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Show Thursday, October 30, 1947 PAGE SEVEN THE TIMES- - NEWS, NEPHT, UTAH Gems of Thought 'T'HE man who keeps Simile Awhilfig every-- thing for himself dies a pauper. Those who would enrich themselves must begin by enriching others. ifi CROSS town : &Ji v J' BOBBY sox ' f:-- ' . - Changed Her She was Pensiv tvben I met her Sadness was on her brow. But my checkbook made her happy. now. And she's Disappointment should always be taken as a stimulant, and never C. B. viewed as a discouragement. Wewcomb. Why Repeat? Professor Why aren't you taking notes on my lecture? Student Don't have to. I've got my grandfather's. A vacationing wife returned home to her husband after two weeks, looked at the house and said, "Everything's exactly as I left it. What have you been up to?" worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. Mahatma Gandhi. Freedom is not Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly. Plutarch. Figuratively A G.I. met a little Cockney who was entl used about a cruise he had made to South America. 'First," he reported, "we stops at Cuba and then puts in at Haiti." Learn to Meet Emergencies by Reading 'Practical Instructions for Home Nurse . I "What 1 can't understand is why yon seldom do any sewing until we're all packed and ready to go someplace!" 1 ig 1 y 1 wonder u heB stnl here trom ast night or waiting to take her oat tonight!" NANCY And they all are taken up In our booklet no. Oi. if he's Just Send 25 cents in coin for "Practical In- strurtic?! for The Home Nurse" to Weekly Z43 West I7tn Street, Newspaper Service. New York 11, New York. Print name, ad dress with zone, booklet title and No. 78. By Ernie Buihmiller OH, DEAR I WONDER WHERE IT TGOES AY I I I g - nest LWENTC v.HAT THE NERVE OF THEM USING- My HAT FOR A I SH v K1 Wk -- M Mother Becomes Nurse ... The wheels of a speeding train appear to turn the wrong way in DEWARE of rusty nails. motion pictures. 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The veteran state legislator and attorney is considered a champion of farmers in western Oklahoma where drouths were serious this ' year. He released copies of a bill which he plans to introduce in the legislature in 1949. The act would specifically set forth that any artificially-producerain would be considered an act for of God upon which no damages can be predicated." That would relieve the state of d liability in case a state-finance- rain caused a destructive flood, said Pruett. The state board of agriculture would be authorized to enter into a contract with the federal govern ment or individuals for use of planes to distribute dry ice over clouds. Pruett would give the board of agriculture authority to determine g when and where the appropriation would be spent, but the bill would call for "equitable distribution" of the funds and the rain over the state. rain-makin- d By Arthur Pointer JITTER The English poet Swinburne took offense at the slightest criticism At one time, while visiting with a clergyman, he consented to show his latest poem to his host. "It's very good, said the clergy man, "but don't you think some of the lines need polishing?" Insulted, Swinburne peevishly snatched the manuscript from the other's hands and fled from the room. The next morning, when the poet came down for breakfnst. his host apologized for what he had said. "I didn't mean to hurt your feel ings, he said. "That's all right," replied Swin By Gene Byrne REG'LAR FELLERS I MOM.' If WHAT AR. WE L J' I WHAT LOCK..' Tthat f-3 MISERABLE LOOK AT " cardJ(CPU y fii&f0 "l - g Ll1 YiELlS- - MOM' J-- I I PUT U j7fTI if THAT f UP MYSELF TO tCEEP CAR.D SOMEBODY ELM. PROM I TM' MOUSa S6ETTIf' BCORB TOUCDU.O lv. S.it J 7 ' Jy3'. empty?" Foibles Hubby Darling, I think you spend entirely too much money getting your hand read. Wifey And, dear, I think you spend entirely too much money getting your nose red. Sweet old lady (to eolfer vain. Indian Gives Henry Ford Idea on Mass Production One day, by the way, Henry Ford was passing through Santa Fe on his way to California. Stopping at one of the numerous stalls owned by Indians, he noticed some beautifully carved chairs fashioned in a curious style, and obviously inr. No two spired by the of them were alike. "How much for the chairs?" "You have th advantAfp nvov me when we are out together." "now so?" "You're in better company than I am." Up on Leopards African hunter While wander ing around a native village I spotted a leopard. Sweet girl Don't be silly. They grow that way. My, My Lady (to guide at Yellowstone park) Do these hot springs ever freeze over? Guide Yes, indeed, lady. Last winter a lady broke through the ice and scalded her foot. Mrs. Locust Saws Wood While Hubby Serenades The wife of the locust (cicada) is a pretty busy insect, but she is consoled somewhat by the serenade her mate gives her on his two trick cavities in his abdomen. While Mr. Locust waves a membrane over the cavities and gives out with his harsh music, his wife is busy sawing slits into tree limbs. Although not a member of the carpenters' union, the female locust manages to make an opening in the wood to deposit her eggs. After the eggs hatch, the grubs fall to the ground and quickly dig their own home near succulent roots. There they stay, unless their root dies, until they emerge 13 or 17 years later, depending on the variation of the species. stall-holde- Ford asked, in a business-lik- Would where Said She ,,M Par-- - pt. On Reputation A garage man answered the distress call of a woman motorist whose car had stalled. He made an examination and informed her it was out of gas. km u ours sae car, sue asked, "if J drive it home with the gas tank ly searching for his ball) Why Wheels on Train in if I told you it be Movie Travel in Reverse it was?cheating When Illness Strikes ., 'And what comes after Haiti?" asked the G.I. politely. "H'eighty-one,- " said the Cock ney. e tone. "Five dollars." T like that one. Have you any others like it?" "No, each one is different." "Can you make me some more of the same kind?" "Yes." "If I order twelve, will you give burne. "Before I went to bed last night I thought over what you had me a special price?" The Indian reflected a moment. said and concluded that you were right. So I burned the manu- "I can make you twelve of them at eight dollars apiece." script." "You burned it!" cried the "Eight dollars? But you just clergyman, filled with remorse. said five." "Look. When I make a chair, "But it was a fine poem!" "That's what I thought this when I create a new design, I put my whole heart and soul into it. morning," agreed Swinburne, pleased by the sensation he had If I have to go through that eleven created, "so I wrote it over from times I must at least make a profit out of it." memory!" Relief At Last For Your Cough Creomulslon relieves promptly because it goes right to the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, Inflamed bronchial mucous membranes. Tell your druggist to sell you a bottle of Creomulslon with the understanding you must like the way It quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. CREOMULSION for Coudis. Chest Colds. Bronchitis Ptr FASTER SMOOTHtRt 5 Blades J SINGll OK k DOVBli tDCt ml 10 "CAMELS ARE THE CHOICE OF EXPERIENCE WITH ME!" 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