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Show TIIE LKII SUN, LEIII. UTAH WNlmmn Pinalon-hmm uue lot MO WONDERZT? as pie and decMeX,,' with herself I This little miPlease(i the bows in her curk J1?' by the arm, bweMaberi and best of pinaWi neest I Fum lor the Whole Family L ' RESTAURANT MEN ARISE! "Washington. A meeting of the Re-Clonal Re-Clonal Restaurant Convention was told by speakers here that restaurant own-erg own-erg should serve foods which would help national security. 'Restaurant men should put their knowledge of nutrition and diet to work in the cause of defense,' a speaker said. 'They can help Improve the stamina of America.' Amer-ica.' "News Item. Elmer Twitchell was much Interested Inter-ested In the above Item. As an old restaurant man himself, the idea ab ions and one that youSf'h- t up immediatelv Z "Wttakei , BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN small uaugnter. VI II IV ff- aP?EI2.A1OSS MtNAfteRlE TENT AFTrRSIU"RswLPO AND CRASHED IMTO "THS TIGERS CAGE WSTASWEEOueSTRIAN Pinafore, mfCOWt 5iMiRSri THE END OP THE "TtfMT COLLAPSED OH ALTA TUST AS I h ( VE GOTTA WARN . 'SII W CRAWLED OUT - i j .,- - J I LALA PALOOZA A Nervous HERE I AM YOU MUST LAID UP IN A NEW YORK HOTEL ALL ON ACCOUNT QUIET YOUR NERVES, BOGGLE OF AY. STUBBORN 7V HOTEL aiLTRlTZ S'MATTER POP-Cavalry Casualty! One Steed Brl! -w 1 MESCAL IKE By s. l huntley ' : 1 I ' jj 1 . An Apple for Teacher ' 1 ji ... m POP Successful Failure OUR SERGEAWT SAYS IM ' Where's U photo(rapher 111 If Llfiil Wreck MISS DIANNE'LL IF SHE COME AROUND KEEPS ON IU YOUR WAY OF THINKING, HIDING IN THAT LALA PERSON'S HOME. PL 1 SJirN GO TO LAW-I'LL LAW-I'LL BLOW THE PLACE UP NEVER THERE WHEN I'M WANTED Uok these clue u pa ei tba keckey ramaf MESSAGE MARRY AGAINST FOR MISTER BOGGLE MY WISHES 'LL DISINHERIT HER ; t J MrUy Sr.illc.c,. ar 1 - AND NEVER WANTED The Second Shoe ST5, WITH OWE SHOE ON AM& ONE OFF, THINKING OF MANY THINGS txrtvr m. DIANNE CAN'T : i 1 TAKE ? UOM LET ME SEE l'LLCTAKE SJTUg, RIGHT ONeygfc" BETTER GET 01 WITH JT.TBIFs TO H00 K.WW UP ON By GLDYAS WILLIAMS TO FORCE SHOE AROON0 ' I By RUBE GOLDBERG THE MASTER OF ME MAKE CEREMONIES ON YOUR BOGGLE SPEECHES IK I DOUGHNUT AMATEUR HOUR 15 5ICK-YOU'LL. 5ICK-YOU'LL. HAVE TO TAKE CHARGE AAV UH I'M 1 rnMnmnw I I'll . pills! YOURSELF AAV I'll . pills! I Prank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. By C. M. PAYNE V m m E.WA3( r 1 By J. MILLAR WATT WHEN I'M THERE I SUCCEEDS ftNlV iu SITS JUG6UNS SHOE KNOCKING SH6E AWAY FROM HIM. BV AM ELABORATE FEAT OF CONTORTION PICKS IT UP AT LAST, WrTHOUT GETTING GET-TING OFF BED SHOE HIS TOE TAKES SHOE AND STOCKING OFF TO LOOK AT FOOT VWHEOF MC aat HEARS FATHER. ROAR, Puts SHOE ON, AND RACES P0WNSTA1B.UM: WITH HIS STEPPED ON PLAYING PLAY-ING BASEBALL REMAINING UNTIED U. VAT Of. o vTI v "vi w e w aw t 1 i.'i 1 sorbed his interest "I think there's something in it." he declared. "You take a hamburger ... s The renorter reached nut to take one, but Mr. Twitchell explained he was speaking figuratively. "Take a hamburger. There are hamburgers and hamburgers. I don't know how thev rate In the matter of stamina. J dui tne Kina many restau- ww rants serve today certain ly make a man want to fight" "What about aH-hots?" he was asked. "The all-hot rates, about B nli'i in a defense program." explained El mer solemnly, consulting his charts. "They are not only nutritious, but they are a national habit They are a part of the American system. Take our frankfurters and rolls away from us and our morale would undergo terrific damage." "How does the combo or ham and egg on rye rate in a national defense program?" "Our tests have shown," replied Elmer, "that a man cannot remain an adequate fighting unit as long on the combo as he can on a three-decker liverwurst with lettuce and mayonnaise, but he is within one point ten of being as durable as a man who prefers a salami on a hard roll." "What about the minute steak?" "This minute steak business de mands an immediate studv." snapped Mr. Twitchell. "It covers too much territory. I ordered a minute steak sandwich in a fairly good restaurant last night It unfitted me even for draft Dumoses Dy loosening all my front teeth." "How about 'chicken salad as an aid to national security? T. understand there are daces where chicken salad is chicken sal ad," replied Elmer, "but I have not been able to lo cate 'em. There is nothing m the chicken salads I have ordered that mnM sustain a man throueh a minnr ciri. misn with a platoon of Singer midg- exs ' "What about the rhhi,ri Banawicnr uouid the nation put its mist m that In time of war?" The war and naw r)nrai.mnt,. nave tne cheeseburger under consideration con-sideration at this Strmson, Knox and others had a spe cial session determine the prop er piace oi tne PMohnnu. ; - At CLiiy ueiense program," said Elmer, uw BUOut hAPf ctQ, Deans? "Now you're talking sense," con- ciuaea XLimer. "No matter what the restaurant man nr tha fense bodies may suggest, stew and beans" are what the fighting forces will get . . and Cast Derfnrm. ances show it ain't half bad" Reaction to the ASCAP-Radio War. cannot get the old sweet songs; Somehow it strike m That those who write of "love and you" Can think so much of money Well, anyhow, the ban on all those "ng hits on the chain radios has killed off the fellow who was always asking for request numbers. The best slogan for America In the present crisis is reported on bill- fn". Miamh "AMERICA, LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT." Germany has gone to the rescue of Italy. This may turn out to mark, the Introduction of a new type of German warfare: Rescue with pur- Observations. Misfortune, friends, befell me, t I hate to walk an inch; let some salesmen sell me A pair of shoes that pinch. , ; ' - w. r Have yon broken any New Year's resolutions yet? This looks like a year when a good slogan for anybody is, "Never cnange skis in midair!" DEFENSE PROGRAM STUFF Last night I saw most everywhj. An army camp that wasn't there: It wasn't there again today-I today-I hope the foe wiu k t The present horizon To Tj Duce is "pizon." THE GIST OF rr Marshal Gradani', report, boiled down, would read -t .uj " to bed." houlda stayed mm III :: 0ffi3 . 111 8860 Jd J7 jumper is so deliciously full, below mai aown-scooped cut in the front and the sash bow in the hark d! cents its saucy flare. The little guimpe is plain with round, tailored tai-lored collar and a little neck bow. Send for the pattern right away (the number is 88601. Mai tha pinafore-jumper of checked gingham, ging-ham, printed calico or plain cham-bray, cham-bray, and trim with braid or bias binding. Repeat the era! times in batiste, lawn, dimity or unen. Pattern Nn. Rflfin --- u-ubnv.u It 4. 6 and 8 vears. Ri?A d ramia m. yards of 35-inch material for pinafore- blouse. Send order to: SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 149 New Montgomery Ave. San Francisco Calil. Enclose IS cents for each pattern. Pattern No..... , Size.......... Name Address INTESTINAL GAS PAINS Adlerika ouicklv relieved tne of pas pains in the intestines." (C. B.-Ohio) Gas pains due to delaverl howel sc. tion relieved thm nmrv from ADLERIKA. Get it TODAY. AT YOUR DRUG STORE To Have Lived Haprjy he. who secure within Can sav. Tomorrow An thv worst. for I have lived today. 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