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WIVV&R AVfc niiirU AS WEI MM WHAT IV LIKE. n is Find SHORT CUT (5-ETTlK)' RCH . .inn to nu AM THAT AIN T MO GOOD NCl1ER-OI TUST BEEN APTER LOCKTiKJG- UP A MAM THAT TOOK OW6 OF THlJA SHORT CUTS After tern ;;r r"1" automoWlernE7cSr7rj "V"1- was rushed to T where be wa8 disturbed 12 0J!fnklheioSthX Plaine-lthat nntn h.T 1 h b' i . x ... . " as b t k nu omoDUe he could gpeai Vj well, and thnt h. t, t VMS um Cornell, where he spoke In all his daiMM P keEj not eoins?" s Sim te : net lu (tie hors U T1DCUP to the i L desert apclouaB WHEN LOOKING IS BAD 1- She Do you think the Charleston la bad for the heart? lie It sure Is. You've got mine racing. PICTURE COMPLETED She If I'm as frretty as a picture, don't spoil the effect by handling, Dlease. He (tightening his hold) But you Deed framing, my dear. REGULAR SCALE Musician (considering lob) What does your scale of wages start with? Leader lou should know the an swer to that, my friend It starts with dough. , BEATING THE CRITICS "Why do you always attend the opening performance of the the ater?" "So I can enjoy the show without thinking what the critics have said." AND PINCHES THEM "T" "K' ' ' ' BAD ON HIM First Fish How Is It that Mr. Lobster never gets Invites to any more dances? Second Fish He holds the girls too tight 1 JUNIOR'S FOLLOW-UP Where did you find your wonderful wonder-ful follow-up system? It would get money out of anybody." "I simply compiled and adopted the letters my son sent me from college." He So y' say yer dad's coming around by degrees? She Yes and when he does come around you'd better beat it quick. NOT SECRET ANY MORE I 'TWAS ALWAYS THUS veal? vfas3!- THEN ESPECIALLY "It is always customary . to ask a guest to call again, isn't it?" "Of course it is ; especially If he is a bill collector." Wine At last a woman bas been aDDointed to the diplomatic service. Hubby Yes. the government bas decided to abandon secret diplo macy, no doubt Dnn't let tl,. . wis bines the 7 best nJuTwcl to lake. No narcotic. nmTl 71 refund v, -!f-m uevedbyCreomulsioa. 1 1 Her Poiition "Has your wife learnt i the tar yet?" us, m an aavlsory capacity I Will J", t lif CAUSE AND EFFECT Discontented Wife "Several of the men whom I refused when I married you are richer than yon are now." Henpecked Husband "That's the answer." Veteran of the World War And that's how the terrific battle was won. She (adoringly) Wonderful, won derful And how mean it was for the rest of them not to give any help I oitlonof your tamacb thon ii your complexion. SparUinlBi fresh, unblemished skin tome ni rally witn a clean, "tegmai 'mi Cleanse internally with GarftUI It'i pleasant, prompt, baralif Natures' own beautv aid r ah iwd! VWIEU) IB a natural laxative drink, What He Meant A Judge says, "Picnic parties the biggest enemies of rural bea; Litter-ally speaking, of coorsl PUTTING DAD RIGHT L sure en Phi! told wo elasses Lde for the she's cenai mis time oi mi UcCani r.iffnrd told i porch and It ittituae larrier that the flow or manner in Lid was 1 kindly p jge of the to ber w wkwardlj Ifidly spirit est that ;li Ann' fellows rai Shekne' thel and t to save E ot fierce Id ber wh t?r life sh ii done ieen forc Id or let h fen the bei tame In I mow wha tot of It that night Since 1 Beneath what about It? doubts. I was well aeiann lag t pac at borne i messen "What's this, daughter? Yon let Mr. Brown, whom yon barely know, kiss you?" "Now, father, let's get this thing right I didn't let him kiss me. I merely let him try." 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