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Show THE LEIII SUN, LEW, UTAH Sally Se: Along the Concrete Our Pet Peeve- r-rar-jOnthe It Funny THE DECEIVER A little boy surprised his parents by refusing to be scared luto being good. "It's no use telling me the angels will write down la their books If I'm naughty," he said. "I might as well tell you they think up In heaven that I'm dead." "Rut why should they think that?" "Because I haven't said my prayers for two weeks." Ancient "Hoarder" All sorts of ancient beads cut to resemble an eye, found on the sites f old cities of Mesopotamia, are treasured by modern natives of the district ss charms against every sick ness and evil spell. It Is difllcult to obtain thetio charms, even at conslrl able price, says a returned traveler. Handed, semi precious stones, such as agate and sardonyx, are prized as the mit powerful Natives of this region have been antique boarders since ancient times. Hither and Yoo Husband (during quarrel) Now, know why women are called birds. Ills Wife Oh, and why Is that? Husband Because you are always chirping. Ills Wife 1 understand It was on account of the worms we pick up. Border Cities Star, O&lr On Way to Co How did you know business was going to get better?" Ty very Blmple process of rea ionlng," answered Senator Sorghum, "all the experts were saying it couldn't get any worse." SAFETY FIRST Old Gentleman Would you be willing to work If you had a chance? Weary Willie How remote Is the chance, sir? Different Now "Do you own the house you Uve Inr 'I used to." "What do you mean 'used to'? Did you sell Itr "No, I got Married." Pathfinder Magazine. Should Carry a Rabbit's Foot Mrs. X (arriving home) I've been making a round of calls, and I've been so unfortunate. Mr. X What, everybody out? Mrs. X No, everybody In. Lon don Opinion. Portfolio "So foreign cabinets change) th holders of portfolios rather frequent Urr "res," said Senator Sorghum. "Sometimes they don't look as much like portfolios to nte as they do over . night suitcases." Needed Three ritimp One la the bus this mora tng three men Jumped up and offered me their seats. Slim One Did you take them, dear? Stray Stork's. I till sp illPm&' IPlir iSiiJIIIfflSft ssEM3KiKEE THE FEATHERHEADS B OeDoma Fanny's Hunch Was Right, Though SMSUft, J , MaaBaMMaeMaaH-- paw I I 1 ' - I I r ; sneak our without uvsMN) M twOTWHtwy SSmmSEZ-''- Wm M S-r,X V TOfi FL0005 AND BEATlMS J M l0 v yjl TZi W W- rJ23FM the bugs i s sn t-" zht llsTortt-iMao . ' '' ' FINNEY OF THE FORCE 9 WesMsi WfUfis Usit Stepping Up the Rent 17 HEAR. AS HOW tES. WED FROM MRS MAINE'S PLACE VE2. piDW'-f 3TAM OVER A MONTH AND I'D BE THERE Set oww for. ONE THIMG- T S I WAS UPON Triff f.S LUCKY VCZrTS , , , n THAT f WUKTH FLOOR AWO VeZ. FOUMD . pTMlMfiu. f A welt-SHS SAiP L tHAT ' FOUMO OUT A oat 'BOUT SMO- T VEi f IT WAS CM ACCOUNT nt ' I'D HAVS T7 (So "DOWN? tT ' U, I ttoW COMB? H oF ME USINff- 17 I TOTHB SecOWDFtOOR MORH FOl RA q L THe TePS MORE S IF I WAMTSD TO . V 7, fH KOObA OM Triti TOP K .-X LAM ThE oTHETftS BOBBY THATCHER "No Free list!" r NAEUU. W&Ut.CAB ALU TWH WAV FROM TUB CT "TO TAKB A LOOK AT -TWEM , 6KU.U BOMES.... MOPS, yOU CAMT ses VET TVS nnvo tuat OWkl 'EM WOHT BB DOWV4 TILU NtMS dCtOCX . Ilic-,T KEitiP PAC1M1 UP AvlO OOWU, AHO DOHTGOlrtTO BWEAKKAST... MUST HAVb fcl OM THS O'Hin CAW BtcuNU HE COT OFF TXU n v l sre rn-iTsr, BV THE WAV ARE VOU THB LAO WHO n Af-iC THE DISCOVERy.- I MUST VIEW 4 THE SPECIMER AT OWCts e-lTil i OH THE DOOR? k ...Atl Iff ACWS,W' " TEH n r. By GEORGE STORM nwr. TUP PROFESSOR 4A5 TOOK A ROOAV AT THE HOTEL. HERS 1'U- r AY AOMlSSIOH AHO fUT 1 1 1 - 1 --ii.ii j S'MATTER POP He Couldn't Convince HimteU By C M PAYNE V f jbuij&ei. TftE. rvn f v ) ) , T I ft "ReT Tt "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Just Like A Woman WHAT'S TVV MATTm f SO t0 I WAS SMS MADB S VflTM CLARICE? X if WAiT, XXL. C& SEE I UP HER. MnO I W -X . I THOUGHT SMC VVS 11 WHAT'S HOL,D4Si I V VET'? J EDD6 - I makim'oP COMING IM fOR A J HER UP V. J - VX I fACe ' " We d Ilk. t. k, oar , Wf(f Bo Irt'i Increu tanim,.., . Br msklnr THIS WEEK'S PRIZESTof Tf I. . 1 Jf WlLrly nitd iteiu fa, ft, T" 'J In the Interment.:. b.J?! fonnd unnecessary t ruAiS bonndarr of th. l,.t . H seenre any required Item. Stick to thii list tnd then til mm tut unemployed is thii rerioiu E. W. BASSOS, I At 400 Yjpep ) yea UtahOfl Refining Sen-ice Stations la Utah and Idaht Palmistry Very Old Palmistry, the art of ol information about the future frcji the palm of the hand, w very i& ana the modern form of it is ted upon the systems formulated China and India. Write for our Free Fetd aJ Isursery Guide Book U.S. Cavalry in War Four regiments of U. S. catslrf friA BPrnnrl. third, sixth and tit teenth, had service in the A. E F and the total personnel at me u-1 of embarkation was 5,oas. 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