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Show I " AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN ANOTHER t I F F th A General Quiz ? rie QueMtionM moly 1. A harp usually has how many strings? 2. Regular army khaki is made of what? 3. The combining form "xylo," as in xylophone, means what? 4. How old was Ludwig van Beethoven when he started to lose his hearing? 5. What are the most widely used given names in the world? 6. In which ocean is the international inter-national date line established? . 7. Why is a recruit soldier called a private? 8. What is a kumquat? The Antwera 1. Forty-six. 2. Cotton. 3. Wood. 4. Twenty-eight. 5. Mohammed and Mary. 6. Pacific. 7. Because he holds no rank or distinction. 8. A citrus fruit ffli)(lflt) Name-Calling Sticks and stanes may break me banes, but names will never hurt me. Scottish Proverb. mm 7;1 Relieti Distress Time-Tested Way rtMTTMTES ' to upper bronchial i niDe witn sooining ! medicinal vapors. 1 STIMUUm V cheat and back iur- ' faces like a wann-tag wann-tag poultice. 0,mroaaotti MTLUONS Or MOmntS relieve distress dis-tress of colds this imMm actt way because It's so effectlve-so easyl Just rub throat, chest, mm back with food old Vlcks VapoRub at beduma. laataatty VapoRub goes to work 2 ways at mmxm. as Illustrated above-to relieve coughing spasms, help clear congestion In upper bronchial tubes, and Invite comforttng sleep. Often by morning morn-ing most of the misery of the cold is gone. When a cold strikes, try time-tested Vlcks VapoRub. Delltht In Slander Half the world delights in slander slan-der and the other half in believing it. French Proverb. rSTsTto SKIIV Improvement w s 'a H sooning KetinM allays WUttoe of estemslly csuttd pistplet, ths katttnlns kealinf. Try M today I RESI.IQLS Being Virtuous Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. 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KUfT JUNIOR JUNIOR STARTS TO ,raly MMCOlI SHOUT IK6 WHAT SHALL UP DA fM ATIC T6f HEARD NOwThIHASI feTO TOP RETURNS Of ST RV LA' THIS EVOKES A LONO PLEA FROM JUNIORS HOOM, ALSO AT TOf V0ICE,JCOULDNT " He do ON A LITTLB LOfKJtR BECAUSe. eTC,tTC TO FOOT U unct mucni Arm. ifrc Akin lu'i . . ..a & . . . I: . VIMA Li 1-liCC AArkii. nr. DOWN THE LAW POOR ANO START AT LAST 6tTS PHOUTiua. rrS fl,?, . '"'TYS SAKm WHATS I ouiit ALLthC Moist Agoaryl A JIFFY knit jerkin-jud thing for college! Knitl straight rows tacked togetli contrasting color to rest cable stitch, it cotton or wool. goes fast Pattern 418 contains directld Jerkin In sizes 12-14 ar.d 16 18; lUusl of stitches; materials required; cu! gestions. Send your order to: 8ewin Circle Necdlecraf! Dti 117 Minna SL San KrjnciKc, Enclose IS cents i plus one c4 cover cost of mailing) for pj No Name Address Beware Couglr (f Am r ft m tr An itnMo! 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