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Show THE PAGE SIX TIMES-NEW- NEPHI, UTAH S, Thursday, November 23, 1939 He Fleeted President The only man whose single vote selected an American President was Joseph P. Bradley (1813- 1892), a justice of the United States Supreme court. As one of the 15 members of the special commission delegated to settle the n dispute in 1877, his vote, the last and decisive one, gave the presidency to Ruther ford B. Hayes. Collier's. Fun for the "Whole Family Hayes-Tilde- QuOTEsfe'fl. Bcnond Fcnmrea A LAW OF LIFE T IS a law of life that evil days begin for any people when more dependence is placed upon legislative than upon novelties virtues.' Justice George IT. Maxey, Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. " By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP AND IN "THE TMII5D PLACT ALTHO HE DOeSNT KNOW IT, ,lN THE FIRST RLACE.,1 WANT YOU ALL "Xo STOP KIDDlNQr iT in the second h& PLACE ,HIS FATHER USED "lb VORK RPR Mg IN THE CUD, DAYS AND 1 PROMISED HIM I'D GNC f rT mv cat tare bennv eecAuee I SOME DAY V.o ZZL Kl VlKl M THE MOST VALJUA&LE AND YM UNUSUAL. CURIOSITIES WVTH TV4C SHOW MAME Ik 'MOR . crt V- M K -- W ff3 FEW MINUTES LATER. C HEE , TANKS. EVEyTHlNCV IS O.K. NOU). BENNVJ ) B, '. FTEAVCS WONT CARE KID I VOU ANy MORE MOTS VJHERE TO GET OFF AT - A WKiHl, VLW. THOSE I AlOBODy EMER TALKED -- v A' 1. RGHT p X , ft LJfcE HIM A - COMIC STfclP A HE'S Those Turbans Look Funny but They're Useful WHILE PINTO IS UNDER TWe BOO HOO- LEETLP AITV. OH, WHY DO Y KhHFE, LALA'S nerves reach VOU MOOST NOT SPOIL THANK5?. MORE BANDAGES! THEY HAVE THE BREAKING POINT AND ze COMPLEXION WIZ PROFESSORTO KEEP UL 3 SHE SENDS FOR PROFESSOR By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA I ZE FOOLISH TEARS SAY, "BAZOOLA BAZODLA AKin ill WILL BE HUNKY-DUNK- Y ZEERO TO FIND OUT IP HER PET SHRIMP-HOUNWILL RECOVER D ( - s BOO HOOIILL BEHAVE i I - 1 1 ANYWHERE! RUNNING IN AND OUT OF THE OPERATING i roomT OH, PROFESSOR, TELL fA6 WILL PINTO GET WELL? 1 J Syndicate, la a. S'MATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Oops! Exception! O When winter dumps snow and ice on roads and highways, the crash rate goes up. Lives are lost. People are injured. Cars and trucks require expensive repairs. Accident costs are tremendous. Even the most careful drivers are in danger. A quick, safe stop may be necessary any second. Play safe. Don't gamble. Keep tire chains in your car and truck and be ready for stormy weather. Use WEED American Bar -- Reinforced TIRE CHAINS With Weed Americans you can start easier, drive safer, stop quicker. MESCAL IKE I Br S. I- Anything Up to Half a Ton - HUNTLEY .jii 11 I f OP BOOK TO P i FS( iaLStLW!l'53 rr OM . WT DON'T HEAP. y it 1 tilt til .tue oosv f HE OoeSKIT njO. oO Qooo No Substitutes WWAT MC5T By -- IP VOU YOU.RSELP 00 THEY WONT LET YOU ON THE- THE-TICK&T- 4 GREAT FEATURES 1 TO ' on O Made of Weedalloy a links more than stronger, tougher met.!. aouote toe mileage. A Side chains hardened to End 4 Patented Lever-loc- k resist curb and rut wear Hooks easy to use and increases cross chaia positive fastening. mileage. III Turn Hurting Ourselves Quick to Speak To be angry is to revenge the The rushing flow of speech and their own eloquence is fatal to faults of others upon ourselves. Pope. many. Juvenal. r J. MILLAR WATT CAMELS ARE THAT MEANS DOE-- TRANSFERASEMEAN ON uoeoov ' II MCS THEM MEfl POP Aarco,TlJ5':y And you get more than twice the mileage. Ask for the chains with red end books. American Chain 8t Cable Company, Inc., Bridgeport, Conn., also makers of tractor chains and chains for all farm uses. DOWY - , LONG-BURNIN- G; AND, LIKING FINE - TASTE ANP AROMA POP ? THE WAY I DOIT'S GRAND TO GET EXTRA SMOKING TOO "V. j n 1 if. THE AUDIENCE The actress was appearing in a breakfast scene where eggs were being served, aid a child wttlng In a box made manifest his Interest e food. Stepping down to the in footlights the actress tendered the youngster an egg; but his mother drew back her child with a sign of annoyance. "You should let the young man take it," said the actress quietly "It is quite extraordinary for eggs to be passed from this side of the footlights." 'ffOB UK BOH etusf 44 Strike' Penned Fisherman When a fish takes the hook wt call it a strike. Tourist WhyT Fisherman Well, the man with the rod begins to have a lot of labor Cheerful News cold snap tmA MMV (ALLS ft KELP tajtf ton thc UNDfcR NOURISHED CHILD STRICKEN LOCAL OQCAwmiOH 5WAMPED WlTHCAUSj (N SCHOOL (OLD ANPRAtN WtVfc Of UNfORTUNATEJ 00 S0MCTHIN6 AWurUuS.NOW app to distress GOT TO PMTH peiNGS AiOlHfcK. (UMMUHITY OlcST OVER The P PT rf ift FAIR rLAT By CLUYAS WILLIAMS important 1 .o. Whatever price TO" idu"-. r 1.:- Mull to . arr ai t " v. . I . . NEIL SULLIVAN Am PatU Ntwtntt Camtrama MORE PLEASURE PER PUFF-MO-RE PUFFS PER PACK trouble. Ahem! CM ON ftAOV IwatlopisMX MiMM c mi list H'Tf f.Xt "Where Is the man who doesn't Ifke to toe smiling, cheerful faces around him when things go wrong?" "You'll find him on any golf course. Penny for Peony m Your Bast Cigarette Boy |
