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Show THE PAGE SIX Thursday. July 16, 1936 NEIMII. UTAH TIMES-NEW- 1 uM S3! THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE LI IU Si inrCTrCTqtfflrr ci i ..!!.r. THE FEATHERHEADS A , tEAMWS- - TH SPRINKLER. HERE" A PERSON HOW . J " . ' fc7Tn g Balance "Dew" , I you REM6MSER THE vfHERS SHEARS' PRUMlUCr JSLHI'Irc f Jn "A T- -F fT 3fiiW abottt Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young n Foreign Words and Phrases I Haile's Private Treasury MONICA. CALIF. SANTAit not been a foreign disfellow a might have thought patch, it referred to one of our own investment councillors, specializing; in looking after widows' and orphans' funds, and having a neat line of European securities to dis pose of, and prominent in welfare ana upuu work movements in his home community in short, a typical specimen of a sub-varie- Ad ur.guem. (L.) To the fingernail; to a nicety. Au di alteram partem (L.) Hear the other side. Chapeaux bas! (F.) Hats off' De novo. (L.) From the be ginning; anew. Errare humanum est. (L.) To err is human. Fervet opus. (L.) The work glows (i. e., goes on actively). Homme d esprit. (F.) Man of Intellect; wit. Id est. (L.) That is: (abbrevi ated i. e.). Jeunesse doree. (F.) Gilded youth; wealthy young men. Malgre nous. (F.) In spite of us. Lusus naturae. (L.) A freak of nature. Noblesse oblige. (F.) Nobility compels. ty that seemed ) i to sort of peter out in the years im- mediately following 192(J( 80me quitting -w by indictment and some just vanishing into space, taking with them the clients' remaining cash assets, if any. But this happened to be a cablegram from Geneva stating that. when Emperor Haile and Farewell Selassie hurriedly departed from his capital, he so thoroughly cleaned out the bank of Ethiopia that all the invading Italians found in the vaults was a large throbbing vacuum. Irvin S. Cobb You May Pa S'MATTER POP Udaiuv iMTtu.i4Enct-- ) WUC- I - By C. M. PAYNE Thi Allong u Mv A m r fltw Al little, , rkX mam (T) How Mencken Can Write THIS campaign will liven right up if Henry Mencken, the official human gumboil of the writing craft, takes pen in hand to dis cuss the men and the issues. You don't have to agree with Hen. You may quarrel with his premises and dispute his conclusions. But can he make the language When he gets pop like a excited he throbs like a mashed thumb, and cuts loose like an avenging angel. Expressing him self, he always picks words of the right shape and the right color. bull-whi- p! MESCAL IKE op ,2 isL S Br S. L. HUNTLEY all -- DADGUMMEO STUCWUP FOLKS ever. seem-.J- XiSSSgSfTM' iPft PIFFLE MATTER, ?' feSf iFKiM 5S3 r5?y;jraii.'S &fewE?I TbTp? IsSaJCL. .WftiJ tJff' K-r- r Bv 1 's. "r ?i ',ip,SeiMce 3., f ""r'i- SOT SO POT OUT Mlt- BLODC3ETT 0EST ups AKJO LEFT -- IT-- -. Z? BOOi OKI WES SOioE UPPIT- Y- THE FLICSlTTTb7:vrrT!M Try Cuticura for all (kin blemishes due to external causes. Ointment 25c Soap 25c FREE trial sizes If yon writs "Cutlenrs. Dept. S, Maiden. Mass. 150,000 feet Used Sizes yt", & New Pipe 1" Structural Steel and Plates Monsey Iron & Metal Co. Salt Ul Citt. li'Jk 7tl Jeitk iti list ,.K eKutJsA TWsWWfehf he ast a a. table was n t -- ETT-VKE- AJO' SOT I F,RST thinks SET DOWN TO V '; " Milo Goeg High Hat r he sorTwerr r FE CHRISTMAS Ato& Literary Garbage admit that southerners of LET'S Col. Carter of Cartersville type were mainly the creations of Let's admit the business of painting a largely imaginary south was for many years crowded. But why, in the revolt to de bunk this sugary romance, should the land so generously spawn a crop of alleged realists who'd have the rest of the world believe the only part of the south worthy of being written about is almost ex clusively peopled by loathsome degenerates of the "Tobacco Road" variety? If one of these literary garbage collectors will but look about him, he'll find southerners who might make interesting copy and yet, ex cusing that they leave the sugar out of the corn bread and the lower case "r" out of the language, are pretty much like the run of their fellow Americans elsewhere. far-fetch- overly-sentiment- al aftah-de-wa- h FINNEY OF THE FORCE OFFICER. Tod MUST MAKE HIM STOP HE'S MV pOfr UMTIUIMHES" CsOT HIM A rBFUTV' TeASIMr 1 Br Wntrnt 7 I BLOCK ? Dogged Existence By Ted O'Loughlin ft oi"LL Go ROlSMT Hrfapf t'oin There. hear.CAM THAT I ? You HEAF HIM 'LONQr WIO BARKiHS- - ur I f i . -- a -i-- n,t FtooR CREATURE.' II IM A RASE f THE" - v- l: y RmT THIS Nei ILIP)?f BE PEDPLER PUB I UP LA vUZ, 1 1 f JHimmmM IM , m. 'bout. r- -w 1 Gas Station Service OPEN letter to the AN comnaniesr Dear gasses Why must the cus tomer have the windshield wiped if he doesn't want the windshield wiped? Maybe he s in a hurry. ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES By O. JACOBSSON No Danger. .i... ii w .vr i (A 193C. by Convttdated Kew Feature) Our Pet Peeve Friendly Advice. "That man wants me to lend him g some money. Do you know about him?" "I know him as well as I know you. Don't lend him a cent, eld man." BOY GETTING INTO A TUB WILLIAMS By GLUYAS any-thin- t OorrttM Starting; a Golf Game. Golfer (to caddie) Are you good at finding balls? Caddie Very good, sir. Golfer Well, find one, then we can start the game. REU)Mffl.V OH AR60E5 OVF Jocose Rivalry. "Did you ever observe a man who hears a joke always thinks he has a belter one?" "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "Very few of us escape the temptation to assume that funnier-thnn-tho- u PtaMN6 ON PARtlW en tht nced of rof HftLL WiH- Hf POSTPONE tM0RROW NKr N1 B Too Much Registering Patient Do you think I ought to spend a few days in bed, doctor? 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Be sure they function properly for functional kidney disorder pertrying to make up my mind, if mits excess waste to stay in the blood, I'd been buried in that freezing, and to poison and upset the whole slimy pit, which I'd prefer to have system. . 'em send along some spiked cofUse Doan's Pills. Doan's are for the fee right away or keep the mixkidneys only. They are recommendod ture up on the surface and lower the world over. You can get the genthe Rev. A. A. McLeod with a Doan's at any drug uine, of ice water. pitcher store. It's one of those things a felloe really can't decide ofThand. WHEN time-teste- rfoDEi sfif . Vil'ir--- Maybe he fears the youth with the squirt gun will only mess up the wind shield worse than ever. Maybe he's nervous and prefers a blurry outlook so he can't see how many close calls he's going to have from being knocked cold by lady motor ists. Even so, unless he fights like a tiger, he must endure the windshield wiping. I. commend the po liteness of your attendants, though deploring their frequent habit of apparently going somewhere about a quarter of a mile back of the station to make change. I admire your enterprise and your pumps are indeed works of art. Your highway signs so fill the grateful eye that we don't have to look at com paratively dull things, such as But my dear gasses, scenery. there comes a time when too much service becomes a nuisance. Heroic SLEEP SOUNDLY Lack of exercise and injudicious eating make stomachs acid. You must neutralize stomach acids if you would sleep soundly all night and wake up feeling refreshed and really fit. IRVIN S. COBB. A Q WNU Service. d |