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Show AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN Crapagi Along the Concrete i r. I , rr,.,-JIE..FA8IED-.:v. The Into father was talking to hit on, who had been sadly neglecting ,J0 ttad.es. . ((w. ire suppoifelj to' tit) Studytht for your exam, and 'jet I And 70a , ww at dance Laai night, and came tons r t TcmftoB- laitf-yen were studying physical la dancing at a ball 'physicsT "WelI,M said the son, "It's light,' heat' and sound P BEYOND REASON "He's as conceited a youth as I erer mef." -wrttr - "He says be Is sure he can make Helen happy If she wiU marry him. As If any man could be sure of mak-log mak-log any woman happy." Future Rqalrmat Ton approve of forest cuItoreP The need of It Is plainly before my eyes," answered Senator Sorghum. Sorg-hum. "One of the things this United States Capitol is going to require Is more and better wood of which to make garela." Don't Ruth, 'Zoke Young Corncrib Ain't we going to a theater while we're In New York, mi Tanner Corncrib Yes, Bzeklel, yes I Jest as soon as we've looked In an the store winders I Her a little patience, pa-tience, boy I Brooklyn Dally Eagle. QoMntherry Rmlaa Magistrate (la English court) They say yon browbeat your wife shamefully. The Accused I never browbeat her, your worship, I landed on her Jaw London Answers. MIGHT BE EITHER "What business are you in?" "The film business." "Ladles' garments or moving pictures?" pic-tures?" Catty Jane Jim's so original lie says things to me that nobody else would treats of saying. JIU What's he been up to now asking you to marry LI ml Montreal Gazette. Sabarbia Strategy Jones Will you raise your vegetables next year? own Suburb No. Just praise the neighbors neigh-bors truck and they'll giro you the best they raise as a brag I' Brooklyn Ualiy Eagle. To Prvat a Yelp "What are you going to give your .husband for his birthday I" "It depends on how much be wants to spend for It" Much Simpler Lady (witnessing tug-of-war for first time) Wouldn't it be simpler, dear, for them to get knife and cut it T Boston Transcript ;1UG GTOTMS OF QUALITY year mm l jllL THE FEATHERHEADS By Othama Vbl KUOvJ MV HUSBAND iH 1 tnay tn.i 1 SO I ALVUAYS J G0CX IDEA-PLAY IDEA-PLAY fJAFf? AMD e I USB THE PAMCB ONLY SAMS SYSlfeU vyfflW QUiTB I V MYS61F PLAIN MBM FINNEY OF THE FORCE iV 0si 1 CWtNOLIX Fiwiy ? f :SS' r-r -h "I II J ...... .V i.i I II WAL MOMl AM'l 11 I M I . . 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