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Show WORLD'S Lighter Side THE VeATHERHEADS . S7.1ATTER POP So William Get (hit of a Tight ft ( . MUtTACHHl. OH J V -V- J VTV KKOM,OKI'J IVJILUAM, Voui- 'trrr- u' : tf, p & V? W 'S! " ' H IriESCAL lKE r! . When Preams Come True FINNEY OF THE FORCE si Visiting: 7 fr k , -H i pqm'T know II w ':-; . ' MW SKOOP - ( SME Plt4T 1 HEARS 1 1 v ( AND ( S6Z 6T . - 1 Got A . neSJ . iT. A broad-. Avex 6oT I TSE JK,,-; v?V Klf4 BT V""PdLeece - . I fouB 1P6 hTk SHORT vMET'lv 'STEAD O' A V RADio- ( T , Au )7Vw 1 so FAR J JJf AD AMSON'S ADVENTURES Stemware OurPdPeere of life as Depicted by Famous . V 1 .1 BEST PUce A LlttU LiU "Whrti Boir "Whatl kappdr "H cam dowa'a ladder ten mln-utea mln-utea after It was takta away." AoatraUaa aterlaf hoapltal: "UUam, B11L" "UDow, Btrra." , -Coma In to lar "Na, ytataraa." BjrtUadaf Hat-aataa, Hat-aataa, DnMiI BpecUHat Oonld 70a pay for aa oporatloa If I thought ono waa BOMsaarfl Patient Woald 70a tad ana 'neceftaair tf I could at pa for UI Hith n. Phllanthroplat Do 70a maka enough to lire on 07 hegfinf t Mendicant No ; oometlmea I har to draw oa 017 capital rajaing 8how. COMICS Cartoonists and iMmio (wi!oajn KUMNf nr mwraawkM cni(tnaL.m' tttmammxi OSSWMVPOWOK KVIwrVKHMMH auutvowar aMnaawm om " 1. :jh:ll I h; .J.fiiJ 1 ill I , II I : ' u.dlHiU' T . 'I fl ' " " " Wt.WCiiillilillwrWitt Hutnmrjsts Dry Hssbce PyCMPAYKE By 0. JACOBSSON if CLUYAS VttttXilS tiirMW Kuiaafiwo Kuan mrm$am1o - aaMMvx WIIWWWWP WH IWaWWJIKP, ia a ernaiau' taop( pwf w-fto iMMHuhg y J S0 BRISBANE THIS r WEEK Tha Bif BUck Legion ; Mora an4 Better Babiea . A Worried Empire . ( C. S. Dollars Emigrate Tfco "rltnaT of the murderoua secret society called the "Black La glo a"t. contains sent "Know Kothlng" features.' fea-tures.' The candidate can-didate for adulation ad-ulation most bo fwdlng to commit, com-mit, murder, . to proceed ' against Catholics, Jews and yegroea' he moat be na-tiTa na-tiTa born, rrot-aatent, rrot-aatent, white and gentlla." . :i , legion.", which probably wlQ not last long, had ambitious am-bitious plana. Uuong other things It proposed to orertbrow the federal fed-eral gorernment, which la not aa original Idea. It was also going to set op a -dlctatorahlp, with Bight-riding Bight-riding regiments. to enforce dlad-pllne. dlad-pllne. ' Dictatorship la not a new Wea, either,;' ;r; ' J : Strange things are dona or planned la the Bams of "liberty" now, as they were whea Madam Boland . - mounted. the guillotine platform v Sussla wants blggar families, like llnaaollnt aad others with "plana. Stalls wants plenty of new.ltttlo dtisenSi ,, . . " A tbonaand .mlUIoa rubles win be set aside by Moscow to "aubal-dlss "aubal-dlss largo families and :ald moth-era." moth-era." Birth wntrol ladles and gen' Bimerars1irprls aid to large famines win begin after tb seventh ehfld. Serea art takta as a matter of coarse; that Is just the -beginning of a Basatur tantUyr fjbancellor Eltlor' of Germany Jolna la the "mors and bettor babies" ba-bies" .Cry. v,:; "'. l'XT : The German ideal Is no longer the beautiful, golden-haired Margaret; spinning her wheel and , saying "No." Tht Nads demand women who, "abort' tTtrythlag elae, can become the mothers of sertral children" chil-dren" and art wining to do so, according' to a: representatiTt tf Chancellor Hitler, " . I ' """"" ., J . - WHllam Philip Slmms, Cngllah, Is afraid the British empire may not survive, on account of "air fleet -peril" rr,,.".l - Britain Is disturbed by : the" thought that her whole Imperial Una of communication,: stretching. 4,000 mllea from the Straits of Gibraltar, to the Gulf of Aden, Is under Mussolini's bombing planes. Except that her empire Is the biggest, big-gest, England ehould not worry more than' other countries. With surface ships losing all Importance, except la the opinions of some Americans, anybody bombers can break up any Bat, of communications communica-tions temporarily. - "Americans Investing huge turns" i the Bahsmas, to tsvapt Income tax," says the New York Timet, iblg- type, front page. -Kttiy - Americans have beea "investing hare sums" elsewhere, outside tht United States. BUllona of American Ameri-can money hare gone to Canada, England and other "foreign parts.'" More WlU go. .: " ' - la aU tht Bahamas, 4,403 square dies of atautlful-terrltor,' there Is no Incomt tax. Think tf that fcr i happy country, s Needless to say, tf enough Amor-Icaa Amor-Icaa money poors la to make ft worth whUt tht latelllgent British win find a way to tax It . Many frenchmea art disturbed and pussled by the situation la Europe, Eu-rope, and General Mordacq, close aasodatt of Clemenceaa la tht war, discuses tht Question, "What would Clemenceaa do If ho could come backr , ... , rranct feels the aeed of "a man with a fist," aa kommt a polgnt, and Clemen ceau was that kind. , is. Concerning that not old lighter from tht Vendee, It Is safest tay that If ho came hack U would hasten has-ten preparations for another war. But he would sot have waited until BOW. Marshal Badogllo.wht cleaned lap BthlopU so swiftly, has beea called to Rome, perhaps as part tf a wist plan sot to let anybody grow tot big, Ukt tht trot tgdrastl, supposed at havt Its roots la hall. Its top-, most branches la heaven. A sew comet bow approaching as, flacovered If and named for I a eltier, .amatear astronomer, who works la a garage, win be the first comet visible to tht naked aye since 182T. Germany cut off the head of a sixty-fiTt-year-oId mas coavlctod of killing 12 bora, Before death, "tx amlned" b7 Nasi officials who thought at might bt a Communist, ht admitted many other murders. Be aaed a secret poison that doctors doc-tors could aot detect. . SJ Ktas rtthm SraStaMe, tae. rrettyWaUi; of Colorful! 1 1 s s - rairaas 1 How rarely eat sm, This prond peW will hold this tni: aa your will mi w. It dona In a ibcrt and it win f. trmt atsT ( broidery roei vtrj toKie, runomg ta ( ton float, but ieae& colorful It U, tht sx . Pattern 1014 cm trsnsfer patters eft j Inches '. a Mln ch. terlal requlreaeaa; au auicnes neeoed. I coins or atampi let, 'The Sewing Clrck,! 82 Eighth Its, KeT UK Try a On l STCEATC2- K'v'CHEVIOUrE Olftnl 60CHEY: f 40 re: AND AIOWMC , . - JkUfcmbtH XeKxWiiBH.w1 aatMMOWt. Written -- &M.ACI. UsedTr. Gooa Tncfa-a PkkaptM41bil i:f BIO IBS) or CCSSa.eii'iU 150,000 fectXJacdi ! StractuiralSUs'i "llonscylrtit KttsmMM J. 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