2. Bestt' location for , r; ' , the business in Utah. vacant lot and see Joe Cannon mrjee a 11.000 Patterson are., near slain, 50x132. ' speech with his arms. Life here is so 325 Rod 8x12, eor 23d and Jackson; barcolorless that if a Washington restaurant gain. Hoar could hire come Mew Senator to honse and bath ; city wakeeper 12,350 ter ; 25x131 ; small cash payment ; no here and eat his usual midday luncheon more for three years. Here ia a of crackers and milk that restaurant chance to bny a hone cheap. be would fortune made. keeper's house, closets and pan-trOr, if $1,080 37x120, , . he couldn't get Hoar, Senator Blair, as it Per ; tl acre 1500 acrpe adjoining the the great senatorial pie biter, would do jr. This is KK) per lot. You can less welL as Wellman. than around there for Walter buy nothing qaite ' -- nmacm a tuart awratf L-- Cssinaiistianii) oT. r Utaa rata oav lr U 34 to ts.sl.a. 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