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Show TIIK PACE SIX --a ii .. i am am TIMES-NEW- mm NEPHI. UTAH S. ,. - ... Thursday, April 8, 1937 . a . , WORLD'S BEST COMICS I - ---- WHO'S NEWS THIS WEEK... A chance at rare beauty genuine luxury is yours in this lovely crocheted Tace cloth! Just a 3 , Inch medallion crocheted in string forms it you'U have a quantity of them together in no time. And what lovely gifts you can make of them chair sets, scarfs, pil- - By Lemuel F. Parton rrrrfYrrrrrfr and Humorists Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists w I Enchanting Gifts of Lacy Crochet "Just a Poor Hlntorlan." YORK. In 1933, NEW William E. Dodd protested to Chancellor Hitler against assaults on Americans who failed to give the Nazi salute. He made these representations quietly but emphatically. His protest was effective. w. Being naturally calm and tactful. It Is quite certain that he will not aggravate the present difficulty as his government calls Germany to account for press attacks on America. But he is not spineless and will not be merely a messenger boy. He has disproved the assumption that an ambassador to a major pow-must be rich. "Just a poor historian," he lives simply and rides third class around Germany. lie says this Is a much better way of understanding Germany and knowing the people than attending state banquets which he abhors. The Germans like him and even forgive his belief In democracy, which he bluntly expresses when such expression seems pertinent. His doctor's degree was obtained at the University of Leipzig, and one of his best books was a biography of Thomas Jefferson, written in German. They have forgiven that, too. Most of his thirty years as a historian was spent at the University of Chicago. When he was appointed ambassador in June, 1933, he smilingly expressed doubt about being a diplomat. "The trouble is that a historian has to tell the truth," he said. Two former ambassadors to Germany, Bancroft and White, were historians, but in less troubled times. He has spoken frankly, and has been only occasionally vilified, as when Julius notorious Streicher, Germany's slurred his family on August '16, 1935. A native of North Carolina, he keeps a little cottage down in the Blue Ridge mountains, and drives around hi a worn little old car when he comes home. He likes out of doors and Is usually lie is medium, somewhat athletic In stature, with a look of keen awareness and competence, which softens as he speaks he is essentially a humanist. The failure of the League of Nations he regards as one of the tragedies of mankind. He has long been a torch bearer for the of "The ideals, Works of Woodrow Wilson," with Ray Stannard Baker. He is a former president of the American Historical association, highly distinguished and authoritative in his profession. 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A graduate might be a snob cum laude, but he was running an elevator just the same. Out in Minnesota, a college dean recently urged students to take postgraduate courses in refined speech, dress and decorum. It must be hard for the youngsters to decide what to be or MR. Dr. Dennett evidently doesn't suggest "rowdy" as the alternative of "nice." What he seems to have in mind is that Williams should draw more from the main democratic bloodstream, and not so much from d the arteries. He thinks the exclusive preparatory schools are funneling too many students into Williams. " blue-bloo- (?ArCH Boomerang His own misdeeds often return to the author of them. Seneca. Wil-soni- or do. v. jwi HAVE. BEEfi TT?AILIN& -i Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is a tonic which has, been helping women Adv. of all ages for nearly 70 years. The Admiralty Speaks. 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