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Show -'- ' ''" ' I, ... 1 . . U"' 1 PATll - SJUU-- , . HAVING . LOOK SHE 3SE 3 BE 3BE THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE a m RkVi Clean Comics That Wilt AmusTBoth Old and Young Pi', inrca nil i-ii .. ii n-- ihii icti -niir1 rim- 3BL- IBL -1 -r-v ir?TTT"I A BIG TOP Things look bad for "Silk" Fowler, ringmaster, who caused the elephant's uy iiaviitK ?.M'ri 'ui miu iici wait. By ED WHEELAN "Do you believe In love at first eight?" "Depends on who you're looking at" Defusing to go cwm her act.lta fKt1 V U VLJJ S'eltYhNSrae'S ' ?!affi WUJ?LEt? THE CHIMPANZEE AT 'FLIP "AND BROKF: Lp ' n Jl---- ll 'ISm ' SPOTTED THE TERRIFIED RINOrHA c U wyuv uf 1 ffSSero I alreapX- IpD TICKER TALK ' SS ; A JPyJP LlAPALOOZA 'AbSBsSZd By RUBE GOLDBERG g7 I AM SO HAPPY (I TENDER LITTLE ffl$(Jjii i 3- " ulift Thin Broker-Has your new diet HIVES-STOP 1 SvlME ' Iat'V H 7 ) ULp! J WM reduced you much? THE CAR AT THE J" ft . f Sfte ALL - STRIKE AT. V l I "V Af Fat Broker - Not very much, GROVE OF ELMS' YES,- ifkA PSSI ME I W FLUTTERING .L ; 1 1 tffZ,, 0. Iffl somewhere around eight points. NEAR THE --COUNTESS fljj " , r -y irtifi HEART j7""- A I SWWMv- 111 I NEEDS SOME PROOF ! j i Desk Sergeant-H you can't giye V " jj L,-, K-V 1 Ifc ) Frank ; fctdtes tat. ' bail I'll have to lock you up for the I If ' -- 1 k. ' Prisoner-All right, serg. Just S'MATTER POP Laugh at His Own? Lotta Folks Do ' By C. M. PAYNE give me a certificate to that effect u m i i 1 II I'll have to have some evidence to 11 ( - . show to my wife. ' - y . " 1 yT" . .v ANOTHER FISn STOEY DOIT X ( HPo'P -A CTorf ( MAKE. ML J ( VVW-Y AV,Nr6 AM 1 K THE POOR A IVlAil about the suffeS he' martyrs and $o &SJ h showed scenes in the RomZ me umstian wnm: were being' fed to. L. in Are anri soon the litti. The mother wO" ftk a last nrr imn 7 Ie stl had , til between sobs inst there, Mamma. tie lion withnnt ..: La'H: v.nnsti NO MUFFLER A U M I It NEEDED 'or n .nee. ien Is that yoi broug"' uth. had mea ijiwith, as !ached him wer wouk , was wn ions were : matter of r ered the 5 suu " In a nasn i bad laid he: Mother ol Wfji-and told j IV aabeth v nd, she w she was ant my he Law that, 1 I must be a i right . Lee forwa tten stick She You can't kiss moi t..iresence at listen to it! "lr. I coul to He There'd be nothing to J . I'm no backwoods man i Sailor Yes; I've seen sardines In shoals. Friend Get out! Who ever Baw sardines In anything but tinsl xcept th was qui 5te man w ay herea1 ,ere? i ees and cobble iy hands MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY There! rTake That! niGH COST OF VACATIONS Ruth Does winter bring sad memories to you also? Dick I should say so. I spent all I earned in six months on my summer vacation. OLD FRIENDS ' tConyrtght. ' hr 8. L. Huntley. Trtl Muk R. U. S. Put. OIBm) POP Robin Wants Fair Play By J. MILLAR WATT Cs'f U i "Jim, who do you think could have written me this anonymous let ter calling me a liar?" 'I don't know, Bobl It musta been somebody who knows you real welL" IT'S AN ART 1 "You say she's lowering herself to go with Tom?" "Yes; he doesn't like high heels and she's stopped wearing them." PA KNOWS ALL "Why does a hen cross the road, pa?" "I suppose it is because she sees the traffic officer's signal, saying Co.'" I'll give five dollars to ANYONE IN THE AUDIENCE -IF YOULL TAKE- TMAT WILD ANIMAL OUT OF "THE- RING ' JiiV M fry I I WHO'LL DO THIS .' H I M A, I WILL- .fvz 1 79 ar mrt 1 111 " 1 - ' 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 I i.i- LOVE OB HATE I I - - II TABLE CLEARER Bt gluyas wttiiams 1 1 : : ; i Anotoer Lanena? - o rM mi uasn," j: The waiter walked over to kitchen elevator. "nmt take a chance," he called don f1"16 speaking tube. pPs "I'll have some hash, too: K:fcedAi secona customer. The waiter picked ud the t agaui. "Another sport," he ye!-. mi . t i xne uarmeni worKer. 'bck. As 1 tonticallj pushed s hoe. M5 . . a if was no Jie man ide I ha aent ag I What il Success at Last "Great Scott!" said Mr. Ne wed, seeing broken crockerj over the floor. "Whatever has b uened?" Mrs. Newly wed explained: tI3" fror cookery book says that an oHiffore th without a handle will do for zt? xeA an urinff and it's taken mp II bvi 3ghts to get a handle oil without break the cup." Discount for Promptness Teacher How much is 12, IS, 14, 7 and 16? Cohen (promptly)! 1 j I shoo I and trie I lince m; wrong, ine answer bus. j t 'Vao cir hut fnr Kiirh a nrr""f . turnover you ought to allow If cent, discount." Oi wnai not reci that, U I fan giv jo. j I set I Now f . 0ffe iimi l i i mi m HDo vou obiect to kissing! She Yes, but I don't object to ing kissed. I What He Stood for f Hostess O, I am so glad to se you here, General. I fionprnlThsnk YOU. I Hostess-But, General, i nv ;: , poles .... llrf if 1 k. . ' i won t taKe u persouauj - - - iirau To s means ;any s ;my n rdepen move Jress 1 J bourse to ke right that I'm opposed to war.-nsii me t Post. Along the Concrete EVER GET5 tul 'Xv'tLr f ''mV I i rr, x suae SJkTif'Tp V3 7 I g hops vue coulArf fcf, U&L ( I I ooT of rr sf X f 1 "I suppose It is love of country that Impels our friends to run for office." "I can't be quite sure," answered Farmer ComtosseL "whether it is love of country or hatred of work." The Last Word Young Bragger My grandfather built the Rocky mountains. Unsympathetic Listener - Aw, that's nothing. Do you know the Dead sea? Well, my grandfather killed it. A Bachelor Mrs. Sharp (sharply)-And what would you have been now if it weren't for my money? Mr. Sharp (mildly) A bachelor. Providence JournaL A Bit Worried Proud Yankee Yeah. I sure belong be-long to New York. Englishman I'm glad to hear it 1 thought it belonged to you. 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