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If your story appears In this column yon wiU ceivs check for . $5.00 W.N.U. vvuaiNoroNs AT T6.6MTON AftCIL NEXT WON ANOTHER. VICTbftV AT TCEKTOH, PClNCETON OANOAW BUT UOST HI5 FClENO HOOH MECCEVJ, THE. FROEfMCWSBoGG POCfOC', WHO HM BECOME A 3777, G&eat GENE51AU. CASHED V1CTDCY. PEATM 1M When defeat seemed imminent, FRONT OF HIS SOUEIEOS AND ThS EHGAGEMENT WASHINGTON CAV-V-E- IN HIM6EUP WASHINGTON THEM BAfttW ONTO ESCAPED MOVINO . BeMJAMII OF FATt THEN IN PACJS VA5 ENTCEAT1N3 THE-AlOF FCANCE. A H1NETEEN VEAB, OUV GOf LAFAVETTE'-TEN0EC- D AHD WA5 SOON ON H5 WAV IN HIS SECVICE'5 HIS OWN SHIP WTrt A 6 MAW. COMMAND OF V0UN3 MEN TO NTH THAT OF GEOfiGC. VA5VI-IHSTW&TE Hl5 NAME IMPE&ISHA81.Y IH THF. FOONCTKG OF THE NEW NAflOM . IS THE MEAKTIHE. THE HANO FCAHW-l- Salt Lake City Week No. KM Weather Breaker An old inner tube cut into strips and nailed to the bottom of the garage door will keep rivulets of rain from running under the door. Some garages are hard to dry out and the safest way is to keep them dry. Butter Preserved in Bog Although an ancient oak urn found buried in the ground near Omagh, Ireland, was badly decayed, the butter Inside was in an excellent state of preservation. |