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Show AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN iafi t Fomi for the Whole Family i m r a Hobby SquoB In 'W IT, Z i - T-i ill I II "I frisk him everywhere we go to make sure he didn't bring his wood-carving tools! " GLUYAS WILLIAMS v GOES IN MUCH AGAINST HIS WILL TO tAV HOW DO YOU DO TO MOTHER GUESTS OES TrlbftOONPS, ACQUITTIN6 HIMSELF HIM-SELF SATISFACTORILY, SATISFAC-TORILY, AND ASKS NOW CAM HE HAVE A COOKIE - TAKES TWO AND STANDS IN MIDDLE MID-DLE OF RUG MUNCHING THEM AND MAKING LADIES NeRVOUS STAWNG AT THEM SITS DOWN ON SOFA BESIDE LADY AND 0E6INS JOUNCIN0 UP AND DOWN, CAUSING HER TO SNLL HE TEA GOES OUT ONRE-ODEST. ONRE-ODEST. COMES RIGHT BACK ANO STOPS CONVEftSAr tion by whk-firing whk-firing something GOES OUT AND REAPPEARS M DOORWAY TO ASK CAN HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE cooKie LEAVES WITH COOKIE, FALLING FALL-ING OVER FOOTSTOOL, FOOT-STOOL, FRIGHTENING FRIGHT-ENING THE LADIES GOES OUT AND IS NOT DISAPPOINTED WHEN MOTHER ASKS HIM TO STAY OUTDOORS DURING HER NEXT PARTY LALA PALOOZA Another Budget Doesn't Balance VINCENT, I WISH I COULD.A KW- 6OT IT-. f NOW, YOU STEP ON THAT END OF THE BOARD ) O TELL HOW MUCH WEI6HT J THERES A NEW AN WE'LL SEE IF IT BALANCES TA't$J I'VE LOST-THERE'S NOy HEIFER OUT IN .fri. ' jfis j jl Miln REG'LAR FELLERS Specialty Job By GENE BYRNES fS'l pmawimmhitI histcr. cuckoo, y fWd tfoi3RyvL IWV MY bpy K but I ONEY A HOME RUN ON MY WAV V -JT r2A3u4t79 WANT H 14 J Imfifti WITH TMftt.au ON 1 TO .3CH0XQL. A ' ty kS&kX ,S, MOUTH tl 2 SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS STATIC ' DOCTOR IT A C04MIC STATIC, WHAT VAH RAPT MACHINE- g-Tr PI 6APGET -AMP I THINK I Q( YOU l WOtaON h, i HAVE ITOLVEP nt f YOU EE , JUBILEE, MAN, Y ACCOKPING TO HIS SIZE, 1 I THE WEAKEST LIVINCj I CREATURE A FLEA CAN JUMP A HUNPREP TIMES ITS OWN r UtN3 I H-- A " XT I AN ANT CAN EASILY CARRY A LOAP TEN TIME? ITS WEIGHT-If- fM RlaHT. iHke ion wu. MAKE A PERSON THE STRONGEST THING ON EARTH r -THERE-rT'f ALL RNMfHEP -NOW WEVL TRY IT HOV ON MB M X PONT WANT TO 06 CARRYING A LOAP TEN TIME4 MV WEI6HT-1 GETS THfEP' JUS I f TV n w l . RAISING KANE The Pup GeU a Name TO KeffP LH3& , you 6MOCR.D &ve HIM A NAMfi f By FRANK WEBB F t eTSetiwM TTDOV " SCQTiC. NO. THV DONY -S."' rSCCM TO FIT you.y M BAGS - SUD0V, WAIT A MlNUTC J ((VE GOT iT ff-) thatS youa heuJ I LOOK WHAT I MAOE FOftTT EAT ALL YOU WANT, V WHAT'S THIS? EXTRA L. r"i VOUjfiRANOWl--XSIuCMtV FtNt eTTY VITAMINS IN BUNJjfT9 tT A W7ThSBw H A Tt'CKJTR'CK. CHAMPS. v-!iW young laov. eari'Miooo for wa 15- T Aa on account , VnwXSURI IU EATTOby THEY HAVE J ' I OF FLI I SCH MANNS that right, vou see, au yeasts are hot the same. pleiscmmamm vatm THt YELLOW LABEL IS THE ONUS YEAST VWITH VITAMINS A ANO 0 IN AOOlTiON TO Bi ANO 6. NOT ONI IS APPRECIABLY LOST, IN THR.QVEN.EITHER! THT WHY ROLLS OR BRSAO OR BUNS MADE WITH FLtlSCHMANNS HAVfi VITAMINS THAT r - - iu a ' x en. 73 VOU WOULONT CARE ABOUT THS6ftANWV BOT WE WOMEN OOl THE fTEISOIMANNT MOMMY BUYS THESE DAYS KttFS FtKftCTW, IN OUR REFRIGERATOR, SO WE CAN GET A WHOLE WEEK? SUFPCY AT ATlMg. ANO MOMMY SENT FOR FLEISCHMANNS W0N0C0FUL NEW RICIF1 tO0K,W WRf C0fNT0 HAVE LOTS OF SWEU NEW BREADS ANO ROLLS IN OUR HOUSE: I2S M FUII 40-pagt, MLcolor book wtiti ovr 60 rclpt. Writ Standard Brandt, Inc. 595 Madison Av Nw York, N. Y. AdvrttMiMnt. UPMipr 1 GETTING TOUE OIL CARD By RUBE GOLDBERG Q. What ii your name? A. Ch-h-che-ches-tt-ter J J-Jonei. Q. Stop stuttering pleas. A. If ydU were as cold as 1 am you'd stutter. Q. Nonsense. It isn't cold now. A. Nc, but I'm looking ahead! Q. Have you an oil-burning furnace fur-nace T A. It all depends on youl Q. How many rooms are there In your bouse? A. Six rooms and nine baths. Q. Isn't that a slightly unbalanced unbal-anced layout? A. Net the way architects design homes today. Q Is your house insulated? A. I can't be sure. AO I know Is that I paid the contractor U da IL It'a like the rltamlns la spinach .. . yea are told they are there but yon can't prove IL Q. How about storm windows? A. I'll bite; how about 'em? Q. Have you had them put In? A. Yes, sir. I know they're there by the rattle. Q. Storm windows are no good if they rattle. A. The carpenter who made them thought I had ordered tent flaps. And they're m thin he must have beea a manufacturer af paper caps for milk bottles before he tarned carpenter. c Q. Have you closed off any rooms? A. I've closed off ao many that I find myself trapped in my .awn home. My mother-in-law was missing miss-ing for three days before they found I had nailed her up In a guest room. Q. Splendid. That's the way to win a war. A. Not the war with my mother-in-law. Q. How much oil did you burn last winter. A. By the bills I must have been the largest consumer next to the Empire State building. Q Do you agree that 09 degrees is warm enough for any home? A. Mister, when the heat la my Loose gets that low the whole family fam-ily starts hunting for seals. If our thermostat gets below 70 my wife accuses me of trying to stage a revival re-vival of Ellsa crossing the ice. Q. Doesn't your wife want to win this war? A. Yes, but not by dog sled. Q. You'd better have a stern talk with her and just set the heat at 05 as Washington suggests. A. No matter where I set it she will shove it up to where her bridge club wants it Q. Would she defy Washington? A. Mister, wbea she gets uncomfortable uncom-fortable la winter she will defy Washington, Jefferson and Hamilton. Q. Here's your ration book. And you won't suffer from cold all winter. win-ter. I can guarantee it A.-How? Q. When you discover how little oil you can get with it you are going go-ing to feel plenty hoL "I am well aware of the desirability desirabil-ity of continuing football games. Through the co-operation of the public pub-lic in refraining from traveling we hope to assure conditions which will make possible the continuance of the events." J. B. Eastman. Tea mean non-attended game, Joe? "The visibility isn't as bad just now as it has been all afternoon, buL as you know, I am not permitted permit-ted to say anything about the weather weath-er as this track is so near the sea." Ted Husing at the races. Nothing like keeping everything completely dark. PET A IN AND LAVAL See the earth's most servile pair Petain and Laval (Pierre) I Mark them crush their fellows all At Herr HiUer's beck and call! Note the world's top crlngers well-Men well-Men who send their own to hell! Frenchmen who by their decree Send their own to slavery I Sign on a movie theater: "Somewhere "Some-where I'll Find You Plus Shorts." , RHYMES FOR THE JUNK DRIVE If you fail to turn in scrap You're a buddy of "the Jap.' .... A patriot who is a punk: He cheers the flag and keeps his ' junk I This guy for any bid ru settle: He won't take time to hunt old metal. ' """ RUBBER CZAR ' He gets things done, does Big BiU Jeffers, And that's ao dish of basses- pfeffers. Washington has ruled that 68 degrees de-grees will be warm enough in New England homes this winter. Well, there Is one spot that can take IL To anybody born and raised In New England getting buck to OS degrees will be about as great a tacrine having to give up on lea floa to mora to another. Ul III 1 I.Y Domestic rn than cayenne and can w V ""wngs, cheese w dishes, relish, . IK To prevent crushi. crown with tissue Dan.,1 the hatonitsbrimTiJ " SiWerware should be J immediately after use 3 salt and acids cause c3 . To pan verptniiu. I tablesDoons r,t of prepared vocable, R! flat pan. Add th. --.T x To wash nylon eorUbs J therri in a mild soap solution. Rinse in luketJ ter and roll in a turkdshto remove moisture. Thet be ironed. Better results will be k from cookies which req&) tag, if the dough' is chilled, eral nouns. (Even chaLj overnight is not too lonrl J ough chilling enables the fe? u. uwuuicu uiuit; easily, GIVE Yoi COLD THE. Get quick relief the famoufi Nose Drop 2-drop way. Help: cold stuffed nose. Genet 4 io ana ouc use ouy kj fe Big Prize Mosey Russia recently made Ik est single distribution f s prizes on record to sdeatE outstanding achievement! i persons received a total ii ooo, several of the firs a amounting to $48,000. CALLOUSES To Niim painful mIImml to log or Uadwiwi os boCtaarf tot r ad roar wlloom pt wmVk ! thia. aootking, euhiiMkf k V) Fortune's WUa Fortune pays sometime! ij intensity oi tier ravon i.. shortness of their durata tasar Gracian. Gas on Sloe - - j WtM nam rtomcb ' pmerib th 1U-unl "'"" :Z - u . uHinMi U, BV' Uttf 1 tebto toot moot FsUing Me . TTnsiMVPcefnl merit ts have many followers, td mirers may oe wuu man. I I aV '! SALT LAKE BOtSE-P. represeab thole) a nation. ItpomJ "W merely foBoir8, new teighb d I SIM Ui" V-T- J lnfflsusednw,4pl1 J and aa it i all profit too advartiBinha'"- ivvybody MMtimaf IP taw ;', v.... ..I cover to rotnin c. tender, hut nni est , v luusny, Kitchen scales are iiJ necessity at canning Q best results weigh everyZf Old shirts no longer J cause they are coUarlesjaJ style make pretty kitchen J Too much heat kills ,etJ dissolving yeast for bab3 l! sure the liquid is lukewaO AO Ho cr root, V "i pwe idtal |