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Show THE PACE SIX Along the Concrete BRISBANE THIS WEEK Thursday, April 15, 1934 NEPI1I. UTAH TIMES-NEW-S. to Mount-- 3'T-- WPP ii f A Revolution in Austria On the Funny Side Our Pet Peev- e- trrnfVi "' - , Why Paint Toenail? Slow Walts, Less Fighting Watching the lien Lay Vienna and what la left of Aus tria are threatened with a revolu tion. Siena placed secretly on mall boxes read: "Workers and comrades, remain united and be careful. The day of revenge la coming." Signed "A Fighter." With that comes news that the Vienna Pari London express train waa wrecked In Austria by the re moval of a steel rail, causing the death of a fireman and one other and Injuring many. The result of such tactics, keeping travelers and money out of Austria, may be to bring revolution more rapidly. In New Orleans the convention of "American Cosmeticians," manufacturers and distributors of things that ladles put on their faces, announce more In the way of transformation than hua been seen thus fair hair of many colors, easily changed; very fine "precious stone" effects on the finger nails. Many things can be forgiven, but hope and pray that ladles and cosmeticians can be persuaded to give It Is a up painting the toenails. terrible thing when a young woman crosses her legs to see, peeping out Of sandals, a big toe with a nail made to look like a ruby. new-fangle- d Knowledge of mob psychology la hewu In the statement of a night club manager. "When a flghf breaks out In the club the orchestra has orders to atop Jazz and everything exciting and play a slow, dreamy waltz. That quiets them." According to Information obtained by Mr. "Whirligig," a quiet walta keeps those not interested In the fight from Joining In. An Intelligent Frenchman, Gustavo Le Bon, has written a book called La Foule ("The Crowd"), that confirms the night club manager's theory. Crowds do not reason ; logical arguments have no effect on them. But music does affect them, and so does loud yelling. A distinguished American, living In Spain, told how wonderfully fresh the eggs were. The farmer's wife would watch the hen sitting on the nest, taking the egg as soon as It was laid, and give It to the American for breakfast. Similarly, the earnest, conscientious American tax collectors watch the country's business men sitting on the industrial nest and take away the dollar as soon as it Is made. The veterans' administration In Washington laid down the Interesting rule that blind veterans of the World war should receive twice as much as a soldier who lost a leg In battle. The legless veteran gets $119 a month as a maximum. If he has lost the use of both feet, or both bands, or one foot and one hand and one eye, he can get a maximum of $175 a month. A veteran totally blind Is entitled to $150 a month, plus $50 for a nurse or attendant, "even though the blindness resulted from willful misconduct." Except Insanity, no misfortune Is greater than loss of eyesight. If you feel gloomy and perhaps begin to feel that "the world Is going to the dogs," remember that the Gracchi believed it in Home long ago. - Adam and Eve believed It when they were put out of the garden. The world hag always been "going to the dogs," yet always getting better. SHARK ON DETAILS U Gladys Llnten, Mabel. Thl what my boy friend says In bis letter. "Darling, I think of you all day your naturally waved hair, your eyes, your slightly brownlshgray prominent cheekbones, your twenty-four-inc- h waist " Mabel Oh, that's a queer sort of lore letter I Gladys Oh, didn't you knowT Bob wr'tes those descriptions of missing Blaetter (Munich). jrc. w i THE FEATHERHEADS on cjust Look at all those And lovely "fae bargains I STORE'S CLOSED FOR. THE PAY JUST MY - ' FINNEY OF THE FORCE WHY IS KiSS OM 3Ll A TH' YES N&U V a" WOOLP 'S HEART'S PLACER HERE'S B Ft r I SHOW YOU MY IN THE RKyHT NrtELL? POMI" A 1 . 1 I I SPEND Htr?fc . IGMOKROVJ telerphome LIKE: A STRAW HAT v 2 - T KNOW Ji yi llJf inn inii vJ BOBBY THATCHER i i rsnj JFORQTNOW it ii II "V ;, A 1 pi yj i ly S' ..lltllki j the use nppoue FwmcF i pomY THE IF MATTER WITH m- eI FbRSET THINGS SO EASY i WITH YOU DOE6H(T MIMO I HAVS A. BUSINESS MATTER TO DISCUSS WITH YOU"" in . -- . WOULD 6AY"" 1 I III rrjjij MISPLACE; WO-B-UT I THlMSS, Too -- - LOSiMS) VEIL Little things A i ALWAYS Since Uncle Sam went off the gold basis and began buying gold at any price he had to pay, be has brought across the water about $700,000,000 worth of new gold, an Increase In our gold reserve greater than the total gold ownership of any other nation of earth, except France, England and Spain. Thla makes Europe feel dubious about "aelUng dollars short" Q, K.lu Ventures Syndicate, lna. WNU Serrke SOMETHING IN THAT BE LOSiN' j "To what do you attribute your remarkable health?" "Well, I reckon I got a good start on most people by beln' born before was germs discovered, thereby havin' less to worry about" A, ,T .B ramb IT5 LIKE f" ml VOU By GEORGE STORM WAMTA SEE MB VOURN t, STRICTEST PRivAcy Ferry's Seeds are sold only In fresh dated packages. When you buy Ferry's Seeds you are sure of the finest quality available. Adv. Mary Was Right Mary If you please, mum, the cat's had chicken3. Mistress Nonsense, Mary ; you mean kittens. Mary Was them chickens or kittens you brought home this morning? Mistress Chickens, of course. Mary Well, mum, them's what the cat's had. Hubby's Point of View "Several Industries benefit as soon as women decide to wear their frocks an Inch or two longer," declares a trade paper. If only they would wear them a month or two longer, husbands would benefit. London Hu- morist S?!ATTER POP The BotKer Of Peeling And Eating An Apple By C M. PAYNE May first, according to the Presi- In the Stroud (Okla.) prison young Mr. Raymond Boles, If that Is bla right name, knows that young, shrinking, timid American girls are sometimes dangerous. He walked Into the Rudell home, pistol In hand, told Mildred, sixteen, and ber sister, Lillian, seventeen, that he was none other than the famous tandlt, "Pretty Boy" Floyd, demanded the key to thel'r absent father's automobile. Lillian took away his pistol, Mildred held him by the hair. The .Diplomat "Tell me, Henry," said the sweet young thing dramatically ''tell me. Am I the only girl you were ever interested in?" lie started guiltily and did a bit of quick thinking. "No, my pet," he said, after a while ; "but you are the most charming among all the girls I have ever met In my life devoted mainly to meeting charming girls." First akf-b)jl dent's proclamation, will be "Child Health day." The best way to promote child health Is to encourage abundant distribution of the right kinds of food for children, particularly good, fresh milk, butter, eggs, fresh vegetables, fruits, at reasonable prices. To pay farmers to cut down production of such things, and force up prices, may be good for prosperity, but it will not be good for the health of children. Hail Its Difficulties Slowly, with a menacing look In his eyes, the bulldog approached the two street musicians. The men looked at him out of the corners of their eyes and then slowly edged away. "I say, Bill," said the man with the banjo suddenly, 'blow ard on your cornet; perhaps It'll frighten 'lm away." "Yes, that's all very well," said Bill with a doubtful grimace. "But If it don't do the trick, where'll I get the wind to run away with?" London Answers. oiKfuT T'B J 1 I Fllegende iI HE MEANS HH DOMT WANT VOU AR.OUMO LISTEHIM.' TO WHAT J I police. On the Loose iin:nnnmningi OH, WELL IT AlM'T iMFbfVTlNT Kickapoo And Turtleback . . . . CSNTUEM I wm i rfWi 1 MAME.SIR, IS ALBERT PETTI BOMBTTI AHO If THS OF AE7 "7 WAMT --- m MV VA TUP.TUCBACK- WMAT DO you ll AW... WHAT'S THiMK. 1 that's right WHAT'S rJ I 2 By Ted OXoatWIn - l APPLAUSE. GET I A BvTOF APPLAUSEHY sn FOR GiViMcr You ... THE LUCRE WiT- H- 160TA H'LO 'Sc Take a Bow l LUCK - I II r BrO, "TO the for people " W-A- ( ) lETtei yev v f S Au , IT WAS AX'yEAH f A BOWL UA8LB To gE 6REATDAYFORM8 WHEN I MET YOUR. k oF,Esy weu-.tr- 's OP 60ULASH -- T . IP HIS sss. Meow! ' e.MSiTO v o iK N. A J tfTCTV I A VlJLLLt1 t,a? No Sanctuary BInks It was a great night I But I don't mind confessing I ended np In a police station! Jinks You .were lucky, old man. I found my way home I opy "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" " cavcx Tonic Stimulant Eva Did you enjoy your ride last evening with that young doctor? Elsie Indeed I did. He has a most charming roadside manner. Boston Transcript Mee-Yow!- !! " Qi " TOO tXSNTSEEM TO UNDERSTAND -- THESft SYYTO X .,.oe- -i y'ssgysa j " - - 1 n j uY Tl r i.w nun |