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Show THE Paee Six km Who run Thursday December 251941- - NEPHI. UTAH TIMES-NEW- F "1 W THE PAPERS OF PRIVATE Pt'RKEY BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN THAT'S "WE SITUATION,' DAD"' REt" ADNJlSED rAE TO TALK THE MATTER OVER VJltH YOU) AND ET VOUR OPINION " HAL. OFF- - HAND. ID SAY ttrVKE ANOTHER PICTURE FOR THEM i YOU VMCLL. lr 'fAVOKUE DC ICAC& vyll NWRA ARE MIGHTY VOONGr YET! GET THE FAME; AM AM' ftONEY riLMS I COMul "Tll AT VDU AN, PUT THE CARPS ON THE TABLE Mil ! WELL, THEN SEE IF THE VONT GIVE MVRA A F rt'S SCREEN TEST CsOOO A&V "THEM TO LET HER BE IN THE PICTURE vwifH VOU'. THAT '5 ALL FOR. BUT SUPPOSE THEY WANT TO HOLD ME TO THE WONT MO CARRIAGE CLAUSE IN YOUR CONTRACT TAKE WRATO HOLLYWOOD WTU WHILE YOU CAN J! - CONTRACT AS THEN ? - today 0 io PLEASE II jaf Hutir SfsiefUai. j fra LALA PALOOZA --Vincent Take a Walk " V ?ic IE. Vn i'i I f ONLY LET ME HAVE HORSES AN 'FIVE BUCKS leOT HELP ME SuAETrMMG-AA LOUISVllLE fOfK TOMOBROW LITTLE Vl ifl X By RUBE GOLDBERG I fohrft tup M IIII JMKJ I4 GET BUSY-MOTHAT GRANDFATHER'S CLOCK IN THE NEXT ROOM VE I v R? fj 1 ADO TOA &3 WMPyM rggyTV'yi 7pa J& 15? Jffi Jf 4T V'OUGHTj TWENTY Dear Ma Well I have done a lot of kidding and squawking in my letters but I After gess that is ell over now. what them double crossing Japs did there is no longei nc funny, side U this training and all I want to do is get a crack at them. All the boys feel the same way. Up to the time they heard about them Japs stabbing Uncle Sam in the back under a flag of truce I gess they all felt the same as me that the war was too far away to bother much and that this army training was a pain in the neck. But it woke us all up like nd bugle ever did. I kind of felt that nobody wood ever tackle this country on account of we got two big oceans to depend on and all that and I gess I never sweated in a manoover without saying to myself this Is the bunk as Hitler wood be crazy to get more trouble on his hands. I never thought that Japan would be even crazier. I hated the hikes, I hated the drills and inspeckshuns and I could not bathe a new crop of corns without burning up inside. But all of a sudden I feel different Even my bunions seem patriotic now. It's the same way all through my outfit. Jeeps who have been squawking eight hours a day look like they become fighting men over night. They know it is not all a lot of foolishness no more and any boy in camp will attack a tank single handed now if you just tell him there is a Japanese doll inside. REG'LAR FELLERS Merited Reward JO IS A SOFT JOB JOB IN TH' TH' MOST WOIL IS BEIN TH' OFFICIAL TASTER. FOT2.TH' EMPEROR Of A SOJERS WHAf DANG-ER.OU- By GENE BYRNES y HE HASfATASlEAU. DAMGER.OOSj( AT30UY R.0 - ?) lT,7 1 U- TH' FOOD THAT (VoWY.5UFPOSN'TH' TASTER, CrETS A SOIVED TO THE EMPEROR. To BE n 7rgzfor Vj?uRE NlTwnANlA. As for me personally ma I got a clear picture of what the country is up against for the first time and I wonder now that I did not get the right slant long before this. I gess it was just because I got snatched so sudden from all the comforts of civilun life that I didn't see straight. I was soar over giving up a box spring mattress, a personal alarm clock and the right to do what I pleased. But Emperor Hotsy-Tog- o or whatever you call him woke me up like nobody's business. I am so soar now that I am sorry I ever applauded Japanese tightrope walkers. FtTlt? SOMETHiM HOI-DC- Poison HEGE.T5A 5W5W(rOUE MEDAL Fl V- AJ'' THAT EST -- This war has all of a sudden become a great exciting show, ma. It don't seem just like a optical allusion no more. All the tanks don't seem like they was just a few things being demonstrated by a auto salesman. My rifle witch has just seemed something I wood like to have carried for me by a caddy has all of a sudden become my BUDDY! It's real and human. And my uniform even when it is wet and wrinkled now looks like the grandest uniform anybody could ever climb into. What has come over me I don't know for sure but I credit the Mikadoo with an assist. a o MESCAL IKE bt s.l.huntley gotta wwy ooMrrcuAT"1 PwOULOJATAKE MVlf I PLACE JEST WUE I MAKE A PHOME. y " 'MJW MAGlKJECf PlAV ) (Me-.fU.- ' VJHATS " , " .BTlGOWP i- .- I Si '..'1 Pattern 7115. a lovely wall hanging LlERE'S 1 A that's fascinating to em- broider in soft colors. stitches are very easy. All the Pattern 7115 contains a transfer pattern of a picture 15 by 20 inches; illustrations of stitches; materials needed, color chart. To obtain this pattern send your order to: Sewing Circle Needleeraft Dept. Minna St. San Francisco, Calif. Enclose 15 cents In coins for Pattern No 117 Name , Address More Raleigh Jingles Beginning the middle of January, Raleigh Cigarettes will offer liberal prizes in a big jingle contest to be run in this paper. One hundred and thirty-thre- e prizes will be awarded each week. Adv. DON'T LET CONSTIPATION SLOW YOU UP When bowel are sluggish and you feel irritable, headachy and everything you do it an effort, do as tnilUona do chew the modern chewing gum laxative. Simply cbew FEEN-A- MINT before you go to bed eleep without being disturbed next morning gentle, thorough relief, helping you feel swell again, full of your normal pep. Try Tastes good, is handy and economical. A generous family supply . FEEN-A-MIN- I gess you will have to forget about mc being home for Christmas. But I know what kind of a mother fou are and I gess you feel just like I do about what has happened. I have done a lot of wise cracking about being leased or lent but don't care where they use me now. to long as it is where I can take a lock at the world's worst enemies 1 Pop Hurt Hi Pride POP I'VE STILL IQU. WHEN By GOT YOUR ARE IP YOO DON'T PAy ME SOON I'LL YOU GOING TO IF VOU BURN 9 E?URN THE: T I ME PAV J. MILLAR WATT AAV I.01J. HAVE- - THING TLL THE LAW ON FOR you IT ? f today, witch while the double-tal- k FEEH-A-MIHT- To Profitable Book That is a good book which is with expectation and l'1 opened closed with a profit Alcott. nations jab a knife in your kidney asking what you want for Christmas. HOTEL BEN LOMOND OQDEN. UTAH Well, I must close now. Do not worry. Everything will come out all right with the old Start and Stripes on top. Your loving son, ,51 1 1 JIM Oscar. P. S. I serpose pop is trying to get into the army again now. Tell him to forget it and stay home and look out for you as I will do enough lighting for all three of us. THOUGHT ON FOOD It is the sad, unlucky fate Of tome to have a diet; MM THE I no m CLEAN And i SPORTING v KEEPING Each time they hear a friend's lost weight They ask him how, and try it. J Wi ft i 401Wtfc am citriHti AMD WILLIAMS T ARMSTRONG 1 don't know, Myrt, It kind thow ! 6Ef5 A t) "P 6riM C' OH MIS 9tHuA t1 m rut ltft MSKIt mJtm Arte trtit. mjtsv m ft "Remember back before social lecurity when people thought the ay to be sure of a good living In their old age was to raise a lot of grateful sons and daughters?" asks Merrill Chllcote. DESERT BONO In Cunningham, Said Nazis, running. There's less of ham. And more of cunning. Richard Armour. CIS? GLUYAS By N 6t8 7 LANG 0OM o yet, however fond and fair Their hopes at the beginning. They almost always find that they're More thinned against than thinning. Richard Armour. k. . r . . ftMN6 rr The time to anticipate a war Ihene day la when the peace converHaliona reach a bright. "Up to Pearl Harbor," said Elmer IVitchell today, "I never thought Drson Welles' famous broadcast would be topped in rrt lifetime." I J ,1 ,1 salai&li tW Baths I1.N s $4.M Me . S4-PsatUr assess far persists Aar Ceelea Leeact aa4 Later Maine Beeei CeaTet ghee Ts Beesi Beats ef ftetarr Elwaalt Inntt " Eschanae Oetlaiutt "t Cassises at Centres sal A4 CI ah Hotel Ben Lomond OCDEN. UTAH Bakers K. YMck. Max. BEACONS of SAFETY Like a beacon light on the height the advertisements in newspapers direct you to newer, better and easier ways of providing the things needed or desired. It shines, this beacon of newspaper advertising and it will be to four advantage to fol- low it whenever make a purchase. you |