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Show 1 PAGE SEVEN THE TIMES- - NEWS. NEPrTI. UTAH Thursday, January 5, 1950 Ot Course Not By Len Klei VIRGIL it was very strange who could support (our dogs should have to resort to stealing a lamb to feed his family the judge said. "You may have to steal a lamb to feed your family and yet. by your own admission, you have four dogs. Will you explain, please?" 'Well, Judge, Your Honor, sun. he replied with all the offended dig nity he could muster, "yo'll didn' expeck us to eat de dawgs, did mne Awhi THINKING yo?" " SUNNYSIDE by Clark I 1 pfclfB OU WANT TO f TAKE TUE JOB AS SO I MSSSVv I DO YOU KNOW TUE 4. RESPONSIBILITY ' -- NmJ Vj.y' KWow. VS.SI: WUSN VOO 1 SURPRISE! Hoot Time Would Tell "A remarkable old Neighbor man, your granduncle. When he died he had every tooth in nis head, his eyesight was very good and his hearing was excellent. To the best of my knowledge he retained full possession of his faculties until the very end." "Well, we'll be Grandnephew able to make sure of that when his will is read tomorrow." "Sh-h-- (V. By I PACKAGE OF RAZOR. BLAOE5 I 'V" A- 1 -r I LAOl V fTT I .,vr Mj Mrt ' , V s ' ' V V Pay Hunter tf; "J t' Jj; Four days after the end of their honeymoon a couple received in the mailbox at their little love-nea pair of tickets to a hit show on Broadway. With the tickets was a note which read: "Guess who sent these." On the appointed evening they went to the theater, returning very late. To their astonishment, every thing of any value in the house had been removed. On the living room table they found a note: "Now you know." - g- 1 BOUFORD By MELLORS Natural Alarm h, low?" irreparably injured said: Mrs. Peck "A sponge." "Yer Honor, in the first place Mr. Peck "Okay, I'll go and Oi niver borryed the danged thing, get some water. in the second place it wuz just thot way whin I got it, and in the Prevaricator third place 1 returned it in perfect Joe and Jim crawled into theii shape, Oi did." bright red hunting suits, cradled their guns in their arms and made for the woods They had pene trated the preserves for only t short distance when Joe sighted a deer. He raised his gun and fired A defective shell caused the barrel Creomulsion relieves promptly because to explode. He put his hand to his it goes right to the seat of the trouble face and then looked at it. It was to help loosen and expel germ laden and covered with blood. "I'm dead, phlegm and aid nature to soothe heal raw, tender, inflamed bronchial he screeched hysterically and mucous membranes. Tell your druggist keeled over in a dead faint. to sell you a bottle of Creomulsion Jim looked at hi3 stricken com with the understanding you must like panion, picked him up and carried the way it quickly allays the cougb him all the way to the morgue or you are to have your money back. The doctor looked at the bleeding man, examined him, then turned to Jim. for Coughs.ChestColds. Bronchitis "Why have you brought this man here?" he asked. "He isn't RELIEF AT LAST For Your COUGH CREOMULSION There is a valley in Scotland dead." noted for its lone echo. A Scot Jim seemed startled. "Are you was demonstrating the echo to a one morning and Swiss visitor they timed it. It took exactly three Look Fresh and Pretty minutes for the original "Hallo" to come back to them. With This Bright Frock looked proud. The Scotchman "I imagine ye have some pretty fine echoes in Switzerland," be con ceded, "but do ye have anything that lasts as long as that?" V v W The yodeler thought a moment. "I believe we have somthing that might compare with it," he said "In fact, there is a valley near my home town that had a rather good echo. When I go to bed each night I put my head out the window and shout, 'Wake up, wake up. Time to get up,' and eight hours later the echo returns and serves as my alarm clock." Si' MUTT AND JEFF wh at'; Y IT'S A CHECK kT jj s POR THE T CHECK? DO VtoO ALWAYS Stf MONEY 1 OWE YOO. MUTT Vfcbr ; I Alva AYS D fTHEN K WHEN I GOOD JOB SOT A T CirN1rri Mv By Bud Fisher I I ( YEH, IM SONNA SET BUT THIS CHECK HAS wv Open and Shut Case There probably are millions of cases of unreturned umbrellas but Pat O'Rourke was unfortunate enough to be sued for failing to return one he had borrowed. Just before the trial opened Pat Helpful to get the umbrella back Mrs. Peck "Help! I'm chok managed into the original owner s custody, ing." but the latter went ahead with the Mr. Peck the neigh suit, contending that the article bors will think I'm doing it?' was damaged beyond repair. Mrs. Peck "I don t care. Oet When it came time for Pat to me something, quick." speak his piece he stood up before Mr. Peck "What did you swal the court and with his feelings AAKG A THE OLD GAFFER sure, doctor?" he demanded. "Ot course 1 am sure," replied the doctor "I'll never believe another word that guy tells me," Jim said in dis gust. "He told me he was dead." AND MV THREE KfU MARRIED NKS I 3R- , X'S T HAVE A SHOULD V JS1 JW -- y ,th DO ET VJflLB. vl COULDN'T SPARE IT YES, In just 7 days ... In one short week ... who changed from their old dentifrices to Calox Tooth Powder aver aged 38 brighter teeth by scientific test. Why not change to Calox yourself? Buy so your Calox today teeth can start looking a group of people By Arthur Pointer JITTER ... brighter tomorrow "It's a sad case," the doctor said. "1 am afraid your wife's mind is gone, Mr. Flaherty." "I'm not surprised a bit, doc," answered Flaherty. "She's for the past 12 years." Bit of Doing Grandpa was trying to impress his grandson the futility of fightA 7 WYIDE AND WOOIY By Bert Thomas WE'D IT'S GETTIN' LATE BETTER STAY AT THIS HOTEL TONIGHT. J ! I IT'S OPERATED BY I WEAR S YOO GOTTUAA RESERVATIONS f i WJM at NO, WE HAVEN'T RESEKVATIQMq ANY WE ing. "Look, FT J I gZ&EL(S2X been giving me a piece of it every day Fresb and Pretty styled to keep you look NICELY fresh and pretty about your housework. Trim with briRht ric rac tie a narrow belt neatly in front. It's a wearable daytimer with the longer sleeve. POWDER TOOTH Coaa McKeaaon A Robbina Ioc, Bridgeport, MARCH OF DIMES young feller," he said, "you've Just come home from a , no. rBiiern n, .in . . -fight with the little boy down the .n . n . . ooiv 'i t street. Now you have an enemy, 4 jrardu of 39 or haven't you?" "No, sir," replied the lad, "JimTh rail and Winter FASHION will guide e,you amoothly and experuy In my's my friend." wearable winter wardrobe: ape- free pattern printed Inalde feature, Grandpa didn't want to get In- rlal zn rent. the book, volved in that Issue so he adhered "But he to the enemy theory. SEWING CIRCLE PATTITRM DEM SM Seath Welle St.. Caleeie 1. lit. might become an enemy," he pointed out. "and then you might Fnrloae IS eenta la eolna for acta have a lot of trouble with him eattern dealred. later on. Take me for instance. I Slie.. ......... Pattern No get along very well with every.......... Nam body. I haven't got an enemy In Addrena the world." "Sure, 1 know, grandpa." the boy replied, "that's because you 0-- T m plan-nin- outlived GONE TO CHANGE IT FOR COTTON i YOU It? SOLO LIKE SOMETHING IN PLAMHEL" "YOU CAM CO SA OVER. FRIDAY NIGHT, HENCY, IP YOfcJ OONT THINK WY FOLKS WILL 6E IAJJ THE WAY e JANUARY 16-3- 1 them all." WITH THE WIND Mistress The canary Is gone. What happened to it?" Maid I can't imagine. It was there when I cleaned out the cage with the vacuum cleaner. "THIS BLACK CHIFFON THING ME AS A OltXiSTAAAS GIFT I Always Are Smiles were beamed across the restaurant tables between a man and a woman almost at opposite ends of the room. She lost interest soon, though, and before he could follow up his initial advantage her smile had frozen completely. Turning to a man who had paused beside him to lieht a clear the disappointed diner said In rather resigned tone: "Women certainly are fickle, aren't they? That pretty woman over at that table was flirting with me only a few seconds ago and now she looks a cold as an iceberg." "Yes." agreed the man, "my wife Is very unpredictable." COLD DEMONS COT YOll CHILD ? jGtjfly C-Cy- x y itllwfe VlaT Don,t ,et "Cold NxrVi ) ill' Xf IbGlffS'sQ' tlj T'v y IV 17 n - - Iv-- V' ' Vvv1 sk Ys'itK ?V' VjJ maka ' f tf '"' Faat, safe Mentholatum help 'esson congestion. Iu vapor eoothe inflamed pasBflRes, ease coughing spasms. For head colda, too . . . make breathing ea"'cr' I" jars, tubea. FOR POCKET OR PURSE! Real Mnfho(own deification In handy tlick form. rtna qvitk relief to dry, cracked, chapped lips . . . any time, ony where ( Eoiy o carry, eoiy to ma. Only 35. ti&Jl DenK" chest feel aore, con- &7r?jfL her rub on Mentholatum. fronted MENTHOLATUM medicoled STICK l? t 0 '7?7Sy |