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Show AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN Onthe Funny Along the Concrete Sally Sez Side dl)5TUCA en STQggQgN AN EXPERT Our Pet Peeve- I l-.M. -11 Jft-4 -Ji'-Aya., 1 ,11 -4 lrt ,,. L...Ji.-Jv, JtV . . 1 I., ,JL 1 1 Optimira J Hankff Some of those so-called optimists ire meet are like the chap apoken of la Passing Show, London. MI am quite optimistic about the future." "Then why do you look so wor ried r "l am not certain that my optimism opti-mism Is Justified." Won aad Bataball Mrs. Green (at ball game, as pitcher -and -catcher hold a -confer-1 ence) What are they talking about? Husband About what to throw to the next batter. Mrs. Green But they arent al lowed to throw anything except the ball, are they? All die Policamaa'a Fault Magistrate The traffic policeman ays you got sarcastic with him. Mr. Nagger But I don't Intend to be. He talked to me the way my wife does, and I forgot myself and answered, "Tea, my dear." Stray stones. May Narar Kaow . Guest Do you make a reduced rate In this hotel If one stays more than a week? Porter 'Deed, boss, I don't know. Nobody has ever been able to stick (t out here as long as a week. HIPPO STRATEGY "How did the Hippo-Monk game tome out?" The Hippos won. One of the guards swallowed the ball and scored i touchdown." Scaracrow "Must be a lot of gentlemen farmers farm-ers around here." Tehuhr "Never saw so many scarecrows wearing erenlng dress." Louisville Courier-Journal Naw Radacar History Lecturer Can anyone tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa lean? 8tout lady I don't know or I'd take some myself. Capper's Weekly Baglaaiag . Friend now la your son getting along In his medical studies? Proud Mother Fine; he can already al-ready cure very small children, Border Cities Star. -- - -- 1 1 r -ini-ifii iv ' f THE FEATHERHEADS JLiZsl. v c , v r U IbO'RSi LOOKfS MOCM MOCfi ( H 30 HOD tCUXtLP , J(UaU-HVA-l I LOOK A UTTL . ) II " THWK OP IT, D6AQ 71-151 T lHASCMB-PottX KNtW S-ffl VTOU3MTSa SCA 7 V'' V BfiTTKR AT Tw J ( ff 111.?. AMD AT . 1 1I MM W ffltsrti lji 1 LJtfl II J 1 iiimi Mmmmfjnai immm : aa 1 Stat it. I During the holiday traffic rush, two speed cops, noticing a young woman woo was driving dangerously, shot - ahead of her and drew up their cat broadside, so that the culprit had to top. "Excuse me, young lady," said one of the officers, sarcastically, "do yon know anything about driving a car?" "Ur course," said the bright young thing, "what's your trouble r Quick Thinking Pa Johnny, what la this "00" on your report card? Johnny I I think that's the temperature tem-perature of the schoolroom. Brooklyn Brook-lyn Dally Eagle. 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