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Show TIIK TIMES-NEW- Thursday, May 31, 1931 NEPHI. UTAH S. 0r ilong the Concrete ScrapA Pe Peeve FROCK THAT MAKES PARTICULAR APPEAL" TO HOUSEKEEPERS f ATTEN l2S For smart housekeepers thla captivating frock that will give you a neat and attractive appearance during your busy daytime hours. And as for making It there's Just nothing difficult about it at alL Th front and buck yokes are economicalwaistly cut In one, the BEST PAID IT line Is readily adjusted, and of course, The school teacher was giving her pockets are Indispensable. A cotton print with either self or class a talk on the sayings of the ruffling would be nl contrasting wine. . "Now, here Is a very good exam- The Instructor Illustrated sew. ple of what I mean," she said. " 'It Is more blessed to give than to receive.' " "Teacher," piped up little Bertie, "mj father says he always sticks to that motto In his business." "How noble of biro I" said the teacher. "I'm sure he ruust be a very One man. By the way, Bertie, what la your father's profession V "Oh, he's a boxer," replied the boy proudly. V IK It semi-belte- d tub-bab- le lie All New M Mr" Too want to see "Ball at the Savoy" again t You have seen It three times. She Yes, but not In this dress I London Tollte Humor. , 9 TMiNK J Br 0Wn tiw poH'f PE A SHOULD BUSY T SILLY FIRST THING- PO IS SPADED the To L f WMr W L-- T P :W AkID SOW lit Thim VbU To DO THE PLAKlTiKCr TriEM ALLOW J I A Dreamer "What Is a debtor, par "A man who owes money." "And what's a creditor?" "The man who thinks he's going to get IL" And Other Fruits VsJea Mi(tf 1 OU ALWAYS CRITICIZE MY I PLAUTim-- CiCVER VE(rETAPUj J fvTo vnelL L ?aJ. . ?LAMT Tt-IA- r" 7r-- J NOW I So LL GIVE YqU I J A CHAMCb f WAMTV 7- ?WLOX The v i - Them-I'- IDEA PoPPiES, ZINNIAS ... 4 1( LL NASTURTIUMS V I ) I Not Fair Mabel Wliy did Belle break the engagement? Edith He was so untrustworthy. She found he was engaged to four other girls and he had only told her of two. Lost Prophets First Roman (at a Christian mas sacre) We've got a capacity crowd, but still we're losing money. The upkeep on the Hons must be pretty heavy. Second Roman Yes, sir. These lions sure do eat up the prophets. 1)71 t -- PF iHut?c. am' oi r,N jIM B- XT LKsyPf HERB.AN'GfT I ei3L THATCHER-Tak- en v I ( Cet back; I V 7- J LEMMS ( OToogMin Z ly i.tf BOBBY - TeJ In ITS COURSE ( oof7 J j , islgSgiPPIl ZSfM Kg hs scientist IS UNAWARE THAT THE COVE CAnC J rifled ;ff-- the? Dentists office and substituted BEG OF y OWN COMPOSITION left S'MATTER POP V V, Tiov, TAT -- Ttfe. 1ScA gg V TOOK S-J- - M ' FOR BURGLAR CHARGE WELL AHD SEARCH YOUR ROOM first off rjf l! II if 111 fcc.' t MhT Speaking Of Reducing vou otti-;Hl5 ISWT RCDUCIMG T6R6AJ . tk it LiTeiJ, H FftCC i Ky JID V Me THey nt told RDUCCD TH HAVC HS - Mf ( WflJ THfVT vev cct th' R.eOOClW3- BR6) I ' V SXG OF THIS l)AP V Pooa Tines im si , 30-inc- Some Hollywood actors were dis cussing loneliness when one, a noted egomaniac, remarked: "I could stand being on a desert island with the one I love." "Wouldn't yon rather have some one with you?" quickly asked another of the party. Boston Transcript. Shifting the Blame "Did you ever dodge any taxes?" "No, sir," answered Mr. Dustln Stax. "I can't figure out my tax returns for myself and I can't help It If I happen to employ a special expert who has his own Ideas." -- S x'v 7 y Y I T-- A MOMTH!.,: A TAMi Ul Married Now "When you were a candidate for my hand, you said I could spend all my winters In Europe." "That was Just a campaign By C. M. PAYNE life mil More Than One Specialty "But you wouldn't marry & man Just because he is a good dancer?" "Oh, no; Jack Is clever at bridge, too." f 4at5i - 1 ' ''" -- . Friend And yet they might de worse. Politician Do worse What de you mean? Friend They might tell the truth. Stray Stories. ' . 'VTVS. nfpf rw5 Much Worse Politician (angrily) Those newspapers tell abominable lies about But Not Too Sweet C Ifj "A - me. pavkeht "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES wnn i; now wnr uo you 'ioctic eAftTH KEPT. Wf HAD A TOUGtt 5UPP036 S Keepiw3r Oj' TIME F.Diw5r THAT MA.M ? all X ASKED yoU JIV--AT- h - SURE, IHTt?USIOM By GEORGE STORM TOM ILL, telu vou what this J VOU'RE BEIN' X4EAHS WHEhl appropriated the banknotes ths scientist in yl NICE " FOR THE PROFESSORS TOOTH. ..TWEy TH' ou officer-v-wor( SuRE SLIPPED ,1 aLETTER scurrilous OF THEIR MESSAGE to do vaj jo to COR MGR AKDSCTA fr llH IQ- j ft iff lesson will help you put the frock Generous Gesture "I note that you occasionally In together step by step. Pattern 1625 is available In sizes dulge In a Joke." 10, 18, 20, 32, 34, 30, 33, 40, 42 and "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. 14, h "Even If it doesn't happen to be a 44. Size 10 takes 3,i yards fabric. It constivery good Joke, gives my Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) la tuents the assurance that I am anxious to do what I can to make them coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, ad happy." dress and style number. BE SURE) TO STATE SIZE. Mutual Precaution Address orders to Sewing Circle Her Father (belligerently) Young Pattern Department, 243 West Seven man, are your Intentions serious? teenth Street, New York City. Her Lover (hesitatingly) Brooklyn Dally Eagle. HIS DUAL SELF 4 thev retrieved "the Dinosaurs ALSO him - M AS t,Lr ) Charge.. -- I His Luck Doesn't Slip Up J , j doc ... THE J 7 ,X 'Maps M"'UKWMV Judge for Yourself "How Is Morton getting on with his young wife?" "Well, a month after the wedding a belated telegram of congratulation arrived and they refused to take It In." His Masterpiece "Which of your works of fiction d you consider the best, Mr. Pen. wrlght?" "My last Income tax return." |