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AHD ALL THOSe WEv TUBe W tTU I ;vV.!lr f , There Was A Reason IM SOI3r TO CALL UP TH GO1 WHO SOLO M THOSC TudeJ AMD TSAWL Trf LIFE OUT OP HIM! THe ID6 iu. Tea. HtH ' I'-" A ?r i , A l p VEJLL NO WOMBCR. ViDOLDhfr IT llll Kf I STvlATTER POP It "Took" Thi Time All Right tSvlC!lJ5WT Vol Srr oe-Mtj T wot x5!a "itWTo Ta'RT-4 Tens! 'C&OKIT Yoo -HBT Ta.oeTariC ? By C. M. PAYNE J (SOCSt IT CD iTkit TrtTe TtTi-RiTTiMg. -Hum ToTblu mi A Lotta- Tines A j . tot : in 1 i Along the Concrete 4nit i it , n Our Pet Peeve r . . i i 1 rrm h -rr H f&M BELIEVE IT, OR NOT A dear old lady was shocked at me juria language of two electricians electri-cians who were working In her house, and complained to the com. paoy. ia aue course tne two men were sent for 'and asked for an ex plana tloa "Well, sir," said one, "it was like this. I was up the ladder and I let the hot lead fall on BI1L It went down his neck. And Bill, he said to me, Yon really will have to be more careful, Jack." And H Cat Aww W:tL f. Your confounded hair restorer has made my hair come out more than ever r growled the customer "Ah, you must have put too much on, sirr replied the quick-witted barber. "Made the hair come all the way out, Instead of only halfway.' NO HURRY "I could teach you to swim in thri lessons." "But I don't want, fn Innrn Hint fast. W?'re going to be here for a couple or months." remarked the T U" H getsowearyoA,. .fS'"3ay School W It that nM '..eacN.i. BrIght Boy?n i. i(3e If heVi!?! PatlflnderMagetl,t given him J".? grip?- vtul an-, "I'm too polite to a, n -Boston Transcript i0Cletv" tnH hi.. .. minds me of . 7 ttw seated'f ' Gent les. Oniif n,n . seated.' starts!" Klll.J nit Sarcastic Bo.wis ... off this aftemoo, ur granamother Is fad. Office KId-Nw ps of your is a dead . J Contract Casualty Two men were eettlne readv for a oip in a swimming pool. "lour shins are in nrettv hnri shape," remarked one. "Hockey piayerr "Oh, no " was the reDlv. "I 1nst led back my wife's weak suit' Doubtful Film Star fnoirw is this your home! Bridegroom-It U,, Say, it lonka mWKm. ... Are you sure I haven't mm-before mm-before ?"-London Tit-Bits. "' Another Sid "That fellow Is hii. ,a,. He must be smart" "Oh, he may be." tmaM man in the street "But he H over things that I never heard Louisville Courier-Journal Even Up Dorothy It must be aulte three years since I saw you last. I hardly anew you, you nave aged so I Doreen Well. I wouldn't have, known you either, except for that uress. How About It? Housewife (to subscrlDttoi i man) No, we dont want m k I zines. We don't want no 11 k Salesman How about t d-f grammar? f Evidence Mother Jane, do von knnw tf Johnny has come home from sphool yen Jane I think so. T haven't sppn him, but the cat is hiding under the stove. Infallibl. 'I've got a Dew Idea. Forts I It" i "What nowf I "It's an alarm rlnrk thutwn'i f delicious odors of frying hwd fragrant coffee." Boston toss: j, 3TDESCB :ong enoi jofberlnl ctloa end mi earn. Eta t fri JiutP ' a fl toi ped 1 through i I her yes 8 which b! tben t e togged w4 sited. Pa ie hlghes 4 She to iharp peel jjioned h1 r determii aang I ard ( h' n ring ile. . cdence i 4 foonted. li! Oh, S 4e cheer r; A man' f e Fog. i earl' sM It be wi the e iered up jcl too 1 zzM t jiwent wi arim of 1 dtakl tedence "3 when if opened a the dc 9 had sei r lo light iig klnl t to th( I a rlppl 4 he? Iitms id " f when j i tremul ! shlvere font tt I for t W posse i hajrno ftudence fid bac aial qui Dont lo 1 usual o . fi'scendi Jut a Vacuum Frosh (knockinar at senior's flnnr You told me to call you in time for your nrst class, but I didn't wake ud myself, it's ten o'clock now, yourj Class IS over, and vrm ran clopn as . - k' long as you want Why Not? Wifie I can't afford an open:! now. I ongma; Hubbr No. vou'll lust ta 1 i" So taii aoout tne oia oneiori-'-i year. i Just Practicing "But I've been told that von have proposed to three other erirls aulte recently," said the maid. "Oh, mere rehearsals in view of proposing to you, dear," said the man. Pnnr KittT 1 "Your crandfather seenu to I 1- little hard of hearing." A iittipf wtiv. once he tc :- ed family prayers kneeling M cat." HIS PREFERENCE Hopelei Caia Blinks I hear Jim's gone plumb goofey. Jinks Yes, the poor chap's mind j has become as unbalanced as the na tional budget Cincinnati Enquirer. Marks So Fred Mother, was there hair-oil in mis old bottle? Mother Why no. Thnt wns Hup Fred Maybe that's why I can't get "i? nat on. ... . VaXh k Mr. Spoon-What una you prefer? . .j. Mr. Bell (who bass sajgW'-Dumb sajgW'-Dumb bells I at Tears Nat In OrA ' "My husband ham mn Afr with omer women. Oh. I inst c-ennt ron- irm myseur "ion mustn't trv. flpnrtn Von'H reel better after a good laugh." Eaiil Saf,'.fil "But I couldn't irtra van onnnch I work to keep yon occupied." Missus. TOTl'd lu anrnrlap.1 nt 1 lime It takPS to fcppn ma nrrn. uieu. - syaney Bulletin. Jot S TT1- Knr Ton me tne nana uiai $ Boston uoy-vw"""" -It would be a hazardous. ing. The hand is aimo; be covered with deadly V rt- to Show & i rw FriPnd-Yon r "rt Ing too bright today. , The Other-Ko. I , fr has ordered BJ k -i n away and if I look pleased w |