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Show THE Pajre Six imrini "" ni imr- Thursday, September 30, 1943 NEPHI, UTAH S, inn -j b U IN IN Y I hjl TIMES-NEW- Or LLr ii, iSLUH, i SEE SIDE E3QE 3QC 3QG 3QE 3EK SPARKY WATTS I WANT YOU BOYS, TO MEET SPARKY, YOUR NEW TEAM MATE 1 THINK GONNA 0E TH GREATEST PLAYEK TH' 6AME HA EVEK HAP If II JfA MW J7' JU6GY. THEOW A FEW PALLS -- LETS HIM SEE HIM BAT.' . I J j W-SMM, if I I Mk hWk - PLEACHED problem? Well, I've been keeping company with a man for 32 years. I find I am becoming rather fond of him and I think we should be married. Q. You think 32 years is too long for a courtship? A. Yes. Maybe I'm being unreasonable, but I'm the impatient type. A. FOR A HOME eiiKi in J )l "'Jl LALA PALOOZA V POOR OH. LLALA! ha J THEY CAN'T GET WE'LL V HAVE ALU I l J THE LOOK- If THERE'S SOMETHtN' ROADS T 1 MIGHT BE A BUM STEER ( MjSIAri LOOK YOU SEE K HEY, YOU-D- D CAR WITH TWO GUYS rVJHD A WOMAN GO THR0U5H I , I S N Wt OlfiUT 7 1 -- uo?i-tJ psy- chologist, and O. Duffle Baggs, author, swoon, which is a great disappointment to them as they had counted on making quite a radio hit.) Now let's see Q. (continuing) what the man in the case has to say. You came here so you could be guided by the board's decision? A. No; I just jumped at my chance to get on the air. Q. What is your answer to this 1 woman's story? A. The of her. last 10 years I have tired - Won't she let you leave? Yes, but she won't let me take all the furniture and a half ton of Q. A. coal! REG'LAR FELLERS Stuff d GOMUf champe.cn pitcher.-- - THAT th High-Price- MOUMS ) S 'HfTYTT'''' . jH--5- get ( k. XJyA 1M T By GENE BYRNES HE'S FTE WANT pitch . (The interrogator finds the mediators are still out and proceeds with the next case.) "TOO Five A GUARANTEE EXPENSIVE-- .' CENTS A fiAMt AN OF THREE. GAMES cc: A cr-i- m. Q. am? 1 tar. Machine. Safe. EXCHANGE Lake City. Utah PAID for certain Indian raliea. Zbe. ULfi-"- ! GROVES. 6601 Oshkoab. Chicago. Illinoia. Illustrated identification chart FARM MACHINERY WANTED Mower attachment for Fordaoa also hay rake. Interested in tract; ther farm machinery. C. E. PETERSON, HAS Paeifie Ave., Salt Lake USED CARS - Ph. 0ST TRAILERS Attention RABBIT RAISERS (The three mediators, Oscar Wimps, jurist; Theodore Spudd, famous Office Kami $100.00 board! By RUBE GOLDBERG YOP. . , BUY INDIAN RELICS What does the man say? Every night he just comes home, reads the newspaper, finds fault with everything. He shows no interest in me or the children. Q. What children? A. Our children. Q. How old are these children? A. The oldest is 36. Q. But you said you had only known this man 32 years. A. That's one of the things I want to have straightened out by this ll.rt.T i AND 8KLL FilM. Typewriter. Adding SALT LAKE DESK It West Broaaway. Salt Wm Q. A. Right Through Center ft. ZZlt Colo StnoL SL Louis, OFFICE EQUIPMENT Now we come to Case 877. Will you tell the board about your Jill mmsT PU10W Mf L CO, Q. WHAT PO YOU MEAN, MAYPE Nai GREAT BALL. PLAYER? Li -- PUT YOU SEE WHERE TH' PALL EVEN HE P0E-SNKNOW ENOUGH TO M WENT OVER TH' CENTER FIELP PUCK A WILP uiw To r tXATUCDC OLD noes. 4i i ears eauBiwrwrr SJkia nnu or Wrttm Lfll II LllJ rIteaJins. I radio program.) 3QC J J? - W EmT N T FEATHERS WANTED OUE OWN RADIO DOMESTIC MEDIATION BOARD (After listening- to a famous By BOODY ROGERS " DEPART ME VpiLPhillipr Clean Comics Thai Will Amuse Both Old and Young BE CLASSIFIED Wo an HEADQUARTERS for BABBIT SKINS. Ship your BABBIT SKINS to as and receive HIGHEST MARKET PRICES. NORTHWESTERN Hide and Fur Co. 463 South 3rd West DAIRY EQUIPMENT 'ATTENTION DAIRYMEN Complete dairy equipment of Houston Dairy, 1718 Vine St, Hurray, Utah 1 flueleas a team boiler. Cherry-Burra- li 1 pasteuriser with pump. 1 Taylor recording thermometer. with thermometer 1 Taylor indicating stainless steel pipe and fittings. 1 36-8stainless steel receiving vat. 1 Cherry-Burre- ll bottiin machine. 1 40-scapacity aeroator. 1 Compressor with unit. tO milk crates, wire and wooden. cans. ALSO MISC. ARTICLES. RABBIT SKIN What Is your problem, mad- A. It's about, my mother. A couple of years ago I got married and we came home to live with her. My husband can't work as he has a mania for cross word puzzles. I tried working once and don't like it either. We were very happy with mother until the last six months. Q. What is causing your unhap-pine- HEADQUARTERS Get the full market for your domestic rabbit skins. R. C. Elliott & Co. 40 N. 3rd West St. Salt Lake City, Utah ss now? POP Victory Gardener HE'S NEVER UKED ME SINCE I CONGRATULATED . HIM ON GROWING A REALLY FINE CUCUMBER .' WHAT WAS IN f HV Important Now By FRANK WEBB ALL TUG B& C LCTMINA LMANUFACTUREOS ARC K ZSj FOA WRONG THAT? br The Ben BrMtesrs. tec US RAISING KANE By J. MILLAR WATI IT HAPPEN E0 TO BE 0C AND T V 6ALC I MAOe rtw TH (po . MANINTOCON pacoon aT MGvrrtrrr ytHAT is rr 7 A. Mother gave up her job at the iron mill! Q. Since she is 70 years old, isn't it possible she has some excuse? A. No. We had her examined by the family veterinarian, and he says she is still able to work all week if she rests Sundays. Means of Teaching disasters of the unfortunate should prove the effectual means of teaching the lesson of caution to the fortunate. E. Davies. "Hie What do you wish to know? I want to know if a mother has a right to stop work. Q. Now, let's get the other side. Mother, what have you to say? A. She's crazy. I would be working right now but she made me quit to come down here on this radio program. Q. Why did you do it? A. She said if we went over good we might get a regular air engage-men- L Q. 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