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Show THE PAGE SIX NEPHI. UTAH TIMES-NEW- Thursday, October 26, 1939 Hasty Regrets Folloiv Hasty Conclusions Jimmy, who had been climbing trees, came in for the second time within the week with his trousers torn. "This time you can go upstairs and mend them yourself," ordered the harassed mother. Some time later she went upstairs to see how he was getting along. She found the trousers there, but no Jimmy. Puzzled, she came downstairs, still looking for Jimmy. She noticed, as she passed, that the cellar door, usually shut, was open. She went to the door and called down loudly and angrily, "Are you running around down there without your trousers on?" The reply came in a stern and heavy masculine voice: "No, madam, I'm reading the gas meter." n rum ror rami y inose BIG TOP SLK". SO LONG. CHIEF - JEFF T30DE AGE DON WIGHT NO". ' I'LL DO My BESTSEE you LATER ANOTHER 'AD IN THE PAPERS AND TRy "TO rET THEM TO GNE! A UTTLE SPREAD OH FRONT PAGES . 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( Please write your name, address and pattern number plainly. nucK WUOTES , (Anwi3otjV L,'5"r Nee-dlecr- Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Sentinel Q Fcs.ru res FAITH HE present world situation is showing us that men cannot leave Cod out of account and retain thrir faith in the dignity of human personality and the sacredness of human lilicrty and human life." Bishop William T. Manning. I According to Kind MESCAL IKE If the Apples Only Hold Out By S. L. HUNTLEY ( UMATCWA. DCXK4 J I MeS LOOilM" FERN ANOTHER GREEKI APPLE LIKE TU' ONE V Wir MADE TK' TEAaMER a SO 5ICK. SHE T cone TO SCHOOL COLX-OrJ-- he got vesTiDcryxfp J r Each thing lives according to its kind; the heart by love, the intellect by truth, the higher nature of man by intimate communion with God. Chapin. 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Park apes SYSTEM WH&ni Italian v. ho MUSEUM MILEAGE By CLUYAS WILLIAMS wai working on a railway in Florida had been told to beware of rattlesnakes, but was assured that they would always give the naming rattle before striking. One day he was sitting on a pine log eating his dinner when he saw a big make coiled a few feet in front of him. Keeping an eye on the reptile, he began to raise his feet from the ground, and as be did so the snake's fangs hit the bark beneath him, no warning having been given. "Ron of a gun!" yelled the Italian. "Why you no ringa da bell?" V imritm mm utjfut mrV ttm nouun, noGtost xow House jma am cmim6 not Wo Ddrr. Rvv fc CCMt SOKfm MIMH km, ui itp. tfeHH M (WW MOtl m otna, to KFf rw in nr t&UN.lMi juwoa w BW loot Twl ruenf or tw'6 CRK5? Dollie Ves, father, but tell me, how do they get In? Annoyed PENNY FOR PENNY YOUR EES7 CIGARETTE BUY! W 4339 I That's the Question Father Isn't it wonderful, Dollie, how the little chickens get out of the "I shan't trade with that grocer any more," said Mrs. Youngbride, coming from the kitchen, "the pumpkin he sold me is hollow WNU An Admission Revenge is a confession of pain. Seneca. G COSTLIER TOBACCOS was weak and miserable before she nsrd Dr. Pierce's Golden Medirat Discovery and it timu-Iste- d her appetite snd helped to strengthen her Wonderfully." Buy Dr. Pierce's Cold-e- n Medical Discovery in linn id or tablets (mm your dnifffrtftt today. See how vigorous you feel after using this tonic HRANDSI Br burning 25 slower, oa the average. Camels give smokers the equivalent of 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER wtwipi&rf $WB noon muc Mtoii!eAx Help Them CJranse the Ulcxxl of Harmful Ikxly Wate Your fcMnevs are constantly fllorfng want fnattr Irora the blood stream. But kidneys somctimea Iar in thrir work do not act as Nature Intended fsil to remove Impuriti that, if retained, may poison th system and upset the whole body machinery. Symptoms mty be Birring backsrh. persrsteot headache, attacks of diumeas up Bights, swelling, pullineee getting under the ye a feeling of nervous svnaiety and lose of pep snd strength. Other signs of kidney or blsdder disorder are sometimes burning, scanty or too frequent urinstion. Thers should be no doubt that prompt treatment is wiser than neglect, t se toan' PtlU. Dean's have b"n winning new friends for more than forty yesrs. They hsve a nation-wid- e Are reeommended by grateful reputation. people the country over. Ak ymtr nAghbott EE mmM |