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Show THE PACE SIX .inrimrinf .,pr.-rgnr-- ipii im u .imi - - 'rgnnii iFir tr TIMES-NEW- imi NEPIII. UTAH S. lj,, ,mt Thursday, September 10, 1936 lilt hum THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE . UO My ING" DOM'f -- TiS Br Otkorn A STRiflft. OKI DonT FlfiERlWATiS TOO EMBARRASS A CHALK MARK ON My I SMOt IS BETTER t 6 BRIMCs- I ,ILm VV-- I " k PFeet i - i'm im a stud", alwavs look at mv ang theij im Tc? see the, mark. chalk r7 SiJREi PRESSES &l'2jr SrJrrl H'1'1 SHOE? . . -. ioa Forsot pi, Pon'Y Look So -. . OH,. SURE , . 1 "J I v ,V the kind that inspires us to puss resolutions endors-.'nthe sunsets. Well. I don't be- lieve there's a small h city in this country that has finer sunsets Santa than Monica. And when He Got Sumthin' on Willyum, Yessir! By CM. PAYNE ones are available for towns of this size, Santa Monica will have them. Our boosters clubs will attend to that Irvin Cobb. What I'm getting at, though, is that any fellows who've given as much Joy to the world as Amos 'n' ITS A V "ito SI MESCAL IKE Br S. Wi j UjRjfy tv e iri. ' gt Sry lir 1 rnaicU. B.II wCkV-- pie-EvE- o, 3r - Jfe, hej GOMNiA must tenors make such faces when they sing? And why must a lady vocalist clutch when both hands to her tum-tushe reaches after a high note, as though she'd Just felt the first pangs of cholera morbus? And why must there ever be any professional pianist who also is a professional dandruff fancier and looks as though he should be gone over with one of these machines that they use to clean off office build ings. Just ordinary soap and water wouldn't do. And, oh, why does a basso insist on singing at great length of the joys of life at the bottom of a coal mine and, for an encore, e p of the me in the until I'm as seasick as a cow? Hasn't anybody since Rutherford B. Hayes was President, thought up a new song for bassos? And isn't anybody going to do so before the sands of the desert grow cold? It looks like years and years to wait. WHY WOT Iferrla. sielu mulp batesAMto IB HE'S ("IS BREATH I sand-blastin- g 7 " ro-ho- cra-hadl- ..:";! fopvrlght. FINNEY OF THE FORCE r MOlCHAEL, -- PAF? LIKl' MC OUT - B. t. Hunt1y, Trad Mftrk By Ted O'Loughlin u TMERE oH- - This ? vJMy Tt S A RE WARD HANJE OFFER n r TMlSMOM -- peppy try ri.u ' HE HAMDSOM& TUOilfiW' ic Vni . KETCH MlM WILL J FOIVE HUNMERT rvii Adc yA BRIMS" MlM REWARD OH HOME FIRST It-SO. I KIKl ONLY WEPT WlM 0 P?t COULD 0) R. U.IPaL To Be Sure OH-Ai- 7 r 1 1CIS is a sAvlryAT moneV-wh- at lotta would VA FiMNBY, PO, UAMDED 5 material "sympathies" to the loyalist side. Anyhow, Italy thinks so, COlMT and Germany, too. And now Portugal sprouts unrest and Great Britain issues threats. Since we already were neutral and, if we have any sense, will keep o on being as neutral as a signal America didn't need to enter any pacts. And if we continue minding our own business we'll have neither a sick headache nor a fresh batch of uncollectible foreign loans when the present mess is over. The point is that France seemingly has been caught playing a double diplomatic game. yod ' 2j Ml The Last Laugh ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES By O. JACOBSSON s (6 The Curse of Progress j. De nihilo nihil fit. (L.) Nothing comes from nothing. En deshabille. (F.) In undress. In hoe signo vinces. (L.) By this sign thou wilt conquer. (Motto of Constantine.) Wie Gewonnen, so zerronnen. (Ger.) As won, so flown; "light come, light go." Ippissima verba (L.) The very words. Week's Supply of Postum Free Itead the otter made by the Postum Company In another part of this paper. They will send a full week's supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for it Adv. Storm, Then Rainbow There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm. J. II. Vincent. 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Studying, playing-Readers of this paper can get full details of this remarkable lamp, Including illustrations of the many beautiful models, by simply sendpostcard to W. C. Coleman, ing a- WU-17Wichita, Kansas. Dept. ... New Wonders has yet been able to foresee the age to come. No age 44 AW FiMDS -- crkes his kap, aud Who is HlMSEiF It! A heid Irt "ME NEIGHBORHOOD, HOSTILE ATMOSPHERE SOS Mercy. killed Cock Robin? Who Dead, isn't he? His widow and orphans can go on relief, can't they? But how about pretty Boy Sparrow? There's the one to think about so young and so gifted and ambitious. The Women's Aid Society for the Freeing of Criminals How soon can we get that poor lad out into the sunshine once more? He takes aim so much better in the sunshine. Must we wait until he breaks out? The state parole board Not at all, ladies, not at all. Just be patient a little while, then leave it to us. Gov. Mushy J. Sapp But why wait? When I think of that bleak d UnAlcatraz and that cle Sam I'm proud to have some wholesome sentiment in my soul. Pass me that pardon blank. Pretty Boy Sparrow Well, happy days are here again. Say, I never did like that canary much either. Where's my tommy gun? AT OKE STATE FAIR . Die record of om txtiibitor lii has ist many brands but who new BUS CLABBER GIRL, Wholesale nlushiry. Is si SALT LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY 1. Onr lobby Is delightfully air cooled during the summer months Rmdlo tor Every Room 200 Rooms 200 BaUis The Wisdom of Frogs. LADY naturalist at the Smithsonian in Washington has been experimenting and she says that frogs not only listen to political speeches on the radio but, by their croaks at the finish, indicate a deep appreciation of same. This helps to confirm an opinion I've had all along, that the only end of a frog which should command my entire approval is the end the legs grow on especially when fried in cracker crumbs. On second thought, though, maybe the frog has more brains than I'm giving hinl credit for. When you applaud at the end of a broadcast there's no chance for an encore. IRVIN S. COBB, BABY, WHO NEvCR CRIES. At RLFd&E'b 10 FlUlSH HIS MILK, rxAtfPLE pro-Tlsl- for air WHO A NI&Hf, NEVER times 5 gives more I Rural Appeal "Do you intend to take the stump this summer?" "Yes," said Senator Sorghum. "The stump is better than the soap box for oratory. The stump is there in all kinds of weather, but boxes are being made of pasteboard and are liable 10 collapse in any passing shower." Not So Simple Visitor From City Oh, to be a farmer and live always with the blue sky overhead. Farmer Yes, 'twould be nice If that was the only overhead. of homes, especially In rural communities. This lamp hard-hearte- ries?" "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. "Why don't you tell one?" "My wife don't let me. She says I have already made myself so ridiculous that what I netd is to avoid laughter instead of encouraging it" 300 Candlepower Provides "Live" Natural Brilliance For Only 1c a Night stop-and-g- ' Avoidance "Do you know any tunny France's Diplomatic Game. 1 7HILE France was asking us to V V nter into a "neutrality pact" as regards Spain, it would appear "1 she even then was extending very Ol'D f A master- (F.) piece. "eye-healt- Vocal Contortionists. It's Barely Possible L. HUNTLEY v . Andy deserve a whole set of plaques. If they don't wear out. thinking up their stuff until I get tired of hearing it, they'll go on forever. "Hello, Kingfish." wtM n bL Aft- Madame de Pompadour, in reference to signs ot an approaching revolution). Bordereaux. (F.) A marginal note; a memorandum. Chef-d'oeuvr- CALIF. SANTA MONICA, Amos 'n' Andy paid a mythical visit to this community, the grateful populace will dedicate a bronze tablet in Palisades park, which is not only a beautiful park but is regarded by some enthusiastic citizens as being practically the main entrance to the Pacific ocean. That's California pride for you better S'MATTER POP about Ilonorinf Amoe 'n' Andy 1 REMEMBER? ft Apres nous le deluge. (F.) JMlYihd Another Heel wmem VJELL Foreign Words and Phrases er us the deluge (attributed to Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS G e NnP1lH,ln.Mik. WXU Sarvlo. HOTEL Temple Square Rates $t.5Q to $3.00 The Hotel Temple Scpiara has highly desirable, frirrifjly will always find it Immaculate, supremely comfortables and thoromthly agreeable. You can therefor understand why this hotel 1st oa DIGIILY RECOMMENDED Tov can also appreciate whya IC mark ot distinction to slop ml thl9 beautiful hostelry ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. |
