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Show AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN, AMERICAN FORK, UTAH And So Again the Early Birds Got the Worms Morris Gest, the theatrical pio-ducer, pio-ducer, was a genius when it came to thinking up effective publicity tunts. "I .think I'll put an ad In the newspapers announcing the fact that tickets will be on sale at our box office at 5 a. m. tomorrow," he confided in a friend. "It Sounds crazy," reproved his companigni "What's the idea?" "I want people to think our show Is such a smash hit that if they don't get tickets first thing in the morning, they'll be out of luck." It worked out, too. Next morning morn-ing at the crack of dawn patrons stormed the box office and bought out every ticket in the house I THE 'SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS J mrntm 0 jjMEbi 5 WHEN CONSTIPATION makes yoa feel punk as the dlcktaa, brings rattoiMch ttttr-tttta daw Uacnm(nrL- take Dr. CJdwU'o famous BMdidM to quickly poll the Uun on Uuj "in-Bards" "in-Bards" and fc yooM bright u4 chipper Sf sin. DR. CALDWELL'S la At wonderful too m laxative contained in good old Syrof Pepsin to auk it ao easy to toko. WHY DOCTORS on popria prepare ttou to prtoeriptioiu to niako tbo modi tine more palatable and agreeable to toko. 80 bo rare your laxative it contained con-tained in 8jrnp Pepsin. MSIST ON DR. CALDWCUY-tbe to. vorito of bIUIom for 90 an, and foal that wholesome relet from coniti nation. na-tion. Xroa finicky children loro it. CMITIONt Use only a directed. DLWMS SNNA LAXATIVE SYRUP PEPSIN Beware Coughs frca c:a c:Tij CrttmnUon relieves promptly bs canst tt toes tight to the seat & tbr trouble to help loosen and expel farm laden, phlegm, tad aid Baton . to tooth sad heal taw, tender, inflamed in-flamed bronchial xnueoua mem-teases. mem-teases. Tell your druggitt to sell yott bottle of Creomultion with the tm-dentandlng tm-dentandlng yoa must like the way it Quickly allays tho congh or you art to have your money back. CREOMULSION for Conshs, Chut ulds, Bronchitis 05H.P0C- I KNOW weve got to rr, WKRicy- OO fOMETHttrS 1 EVBCYTtMS 1 TO SETTLE rm l TWY 6ET M I PEUP PETWE04 if THE AMB I SUP HAfWAN1! BOOM THE h HALFPINT y V HAVE A A OnaBaOBlOMOBBBOOanOnBOBiniOaBBBBBBBOnaBOBBBOOOBiBOOBOBOBOBBOBV 'EM NOW- SSfeMl EACH OTHB? J I D I' Vi7 'lOTHr I iXftlV L PJ TIME I 60 NEAR VWfflftW? Jfll HIM HE JERK REG'LAR FELLERS Wortliwhile Experiment . auiJJj 1 j . YOU GAVE. ME. 1 31ADT I ABOUT CfcW A V HEAR. 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They are apt to becom orr-tied and (ail to filter iisa acid and other impurities Iron th Ufe-tlvtnf blood. Yob mar auffar nffint baekaeh. headache, dissineaa, fettinj up nifhte, leg paina, (wellini (eel contuntly tired. Dervoua, all won out. Other ifa ol kidney or bladder dleorder are oni-times oni-times buralac, (canty or too (raquenl urination. Try Doan'f jHU. Doon'i help th kidney to pue oS harmful eicee body waat. They ha bad more then hill a century ol public approval. Arc recoav mended by irat(ul uht everywhere. Aik your neipator WHY. YOUR VCeOt?AirB5frTHIS,cA HOUSE WASOPCUMBM STAiRSHIO COMFY Jmkt BED AJNT I iv NOW 1 GOT (OM.HEE V) DOWN AT 5 V A r '. I LIVE Sv ffSEE f H ' f fff UP HERE AAX 1 J Pg5EA7 CROSS TOWN By Roland Coe 1 Ever consider timing l mtle r pin money cntlln other people's "Better make sore you got potatoes In there. Last week Bu.k woke up with . ye.p when wt f ot Buck By GENE "BYRNES By J. MILLAR WATT Classified Do Xfauid RubSfe. cold mixed. qukSaS71. ill dlreetlnnrisL pJt- SSWCMUaJpig) -limit run -i rug iNSTRrtrriA,. t AaVJS I lausht in EL1"!) mtw. r. ciiuui. m,, JW; t-Otw, JIISCELLaneoj, "K BUT AMDisTTS U( Machines. SafeJ 'S.MW 0ii.r lake nru IB West Breadwa. REAL KSTATjj BUSINESS PRifnrrS; Provo. 49H ft m." deep, private back intriJ?h brick Ttld. brinrln?,??!! btjln. loeatloVVfSjfc A SOLlD ROOM SBlcthJ fO. 04,750, only tr.JMdZ' mo. Don't irdai thlabi,' Wo arc year (rltaiV7Llt.1t tarine, Hume ana DUaiHai T7! imri.li rrTr'vjiiasl i w;c..t.r -r" rKTKItSON-HAMu'ax WANTED TO I Ship on of yourraw (mTr! hides and wool to Hfirt IDE AND FUR OONMn It West. Bait Uk. o,, always receive hUli'K; J .1 Advertisement.! 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Uj rratitad M ALL-BRANT" Mr. H. f Divtsloa Street Ouesta & J Do you want tt k tm laxatives for tne rBJi jroamsy be. if ' ifg U due to lack of bulk if; Just eat a dish of ,h ALL;BRAN and tak ft water every day I If r send the empty carta sift of Battle Creek. you paid for it urillht) ALL-BRAN is not IK It is a delicious eeralsjj the vital outer laymjl It's one of natureB sources of gentle-! which helps support v tionl j Get ALL-BRAN f by Kellogg's otti Omaha. VHY.BE FAIV Get dimmer . Yoa aty low P0',,fi mora deader, iranrul fgZ cat out ear ,fi?2! Utoee. meat or .butter. rZ ply cut then; Xml? I wbea yoa .SfSSiah I mla(orUned)ALra" IKMliittl hermlef. tJh' ia cUnical tetsWsi n .1 iMMmliMlS".,,,ii muivuMM. f . -jp a I Trfa ay PPW W Money bk on the very " get remit. rw Uetdlng DnajOj rVNU-W ..-ry If Ddy S nrRtini;? If llPlIalllllU !- 1 a iiiiUivw 1 .Ani . V -ltd Hi west. .J - na. w j If functional PJiiir 5 .v. vou (eel wSeV3 |