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BAD BUILDING First Prisoner-You know I don't like the architecture of this prison Second Prisoner-No? Why not' . First Prisoner-I don't think the walls were built to scale. Harry-I hear you're moving to a house down near the railroad station sta-tion Aren't you afraid the trains wiu keep you awake at night " Jerry-Well, the agent told us they won t bother us after the first few "'ghtJ!- , we'r elng to spend Uie first few night, at a hotel up town. t Pun In Prison J!:tl P,r' How did you get Gigantic Grape Cluster A huge cluster of grapes weighing weigh-ing 112 pounds, the largest ever seen in the trarje-Erowine country, was exhibited at a recent Los An geles, Calif,, fair. 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