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Show Millard County Chronicle Thursday, Oct. 22, 1959 cZettde and . . . -By INEZ RIDING Most difficult to remember: To polish shoes for Sunday on Saturday night!. To bake a pumpkin pump-kin pie in time for it to cool before a meal. To treat the two youngest as a five and seven year-old rather rath-er than two five-year-olds. To sleep in a hairnet to protect my COIF-FUKE. COIF-FUKE. To not chew gum in public. To put pickles on the table after I made them myself. That a twelve year-old ia not a baby and yet not grown. Larry Odean, football player of ninth grade size, says to keep the legs limber there's nothing like a fast game of hop-scotch every night. Things that I have forgotten and not wanted to: How to get down cobwebs. How to laugh with a young boy or girl. How to shampoo a carpet. How to wax a floor. What a mill -whistle reminds me of. How to lose weight. How to shoot spitballs. How to cook a decent meal. How to make tomato gravy. How to protect friendships. That Tuesday is a good day for ironing. - Things that I have not forgotten, but wish that I could: How to sew for myself. (I hate that.) How to iron. How to swear. How to bite my fingernails. How to gossip. That Monday is the only day in the week that my washing machine works. Not too long ago this column carried car-ried a little thing on "How to Preserve Pre-serve a Husband." Well, I forgot to mention that it was taken from a sure 'nuff canning book loaned to me by Enid Hopkins. After copying it, I thought that I should be real clever and do one on how to "Preserve "Pre-serve a Wife." . I couldn't do it! All I could think of was how unfair un-fair sometimes a woman's position in this old world Is! (Now, all you men know that that is wrong, don't you? You bet.) One thing I am convinced of is that the trouble with the world to day is what men do to women. They keep them at home, buried beneath a lot of dirty washing and then a big stack of ironing (There's that dirty word again), and think that the little woman is undoubted ly happy because she doesn't put up a big stink! Sometimes a woman can get mighty tired of trying to be a pic ture of WOMANHOOD that has been handed down through the age! You know the picture, I'm sure. It is of loving kindness, bread and butter, motherhood, jams and jellies, jel-lies, sewing and mending, roses and moonlight. Actually, a woman knows that the heart should rule the head and a woman knows that not one man in a hundred knows this little thing. (When you hold that up to the light, it really is no little item, either.) All these years, men have been Kings, rulers, warmongers, etc., and look what they have done to the world! I sincerely believe that there will never be true happiness and bread on every table until the men wise up and let women run the governments! govern-ments! There are three subjects that are supposedly taboo to write about, think about or talk about: Religion, Relig-ion, politics and the Battle of the Sexes! (And my APOLOGIES to my good friend, Ev Morris. I did not intend to cause anyone any embarress-ment.) embarress-ment.) Guess "How to Preserve a Wife" can all be boiled down to this: Remind Re-mind her every day how fortunate she is to be your wife. (Keep telling tell-ing her this and she may believe you.) Give her plenty of children to keep her so busy that she will have no time to do anything else. Buy her one new dress a year. Ask her what she did with all the other clothes she had. Remind her how many more clothes she has had AT YOUR FARM CO-OP Special clean-out sale on many items, including Lawn Mowers, Garden Hose, Feeders, Waterers, Nests, Paint, Polish and many other items. Check the specials today! UHICO ANTI FREEZE Permanent Unico Anti-Freeze, assuring you full protection protec-tion for the entire winter. Contains new MPI-22. Prevents rust, Corrosion, foaming and clogging. October Special $1.75 per gallon UHICO TIRES All sizes and types of longer-lasting Unico Tires, tube or tubeless, on special this month. Ask your Branch Manager a-bout a-bout the big savings. MILK WHITE FEEDS There's a Milk White Feed for every need. Milk White Feeds are mixed to exact formulas that give you assurance of QUALITY every time. There is no better buy for your feed dollar, whether you are purchasing feed for cattle, dairy cows, poultry, turkeys, dogs or for any other use. Try MILK WHITE. See how much more you get for your money. For all farm end home needs, see your Branch Manager. REX WOOD than you in a given period of time. Take her out to dinner once in a blue moon. Then spend the evening even-ing oggling other women. (Do this by all means. It makes the wife wonder what you ever saw in her in the first place.) Tell everyone within hearing distance all her faults, but don't mention a thing about her good qualities. (If she has any left after living with you.) m Tell her every once in a while that it is none of her business what you do. But, make it plain to the old gal that it is your business what she does. Be choosy, you pick friends for both. (The poor gal has no taste, she picked you.) Laugh at her choice of books, magazines, shows and music. This makes her feel so insecure that she just naturally clings to you. Show her the right things to read like True, Esquire, Dan Valentine. Laugh when she reads The Woman of Today, Better Homes and Gardens Gard-ens and Ann Landers. Give her a steady diet of boxing matches, football, baseball. Tell her you can't understand why she can't like these things as well as you. Be determined de-termined that you will have a companion that takes to the hills, fields and streams like a flee takes to a dog. But don't go with her to P-TA meetings, she has more time , than you, everyone knows that! ' Let her do all the yard work and then tell her if she had waited you would have done it. She is an old meany. She knew that you had good intentions all the time. This could go on and on. But, It will be better to have a continued deal, so that's just what I'm a'-gonna a'-gonna do. This is some boiling, believe me. Do just part' of these things, MEN, and you will preserve or keep a wife!- ' .9 'Oar Neighbor Our good neighbor comes from the East end of what is known as Cropper Lane. She is known for her many talents. She is a leader in anything she under takes to do. She is a teacher, she has a lovely voice and can play the accordion. A wonderful cook and is known for her delicious butter rolls and ta-male ta-male pies. Many blue ribbons she has won with her beautiful quilted quilts. She also can run any farm equipment. Many times she has been seen in the field plowing ground, cutting hay and baleing hay. She handles a tractor as well as any man. She helps with the upkeep of their farm implements by greasing and caring for the same. She is never to busy to stop and lend a helping hand to those in need. She is kind and considerate of everyone. Our Ward feels it a privilege to have LaVeda Bishop as a member. A good neighbor and a wonderful friend. Delta Jehovah's Yitnesses Yill Attend Confab "Do the Divine Will!" With that theme in mind, members of the Delta Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses will be leaving early Thursday morning to attend their three-day circuit convention in Og-den, Og-den, Utah, October 23 to 25, 1959. Emmon Kozina, local presiding minister, stressed that the program has been arranged to keep before the minds of all dedicated Christians Chris-tians the importance of expanding one's ministerial qualifications so that he can skillfully perform God's will. Of special interest at this, Bible gathering will be the Watchtower Society's latest color movie "Divine Will International Assembly of Jehovah's Witnesses which will be shown on Saturday evening. Outstanding Out-standing scenes at the world's largest larg-est Christian convention attended by a quarter-million delegates from 123 countries who overflowed both Yankee Stadium and the Polo Grounds in New York will include: Cattle and Sheep From Canada, 11 States at Ogden Ogden Quality exhibits of cattle and sheep from 11 states and Ca nada will be displayed in Ogden's Golden Spike National Livestock Show, Nov. 13-21, incomplete entry lists show. A total of 100 top quality bulls have been consigned to the Here ford cattle auction, to be held Nov. 17. The bulls will be sold In pens of twos and pens of threes as well as singly. In the exhibit contest classes, many nationally prominent ranches are represented. These include Wyoming Wy-oming Hereford Ranch, Cheyenne, Wyoming; Straus Medina Hereford Ranch, San Antone, Texas; Hud speth Land and Livestock Company, Pineville, Oregon, and many others. Morgan Bros., Morgan, Utah, was first to place an entry In the carloads car-loads of fat cattle division. There will also be carloads of feeder cattle, cat-tle, and pens of five feeder steer calves in the yards classes of the show. Fifty registered Quarter Horses will be offered at auction November 21, at 2 p.m. Other auctions will be for Aberdeen-Angus cattle, Suffolk and Columbia bred ewe sheep, fat cattle, sheep and hogs, and carloads of fat and feeder cattle. Cooks Encourage Students to Eat If you haven't eaten in the lunch room lately, you should plan to do so real soon. The meals are delicious and nutritious and they fill, delightfully, that space under the ribs. An average of 400 lunches a day are served in the High School lunch center and at the phenomenally phenomen-ally low price of 25 cents per meal. Each meal contains all the seven basic food requirements plus desserts des-serts that are purely for taste appeal. ap-peal. Mrs. Ethel Skeem from Deseret Is the lunch supervisor and her helpers are Loretta Whicker, Maud Iverson, Vera Giles, and Ellen Ker-nell. Ker-nell. These women work hard to satisfy the various appetites of the many hungry students and encourage encour-age more to eat in the lunch center. cen-ter. Karen Roberts Jolly Stitchers will meet Friday, Oct. 23, at 2:30p.m., at the Swall-berg Swall-berg Building in Delta. Hostesses will be Mrs. Irene Little and Mrs. Lu Swalberg. i ; the mass baptism of over 7,000 persons; per-sons; two giant cafeterias feeding 1,000 meals a minute; foreign-language sessions held In 20 languages; on-location shots of Christian teaching activity around the world and many, many more. The featured speaker on the program pro-gram appearing daily will be Matthew Mat-thew M. Kolar, Grant Town, West Virginia, district supervisor for Jehovah's Je-hovah's Witnesses. He will deliver the keynote talk at this convention on Sunday afternoon, Oct. 25th at 3 p.m. on the Bible subject "When Is God's Will to be Done on Earth?" Attending from .this area will be Emmon Kozina, Mr. and Mrs. Donald Don-ald Kozina and daughter Roselin. Matthew M. Kolar, right, district i Watchtower Society publication supervisor far Jehovah's Witnesses with Emmon Kozina, presiding and principal speaker, discusses a minister of the Delta congregation. Mr. and Mrs. M. H. Workman are proud grandparents of new twin baby boys born to Mr. and Mrs. Willard (Beth) Atkln of Tooele. The new boys weighed in at seven and seven and one-half lbs. at the Tooele Hospital, Friday, Oct. 16. Welcoming mother and sons at home are two brothers, two sisters and dad. Word received in Delta relates that Mrs. Grant Workman has been recently sustained as First Counselor Counse-lor of Relief Society of their Ward in Los Angeles. Mr. Workman has been in the Sunday School Super-intendency Super-intendency for sometime. Mr. and Mrs. Workman left Delta a year ago. Here for the deer hunt were Mr. and Mrs. Rodney Peterson, of Kearns, Utah, Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Ray-mond Peterson, of Bell, Calif., and Arland Peterson, of Pleasant Grove. Their parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Peterson, had a family dinner party par-ty Thursday night, joined by Mr. and Mrs. Carlile Peterson, Mr. and Mrs. Shirley Peterson, and families, and Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Peterson of Delta. Clctrence G. Hogon attended Conference in Salt Lake, last week. He also visited relatives and the graveside of his wife before coming com-ing home. 7.500 Read It In The CHRONICLE1 Hold Your U.S. Savings Iloncls, Chairman Says "Many Utahns don't realize that the new increased interest rates on savings bonds also benefit bonds they already own," Chairman Herman Her-man Munster said here today in his monthly sales report. "A number of people are cashing in their old bonds to buy the new bonds because they don't understand under-stand that the new 3 and 34 per cent interest rate approved by congress con-gress last month also provides for increases in rates for bonds already alrea-dy issued," the chairman said. "This cashing-in actually penalizes the individual who turns in his bond because the longer a bond is held the higher the rate of interest inte-rest it draws." vTalk to your banker before you cash in a savings bond," he advised. ad-vised. The chairman went on to report that September purchases of savings sav-ings "bonds in Millard county were $2,171, and for the nine months of the year totaled $23,757 or 47.5 per cent of the county's 1959 sales goal. Total purchases throughout Utah reached $1,464,783, he announced. In conclusion the chairman quoted quot-ed a recent statement of President Eisenhower in which the president said, "To my mind there is no better bet-ter way of saving, no more effective effect-ive way of strenthening our power for peace, than to own United States savings bonds. To buy these bonds is to express1 faith In America. Ameri-ca. It helps provide the economic strenth in both our Government and in individual families on which our freedom depends." Homecoming in Progress at C.S.U. A full week of Homecoming activities activi-ties will be highlighted with a parade, pa-rade, assemblies, dance, football, annual Alumni luncheon and a concert con-cert at College of Southern Utah. Homecoming week will be directed by Chairman Boyd Ward and his committee from Monday, Oct. 19 through Saturday, Oct. 24. An event of special interest has been added this year on Friday, Oct. 23. A nationally recognized popular quartet the "Hi Lo's" will present a concert In the CSU aui-torium aui-torium under the sponsorship of the campus Circle K service club. All interested persons in the area will be invited to hear these recording artists perform. There will be an admission charge. Top activities will be led off on Tuesday, Oct. 20 at 11 a.m. with the annual Queen's Assembly. Presentation Pre-sentation of queen candidates to the studentbody will precede the election of Homecoming royalty. 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