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Show THE PAGE TWO DEAFENED" Notad Journal! dacribtihla (Ml bt Iml. leading iaclro-ecouoratory, fc.varyoaa who U hard of haarlnd should rsad Mapclnlad from th kevtmtm uj Uwimw. bend it stamp to Ixpt. U 17 Not Trusting the Senate Fear Worae Than Death sf l. SONOTONE CarnivqjaiMtce Ajmnw Brisbanb by Floyd Gibbons Wax Men Bt. New York Mexico's Wise Welcome Strange Hindu Killing Otf lumbago, soreness and stillness Rrner-all- y e. respond pleasantly to good old Doctors call it a "counter-irritant,- " because it gets action and is not js helps brini jsst a salve. Mustejole and pain to the surface, ami thus hnw its jyyCS EJturaJ relief. You rgn feel warming action penetrates anil stimulates blood circulation. But do not stop with one application. Apply this sooth ing, cooling, healing ointment generously to the aliened area once every hour Used by millions for for five hours.Recommended over 20 years. by many doctors and nurses. KeepMusterolehanJy; Jars and tubes. Mut-tcrol- sore-Dc- To Mothers Musterote is also made in milder Jorm for babies and small children. AskforChU' dren s Musterole. It Going Keeping1 "I want to see the buss." ."What do you want to see him about?" "About a Job." "I'm sorry, but you can't see blm ; he's In on unemployment conference." Jude. Garfield Tee Was Your Grandmother's Remedy stom- For every ach and Intestinal 111. This good herb home remedy for tlon. onstlpa stomach ills and c other derange- ments of the sys tem so prevalent these days is In even greater favor as a family medicine than in your grandmother's day. Consolation "Would your father prevent our marriage, dear?" "Not if my mother's around." Completely Exhausted Excited Tourist Information given rut here? Tired Attendant It has. To many the fear of death Is worse than death. Henry Sammartino gambled on a steamship, lost $1300 In cash, then gave 12S0O In checks and stopped payment on the checks. Detectives say the criminals that robbed him threatened his life, savagely, and fear drove him to suicide. Death Is Soon over, fear Is dreadful and prolonged agony. One man killed himself fearing to fight a duel, next mornlnfr. Another blew his brains out, afraid to follow his companion to safety over a narrow log across a deep chasm. But as strango as fear of death Is the courage displayed by some men. An old Jew submitted to torture repeatedly over a period of months, refused to deny his religion, and died uneonquered. A Frenchman holding the enemy's boat to the shore had both hands cut off. lie put his elbows over the side of the boat and hung on while they slashed his head. And Crillon, greatest fighter of them all, when laid out in death, was found to have wounds on every inch of his body In front, not a scar on his back. Of him It could be said "lie never feared the face of any man." young Mexican genius, Augus-tNovaro, musician and mathematician, has discovered a new har- A o mony, based on mathematics. His method is complicated, but simpler than Einsteiu. More Important, to the world and to Mexico, is the fact of the Mexican government's welcome to a large colony of Slavs, presumably Russians, dissatisfied with the Soviet system of government. Lands will be provided and Mexico will make them prosperous, while they contribute to Mexican prosperity. Just as this country In the early days when there were needed all kinds of people from Europe, so Mexico, with its population of earnest, energetic men, needs all kinds of mixtures from Europe now. Thirty million intelligent Europeans, from , Germany, France, Italy, Russia, Scandanavia. and the Balkans, would enable Mexico to build her own ports, deal directly with Europe and Asia on a gigantic scale, becoming entirely inde pendent of the United States, financially and commercially. f( The strange death of a young Hindu scholar, Sant Ram I'ande, 31 years old, interests detectives In California. Pande left the Univerv it sity of California to Investigate the murders of thirteen of his countrymen !n the Sacramento valley. Recently his body was found, minus the head, fastened to a tractor wheel, in the Sacramento river. Detectives think he was decapitated by thugs of Northern India, worshippers of the black goddess Kali, transplanted to far off California. That may be true or not. What interests Americans is the fact that three Hindus suspected of the crime admit that they came into the United States Illegally. Bootlegging of Asiatic and other "Bobble's stomach was often upset emigrants is even more profitable and he suffered a lot from colds," than alcoholic bootlegging. Bays Mrs. P. S. Fletcher, Jr., 4410 Sheridan's twenty-milW. 30th St., Los Angeles, CuU "We ride was a fine performance, so was Paul found he was constipated. "Mother used California Fig Syrup, although some say It never eo we gave Bobble some. He amazed happeued quite that way. The who carried the news me by the quick way he beenme gentlmen from "Ghent to Alx" was invented strong, energetic, well again. Ills bowels act freely now, and his by the poet, and the Greek runner who dropped dead as he told of the digestion is splendid." The quick, safe way to cleanse and great disaster is legendary. But there is nothing uncertain regulate the bowels of bilious, headachy, constipated children is with about Joe Crossou's flight from California Fig Syrup. Every child Fairbanks to Point Barrow in loves it. It has the full endorsement Alaska over mountains swept by f doctors. Appetite. Is Increased by raging storms. He carried no news of battle, but Its use ; digestion Is assisted ; weak stomach and bowels are given tone took 250,000 units of diphtheria antitoxin to the Presbyterian Mission and strength. Look for the word California on Hospital on Point Barrow to save the carton. That marks the genuine, lives threatened by a diphtheria plague. famous for 50 years. That ride over mountains, through clouds and the storm will compare with any In history. The American Airways Corporation Is to be confar CHILDREN gratulated on supplying the plane. ; : 1 y - Amazes Mother e ie5;9M . 1930, br Kin, Fttture Syndicate, lac.) "Spaed Cops" oa Camels In Egypt some speed cops are mounted on camels. Most of the horses at Luxor perished during a plague and the traffic officers resorted to camels. Makes Proud Claim De Pauw university, at Green-castlInd., claims the honor of being the first denominational college In the United States to admit women. e, Baldy Time for Barbers A doctor predicts that In 50 years all men will be bald. But they will Better Than Riches still be buying hair tonic from Florence barbers. (Ala.) Herald. bald-beade- d To hare what we want Is riches, but to be able to do without It is power. George News. Appeal to Ignorance "To speak with a loud rolce." said III Ho, the sage of Chinatown, "Is to appeal to the Judgment that regards sound as superior to sense." Washington Star. Dog's Life Sometimes, when we see a man taking the poodle for a walk, we wonder Idly whether he takes the goldfish In the tub with him for a bath. Ohio State Journal. Land of Filling Stations We don't suppose the time will actually come when every one will run a filling station and the population will live by selling gas to one another. Detroit News. Mac-Donal- d. Philanthropic Ideas The "Communltv Chest" Is the outgrowth of the Federation of Charity and Philanthropy, a prewar development, and the "War Chest." X? rpJK i Rhcumallc with a "counter' DRAW them outDistressing muscular Uncle Ebaa "De man wlf de loudest voice," said Uncle Eben, "gets a beap of attention. But when It comes time fob money to talk he lefts It whisper." Washington Star. of what you hears," said Uncle Eben; "an" It's Jes' yob hard luck If von hnnnen to nick out da wron? halt" Washington Star. y Boon Companion Worry, according to a Massachusetts doc tor, Is the deadliest of all mala' dies afflicting the human race, but some people would be mighty lonesome without It. Indianapolis ninety-three-year-o- ld Undo Ebaa cue-tod- y Aches and Pains A property owner went to Inspect one of his houses and found that some scamp bad stolen the building, leaving only the cellar. This would seem to leave whole lot to be looked Into. Wny Worry About Worry? A journalist once Inquired of a Chinese patriarch why it la that the Chinese people do not worry. The Chinese philosopher replied that that was something he never worried about. Our government, you are told. seeks soma way of doing what Great Hrluln wanta done about our Modernists navy, without submitting the matHer Dearest Friend I thought ter to the United States Senate. When you have a government you anil Hill were going to get a that will not give the Senate an divorce T Her We are, but I want the opportunity to express Ita opinion, of the cur, and I'm waiting un- you know there Is something til the final payments on It are made wrong with the government or the Senate, or both. M I won't have to use any of my You read also that the British to flnlKh paying for It. are alarmed by French plana to build a powerful submarine fleet. regardless of any naval pacta. We take the orders of Britain and pretend to like them. But the French, unlike us, are not docile and they are logical. They have Just finished one war, bearing the brunt while England was getting her men ready. They don't mean to have another such experience, and will keep submarines euough to sink anything that floats. In addition, they have the most powerful fighting air fleet In Muscularthe world. If Thursday, March 19, 1931 NEPITI. UTAH S, Hole Week This h "SCIENCE rescues the TIMES-NEW- f I "M'Cfl Why It Is Psychologist says the dangerous age Is between fifteen and thirty. Before fifteen, perhaps, they aren't supposed to drive a car and after thirty, perhaps, they can afford a chauffeur. Arkansas Gazette. Equally Unfailing Doubtless that machine made to record a man's lies Is something like the score card used by golfers. Buffalo Evening News. Television no such thing as telepathy, how does the operator know Just when you are In the bathtub? Vlncennes Sun. If there la Guard Watch A watch stopped a bullet and saved the life of a druggist which proves there Is one reliable stop watch. Toledo Blade. Guide Needed American woodland scenery Is the prettiest in the world after you have gone behind the billboards to view It. Florida Times-Unio- One of the Grotesque Carnival Figures, Too True! off," said Uncle "Puttln a things of million a visitors quarter Si.il.-lWuahlnKlon. U. C.l year, just as the Paillon (lows un- Eben, "somehow mostly applies to In means carnival Altl.Y J spring noticed under the Casino, the Place duties lnstid of pleasures." The She, capital of the French Messena, and the perennially beau- Churchman. Riviera. To this region crowd tiful gardens. thousands of visitors to take part Foolish to the Foots Why It Is Best in Nice. In the annual playtime. The folly of others Is ever most Its very size Is what gives the But to enjoy It one need not beNice festival precedence over the ridiculous to thoae who are themcome a participant In this somecarnivals of Cannes, Meutone and selves most foolish. what strenuous though good . as n Grasse. Carnival here has a pop Even Happy Medium spectacle t lie canival is amusing. ularity nnd vivacity of its own In conversation avoid the exlargely because 17.",(KK Niceans of What the French can't think of in the way of great cars topping French nnd Italian descent simply tremes of forwardness and reserve. Cato. the roofs; mounted groups Imper- can't resist t he temptation to pay sonating anything from a knightly court to King Carnival, dance to Ruler's First Job tourney to a set of chess, men; lu his piping. Hut ter about his bright dlcrous figures of carrots, cocottes, lights In gay masquerade, and forThe first art to be learned by a Catherinettes, and monocled men get such drab realities as affect "uler Is to endure envy. Seneca. about town the Italians, to whom life in Nice as surely as they do in Nice belonged when the first carniMaple Valley or Kalamazoo. Wch Stamp Collection vals were held, add in the way of "Foreigners" come and go. "Win terers" count ns little as they do Envied by Philatelists of human Interest. The carnival occupies scores of in India. Flower battles are won The most freakish and one of the flei-the blue nost valuable artists and hundreds of workmen or lost. Regattas stamp collections In for months. Miles of silks and sat bay with dancing spots of white France Is on the walls of the pasted ins are dyed in the otlicial colors and night fetes burst into poly of the year. The business as well chrome brilliance above dark wa- ottage of a priest in the Savoy Alps. Collectors who have found the as the appearance of the center of ters. Dog shows attract prize pups Yet Nice pur the city Is transformed for weeks from a wide area. tamps have hid fabulous prices for Tourists accustomed to the best are sues its wonted way In the crowd he right to steam the collections forced to humble themselves before ed old town. In the Industrial dis 'rom the walls, but since church Imiiu'hty concierges and reception tricts of St. Roch nnd Riquier, oi iroperty belongs to the French clerks who but a month before were in the business centers. the stamps must remain Rut let King Carnival issue his obsequious. until they are spoiled by lasted up doff his his fame manifesto, up revolutionary Carnival spreads Fifth avenue, and along Coekspur Income, nnd shoulder his Gargan- ime. The collection was started half a street, so that winter sailings show tuan way through the motley and every one. from entury ago by a young priest who n marked Increase and a place In streets, the Train Bleu is worth a fight. wrinkled granny to staring Infant, ad no other distraction in the moun-ai- n For It a big eomite des fetes gam- rushes to the show. The community Is an Just as "Old Ugly Face," the he tour'svillage. bles peace of mind against an un walk and climb from the near- settled and unsettling weather roic Cntnrinn Seguarann, beat Jan st road. But th? priest received a izaries over the head with lie' which mocks at prearranged ached Far into the night the com washing bat and raised the siege rreat quantity i.f mail, and friends tiles. mittee- - plans how to prevent two of Nice, so her modern sisters de :ent him stamps to add to his persons from occupying the same sert their frail boxes beside the chair at the same time and still Paillon, in which they swash anil He started pasting stamps on the paddle their laundry, to do battle nre walls in place of wall paper. And keep from refunding money once on the confetti-paveAvenue of hen, as the collection grew, he lured into Its coffers. All that Is stagecraft and man Victory, that victory which conies tasted more on top, making freak agenient, as lifeless and dull to the when pleasure triumphs over toil. lesigns out of the Issues of various In their glad revolt against rou outsider as the back-staggridiron or n rack of numbered and lettered tine and boredom, these warm ountries. There are nearly 2."0.000 blooded revelers keep their heads ld postage stamps on the four walls tickets. What makes the carnival Is not Wine (lows freely, but drunkenness f the salon, many of them now rare ssues much sought after by eollec- the elaborate plans of professionals is not common. Confetti and Flowers. but the touseled haired amateurs, ors. Carnival and paper confetti, even The French collection Is partlcu-arltheir nrms around girl companions, t galvanized into motion by lie blare If some urchins garner their atnmu rich, with copies even of the of third rate bands and adding to the nitinn from the ankle-deestreets, balloon stamps Issued for air formal skeleton of scheduled pleas- make a happy combination. Carni 'anions ures the meat and substance of vul- val and plaster confetti smack of nail by gasbag, when Paris was besieged by the Germans In the the days of molten lend poured gar but Inoffensive fun. of 1870. All Innocent Fun. from the roof of Notre Dame or the of Carcassonne. Is a triangular stamp from walls There seem, the It as may Strange Those who know wear wire he Cape of Good Hope, some Vat-ca- n frivolities at carnival time on the in cloaks with a Riviera are as innocuous as masks and dress stamps of the first issue before "Needle's Eye" and "Post OHice" ruffled hood to protect the ears; taly took over the pontificial terrl-orat a donation party In the little but the splendid white horse, rid war stamps from 1870 from den by the marshal, in his red white church. to stand the vlsace and Lorraine, the first Issues For a vapid dummy. Old King hunting jacket, has if Norway, the famous Greek Mer-urCarnival Is a merry old soul. Bui pelting without benefit of armor series and countless others. Plaster confetti is the size of RR It Is the free guests nnd sponta neous jollity that furnish a spec shot, but somewhat lighter, nnd fri able enough to become dust be Man may sometimes seem an tacle worth seeing and an experihut In spite of ence that makes boisterous revelers neath a one's feet. flower battle, Nice puts the hat his appetite, brain works In won-erof staid visitors. cunning on on Instead accent the of battle However unconventional It may conces makes It flowers. the the be. the Riviera has its hidebound conventions sion of forbidding the throwing of brass tacked, three-plAt baccarat, win or lose, one must bouquets tied with baling wire, and "What does it mat of selling nosegays rescued from look bored. street, but the promen ter?" is the expression to wear the mussy while sums for which men have ado Is a as crowded and disordered murdered or married, stolen or as for Corso Carnavalesque. A minimum decoration, consisting slaved, are tossed negligently back of sickly bouquets tied to the lanand forth. King Carnival knows no such re- terns of an ordinary carriage, will lots of food3 you can't "Do ns you please" is enable Its driver to rent it to those satAreforthere strictions. of gas, bloating, pains fear to know don't and who better, In the any proclamation his motto. in the stomach and bowels? In a the In his to occupy parade. place subjects. which he Issues Do have to pass up favorite eluding the police force, there Is Bowers of beauty are sandwiched lishes you while the rest enjoy them? which rheumatic "lib In fact that hacks, between of the no mention That's a sign you need Tanlac! For In obeying the letter of the law, erty does not mean Is license," or nore than 10 years Tanlac has whatsoto all exhausted freedom freedom have spirit that "true to vigorous health thousands ever. do right." like you do. These obstructions are filled with .ho suffered Yet there are conventions, even Mrs. Arvena Bowers, of 1230 Jack-o- n who mornthe The masker folk, deluded showers. spend confetti amid Topeka, Kans., says: "Five must disguise his voice as well as ing picturing themselves In the earsSt., I was troubled with gas, bloata rest battle and flower assume the the of heart and preferably face, and dizzy spells. But Tanlae costume of the opposite sex. This of their lives wondering why they ing toned my whole system and inlends to some coarseness. But woen ever tried to compete In a beauty creasedup my weight 10 lbs." some nninltlnted town lad discov- parade with those whose chariots If you suffer from indigestion, gas, ers his Junoesqtie curves slipping, are completely hidden by choice dizziness, headaches, or torpid liver safety-firsefforts blooms. his safety-pin- , Tanlac. One bottle often brings For flower battles, one does bet- try are so sincere that one forgives emthe needed relief. barrassment, of which he so evl ter to go to Cannes, Cagnes. Tanlac is a good, pure medicine, Grasse, Mentone or Beaulleti. where made dently has the major portion. of roots, barks, and herbs. Get the event Is a sort of family af The home town of Massena your druggist today. Your Garibaldi and Catarlna Segurana fair, where the ammunition Is it from back if it doesn't help you. Is a hulking place, a combination sweeter, the carriages and cars uni- money of ugliness and beauty, of Indus- formly daintier, and the spirit N. N. Salt Lake City, No. 11- - 1.31 more cognizant of the fact that a try and Idleness, a city whose na flower a he should moves tribute graceful tlve life along Independent of the tourist horde, numbering a rather than a missile. by the National 0oprrathle hurly-burly- r, Time to Turn The worm turns. It Is true, but not to attack. He didn't quite catch the Instructions from the back seat. Birmingham News. Is doubtful whether Pharaoh's daughter would have rescued the small Moses from the bulrushes If he had been a cry baby. Country Home. be-n- g college. For Suggestions Only Many a fellow who claims to be open for suggestions Is closed for action. Des Moines Tribune-Capita- l. Screen Test Then there Is the absent-minde- d professor who started to put up his screens and found out he didn't take them down last fall. A fleas cannot be trained. Those we have met needed no training. Florence (Ala.) Herald. Many "Chinks" in Frisco San Francisco Is said to have the largest Chinatown outside of That's China- - AH A well-earne- d Pennsylvania Cheese About 0,000,000 pounds of cheese Is manufactured yearly In Pennsylvania. OLD COINS for old and rare Cash coins, stamps paid paper currency. Arthur Market, "My father belongs to the coun- and Adams Mill Road, Washington, 0. C. try club. Does yours?" "No." "He plays golf, doesn't he?" Salt "No." City "Well, he goes to see all the polo KICHOLS CRISMON games, doesn't he?" ASSAYERS AND CHEMISTS "No." 1 8. West Office and Laboratory "Well, anyway, he belongs to some Temple St., Salt Lake City, Utah. P. O. Box 1666. and Mailing envelopes prices a kind of club, doesn't he?" furn!shed on request. "No." "Doesn't he do anything at ail?" "No, he jus' works." Lake Directory 229-23- The vanity of human life is like a river, constantly passing away and yet constantly coming on. Pope. Cullen Hotel J. 8. Voting. Manager Meet Your Old Friends at the Cullen Cafe and Cafeteria S3 W. 2nd So. St. Salt Lake City, Vtab. CULLEN GARAGE 37tt lOll Hats Without Poison I New Exterminator Wont Kill Livestock, that Poultry, Doga, Cats, or even Baby Chickm can be used about the home.barn or pout try yard with absolute safety as it contains no Is made of Squill, as recomlearily poison. mended by US Dept of Agriculture, oven-drie- d under the Connable process which insures maximum strength. Used by County Agents in most Guarantee. rat killing campaigns. Money-Bac- k Insist upon Squill extermin-ator.Al- l druggist s,75c,$1.25,$2J)0. Direct if dealer cannot supply you Co., Springfield, Ohio West 2nd So. STORAGE AND SERVICE Little Motel (Garage Across the Street) 167 Main St., SALT LAKE CTT1 Rooms, Single Without Bath, per day , XI to SI .21 Booms, Double Without Bath, per day, tt.U Rooms, Single With Bath, per day, .60 to $2. Rooms, Double With Bath, per day , S2.00 to 2. All Depot Street Cars Pass the Hotel. Used Pipe, Fittings & Valvet Newly threaded and coupled for all purposes Monsey Iron and Metal Co. West - Salt Lake City, Utah 700 So. Srd KILLS-RATS-ON- PBCKLES LY ARROW BRAND For those who want the host UTAH FICKLE CO., SALT LAKE CITY Cheap Transportation The cost of a trip from Alexandria, Va., to Washington by boat, seven miles, in 1844 was 12Vz cents, according to a letter written by James Jackson, a student In the theological seminary in Fairfax county, to Edmund F. Slafter at Andover, Mass. ' he letter Is now in the library of William and Mary college, the gift of Charles II. Taylor of the Boston Globe. of Indigestion ed First of Long Line Zacharlah Brldgen, a Harvard man, Is said to have been the first student In the United States to attempt to earn bis way through; The Pastor Sayst prophet Is a man who enjoys, much popularity among his neighbors' John Andrew Holmes. y Eat Everything without Fear What Size? We think we're a smart people, but It took half a century for salesmen to learn not to ask the woman customer what size shoe. Toledo Blade. Fleas and Fleas court has gravely decided that e t Too Much Trouble It long-distanc- e Ancient Royal Abode Windsor castle, home of English royalty. Is the oldest building In the world that has been permanently Inhabited by kings. fPrepnrpfl Can't Appreciate It Few modern city children have ever seen a runaway horse and. In the apartments In which they live, daddy can't explain It to them. Arkansas Gazette. . . . (1 Olllre Furniture and Supplies. Theater and Church Furniture.Kdlson-DicMimeograph and Supplies.Full Line of Stationery, Wrapping Paper, etc. Oldest and Largest School Supply and Equipment House In the West. NCIIOOL- NITl'PLY CO. 155 So. State Street - Salt Lake City. k UTAH-IDAH- O Salt Lake City's west Hotel i PARKER'S rt A I 8emoe Usndnill-Slop- to Gray and Faded HaW JfSj Beauty SS 2 m?-- oi A M Hair tailing) Chem. Win.. Futcnognf ,N T - FLORESTON SHAMPOO Ideal for use in connection with Parker's Hair Balsair.Makes the bair soft and fluffy. 60 cents by mail or at druggist. 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