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Show THE TIMES-- NEWS, NEPHI, UTAH Trrrrrsdny, February 2, 1950 SpDiPirs(crxPE PAGE JOE For One Who Is Tired BROADWAY AND MAIN STREET MAHONEY By BILLY V.. ...... W.. GO am ooa. .hm RrrrrriMi FV OP THE' ST. LOUIS CARDINALS, BATTED IN 10 Dl Hsj iki & c;irjr;i F" fiAMF TO SET A MAJOR LEAGUE RECORD THAT STILL 5TANLO. GEORGE ( - PIVOT MAN OF THE MINNEAPOLIS LAKERS, HAS XjUUIktU THE NAMt CF'MR. BASKETBALL" M THE B.A.A.1?HE END OF THE 9 SEASON FOUND BIG GEORGE THE TOP SC0RER-K- 8 POINTS, LEADING THE LEAGUE WITH A 29.3 POINTS PER GAME AVERAGE, MOST FIELD GOALS"! 583 AND NETTED RECORD TOTAL 1948-- EAR child, God does not say today, " Be Who'll Make Diamond Headlines? By ROSE- - "If you can come quick," my Aunt Frieda said over the phone, "come quick. Your Uncle Charlie is in trouble." Half an hour later I was in the flat on the lower East Side where Frieda has been keeping house and hearth for my uncle for the past 30 years. "What's up?" I asked. "Charlie is hiding in Brooklyn with his brother," said Frieda. "Hiding from what?" "From Herman Schloomp, the butcher, who is telling how he is going to knock out your uncle's eye." "What did Charlie do to your uncle has done, he begins Schloomp?" "What didn't he do!" said Frieda. making noises like busting. On "But better I should tell it to you in Charlie's drawing board is a picture of a thumbnail sitting on top a big sequins. . . . "So happens last summer your pencil. class in drawing, uncle andme. we are one after "This it not manicuring,' says the teacher. noon taking the Take your business someplace air on Delancey else.' Street. On the "When Charlie comes home mad, sidewalk, like alI tell him, "Let sleeping dogs stay ways, is chalk-mark- s kinds sleeping.' But you know your uncle next day he is going uptown to and the Museum from Modern Art, and scratch - ups when he gets back he is all agog-glfrom children, which jour uncle has been seeing "'Frieda,' bt says, 'to be m all his life. Billy Boso paintner, a man don't need perspective. What be needs is guitouching,' says Charlie. 'Is here on tars. A picture can be a piece the sidewalks the soul of the East , fruit or a chair with one leg-m-akes Side trying for some kind expresno difference so long as sion. Some day should be a real in the corner is a guitar.' paintner to draw up the neighbor"So, for the next week he is hood.' " painting guitars Moon Over Stanton Street with Guitars, Baby on "WELL, LIKE YOU KNOW, with Pushcart with Guitars, and even a Charlie to think is to do something picture. Guitar with Guitars. crazy. The next night he is going to the settlement house and joining "THEN, A FEW WEEKS later as a art class. And in the room is the crow flies, is opening in the on a a kimona sitting a fat girl in Metropolitan for SO cents a show platform, and the scholars are holdVan Glick, from a Frenchman ing out their thumbs and squinting Van Goldberg, something " with the eyes. , "Van Gogh?" I suggested. " 'Draw exactly what you see,' "What's the difference so long as says the teacher. you're healthy," said Aunt Frieda. "Half hour later, when the teach "When Charlie is coming from the wnai museum he is saying. Today I er comes lor a D5J SPORTLIGHT- -- GRANTLAND RICE- - entry cut in. That led to another HUDDLING bet. and managers "And I'd like to bet that Stan we finally steered the argument in the general direction of head- Musial gets more M.V.P. votes than Jackie Robinson," some out line makers for 1950. Who would they be? From the sider said. "RoBinson is good but American league you start right he isn't any Stan Musial." There off with Ted Williams. Joe Di- are not many Stan Musials lying loose. After all, Musial is Maggio, Tommy Henrich and such around 29 and he has known only eight only as Mel pitchers seasons. That's little Parnell, Ellis Kinwarm-up- . Or at least der, Joe Page and more than a should be. it possibly Rae ScarOther small bets made: Kinborough, Bob Lemer to beat the on and Ed Garcia. mark again; Williams to hit In the national over .350; Robinson not to lead league you had the N.L. at bat; Newcombe to Jackie Robinson, win 25 games. Two bets on Joe Stan Musial, Ralph Enos DiMaggio to play in 120 games. Kiner, Slaughter and such Grantland Rice pitchers as Don Dyer and the Cardinals Newcombe, PreachHowie Eddie Dyer, the crack blocking er Roe, Ken Heintzleman, back from Rice some years ago, Pollet and one or two others. feels that his Cardinals are about "There won't be much change due again. Eddie won the pennant among the top bunch," Frank his first year out in 1946. He finFrisch said, "fed Williams ished second to the Dodgers in still has a few big seasons 1947. He ran second in 1948 and last left. DiMaggts has one or two year he was beaten on th'e final 18 In In after baseball. years day by a lone game. the National league, Jackie "We'll have at least four .300 Robinson will be hard to head hitters next season," Eddie off again. He has shown Mussaid. "Who are they? Musial, ial and Slaughter, who are not Slaughter, Jones and Schoen-diens- t. setting any younger (who is?), It's true that Jones and will that both have to have Schoendienst hit only .299 and even bigger years to beat him. .297 respectively last year but Some of the fellows out front they'll pick up those extra last season may not repeat. points sure. They are really Kinder at 35 or 36 Is no kid. .310 hitters. As a matter of Neither Is DiMaggio. For that fact we have another good kid matter Robinson will be 31 In who should hit better than .300. January." His name Is Ed Kazak, our "The younger fellow with the best third baseman. Ed hit .304 In chance is Don Newcombe," an92 games last year before he other manager cut in. "This big was hurt. This would give us ' fellow has had less than a year in three infielders and two out- big league baseball and yet they fielders in the .300 or better are all talking about him. If we class." are going to have any "What's the doubtful side of winner in 1950 it will be Newcombe. outfit?" I asked. He'll be the best pitcher in either your "The answer is nearly always league." the same," he said. "Pitching. What about Mel Parnell? Par-tie- ll Last season we landed Lanier and is only 27 years old. He is Martin well into the season." with the best club in cither league. For Double Platoon "I'll bet you 10 dollars Par"A year ago I was dead against nell finishes above Newthe double platoon." Wes Fesler of combe," an American leaguer Ohio State said. "Since then I have cut In. "I mean that he'll win changed completely. I'm all for it. more ball garnet." The two I believe those coaches who dislike shook hands. It haven't given It a fair trial. I "How can you tell?" another said. know I hadn't when I was against av"Kelt has a lifetime it. Since then I've discovered most erage of .297. Ted Williams has one of the players want it That's a around .354. Yet KeU outhit Wibig reason for liking it. I know it lliams last year. produces faster, better football. I "He won't come within 23 points also know it gives many more stu of Williams this year," a Red Sox dents a chance to play football." with a group of big-leag- 30-ga- g big-leag- KOW TO fFIX - .Tl jiP The Fiction INA'S REVENGE Corner "T'M GOING TO GET EVEN with that man if it's the last thing I do!" Ina Carlton's eyes were blazing, checks flushed. "I presume," said Marlene Dale, "that you refer to Boylston's famous bachelor, Phil Bacon?" "You know very well whom I meant You were there. You saw him snub me! Right in front of all those other girls! Oh, I can still see their hideous, laughing facesl" Marlene sat down on the edge of the divan. "You're a little idiot to act this way, Ina. And you're not playing fair with I PhiL He didn't snub you. He . 3'MinutB merely treated you as he does all the other girls in town. We all like him, we'd all like to know him better. The fact that he's trying to stay a bachelor until he gets his real estate business built up, doesn't justify your anger." This from her best friend, was small consolation. Ina began to scheme for revenge. Secretly she loved Phil Bacon. An Idea came abruptly. It the toot" form slowly, but by time she had reached borne, she had formed a definite plan. Early the next morning Ina entered the office of Phil Bacon & Co. Phil, good looking, friendly, greeted his visitor warmly, though with a certain reserve. "Good morning," said Ina brightly. "I'm Ina Carlton. Perhaps you remember that we were introduced two days ago at Mrs. Whipple's party. "Indeed I do remember. Miss Phil smiled. "I'll get In touch with my prospect today." And. he looked deep into her eyes. "I'm mighty grateful to you for this opportunity. Miss Carlton." "I'm glad," said Ina, "of the op portunity to help .you." TNA LEFT the real estate office and went in search of Marlene. She felt the need of congenial company. But Marlene wasn't home, and so she strolled out on the Men don road. Her thoughts were disturbed. The seriousness of what she had done, now that her anger had cooled, began to develop In her mind. After all, she thought, it was only ber own selfishness that prompted the idea. By the time she had reached the old colonial house, Ina had about made up her mind to swallow her pride and confess to Phil. She shuddered at the thought. and then suddenly her heart ceased beating. Phil's roadster was in the drive. 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Tell your druggist to sell you a bottle of Creomulsion with the understanding you must like the way it quickly sllayi the cough or you are to have your money back. I" 24. Takes zt a? From Ccmmcn CcSds Thct HANG Gil . this Van Cook. Supposing I sell, find out something absolutely This Van Cook is all his maybe, one picture for five dollars life selling one picture for few during my lifetime entire, and then when dead and gone the picmeasly dollars, but now when he's tures I'm is worth 30 million. By the dead and can't eat, his paintings is worth 30 million. No wonder he time I am dead and gone, you will is cutting off his ear and they got be likewise dead and gone, so who gets the 30 million? My brother. to drag him to a asylum.' Why should that loafer get my 30 "Your uncle mills and mulls for million? Let him go out and make a few days and then he is making his own 30 million. From now on, I a decision. 'Frieda,' he says, 'it am strictly a realist and doesn't pay a man should be like making pictures with cash value like Grandma Moses. Which I am signing Grandma Moishe.' "Next day Charlie is going to see our butcher. 'I'm going to By paint a muriel on your wall,' he says, 'a whole panorama all kinds succulent meats. Will bt good Richard H. Wilkinson for the cash register.' "SchlQomp says, 'What I got to lose,' and so Charlie paints him a muriel which he calls by name, the Ina ran up the drive. Phil turned Spirit of Meat. When it is finished. at sound of her cry, left his com- Schloomp is saying when he sees your uncle he knocks out his eye." panion and came to meet her. "Was it that bad?" I asked. "Phil Mr. Bacon! Don't let him "A man could go bankrupt from buyl Don't! You'll be arrested." She was breathless. "I wanted to such a picture," said my Aunt get revenge because you snubbed Frieda. "In Herman's strictly Kosh er store, your uncle is painting on me, so I Phil stared at her. "I don't be the wall nice cuts Rinderbrust, s chuck steaks, plucked lieve I understand." chickens. But in the middle is the "Don't you see! Father doesn't of Meat holding a own this placet I merely said he Spirit you should excuse the expression did so you'd sell it and get in Virginia ham." trouble with the real owner. It was a mean, silly trick. I'm sorry." Phil's relaxed. "Why, I'm glad you told me, Ina Miss Carlton. And about that snubbing, too. I really wanted to know you better; but well. It didn't seem possible that such a pretty girl would be interested In me." "But but then you haven't sold the house?" By INEZ GERHARD "Well, not exacUy. I bought it BERGEN has what many myself a week ago. That man you EDG man longs for, an outlet for see up there is my architect. I was a side of his character that otherexplaining to him some changes I wise would be buried. Bergen isn't wanted made." funny; Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd and the other Bergen-create- d characters are. 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