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Show Js Newspaper Thursday, March 6, 2003 Page A5 arut KB' impanogos rreen The Disparity in People's Parity s no Utah State tor or representative introduced a bill in j the 2003 State 'islature to provide parity, for men and 3D ji women. happens every time at intermission. I The females find an minous omission: 'Orie potties, planted for ' Vio fairer coy re fewer, there, than anyone expects. The room inscribed women" on the door, o quickly can accom-reemodate accom-reemodate no more! DsThile, just nearby, the e .oor entitled "men" tt 'ontains facilities for se? eight or 10! h The males, within, ?e no need for a line: 'ehey are accommodat- Qes ed very fine! to J mThe women placed a aard upon the door, nnd stormed the bas-,2, bas-,2, men had used before, ejlt's time we got some j parity," they vowed. gAnd organized themselves them-selves into a crowd. p:rhey plied the places ;.-ople loved to throng, There potty lines were 3! Craodfatt Variety of ontemporary Traditional Styles IT inn i ii'; very much too long. "We want our rights!" the women did proclaim. "We say that too few potties are to blame! "We only want our just deserts!" they pled. "It's time for potty parity, par-ity, instead!" The women, first in line, felt slightly naughty, For having the advantage advan-tage of a potty. While down the hall, the endless line proceeds Toward the place they hope will meet their needs. As slowly as molasses in December, That trek is one each woman will remember. They watched the clock that ticks so very slowly, And wondered why they felt so very lowly. For women's needs are great as any man's, And potty parity is in their plans! The orchestra begins to play its theme, As women, still in line, begin to scheme: "Let's use the "men's," one wicked woman cried. "This line will never get inside!" At last, the theaters I ' - I ft I - - 0 : 1 ) V - X: i All l fie i? Clocks; 4t MuiAII sws x and concert halls Responded to the many women's calls! In desperation, all of them agreed To, somehow, meet the women's urgent need. Although the problem seemed so very knotty, They thought it may be solved by one more potty! And so, they each announced a plan to add Another potty to the ones they had! And when each potty was, at last, unveiled, The women all agreed that they had failed! For intermission showed each girl and dame That insufficient potties pot-ties were to blame. For lines, as long as ever, did abound, And potty parity could not be found! In desperation, on election elec-tion day, They looked for candidates candi-dates to vote their way. Yet, inequality is still preserved, And equilibrium is hardly served. And still, no politician, yet, has changed The way that women's potties are arranged! This year, the women hope for charity From those who promise prom-ise potty parity. The lines still form at every intermission: Sufficient potties are a gross omission! Equality, unfortunately seems To be the substance of each woman's dreams, For women, blessed with potty parity Are, more than often, such a rarity! And when they post the intermission sign, They are the women who are first in line! Hog" Timpanogos High employees, volunteers recognized by Alpine Foundation SCARLETT M. BARGER Times Reporter Since Alpine School District's meeting was at Timpanogos High School last week, six school employees and volunteers were highlighted by the Alpine Foundation Susan Bawden, Joan Gull, Sharon Bodily, Roland Williams, Anne Lott and Ed Hoke. Principal Brad Kendall chose the individuals because, he said, they go above and beyond their duties. Kendall said it was difficult to choose the winners win-ners because so many employees and volunteers make a difference at his school. The "You Make a Difference" Award was a surprise for each of the four employees selected. "There's a lot of good people peo-ple in the school," Bawden f t3 .: 1 T f (Left to right) After accepting awards from the Alpine Foundation, Susan Bawden, Joan Gull, Sharon Bodily, Roland Williams and Anne Lott walk around to the stage In the Timpanogos High School auditorium to shake hands with members of the district school board. Not pictured: pic-tured: Ed Hoke. 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"They involve us in everything." Gull said that even though she likes to stay "low key," she was also honored. Kendall wrote a short paragraph about each of winners. Karlyn Norton, past president of the Alpine Foundation, presented the awards. Kendall said he selected Bawden, the school's food service manager, because she is flexible and accommodates accommo-dates changes that occur and situations that could possibly create problems. Gull, a writing lab aide, always fills in when needed, Kendall said. He explained that because of budget cuts, she was asked to help out in the copy center as well as the writing lab. ."Her response was 'no problem, I ir 24 HOURS A DAY Me Key to life is Jesus Christ 1450 r7rnn p UMU- u u FEW OF OUR PROGRAMS Children's Programs in Odyssey M-F 5:29 p.m. & Sat. 8 a.m. & 8 p.m. Lane (En Espahol! La Have de la vida es can do that.'" Bodily, an English teacher, and Williams, a U.S. history teacher, both have high expectations for their students and help them excel in advanced placement classes, Kendall said. And Lott and Hoke spend countless hours at the school. Bodily said she enjoys working with her students and forming close ties with them. "They're very honorable honor-able kids," she said. "They're so much brighter than I am." Since teaching can be a draining job, Bodily said she is grateful for an administration adminis-tration and department that understand. "To be singled out, I felt very honored." Williams, likewise, expressed appreciation. "I thought it was a wonderful gesture," he said. ? I r Saturdays 7:30 a.m. & 7 p.m. M-F 4 p.m. Cristo LA FAMILIA 5:00 p.m. |