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Show THE Thursday, April 16, 1936 pwmi mi j uni u iny- -. . .i irais.. .itrfg-.- TIMES-NEW- NEP1II. UTAH S. PAGE THREE - THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Six Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young tali mi umi ini THE FEATHERHEADS -- THERE'S" POOP. AT -- Three Br - CALLED TODAY AVto THE "SHADES HAVE BEEN t!OWH ALL PAY I I I I Soli - oTHE STBAMfe 1 r-- IS I imi u iaimi u im mi-- mm i 0br mE:ThiNS AMSS NEXT THE HOITYSf or MEr4 four, u CHo TO A.m IBI-- SALCSMAM A " ' XU x - ii ii KII fHB unr-- I r- - I - ,. II irsr J inr-iii- Addia Abulia lau plane Dirty Deal 1 TAMUV-THE. III Ovsi TTt s I W fc.U Marrijc A . RE . . . VACUUM . 4. HE WAMTS To TetU YOU ABOUT ALL iwe S VJOfi'T PO I I Triiultlcn - In li.inilii-- Footstools placed under the table by from mure tliun a above tlie city. Dative shooting at the Italian )UoU with rltU' Unit could not " posallily carry of the distance. If your floors are worn and will not hold wax, try touching up the worn places with white shellac and then wax. The floors will be much Improved by this treatment. If the pan In which chocolate melted U lightly buttered. It will pour more easily. r I Correspondents ii ?.--- ' 7 with nvclving ;uav i wis llsteitt'd to tli Itullun pv loti talking to each other by radio. Halle Selassie, hurrying south, was not Ar.bur nrl.l.... Bt llol wh(,n they called, That war should soon be over. S'MATTER POP By Di Up Two Cents, Pop MESCAL IKE Br S. I THOUGHT (HEY, PA, 1 )' 3 UHI The Belt Syndicate, 1 HUNTLEY "77 V Ibl Tin iliol ILL YUH VWEESCAPED BANDIT FELLER !WHEE VOh V CM. I X VMUfeevTX Iml I Seeing Is Believing f what '6 Dr. Alice E. Johnson, psychiatrist of Philadelphia's Municipal court, gives six reasons for murrlage failures. They are: Different family backgrounds of husband and wife; relatives Interfering, especially mothers-in-law- ; Infidelity; Incompat-abllity- ; alcoholism, and a desire to "dominate." There Is a seventh reason, to be found In the nature of man, who Is still 93 per cent In the age of barbarism. PAYNE Lollv QjeS I JEST CCN MIMy V rHtwwM.wso" X2fS2 mm rax umo ? MOUJ i " ' " ' " ' ' 6 MMBMMMaaaWiaBBMBMBBBaBaLaBaBaaBBaaBBBaanaBnaBWaaaaaaBBBBn T1NNEY OF THE FORCE By Te4 B7 In OtougUia viUi T Z Ami AGUMIMT ;BOUT ?5r V4Htt? forJ1" BLoc?) ONLY FIVE s PONT fE2 Poo'LKU rs? cc TM'FARE?' SEE HOW -- T'FoihT over sich t imgs BE OTHER WAYS' sf- - Fare and Hotter That's what i WAS 3"JST Tellim START' SUMPiM OVFR. MM th&7 Winthrop W. Aldrlch, head of the Chase National bank, biggest In America, knows about money, as did his father before him, the late senator from Khode Island, who Invented the Federal Reserve plan and put it through. Mr. Aldrlch thinks it would not be a good Idea to turn money loose and encourage boom. a speculative, He remembers 1929. Under certain circumstances "the prospect of Inflation Is very grave Indeed," says Mr. Aldrlch. 7"-- -,-TE- WJHY CEMTS or Nellie Bly on her trip around the world. Now Amy Johnson, married name Molllson, sets out alone In a streamlined monoplane to beat the record on a flight to Cape Town and back. All alone, down to the other side of the world and back again, over ocean, forests, wild beasts and wilder men. And fools used to say women lacked courage I By O. JACOBSSON An Open and Shut Case ..i. in I An offensive and defensive treaty between Japan and Germany, like the one between France and Kussla, Is considered a certainty. It should be possible for nations that want to survive and prosper to get together and let others that must fight kill each other off until they tire of it This country, at least should carry out that plan. JwRi3Ley's 1) ?- -J' .( EJJJOWEn hiiuMns "Old Mugg is telling people thai he owes me a grudge." "Don't let that worry yon. He's the slowest pay In town." IIP ROUTINE r s a. PERFECT .The Canadian Press news service says Canada's wealth has shrunk almost six thousand million dollars since 1929. That will be only a temporary shrinkage. dozen." cam mnhiR Mr ASKS WlEilfR A 5WE(Mf B OH HE MM HA$ ABOUT Not f(u6 rut. imp im 1b OSUW. REMINDERS Mouf feOIKS 6EV6HD 'iH (MO Of WISCRtEf fof WRiGLEY'S TH Japan and Russia have passed from the "warning" stage to border fighting on the Russian side. Planes, war tanks and heavy artillery are taken across the Manchukuo border by Russia, and that "looks like business." Russia will soon know how much Mongolia will be worth as a protection against Japan, and Europe may soon know the value of Russia as a protection against Asia. More to th Point Peddler Would you like to buy one ot my mottoes, "May Our Home Be Blessed"; or "Eat, Drink and Be Merry?" Mrs. Sklnnum (who keeps a boarding house) No, but If you hare any ' art Tour Appetite," "Eat in Moderation," "Gluttony Ik a Sin," "Pay Thy Debts," or "Don't Keep Late Hours," I'll take a By GLUYAS WILLIAMS eN6 oof id nit GUMr Slow Sweater Mother was buying Joan a sweater. "Will this color runr she asked. "Oh, no, madam," answered the that England Is worried something when you read that she .now demands that the league establish an oil embargo against Italy. A little late, but It Is explained that England is outraged by Italy's use of poison gas against the Ethiopians. Mussolini used something worse than poison gas nainst England when he occupied the Lake Tana region. C Kins Ffnturr Fvnrllcate. loo. Ton know about clerk, "It's fast" Joan perked up. "How can It be fast when It won't runr she Tired of Waiting the boss annoyed when you told him I was leaving next week? Mick Xes, he thought It was this week you were going. Dlck-W- as !Wl4n( REK.HMfiFRS Hf ON WD CMMiOtfc HIM f lOfrtCR IUSO WARNS M AJCtff NOT Putv'100 K0I5IP Wirrf - ii chib String and butter beans will cook, more quickly If salt Is not added to the water In which they are boiled nntil a few minutes before removing the from fire. Ball Syndics. cmiBPtK Ik MOfrfER CoNaOPM lM REMINDERS On oi to W1H HOME aiiti-- , fo M0H5 W W frPOlX.H 1ff JfoHAVE flME , ROf to ili 11 W) DON'f U- MNlS wosrv you WNXJ Sarrtae, Week's Supply of Postum Frea Head the offer made by the Postum Company In another part of this paper. They will send a full week's supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for It Adv. background, you can make your garden a moving picture with flowers. With Ferry's seed you can rotate your planting so as to have flowers coming into bloom continuously. Tender, fresh vegetables, coo... with just enough maturing each week for your family needs. The seasonal planting charts in e the new 1936 Catalog (free on request) tell you and to what plant when. Interested In very serious things. She writes: "The more I hear of those big armies, the more I am reminded of the huge population of hell. What Is your Idea of hell?" That big question may be answered later. An aged colored man once told his pastor : "I don't believe In hell, because I don't think any constitution could stand It." When a woman starts, she keeps JUST A HABIT House plants will have to be watered more often now than they were during early winter months. A warmer temperature and brighter sunshine will dry the pots out much more rapidly. A lady who signs "B. A. G." Is going, nearly always. Nothing could stop Joan of Arc, Dr. Mary Walker, GUM BRINGS VOU When making uncooked frosting with powdered sugar, add a little more sugar than recipe calls for. Sugar Is likely to absorb moisture If left uncovered. Temperament Marilyn Miller Is dead, only thirty-eIs what loses many Temperament ight years old. The little town people friends. of Pindlay, Ohio, or the bigger town of New York, might well erect some monument to her memory. She contributed a great deal to human cheerfulness and happiness, and it may be said of her, as Samuel Johni'f 'tyiiT'l 4 fit'. son said, referring to the death ot the great actor, Garrlck, that her death "eclipsed the gayety of nations and impoverished the public's stock of harmless pleasure." With your shruhs forming die stock-gamblin- g ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES 1 "It worries me," says a lady, "that so many men are afraid of poverty here upon earth, and not afraid of hell." Miss B. A. G. Is certain that hell is real, a belief that must be comforting to those anxious to have the wicked punished. . ,(3 will prove a source of great comfort to short people at meal times. Marilyn M.ll. r I Dead Another lVig Ourslion inrennn3 urnrss pir i i ie. 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