American Fork Citizen | 1915-11-13 | Page 15 | Had the Waiter Guessing

HAD THE WAITER GUESS1KG I He Had Never Before Received Juit I Such an Order. I Onco n short llttlo woman and her I tall husband went to a cato of the cheaper sort for dinner. I "Will you havo oysters?" asked the hUBband, glancing over tho bill ot faro. I "Yes," said tho llttlo woman, as ih tried In vain to touch her feet to the floor, "nnd, Henry, 1 want a hassock." Henry nodded, and as he banded his order to tho waiter, said: "Yes, and bring the lady a hnssock." "Ono hassocli?" asked the waiter, with what Henry thought more than ordinary Interest, as ho nodded in U afflrmattvo. Still the waiter did not go but bruBhcd tho tablecloth with a towel and1 rearranged tho articles on It several times, whllo his face get red. I Then ho camo around to tho hns- band's sldo, nnd, speaking In a whls- per, said: "Say, mister, I haven't beea horo long, nnd I'm not on to all these things. Will tho lady bavo tho ha- sock trolled or fried?" I