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Show HIE LEW SUN. LEH1. UTAH ! FOLLOWING "C0r LIFE'S I The amateur band practice , i2 held, htn p,m.i.. VCWW ,4foM2 fee Concrete i iMTTLE wrong In the piece which b In been tried. Somehnrt. .... m hi JESTS le effect. ' Utta The conductor of the band -,M : the cornet player. Whn. s veiled. rtid ; , "B,?4" If HAPPENED? H i ( ... Vs . , vw4 lcnvB ust as we got to the chorus?" " -Well." snld tho , V raw recruit), "on my muJ JLJ Refraln'-so I did!" te4 - ' : i I s . I if UUT ret recrc " I " I ill Take A CDy spcavsof rr 12?. 7 sm- HE'LL 6dl 4 KMO WHAT tS lll- vgajj&jT' s&tL? fzzz -E: 1 r (PkwHM, W. W. C t Grandpa' Static Grandpa was having his after noon sleep In the armchair and emit ting sounds that might easily have come from a cross-cut saw. As ta ther entered the room he saw little Jackie twisting one of grandpa's waistcoat buttons. What are you doing?" he whis pered, "you mustn't disturb grandpa." "I'm not. daddy," said Jackie, was Just trying to tune blm In on soTOAfhlng different" Find a Synonyn . , . oeems In l.. nnltA a Int nf Bcnse." Exception A little boy came home from school very much annoyed with his teacher. Little Boy I hate her I Ills Mother Oh. you mustn't say that. The Bible tells us to love everybody. Little Boy 1 know, but she wasnt alive when the Bible was written. Chelsea Record. THE FEATHERHEADS 0bem Wnntltf if the Burglars Found One r.mci ft : iT BUT I JUST TMOUQ-HT YoU HM BE&M LOO- !N3- FOR A SHIRT 1 .. oriRSkiin i . . .. .y v. t ufa iki : -r-s-" i-vv I II IMft f ( II "". -.O cAVi feSSI A50U ' cl ... -fulfil ; Not to B Used Little Jane had been asked to show the week-end guest to tier room. Pausing on the way. she pointed out the bathroom, and touching one of the pretty embroidered towels, said "Of course you know that these are not to be used." Indianapolis News, FINNEY OF THE FORCE BrT.dO'LougMui 9 wmm Enough Is Enough wife nvpiw- IPSE TiCKaTS f n If . . II If - i I . U I SSjTstsl " - C- I ' - S" s'sA m ill If J I 1 111 -I I "Z I K y- S'MATTER POP Reassuring By C M. PAYNE . .. "" " ' ' 7-- -y-r N- ! t YJ-p: xy Lr Aitvj, Sometime, f MWV? v-T-'lil i ' f fotj, TS jV I'll Sbt -13.6 .m . z' v -"Pj tJuQ TV Y J Pi ) riw now, 1; 1 tpavH im&m BOBBY THATCHER- Master Of The Hounds! By GEORGE STORM I KMOW YOU OOKT WAMTA . SMOOT THEM STRAY DOCS WHAT.. (XL PAV TUB UCCtJSS OU TMRSS MORE OF EM IP YOU.t. TURM THE REST pV-'S 1 WITH FOUR DOLLARS tM LICENSE . YiU? JW tup? COUHCIU CAMT THEM DOC6- SO QAWSJTHE MOUSV AKO COMB tub; firs housh r MAKS YOU CWTf 1 V A RECfciKi' r HOW I OWN MORS OO OS THAVl AMVBOO IH TOWtl eyCEPT OLO BILL, MORTO WHO LIVES OONA4 THE RIVER AND MB AINT RE ALL W TOWI4... MS rJffV Tw Sv" AS THE MAIN TROUBLE 13 GOKHA. BE CETTIN AUMT IDA TO LET ME kEEP'EM AU. AROUMD THE HOUSE I OOMT KNOW il SHB LIKES DOGS AS WELL, Me: r ft V pi am liiffifiii-i ii ir j "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" Saved $7.75 kjmm- m vie cxjnT stop TRVIKKS TO KEEP UP WITH THE Jti3eS,rU. BB A OCAO ONE ! rr wa) s a.m. whem we got TO BED !! ILL CjET a ROOM 4 A hotel amo crab a Lrnxe ocrre this atternoon chsape'st ROOM we havb i3 CK3I-V tXXLARS, SIR !. ..... - . MLJ-I w-'- W r--- HAVEN'T HEAD YCT I't -ti u : f f 'f, at -.T7ifi'. JUSTIFIED TRACING HIM "Where Is Jones?" "Cruising around somewherHiti ousiness section." "I'd like to see him. Lttjnt qualnted with any of his coal'ne it tlons?" Too Much Competitioj "Excuse me, sir, but havejoti, Ished your soup?" "Yes. Why do you askr "Now we can begin the nick Olten Woche Im Bild. A Problem "So you like your two W equally?' "Yes, dad 1 simply don't few? which to marry first" Venice Gi zettlno Illustrato. Followed Initructiont "Did you do as I told yon, lis; and ask whether the chicken m young or old before you bought !r "Yes, ma'am; It Is oHMM Opinion. "Why did they expel from the Country club?" "Oh, for caws." Mr. Crow Miundertanding "Were you never tempted to be come a llnqulst?" "What's the use?" rejoined Senator Sorghum. "Even the people who speak the same language are no longer able to come to an understanding." under-standing." Washington Star. Determined "It Is not the time to ask me for a Jon. My gooas are Deing seizea tomorrow." "Do you know If they want any- I body to help seize them?" Lausanne LTllustre. New Models Dick's father Is an automobile sales man. Recently his sister came home displaying pennies she had earned. The lad looked them over and said : "I'd sure like to have them, they I are the new models." No Tipf Old uentieman There s been no change here for ages has there? Walter Not under the -plates. London Humorist. No Duck I "Mamma, there's a man here at the door to see you." "Does he have a bill?" "No, mamma. Just a plain nose!" HIS ERROR "Jones Is a self-made man." 1 know. He surely made a mis take In not consulting an expert" Forbidden "My wife has been forbidden to cook." "Is she nir "No, I am." Madrid Buen Humor, A Little Premature First Little Girl What's your last name, Marie? Second Little Girl I don't know yet; I alnt married! Rare Meat Landlady Do you like your bt. ,tt rara Mica IMltmT if .. this rare, Miss I'him? Boarder Since you ask me; tl too rare I would like it i il oftener. Singing Wife (at bathroom door)-Dta! on the table, John. Hurry and lei your bath. Husband Coming, dean jiw- stanza and I'm through. I JThe; i re tl !!;ted pw m t Hi N UP1 int i Id de Ire i im Irani i:s it feel I:em tint ?Whs fcisl "Forlc fetly. FIts! said jslitj pT pec rate I we i oor, : (Met : o hung a is l lwa( h ti iiier, i do put Mow, i off h Iwof J 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' w " '" I "They say opportunity ta&i once. "Yes, It's the only knock stops there." Saving Dad TrouM. r-of Pnrpnt-When that r cub who's paying you attends again I'll sit on him. let me u Daughter ther. -Oh. d.m Sis-lit miniTh naners say ttf J lot of counterfeit twenty-" k are In circulation. t.i, .. nnht There genuine ones In clrcuiatloMjf ty-doliar dui i g"i It was counterfeit ... ti li. flninio' Motorist (tojUW J Boy. n V ..I Bright Lad-As far are. Mister, but Tm not n zoo.-MontreaGazettft c,tl Oaeitio Dir. 4 squIrreL "Should I notice l" Bits. Weekly Re""jV Frlend-You willfl' j and be happy again. t- jilted Sultor-On. JJ Tve bought too fuchj" d:1 1 Installment system j swers. ntl fc:iing m tt I eentn; pr 1 10- ston Irepons I'Mp ?4 cat Hi i i man' Mi I Jescei b!Ku! re! lid New tot Hoc pfeiei l':t!!j( : U - -. . . i J V. |