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Show re nee and Delia Rollins, brother-in-la- w and sister -- la -- lav. After dinner some enjoyed the George Marshall Stakes race, named after Darwin's father, and then returned to Darwin and Devian's home for an evening of visiting. Glocad GQpfionod for the eevoroly noibo product by convincing you that $99.95 a month for the next 48 months isnt that bad. 6) Ad: "$99.95 a month for 48 months" - Translation: We know that this sounds a lot better than $100 a month for FOUR YEARS! (see no. 5) Ad: "One size fits all" - Translation: It Is either a little too big or a little too small for everyone. Ad: "Sure to be a collectors' Item" - Translation: The collectors will be wearing overalls, driving a big noisy truck and will collect these Items only if they are placed in plastic bags or metal containers set in front of your house. BY DENNIS HINKAMP Although I have never seen It, I know It Is possible to get a device put on your television to run captions across the screen if you are hearing impaired. Television guides have a little symbol by the programs that are "close captioned for the hearing Impaired." 9 What some consumers really need, though, Is a system that offers closed captioning for the severely naive. This service would give a more accurate translation of what Is being said on the screen. For instance: 1) Advertisement: "Some assembly required" - Translation: "We couldnt figure out how to put it together, maybe you can. 2) Ad: "Contains the pain reliever most recommended by doctors" - Translation: We want to confuse the issue because, in reality, our tablets contain aspirin just like 10 other brands that cost less than ours. STACY DOUGLAS EDWARDS Missionary Stacy Douglas Edwards has accepted a call to serve In the Japan Sendal Mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-da- y Saints. He will report to the missionary training center on August 13. He is the son of Bruce and Irma Nevada. Logandale, Edwards, Grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Douglas Blackburn, Miners ville, "Extra strength" 3) Ad: (see no. "Iiftetlme guarantee" or Ad: "lifetime membership" - Translation: We dont expect to be In business very long. Ad: "Don't be embarrassed by on your drinking .a) waterspots glasses; b) ring around the collar; c) dishes that don't have the reflective quality of a mirror; or Translation: Your d) runny catsup "friends" are constantly on the lookout for things to criticize you about. Be on guard at all times and never relax. ranslation: Contains more aspirin 2) 4) Ad: "All natural Ingredients" -- Translation: Contains only substances found, made or thought to exist on this planet. Ad: "Lowest interest rates 5) and easy financing" - Translation: We're trying to get your attention away from the high price of our Utah; Mrs. Maxlne Chrlstensen of St. George and the late Reed Edwards. Great Grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Earl Thompson of Mllford, Utah and Winnie Puffer of Mllford, Utah. Darvjin Marshall olobrotot! Ben Franklin IS Good A OOtli NOW CARRYING Selection off Darwin H. Marshall of Miners vllle, Utah celebrated his 80th birthday Saturday, August 2 with a family dinner at the church park. Members of his family who were present were: His son, Val Marshall of Tucson, Arizona; his granddaughter, Gloria Emery and husband Ron and sons of Sonora, California; and his granddaughter Julie Roberts ' and husband Gary and daughters of Mt. Home, Idaho. He was also joined by his brother Rex Marshall, his sisters Nona Larsen, Connie Outzen, and Eva Guy m on and their families and his sister -- in -- laws Sylva Davis and Theo Marshall and families. AlsoCla- -- implieify Pattern AND F Plan abr ie 3h jout Vo Seuing (Eack-to-Scko- ol EiiOTtjai August 18th WGDTT A County Man For leaver County Sheriff I A 3kM I i SpG'J GO By 3ackle Williams obj80 dota sought The July Issue of the Blue Cross Blue Shield Bulletin supports 9 remedy long recommended by our local physicians for chronic The standard program of putting your back to bed, back pain. feeding it pain killers, applying traction, heating pads and injections and then sometimes resorting to surgery doesn't always work as many of you will testify. One more treatment that Is being hailed as relatively new and remarkably successful is well known among patients in our area is back exercises. It may sound too good to be true, but according to orthopedic Surgeon, Dr. David Lehrman, back sufferers who perform a regular program of prescribed exercises can either eliminate episodes of back pain altogether or can greatly reduce their intensity. An early study of 3000 back pain sufferers found that more than 80 percent of the patient's pain was caused by weak muscles or stress. Many orthopedic surgeons and physical therapists recommend that chronic back pain sufferers try a prescribed program of exercises that stretch and strengthen the muscles supporting the back, in particular the abdominal muscles. According to these experts, the key to eliminating back pain lies both exercise and education. Education how to walk, lift, sit, includes learning better body mechanics move and without stand or drive, lie, causing aggravating back pain. Learning how to cope with back pain and correct the abuses that cause it, through exercise and education is much healthier than depending on pain killers and surgery to do the job. The mammogram clinic was a great success. The response was outstanding. In fact we have a waiting list for the next clinic which Is scheduled for about 3 months from now. If you are interested in breat study you may call MVMH and have having a your name placed on the list. When a date is set for the next clinic you will be called and given an appointment. Our sincere thanks to all who participated in the clinic. A special thanks to the gray ladles who volunteered their time. There are still some left from the 4th of July Fun --Run. They are for sale at $5.00 for chlldrens sizes and $8.00 for adults. If you are interested please contact me. Have a happy healthful week! The VS. Attorney General has identified family vollence as one of the roost critical problems In the United States today and Salt Lake County is no exception. A nationwide study is currently being conducted by a research team from Brlgham Young University School of Social Work and California State University Sacramento, In cooperation with the Salt Lake YWCA. Salt Lake City and Us surrounding area has been randomly selected as one of twelve communities to participate in this study. Though the Incidence of domestic abuse Is high, women also place a high value upon marriage and family relationships as well as safety issues. For this reason, many women remain in abusive situations a long time and try a number of methods to end the abuse. This summer a study Is underway to determine what strategies these abuse victims have tried and what results they have had. Were they able to end abuse and remain with their spouse or was separation necessary? How were they able to stop the violence? If you have been physically abused by your spouse in the past, but have not been abused for at least one year, the research team asks you to share these experiences with them. Victims, both those still living with a formerly abusive spouse and those who have left the relationship to end the violence are urged to assist in this study. All replies are completely confidential. To participate, or for more information, please contact Shauntelle at -- (801) -- 355-280- ay "We haven't seen any fishing sucdue to year-roufishing at other lakes, and we're almost certain the Pangultch Lake fishery is following a typical response to an Increasing chub population," Schmidt concluded. While spring fishing at Panguitch Lake was generally good, Schmidt expects it to improve next year. He says the new stocking program should result in Increased catches of small fish this fall and winter, with good fishing restored by next spring. cess problem 4. Paogaiteb 387-24- ?tl Ms nd Justice o iwi iiiimmimiii That's YOUR BUSINESS Why They Advertise! Thursday, August 7, 1986, Page Of Peace RotirodlTilitaryiHficor Throe end "One Half Years Tuo Years College lan Instructor at the tiflitory Police Academy Commander Asuerban legion. Four Yeas Proven Experience JuJtice With Common SenjehJly Qoal Oooiembar K lex UoEiher One on flopet 10th Joseph Justice P. Duffy Of Peace Mllford Precinct nd m NEWS ADVERTISERS WANT ODQQOrJQB chemically treated In 1973 to remove chubs with excellent results. Fishing success followlngtreatmont was much improved. But chubs reappeared in 1982, probably a result of Illegal use of live minnows as bait. "Chub numbers have increased dramatically in our gillnet samples in the last few years," says Dale Hepworth, fisheries m anager for the Southern Region, adding, "We knew ws would eventually have a problem whan we first found that chubs were back in the lake." Chief of Fisheries Schmidt says the timing of the chub problem at Pangultch was "particularly poor." "The slowdown in fishing is happening rtght after the new year-roufishing season took effect and some ..ople are trying to make a link between the two." 13 aarflSK 11 rts A flourishing rough fish population at Paagu'tch Lako, a )o u lar trout fishing spot in southern Utah, has prompted the Division of Wildlife Resources to change it's management strategy there. Last spring, Division hatchery personnel began stocking "advanced" finger -ling rainbow trout of five inches in Pangultch, rather than the standard three -- inch finglerlngs stocked previously. An additional 40,000 five -- Inch trout are being stocked at Pangultch this week. Fisheries biologists anticipate that the larger fish will compete with successfully chubs, which have become abundant in the lake. Survival of the larger fish is also higher. "Trout growth has declined in Pangultch Lake recently. The Increase In the size of stocked fish should take care of the problem," says Division of Wildlife Resources Fisheries Chief Bruce Schmidt. "The management change should improve fishing for the next several years," he added. Chub problems are not new to Th9 lake was Pangultch Lake. M If i digged Support Your rriiiun A Sickness and " Since 1927 fandBi Vardlau OUTHERN UTAH MORTUARY formerly Winterose Southern Utah Mortuary Continuing to honor all burial plans A funeral trusts As sheriff I would be i foel that the yo.tth of this county is one of my top priorities. a for depressed or hotline see to like I would more supportive of all youth activities. them. Let's help our youth rather than harrass troubled kids set-u- A. p. law enforcement agencies. Lend a help As Beaver County Sheriff I would support all I would and public encourage citizens and senior hand to all civic groups, cities ing involvement. to the people of feel that the County Sheriffs obligation is a "Total Service" with agricultural needs. I have A part of this service is dealing Beaver County. to due my needs background. a strong sense of these I If I am Buck Will Stop Here." elected to the office of Beaver County Sher iff - "The ( - r- BEAVER r- - MILFORD 387-320- 1 165 North 200 West 209 South 100 West 3 |