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Show THE LEIII SUN. LEW, UTAH Cheery Pinafore fof THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE A Lucky Little Gf j Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young j j BE SEE 3BC 30E 3BE 3QC 3GE 3BE 3EC SJ0G USE 3HE SEE BOG 30E 3 DC 3BI IBC 33 DOMESTIC CROWS SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS An Iowa farmer hired a boy from a big city for the summer. On his srrlval he sent him out into the fields, telling him to keep a sharp' HEPY, WHEN THE RAY FAPE THE ANP 1 CANT LET A SiRL RUN THAT R!$K -IT'? TOO PAN6EK0U5 PERSON CHAeSEP WITH THEM WILL SHRINK SMALLER look-out for crows. When the lad came back, , his employer em-ployer asked him if he had seen any crows. "Yes." he replied. "And THAN A PIN P0INT did you scare 'em?" asked the farm er. "No," said the lad, "I thought Qiey were yours." ! i rv Jii PUT, PCX ".7 SPAUKYS 60 Yj,?; UNLEW VDU (.7 TI?ONj IP HE NTaw!T CHAB5E HPY f EVEN KISSES MY I WITH TH COfMlC V POKEWEAP I'LL 6ET Jl' w 1 l?AYS LIKE YOU M A CONCU5lONfO r4" PIP ME I CANT J PLEA5E MAKE ME If aIT mm m NO, SPARKY, THE M fiiMW YOU'LL HAVE TO 0 STRONGEST MAN WtliW CONTENTEP WITH f IS FINE, P0C-BUT IM BQN6 THE WORLP'f t ffl PEIN6 TH' WOKLD'5 1-WWiV STRONGEST JV STRONGEST V MAN s " BACHELOR ISN'T LALA PALOOZA All Aboard for Coatsville! NOW, HERE'S ABOUT WHERE I THEY FOUND THE WRECKED I CAR HM-WHAT WOOLD SHERLOCK HOLMES DO J . ' J HELLO- ( NAW- ""ft ACCIDENT? 1 V-AS rr TOSSET OUT ttVpL ( 0F THE M VM I CCATSVILLE f VJ7 PREGWT BY k UV-ik BIS LUG W HO OCX" )i WANTED A. WHOLE iTVyK YCACR'rORWS ) HE LOOKED LIKE KINS KONG'S FIRST COUSIN AN HE HAD A LITTLE PEZZER AN COATSVILLE l.lml Hill ' , OlDYOul mW mmM mmi I V 1 ALL ABOARD FOR COLEBROOK, V WEAVERVlLLE, HEALDSBURS, ' COATSVILLE, MATTITUCK I AND WOODSTOCK REG'LAR FELLERS Battery for Today fa 22 Prank Jay Mar key Syndicate, Inc. WHEN I THINK OF I ( MISSIN' TODAYS 6AM1E,)- 4 I I COULD BUST OUT -X PRY CRTt N' r TEARS By GENE BYRNES I've JUST MADE. A ALLIANCE WITH NELLI G AftS NANNY GOAT, AND HAVE I GOT A IDEA! JUST HOLD HIM. FELLERS I'LL GET THIS UNREAS'NABLE. FAKE SIMILE READY IN A JIFFY i POP Ceiling Zero. (CAX MEN, V.CEILIN6 WAX 9 ill L WAN I L,fclLINGT WAX POE. 9 By J. MILLAR WATT I. . .1 1 :: 74 (HlaM by Th Bull IWndlMK, Ibc) fl RAISING KANE Too Deep for Punky puHK-ij, 1 hea youVe BEEN HAVtNO SaeAT y -FUN WITH VOOft NU l-ITTLE &IRL PLAyMATEy Ht DttMS TO 6 A " LITTLE MONSTER) , l-KW-WHAT I ; 'At, I THOUGHT PERHAPS VOL) MI&HT LIKE riHECEIUMflS POLISHED ! - I ALSO UNDERSTAND SMEJ HAS A FANTASTIC IDEA SHE CAN IWTOfiOAPH PICTURES iti MOTION WITH) an tMPry BOX, SHAPED uiiw IMS LIKENESS OF, A LAMERA' Z1 X? Sri V.' v.. By FRANK WEBB V CASTING fyjyTtMS Jjfr (W4TH yoci fpancisWs V fNTlU you LEARN Vtalk eerre) , CROSS TOWN By Roland Coe br T" h N 'Well if yoo mHst know I feU ont of bed." BUCK Cljis Lewis 'ill - DOM'T Jr " FORGET TAfriJ FORT MJBIT& "Buck's wife makes him send her 12 cents 1 monlh more since -v UVvaU u,g (0 ouj siamps lor his weekly Ietteriw Scotch Fun Sandy How come you and Mary didn't go to Niagara Falls on your honeymoon, Mac? MacTavish We planned to but we saved the cost of the trip. They were showing it in a newsreel the week we were married so we went to the movies. OLD, BUT GOOD By RUBE GOLDBERG iSVf- MsT lid she :,r 6' x c r. ifi ,.- I M then A drunk was walking along the curb with one foot in the gutter and the other on the sidewalk. A cop, after following him for a block, said, "Come along, my friend. and I'll help you home. You're drunk." Thanks," replied the drunk. "J thought I was a cripple." ' X"HAT a lucky girl to ovratmma vv pinafore! It took veryifcont of Mother's time to do this siU pattern and this easy stitcil There are motifs for two pinaij or use mem on nursem.!.,,. ens or some tot's clothes or ItLtv Welly Pattern 7638 contains a transfer cj of a mtif 6 by 10 Inches and six ffn ou averaging 3 by 4 inches; compleh If t tha tions far pinafore. tU y0l ; Ut al Sewing Circle NeedleCralt Dtp. thai rl! Cost of Living Boss Are you saving half the money you make? employee kven if you gave me a raise, I wouldn't get that much! 11. . 1 n. M xi lumw ou aan r rancisco, 1 jui Enclose 15 cents (plus one cec'Fl cover cost or mailing) No )u sa: Name Wnered Address ...yed. for Patfi11' iat, ess Eeal Sympathy. Owner As soon as this house is completed, I expect to be married. Builder In that case, I'll do my best to make the job last as long as I can. t path U man 1 tell said can do more for you, so why pay itb j,. , World'slargestsellerat 10e 36tablet jwaa 1 iuu ior oniy joe. uet &u josepn Asp"1!' no ASPiniiU ,f1 jvi 'wo. "yis, I h English Slanguage Diner Some asparagus, please. waiter mere s : no sparrow- on the menu, and don't call me Gus! Slap It On! Lady of the House (at foot of stairs) Oh, painter, are you working up there? ' Painter Yes, ma'am.. Lady can't hear you. Painter What do you think Fra putting the paint on with, a ham mer? on Largest and Smallest I kmv's The world's largest living W died ture, the whale, is many btilncle; t times as heaw as the but smallest, a tiny kind of germn my 1 17 unc Whei first ! vith h Permanent Cure Rastus Did dat medicine straight en out yo pappy all right? Sambo Hit sho' did! Weall buried him yestiddy! EASILY SWALLOWED W p&fS bjWfjOHs fathe Holiovo Misery R m mm mm -r-v -I nra e i was U I hi U, I e was en, am unday rtably, me a and si hpa iaL -"-"fea in cbgged nose. Follow VISLt'38 de UUCL.L1U1I3 mmm nMnh -rT iUS In folder. VAa,lHaLvMs Prote J)ree moi Put 3-purpos Vicks Va-tro-nol ud each nostriL It (1) shrinks swollen membranes, (2) soothes irritation, The 6banks. Aiottie a President's Right li .?!, . t- , . . 7. rtl 1 rresiaenx 01 tne mu talk back to me, lit-Ah'll lit-Ah'll make yo' eat Sambo Yo' tie boy, and yo words! Rastus Po'k chops, chicken dum-plin', dum-plin', hot biscuits n' watahmelon. say Punch and Run Hubby And everything I goes! Wifey Oh, yeah? Hubby Yes all around the neigh borhood! States may order the officialifishwom ognition of a foreign goveril 1 .,, without recourse to congresifjl. -en she ' Jo a nice, in Beli ffcamD. a U nd pretl Mars prescnb the fastnt-actng raianea kf ,e nf V jrmptaanitie relief mtdieiMtt kke OokU vi tablet NoluatiT. BeM-sni brings era law but iiffy r doable oar money hack w wtun' ' ou' tent.2iatUdni(xiMa. sA-Tlelia W I was a : Signaling: Pistol JTjnX r mm m mm - x Relieved in 5 minutes or double iwr Trnm nrimnnrn inur, ..iiiTn ' i fctr las, sour stomach nd heartburn, dodo" S a "lars 1 child, a You Asked for It Jerry Did you ever hear tha story about the jeep that ran out of gas? Harry No. How does it go? Jerry It doesn t go. You have to push it! Absentee Voter Lady of the House You can't see Mr. Jones! Assemblyman I just want to see what party he belongs to. Lady of the House Well, look at me. I m the party he belongs to! Scotch Again Sandy I hear you and Mary have maae up and are going to be married mar-ried after all? Mac Right you are. You see, Mary put on weight and I couldn't get the engagement ring oft her finger. Bad Hearing' Beaten Candidate But I felt sure I heard the voice of the people calling call-ing me. Friend It was probably just your-self your-self thinking out loud. P '1H tell. flttTHf Mlli'lKMlinFrr l w mrQgfhJ f for fear The Very pistol, used fori "'S K", nuuwa on UgtMarshhan the intensity of 20,000 candle.y --4W his lit Gregory anted L e'd left i Redwo with me en Lottie 'rty I wa tint We Ible strai Fred's w and the BECAUSE IT'S iffi' IN VITAL ELEMEy ioor Ittere. She Gooi-tasting Scott's Eaulsiwkf build strng boses, sound tff&e minute stamina; helps build resistance f lost somi It's rick in natural ASD Vitamt why. 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