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Show 7 JUAB COUNTY' TIMES; NEPHf. UTAH FRECKLES GOOD H) Now ROADS AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE. WRESTLER'S CHILD. Mix. attended the theater last night." said tha dry goods clerk, "and the play wai simply out of Bight." "What waa the nature of lir asked the little blonde stenographer. ' tll.WArDri th A mutnilFanifl JhMinute withf Cold Water--! scene was quite realistic; Just a three burglars crawl In at the kitchen win dow, the clock strikes 1. and "Pardon me." Interrupted tUe ath letic boarder, "but which one did the clock strike?" ' .'u uai4uli-l- in One i simple wall decoration on the market. It has demonstrated its superiority in thirty-fiv- e years use. Think of it! No boiling water, no clue added. It's one of the easiest jobs in the world to prepare and apply Alabastine, and the resulting surface, if ordinary care is taken, it mat-lik- 'Th IRBt , ! a PS? Mott Btautiful Walt Tint Thm tr And when you consider that you obtain the most beautiful, mellow, nature colors, viz., soft buffs, delicate greens and exquisite blues, or any lhadt you wish by combining shades of Alabastine, then you'll intnv why Alabastine is one of the most populai The Alabastine Co. Craad Rapale, Mick fee1 DM aa4 darle u ee aar tartar at to fear. Alabama la aele to Baal araiim attrtaa rrfTWrr.. r--n araJera aa4 4mm eat aartaw AlahaaTiaa. aua mm enhamata, emta at d fat Mr Alabama eet tatae-ar- e ASK FOR AND GET SKINNER'S Trig MIOHCST QUALITY SPAGHETTI! Save the trademark aignarure ef Paul F. Slunner from ail package and caching frca Cor Onoda Community Sdverwara, Wtni atxlaf for frca) 6 pag ttupc book and fuil MWQ. eABCST MACARONI f ACTOHY IN AaKDtCA Reversal of Custom, Lstquarlnua clrla no mora wa no a, Thrra'a no tirux for balking. Sine woman merely want to vol And lot man do tha talking. VERALLS I Kids Kleen Keep The areflical . Imptrfact Everywhere, Horse Dealer Well, air, of course you nuit take the 'osa or leave 'in. There e Is. with alt 'Is blmperfectloos bon 'Is 'ead, as the poet says. Customer Ah, your Prospective friend, the poet, can't have looked at bia legs. London Punch. avet KmaWol, pUrW ffuaaM ever m wind lor cftaidraa I tr 6 veen af aee, Made m mm bmc erei Wk. featf liavd aa af mt f vnthv Jp m r j, I f ' ' flr Ne orrwUlaaa. NWlt fllaa, aedaaMae awl ttriaM traeelof pt year riaal, Ahr Whew vrmmM. alwj ia a a-- ) A jj4dWaalaa,cadaWa.laaiataflr al amoMr aa. '. JJJ) V , r1 1 MajTBDaa-kMiarairl- I aia-)- -a afaam af fair. A Na Activities in the Home. airs. Flatbuab I see by Ibis paper that a New Jersey woman bas used the urn? rolling pin for forty years. Mr. Flatbuab Good gracious! On one husband? aarK TW H Retort Courteous. exclaimed the spinster who waa beginning to carry weight for age, "do you mean to tell me your baby Is ten monlba old and can't walk yet! Wby, I could go it alone at the age of als months." "Yes," rejoined tba young mother. Indignantly, "and I notice you have bwn going It alooe ever since." Lnar IWawaflaaaaaiaaa. ' VavfS 7V CD T T "What!" aSalwarWaiaaaWLaaat Lrri Strain Co, San Franriaoa . id n nx r 1 aV 1 hn opportunity knocks t man's door' he l hoHIng down a ebalr at th romor booery. Too often IV. litl TiKinal 4(o. riraaant TrlWa up lirr pill put D1 Piffr-a'- a 4- Ad. about yntir i"irhbort? lr lmH? That's ptiin a fl rmliirra dirtrr.nc ajnoarr to girt Ikmu Kidney IMia diarrr trtal. A Uuh Case 1 Rather Hopeless. asknd the anxious young man. "is there anything that wltl prevent me from becoming totally bald at forty?" "Why, yea Klnnwr nn a t tint, tn r1 nf thasaa tlna and and t n t fcnfrwil t am la4 tnake fba that tl.ia cur baa laatad for reara." C4 Oaaaa'a at A a Starai. Oa a feW V VFTALO. N. fatal automo.De ac- Net Reelia-lld "Doea that oovel yoo bave Jiirt taro out all t'ghtr asked ale e. frf DOAN'S A cident might do It," a rOTUMMUHMM CO h i lf. "No," answered bf buaband. "Tba hro marries the heroine, but It reds Af before tbay divorced." e Adv. Wife Cured by Lydia Ei Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound . Des Moines, Iowa." Four years ago I waa very sick and my Ufa v aa nearly The doctor spent. Never hit a man when he's down unless you are sure of your ability to kiep hitn down. stated that I would never get well witli-- o u t an operation and that without It I would not liv on Druggist year. My husband to any objected and operation got me some of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I took For more than twenty years I have been t Swamp-KoosucceaHfully selling Dr. Kilmer's it and commenced to my cuatomere who were io need to get better and am now well, am oil in tb stout and cblo to do my own housework. of such a medicine and they apeak hinhert term of the good result obtained I can recommend the Vegetable Com1 ia media it know uae. from it good pound to any woman who is sick and cine for kidney, liver and bladder trouble down as a wonderful strength and run to I in and never heaitate recommending it health restorer. My husband says I ia wbo need of it. in anyone would have been in my grave ere thia Very truly youra, if it had not been for your Vegetable W. II. MASON. Druggist, Jan. 5th, 1819. Ilumbuldl, Ttnn. Compound." Mrs. Blanche Jeffeb-60703 Lyon St, Des Moines, Iowa. Letter to Before submitting to a surgical operaDr. Kilmer t Co. tion it ia wise to try to build up tha BlnBhamton, N. Y. emalo system and cure its derangeWill Do For Yoa ment with Lydia E. Pinkham's VegeProve Whit Swamp-Roo- t cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., table Compound; it has saved many Send N. Y., for a wtmple size bot- women from surgical operations. tle. . It will convince anyone. You will "Write to the Lydia 12. Plnkham a I ho receive a booklet of valuable tellma alout the kidueye and blad- JAIedlcine Co., Lynn, Moan., for Knows the Best Kidney Remedy . - ... 'a ; der. When writing, be aure and mention t and tnia puprr. Regular ie bottles for aula at all drug store. Adv. 1 it will be confidential. Advice one-doll- fifty-cen- There are enough carpets and ruga mndo in Thiladolphia every year to reach adound the world a yard wide. BEE SUPPLIES of trmt qnntttT, at lowar prtr than ytn md bnj for f rw thuMmu! nai kikmJ trji btTti.tor Writ to Hunt 1'rtHlut ri-- f cataUttiut. tha Am u. 14 . 4 Market btrtMil r, Lul.u. ! EJtt Aficnts mil rrqtl:rrd HOW TO REMOVE DANDRUFF Kalnmata 11 Hi Ww A lb. t and S lna old, 10 and Itl Itching and Irritation of the Scalp Krn.ikltta yrata or lia aatrtpla loo. t'atlmun Tnbarra 'o. Calhuun. Mt. With Cuticura. Trial Free. There's something wrong with tha On retlrlnc liphtly touch spots of and burning with Cuticura bride who doesn't select a homelier girl Ointment. Next morning shampoo than herself for a brldeamald. thoroughly with Cuticura Soap and hot FOOT-RASDOEB IT water. These super-creamemollients WhenAL.!J?N'R ahwa pmrh or your cirna ana do much to keep the scalp clean and bunlonayour tha arhe, an Allan'a antlarpilc powd. r to be atiakan Into ahoaa healthy and to promote hair growth. In and ua-Ulvea Inatant ra-l-l. r to Tlrad, Achlnc, Swollen frt. Over Free sample each by mail with Book. parkaarea are beinc uaad by the Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. L, loi.OO at tha front. Bold everywhere, Jbo troopa Boston, Sold everywhere. Adv. Lod t accept any aubatltut. Adv. (irara Natural leaf tobacco. Kralui-k- ir - Good Road in Washington Suburb. The only kind of oil used In oiling streets or roada" In the opinion of y r'oot-FUa- d This world haa no love for the lover who loves only bimaelf. A New Remedy for Kidney, Bladder and all Uric Acid Trouble Dear Readers: I appeal to those of yon who are bothered with kidney and bladder trouble, that you give up tha use ot harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and tn their plara take a short treatment of "Atiurlc." I have taken many of Dr. Pierre's medicines for, tbe past tventy-flvyeara with good results. I suffered with kidney trouble for some years. I recently heard ot the newest discovery of Dr. Pierce, namely, bis "Anurlc" Tablets. After using eame I am completely cured ot my kidney trouble. A doctor pronounced ma a well preserved woman for my age, all due. I believe, to Dr. Pierce's aid. MRS. MEUXDA E. MILLER. If you suffer from backache, rheumatism, get "Anuric" now. lum-bajt- a. fout-bat- A good mirror tells the truth, bo matter upon whom It may reflect. After Grip-Wi- nter Colds Bad Blood Ton are pale, thin, weak with little vitality. Your liver Is sluggish and tbe bad blood cause your stomach muscles to lose their elasticity and ba come flabby then lndlgeallon. Dr. Pierce' Golden Medical Discovery, purely vegetable and free from alcohol or narcotic. I tha great and powerful blood purifier of today. Extracted from American forest herb and root. Contain no alcohol. Ingredient printed on wrapper. Taken a directed It . will search out, impure and poisonous matter throughout tbe system and eliminate It Adv. Catarrhal Fever, INFLUENZA fSnk Eye, Shipping Favor, Eplzootlo And all Jiee-of tha horee aff.rtma Ma throat peedllr mr tatl krM from havlnar r ir.d. roil and hnrera in I to tjoeea tl.m by uaina: aaka'a IHaleaaar t aeaeeja4. cure one rlafa) a ra. one bottte ajuarantre,! tn .. f..r l.i mrf; mart, babjr rolta. atalliona. all age and Mcnt r.K.illful ctrntme compound. t ROc and 11 or dellv n Anv drua-ftSe.rr iM.ille; l ai.d 110 MI.DII AL t t.f.l ht laal.ufM'tiirer. MMH baakfa, laa ofi-- con-dill"- "" the playwright and IF YOU MAM manap' r. waa onre a iH lxy In Indlaaetlna). t aatnleaca, atrk a hall Fianalco theater. Headatba, ' aSraa aWara" ar Saaane Oceb, yaa) I 'avid P.elaaco. ta.-- aarvt'. to Mother important Kxaniiiic carefully every bottle of PASTIIIMA a aaf n and aura retnawtv for Infants and children, and see that It Pears tbi Signature In for Over 30 Tear. Children Cry for Fletcher's Caatoria le full's Pills a at V hat mmm taaaat. ThT imm aallMatak atanaack aea kaiM urn tka Baa i leg aarralaa. Cenuiae Pholographs fvt4t lf mm. III ttastp tMtiota p.1iw-t- tMb lX!ZVZ f.f Si 0t T ft liM . t. A t avtal h t 9mm f. rffrtR. fr N " v.mttr.n tWii. Aratr-r.la-jthl I. Nearly a million and a half men are rtfM .I r.(arr fHitntH ti e now employed io the munition of Germany. W. N. Um. 6lt Lke City, No. fac-tori- lRiinio tlie easy way to heal sick skins Rrsinol Ointment, with Retinol Soap.usually stops uhrainiUjfilly. Vnlras Ih trrib!e is due to Srm serious internal d.aorder, it quickly and easily heals most case of ec tema, rash, or similar tormenting skin or scalp eruption, even when other treatments have given little relic'. Physicians have frrttribtd Ketinol (or over twenty year. Good Roads Fill Churches. good road fills tbe country The It stands for neighborly churches. ness, and. best of all, it leaves good schools alt along Its line. It keeps the country boy with it. The good road Is a Sign of the culture, knowledge, and civlliratloD In a county, a state, or a nation. toea your community Stand the test? Maintenance ef Roads. Tbe first and last commandment In the maintenance of earth roads Is to keep the surface well draint-d-. kind ka.l ieil,r. tiltf BtuHi. aaaa yuu out and luotter uy criiia airci mi tH)nuiur. j. iuri aurupvan llainuual lu.. I. K. BfHtUar, haw lurft CaiMUfcl Engineering Dean Says Tests Show It Is Superior to Anything Else. Leaa fear Note Drummer Doe yonr stenographer belong to the anion? Merchant Not at preaent; but sb la to be married nett month. TO OPERATION infor-mutio- ; a University of Missouri Score One for America Travers Whn a man dies In Hin dustan his widow Is cremated. Homer That's where tbe American widow gets thm beat of IL Travers How's that? Hotner Instead of being cremated she Is re mated if aba Is rlcb and pretty. Rldf TbM the allffhtcit ntd ef tha your freckle., tloubl uthin aire riKth U prtrripi(tiit to thtan homely puta (uttnimt'ei bint ply rt mn ouni-nf othln double from your druuKiat, and apply a lltllo of It night and innriilna; ami you ahoulri aoon a o that rven the worat freckta hnva bffuri to tllaappVar, while the liKhtur nra have vanlahfd vniirt jjs'. It la leltlum that mure than une ounce la needed to completely clear the akin and sain a beautiful clear complexion. He ur to aak for the doubt strength thine, hi thla la Bold under guarantee of ir.onev back it It faila to remove frecklea. r , ' 5, to flat Tim Thr't t.o tonit-feeling anhaimed of N, i So. "Dor-tor.- i V.W.TT. 'm tnana-faetwred?- Mn. John O. d- 'WantiKaT ama. hi Marbant , mrV an r'orli.- j-- 1 l'lah. aara: "1 auftarriM r J m throiiah frnmjrjl palna a a m m ann air7a Mnrninea. r h a n I ao "rat tfM T. I Urn artl aora aroaa A I o air bark t draar rnr'f hr1it took. aroirtd It nlr man hnft ''J- Dean E. 3. Mrl'austland of the school of engineering of the Tfniversity of to the allegorical 1 think 111 goCare." Missouri, should bo an oil that conball representing tains asphalt. Oil that contains paraf"I s'pose youH dreas with care?" fin will evaporate rapidly and leave a road muddy and sticky. "Decidedly not. You know Care bas a raveled aleeva." The engineering experiment station bere has analyzed many samples of Ha Kind. "I rwg you pardon for stepping on road oils sent to the university from "Was that cnnvera.atlrm too had your foot. various parts of the state. Oil that " with yotir deaf and dumb friend "If I were a centipede and had bas an asphalt base will give almost corn on every to of every foot, I'd aa much satisfaction as asphalt pavea was band-lIt find blamed fools enough to stand on ment, is tba opinion of Dean Mct'aust-land- . "No, really, dear. ad a." them all." tnl ki'lnar or l.lal Ihouaas'l Ull yon ho to find raliaf. ilrrc raar to ui"l Jfl onlr n it 1 thmiaamla. Knrff tlinnaanrl Amrri-rare V.n i p'llilirty fvSa Ki'lnar Till. ror! it i anrlti tha hil nt anr who baa bad bark, , aho tirrd. nrrrnua and h dcTt, provement. "It baa been proved time and time again that farm lands with a hard ASPHALT OIL BEST ON ROADS dcr Thousands Tell It Yhf daPr loi with HirWhc sentative. "The cities derive as much benefit as, If not more than, the residents along the route of the proposed Im- road outlet Into the city are far more valuable than the farm that is shut oft from the city five months out of the A Friend Indeed. year on account of Impassable roads. "Your former mistress speaks very "The farmer benefits by easier haulhighly of you, Norah." ing, cheaper transportation, time sav"She ought to think a lot of me. ing and better social conditions for ma. "am." hla wife, children and self. "How did you win her gratitude?" benefits by cheaper prod"The "If It badn't been for what 1 said In uce, the city for the rural resiopportunity court, ma'am, ahe never would have dent to get into the city and make got her divorce." purchases and the merchant in town can extend his zone of delivery far out Two Soula, One Thought Into the country. "Do you believe that the thoughts "The best proof that good roads of a husband and wife become Iden bring prosperity la brought home to Ileal?" aBked Rounder. Washington by a "I do." answered Jaggsby. "For ex the very doors of two of the states on the comparison la me wife for ample, my waiting up now and ahe knows just what ahe la borders of tbe District of Columbia. "Maryland bas practically finished a going to aay to me and ao do L" Job of good roads building. Virginia baa hardly commenced. A Alwaya Ready to Oblige. two-hou- r automobile ride, say to FredGruff Policeman (to tipsy old party followed by a two-hou-r ride Md., erick. In la You who the car) must singing to Warrenton, will Virginia through either atop that noise or accompany ahow a contrast that Is not hard to me. Tipsy Old Party Accompany you? anderstand. "Washington has profited greatly by Why. certainly. Just bum a tuna Drat: we caa then go ahead together. Ne the good roada to Frederick. It baa braska Awgwan. brought thousands of dollars to thia city. "Within the past yar a good road Wight Have Been Useful. Mrs. Flat bush Thle paper aaya a baa been built to Fairfax, Va . which Is balf way to Warrenton. Conditions man that weighs 150 pounds contain enough grease to make 75 candles and for the better are noticeable along this more miles ara tretch. Twenty-threa pound of soap. Mr. Flat bush There, dear; that's needed to put Warrenton In close the sort of man you ought to btve touch with the capital. A greater part of the amount necessary has been married. raised In the country district, the balance la looked for In Washington. Just Shocked the Parson. Minister Mr. Hardease. I aaw your bow far the business and motorists In son In a saloon yesterday. Washington will go along this line Is but that Washington Hardease Did you? I hope the problematical, young scamp bad the politeness to will profit by a good road to Warren ton or any other Virginia town within ask you to bave something. a radius of fifty to one hundred miles Is a certainty. Making the path to ACCEPTINO AN APOLOGY. one's door easy for the purchssrrs Is good advertising. Helping always build a good road Into the city that will bring thousands of buyrs) Into town Is surely making the path eas ier." Out of the Set. "I'm afraid Vanessa has married beraself clean out of our set." "Why eor nor "The fellow is neither a a bridge player." rar profit you to tatk How did It BiPNn tb its years bowe la. they rrgulala liver "Men who have been successful In building up large enterprises, men who have made a lifelong study of con ditions of affairs where bud roads predominate, and men who have put their beat efforts into Improving highways are unanimous In one opinion that It Is the duty ot big cities to help In building good roads that. lead Into their limits," said a good roads en thusiast to a Washington Star repre alx-yea- r the great "What do you suppose attraction about tbeae aero meets? CO., OMAHA. U.SJ. "The attraction of gravitation." SKINNER CITIES jre f wall decorations with millions of Painters and Householders, Decorators and Womenfolk, who take a pride in their homes the wide world over. 982 Craadville Ra. ASSIST long-winde- ' e. tna nluli lu t ROADS Merchanta In Town Reap aa Much Profit aa Persons Living Along Improved Highways. Why He Returned. "Hack home aeain. eh. doctor? What was the trouble, too healthy for you out there? "Kxactlv. There was only on case of sickness lu town the whole time I raa there?" "And I suppose some other doctor "Oh! Jack, come quick! Oaby baa bad that?" It waa bomeslck- - his toe In hla mouth!" "No. I bad It. "That's all right. Don't disturb him. oesa. He's practicing the toe hold." She Was Buay. The World's Responsibilities. "I want to thank you." said the Oh, aonie ar In the motor car, orator to the nice old lady A guy and tar'li-xloud: who had stayed throughout his entire And aonie miixt Imul tha roak and tar lecture. "You seemed to appreciate To renovate I he road. my efforts to enlighten this community." Getting at the Facta. "That's all right," she replied. "Most Attorney Are you a single man? 1 at your audience slipped away, but Witness No, sir. bud brought my knitting along and Attorney Is your wife living? wasn't wasting the time." Witness I've never been mnrrled. Attorney But you Just said you were not single. Johnny Knew the Sex. Father Where is your mother, Witness True, I'm one of a pair of twins, see? lohnny? Johnny She's out In the back yard Just So. loing a whittling atunt. "What have you there?" Father you sure she's whit"An automobile catalogue." tling? ' Johnny Of course I am; she's try-n- g ''Why do you read sc many automobile catalogues? You haven't the price to sharpen a pencil. of a car." AERO MEETS. "Well, you gotta keep posted on automobile matters In order to understand the Jokes." Alabastine is the most effective, economical and solid, streakless and I GOOD It tHo HUSBAND OBJECTS (Lis ikX ae4n4 OtMmeM la eaeelleirt Sealiea' aaateeat foe eie , ae4 am tea eW Seee.it awe teaea away a. a til- -, -a ani4, aiaiMaaaaaanS. Irwrrleaa. tttta, Burnt m |